Chapter 122 Be friends with Xiaocao

Xu Dong looked at the object in his hand, which was a small copper tower. The size of a heavy fist, it seems to be very old. Look at the properties again.

"Shushan Trial Tower": Special items. Part of the legendary Shushan Immortal Sect Dojo. You can enter the tower for trials, which has unexpected benefits.

"How did you get this?" Xu Dong asked.

"When we first entered this virtual world, we received a hidden mission "Looking for the Lost Shushan Dojo". We struggled to find this Trial Tower, which is said to be part of the Shushan Immortal Sect Dojo that disappeared thousands of years ago. It seems that there are other four parts of the object, if you find all of them, you can own the entire Shushan Dojo. But we couldn't get into this Tower of Trials by all means. Lu Yuan replied.

Xu Dong nodded, and threw out a little red light at Lu Yuan with a raised hand. Lu Yuan turned over his hand and took a look, but in his palm was a special injury medicine "Huitian Pill". Lu Yuan was overjoyed in his heart, knowing that his little fate had been saved. The meaning of Xu Dong's delivery of medicine is self-evident, that is, he decided to let Lu Yuan go.

"Thank you, Mr. Xu! I took my leave under it! Lu Yuan hugged his fists.

Xu Dong waved his hand, and the county soldiers behind him immediately gave way to a road, and Lu Yuan ran away without saying a word, and disappeared into the mountains and forests after a while.

Xu Dong put the Trial Tower into the ring space and looked back at Gu Dong. Gu Dong knew that he would not be able to escape today, so he simply turned his heart sideways and said viciously: "Xu Dong! This is the virtual world, and today Lao Tzu is planted. But what can you do with Lao Tzu? It's a big deal, I'll delete the number offline and start over! ”

Xu Dong laughed and said: "You don't know me, Lao Tzu said that if you cry, you have to cry!" Don't believe you're going offline? ”

Gu Dong sneered, and the summoning system panel was ready to go offline. Xu Dong said with a smile: "Will, stop him from going offline."

"System prompt: Player Gu Dong's offline operation failed, and the synchronization consciousness was forcibly bound. Binding time: 24 hours. ”

Gu Dong was dumbfounded, what is the situation with this Nima? And this kind of plug-in?

Xu Dong smiled: "Of course, you can send a message to your friends and family to forcibly unplug the power cord of the game warehouse in the real world, but I advise you not to do it." With your mind forcibly bound, it can be dangerous to suddenly break away from the virtual network. You're going to have some level of damage to your brain, and I don't know exactly what that might happen. The worst outcome is brain death. ”

This time, Gu Dong really wanted to cry, and shouted sadly: "What do you want? The Tower of Trials has been taken by you! I didn't touch your woman with a finger! ”

Xu Dong glanced at Gu Dong, turned his head to Cai Chun of Siping Zhixian and said: "Cai Zhixian, you are a fucking Jinshi of Hongzhi for 14 years, and you are still a Qipin Zhixian after being an official for more than 30 years. How the hell is it mixed? ”

Cai Chun said embarrassedly: "The lower official is ashamed. The subordinate officials are wooden and do not understand the changes in officialdom. Therefore, it is not liked by the superiors, and every time the officials are graded by the lower officials, they are middle and lower, and they are not allowed to be promoted......"

Xu Dong shook his head and smiled: "There is an opportunity now, you can do two things for me." If it is done, how about the official guarantee that you are the prefect of Jiaxing? ”

"Jiangnan Province, Jiaxing Prefect! Thank you for your support! Cai Chunxi's tears came out, seeing that he was approaching the age of sixties, but he didn't want to meet a noble person when he was old! This prefect of Gangnam Province is not something that anyone can do! The prefect of Jiaxing Mansion is generally four grades, how many levels has this jumped?

"Hehe, don't be too busy thanks. Let me ask you a few things first. Xu Dongdao.

"My lord, excuse me! The lower officials must know everything! Cai Chun said excitedly.

"Your Siping County is close to Yunnan, do you know about the illegal activities of the ministers of the DPRK and China here? For example, the greed for military salaries, the imposition of miscellaneous taxes, and so on. You can answer truthfully. Xu Dong said coldly.

