Chapter 28: A quilt for friends
Zhang Yang saw that the other party was attacking from the side, and he couldn't afford the enemy to slip away first, and a spirit monkey jumped from the bottom plate to the other side.
The two sides were still on the stage, moving like rabbits, their figures flying up and down, tossing and moving, and all kinds of moves and means came out.
After another half an hour, no one touched each other for half a day. Everyone was stunned by this earth-shattering historic duel, but at this time, everyone was exhausted after scolding for a long time, holding on to the edge of the ring one by one, and they no longer had the strength to continue scolding.
Seeing the scene of the duel, he really couldn't stand such a cruel visual destruction, so he protested to the two masters on the stage.
Li Hao complained: "It's really blind to my 72K local tyrant's gold-inlaid jade dog eyes, you two are faking to fight." ”
Zeng Shuai said sarcastically: "Can you be a little gentleman, why are you performing a sword, if you see it, you two will have to be killed." ”
Zhang Yang said without squinting: "Nonsense, is there such a fierce and moving fake fight?" ”
Baili Lang also explained: "It's just that our body is too strong, so it is difficult to distinguish the winner for a while." ”
Seeing that these two stupid people had no skin and no face and no guilt, everyone stopped condemning them and began to beg the two gods for mercy.
Duan Tianyun: "Since it is difficult to tell the winner for a while, the two heroes should also accept the supernatural powers." ”
Chang Siwei: "Please don't fight anymore." ”
Xiang Yu: "I owe you a favor, don't fight to save face." ”
Zhang Yang bluntly rejected everyone's request: "No, I hate people who give up halfway, and I have to fight him today." ”
Baili Lang also said to everyone: "We haven't distinguished the superior yet, you have to be patient, and then it is the time to witness the miracle." ”
Liu Bi: "If you are paralyzed and continue to fight, we are worried that there will be deaths." ”
Qin Hunt: "Yes, yes, safety first, don't refuse, please think about it again." ”
Zhang Yang: "How come, we are very measured." ”
Baili Lang: "You don't have to worry about the possibility of killing people, we are very light." ”
Gao Ao: "Then can you please be heavier, you can't make any trouble, we're going to die laughing." ”
Zhao Hao: "If we continue to fight, we will call the police, so you have to force me to make it clear." Have a degree in everything, and warn you not to go too far. ”
Under the overwhelming strong protest and solemn negotiation of everyone, the two finally stopped, and they were tired and out of breath after whirling around the stage for so long.
Baili Lang pointed at the other party and said, "For their sake, I will let you go today, otherwise you will at least lie down like Huo Qingfang for ten days and a half months." ”
Zhang Yang also retorted without showing weakness: "The sea is wide and the fish jumps high in the sky, and the birds fly, and the cowhide is blowing everywhere." Today's battle is not satisfying, we will fight again another day. ”
When the people who were leaning on the ring heard that they were going to fight again, they all fell down like a thunderbolt from the sky.
Gao Ao: "I can't hold the ring, so I'll serve you two stupid." ”
Zhao Hao: "Another day, you scared me, lose money, there is no 10,000 that can't get up." ”
Zhang Yang: "You just go and grab it, I'll give you a cheap life, do you want to be your second uncle." ”
Zhao Hao said puzzledly: "You didn't get itchy skin today, right, I'm curious why the country doesn't use your face to make a tyrannosaurus armor." ”
Gao Ao: "Just now on the stage, both of them lost their faces, and besides, what kind of armor do they wear like this, it is enough to be invulnerable to swords and guns, indomitable, and not afraid of poison." Every time you lose your face, you need to put the blue face back on, otherwise you will have no face in the future, so it is called pretending to be blue. ”
Everyone laughed at his explanation, and for the next two days, everyone trained various fighting skills and reviewed various fighting postures. Let yourself maintain a good sense of battle, and you will also gain something in the communication with everyone, after all, the combat knowledge and experience accumulated by the masters are also very valuable.
Li Hao recalled the situation that day, eliminated the previous duel, and only talked about the confrontation of the century between Zhang Yang and Baililang.
After Bo Lingqiao heard this story, he was deeply impressed by the duel between the two, and Pei Qian even said: "They are also fortune-tellers, so they have not been killed." ”
The two people outside came to the door, and Zhang Yang asked directly: "What do I mean by saying you kid, I don't want to be your father at all, don't force me." ”
Baili Lang: "What a bullshit mess, I forced you something." ”
Zhang Yang: "Just take care of yourself, don't force me to teach you how to behave." ”
Baili Lang accused: "This is someone else's house, and there are other little girls here." And are you very familiar with Pei Qian, you were learning to bark a dog there just now, you are too shameless, it's not that I want to talk about you"
Zhang Yang shouted dissatisfiedly: "Then why don't you talk a fart, shut your stinky mouth." How good are you, still making up stories in front of people and pretending to be pitiful. What qualifications do you have to say about me. ”
Baili Lang touched his conscience and said: "I am acting in my true colors, how can I be so shameless as you." ”
Zhang Yang saw that this guy was reasonable, how could he be reasonable: "You are a fart, what kind of decent man and gentleman are you pretending." I'm the one who spends money to pick up girls with my ability, and it's your business. ”
Baili Lang: "What do you mean by pretending, what I said is the truth, do you believe it or not, I believe it anyway." ”
Zhang Yang: "Ahh Besides, who helped you push the cart just now, you ungrateful dog mongrel. ”
Baili Lang was speechless for a moment, he knew that he wouldn't ask him to help push the cart just now, this dog has a set of quarrels. I can't find any reason to push him back for a while, you kid is amazing.
Zhang Yang saw that he had shut up and didn't say anything anymore. The wind outside blew and both of them were much more sober. I woke up outside and enjoyed the night view for a while, and then walked in like a good buddy with my shoulders hooked.
'Friends walk together for a lifetime, and if they don't agree, they will do it. I'm sorry to sing it wrong, a good friend for life. ’
Li looked at the two of them like no one else, and said, "Look I'm not wrong, I know it's like this." ”
Pei Qian raised her head and asked dissatisfiedly, "You two just came in?" Why didn't something happen. ”
Zhang Yang defended himself: "What else can happen here, we originally went out to exchange the harvest of coming here this time." ”
Baililang: "That's right, by the way, I discussed the flavor of that bottle of Sprite, it's really a great wine." ”
Bo Lingqiao originally thought that the two would have a dragon and tiger wrestling after they went out, but it turned out to be a cat brother and a dog brother.