When Cai Chun heard this, the excitement just now disappeared in an instant! Like a basin of cold water pouring down from the head. Frightened: "My lord! The lower official position is humble and does not dare to ...... Don't dare ......"

Xu Dong snorted coldly and said, "I know you're afraid, but with this official protecting you, what are you afraid of?" Whether it is a step to the sky, or a mistake in the quagmire, you can think clearly! ”

Cai Chun's face was red and blue for a while, and after thinking for a long time, he said horizontally: "Xiaguan said, my lord wants to save the lives of Xiaguan's whole family!"

Xu Dong picked up Cai Chun with a pleasant face, pulled him to the side, stayed away from the soldiers, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, Lord Cai, you have a heart-to-heart relationship with this official." In the future, you will be your own person, can the official still protect you? Don't be afraid to say it! ”

Cai Chun blushed and said, "Dare to teach adults to know!" This greedy ink and excessive taxation are considered light in Yunnan! The most serious is still in my Sichuan and Jiangxi provinces. All kinds of corruption in other places are the actions of officials to enrich their own pockets, but Sichuan and Jiangxi are different from other places. ”

Xu Dong was surprised: "What do you mean?" Isn't it the officials who fill their pockets? What else could it be? ”

Cai Chun said: "Sichuan and Jiangxi are both places where Taoism flourishes......"

Xu Dong frowned and said, "You mean...... Wanshou Palace! ”

Cai Chun replied: "Your Excellency is wise! Wanshou Palace wantonly annexed peasant land in Sichuan and Jiangxi, and the officials of the two places arbitrarily levied all kinds of miscellaneous taxes, all of which were supported by Shao Guoshi......"

Xu Dong said angrily: "Shao Yuanjie! I'll grass you Malegobi! ”

Cai Chun whispered: "My lord is angry, then Shao Guoshi has a great relationship with Lord Xia, the first assistant of the cabinet, after Lord Xia was promoted from the secretary of the Ministry of Rites to the cabinet, the Ministry of Rites will be concurrently served by Shao Guoshi as the secretary of the Ministry of Rites." If you want to rectify the rule of the officials here, you have to think about it in the long run! ”

Xu Dong sighed and said, "This official originally wanted you to collect evidence of the corruption of the officials here, and then clear it in one fell swoop. Now it seems that there is really no way to rush. You go back and prepare, and soon there will be a promotion to transfer you to Jiaxing. You don't have to worry, the official of Zhejiang has already been cleaned up, and the governor of Zhejiang and the prefect of Hangzhou are now holy people. The Dangkou Sailor is also in Zhoushan, Zhejiang, which is our territory. After you go to Jiaxing to take office, just remember not to let Xia Yan and Shao Yuanjie's people interfere in Zhejiang's affairs again. Let's talk about the rest. ”

Cai Chun kowtowed and said, "The lower official obeys the order!" Does Enshuai have any other orders? ”

"Oh, there's one more thing." Xu Dong walked up to Gu Dong, who was lying on the ground, and said, "You take this bastard back to the county government and comb it with a big punishment." No, do it a few more times! Make sure to make him feel the best it can be! ”

Cai Chun smiled: "Xia Guan understands! But looking at the appearance of this thief, I am afraid that after a big punishment, he will have braids. ”

Xu Dong smiled, raised his foot and stepped on Gu Dong's left hand, and several toothache-inducing bone cracking sounds sounded. Gu Dong screamed miserably, so painful that all the snot and tears flowed down! Xu Dong took care of himself and stepped on a few bones of Gu Dong, turned back to Cai Chun and said, "You don't know, he is a stranger." The difference between Inhumans and you is that as long as there is a special medicine for Inhumans, he will soon be able to live again. ”

As he spoke, he took out a few bottles of wound medicine, stuffed a few grains in Gu Dong's mouth, and handed the rest to Cai Chun and said, "While using the torture, feed the medicine at the same time." Life is boundless! Alright, you guys go. The official also wants to see the scenery for a while. ”

Cai Chun took the bottle and smiled. After saluting Xu Dong, he called a few officials to drag Gu Dong back to the county office. Gu Dong was dragged on the ground by chains, crying and shouting: "Marshal Xu Dong! I was wrong! You let me go, don't be like a little person like me......" The voice faded away.

Xu Dong put his hands behind his back, hummed a little song and looked at the scenery in the village, and sighed after a while: "Comfortable...... To be a man is to be true to his word, and I am an honest person...... Hey, Rainbow, what are you doing? ”

Blue Rainbow squatted on the side of the road at this time, looking at a small piece of grass. From time to time I cried twice, wiped away my tears, and cried twice. It looks very sad.

"Damn, I'll scold you twice, you're not done yet...... You're not right! Is a man's face something you can touch casually? What's more, you're still a married woman! I think when we first met, you teased me like this! Alright, get up and come back with me. Xu Dong said angrily.

"I'm not going back! You say that about me! I don't have the face to see anyone, I'm going to be friends with Xiaocao here. Woo-woo-woo......" Blue Rainbow cried, reaching for a weed with her fingers.

Xu Dong: "......"

"Again, are you going to go?"

"Don't go! I'm going to be with the grass! ”

"If you don't get up again, I'm going to make a trick!"

"Stinky man, I won't get up if you make a trick!"

"Wife, I was wrong......

The sun is shining and the breeze is slow. Xu Dong Edgeworth flew in the sky with a blue rainbow. Blue Rainbow giggled and shouted, "Husband, hurry up!" Faster! ”

"Couldn't be faster! It's all over 600 sizes! was seen by the traffic police and 12 deductions! Xu Dong shouted.

"Husband, didn't you just get a treasure? What is it? Blue Rainbow asked.

"I don't know what it is, but it's scary when you look at the name! Anyway, things related to the ancient Shushan faction are definitely not simple. Xu Dong replied.

"Show me!" Blue Rainbow said coquettishly.

"Isn't it! I'm on my way. Xu Dong said depressedly, how can this little girl's skin come out one after another......

"I want to see it! I want to see! Blue Rainbow pulled Xu Dong's belt and pulled it hard.

"! Got it, got it! I have to find a place to stop! Don't pull the belt of my pants, my mother's pants are going to fall off! Xu Dong was speechless, and descended a sword light on a barren mountain and a wild ridge.

"No, that's it." Xu Dong handed the Trial Tower to Blue Rainbow.

Blue Rainbow took the Trial Tower and looked left and right for a long time, and suddenly threw the tower to the ground and stepped on it hard! He bent down again and picked up a stone, apparently trying to smash it!

"it! What are you doing? Xu Dong hurriedly went up and grabbed the tower in his hand, and shouted angrily.

Blue Rainbow threw away the stone and said, "I can't get in, let's see if I can smash it open."

Xu Dong stumbled and yelled at Blue Rainbow, "Are you crazy?" You old! ”

"You're murdering me again!" The blue rainbow eye circles are red again.

Xu Dong: "I'm afraid of you......"

Xu Dong took the trial tower and looked at it again and again for a long time, but he didn't have a clue at all, and he cut his hand and dripped a few drops of blood on the tower, but there was still no movement.

At this time, the demon sealing pot on Xu Dong's waist moved, Xu Dong's heart moved, and when he patted the demon sealing pot, a black shadow appeared. But it was the Yellow Springs Sect Master with the mask.

"Meet my lord!" The Huangquan Sect Leader knelt down and saluted to Xu Dong.

"Ouch! How many days has it been? You've finally surrendered! Ha ha. It's worthy of the realm of a grandmaster. Xu Dong was overjoyed.

Xu Dong looked the Huangquan Sect Leader up and down, and said curiously: "Xiao Wei, take off the mask and let me take a look."

"Yes, master." The Huangquan Sect Master immediately took off the ghost mask on his face. A sharp-beaked monkey gills and a face with triangular eyes and a collapsed nose appeared in front of Xu Dong's eyes. Looking at it with a sense of joy, Blue Rainbow couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Xu Dong patted the Huangquan Sect Leader on the shoulder depressedly and said, "I finally understand why you are wearing a mask...... You better put it on, don't take it off if it's okay. ”

"Obey the master!" The Huangquan Sect Leader put on a mask again.