Text Chapter 121 The Man with a Small Belly
Xu Dong appeared in the virtual world and found himself in the wedding room of the Five Poisons Sect's main altar, which was where he went offline a few days ago. However, he didn't see the blue rainbow, obviously they were online together, Xu Dong was a little puzzled.
Walk out of the room and into the courtyard. A disciple of the Five Poisons Sect who was walking by hurriedly looked up and happened to see Xu Dong, the disciple showed surprise on his face and shouted, "Sect Master! You're back! Where have you been with the Blue Sect Master these days? The brothers in the church are looking for you! ”
Xu Dong said embarrassedly: "After going out to play for a few days, didn't Mrs. come back?" Because Blue Rainbow is married to Xu Dong, she is now the wife of the sect leader and the deputy sect leader.
The disciple was stunned for a moment and said, "Didn't you see the Blue Sect Master, didn't you come back with the Sect Master?"
Xu Dong was dumbfounded, clicked on the communication panel, typed in the three words blue rainbow, and made a voice call. "Drip" sounded, and sure enough, it was connected.
"Rainbow? Where are you? Why didn't I see you? Xu Dong asked.
"Husband, I just went online. Just created the character, I'm awesome now! Wearing a novice cloth clothes, his strength has changed from a first-class peak to a rookie! In a broken village where I don't know where. I want to cry......" Blue Rainbow said in a voice call.
"! I forgot about it! You're now logged in to the virtual world as a player, so you'll have to start from scratch......" Xu Dong exclaimed.
"Woo woo ~ stinky man, come and pick me up! A few of the disciples were teasing me. Blue Rainbow said.
"Nani? Lao Tzu's wife also dares to flirt? What village are you in? I'll be right here! Xu Dong said angrily.
"I don't know, I'll ask."
Then I heard the voice of the blue rainbow in the voice call and said, "Little brothers, where is this?"
Then I heard the laughter of several men, one of whom laughed, "Beauty, are you calling your boyfriend to come?" Is your boyfriend as handsome as me? Is it richer than me? Hehe, it's better to follow me, whether here or in reality, I guarantee that you will have everything you want. ”
Xu Dong was furious when he heard this, and shouted in the voice call: "Malegobi's! There are chickens for Lao Tzu to stand and don't run! If you don't cry, you won't be surnamed Xu! ”
The player's male voice laughed and said, "Come on, am I still afraid of you?" A group of gigglers laughed.
"You have a kind, wait for me! Say where it is! Xu Dong's blood pressure has increased.
"Listen, this is Yongan County, Siping County, Hongshan Village. Don't cry later! Lao Tzu is the village chief! This village is the biggest! The male player shouted.
With a "boom", Xu Dong's imperial sword soared straight into the sky, and the speed was so fast that only a sound sounded loudly. The angry Xu Dong flew to Kunming City in less than ten minutes and teleported directly to Siping County.
"Tell you to come out of the county!" Xu Dong walked to the door of the Siping County Yamen, took out a purple jade token and handed it to the Ya Gong at the door. As soon as the official saw the token in his hand, he knew that this thing was extraordinary, and he didn't dare to slack off, so he invited Xu Dong into the lobby and ran into the county to inform the magistrate.
Not long after, an old man with a thin body, white temples, and a seven-grade official uniform ran out, knelt down and kowtowed without saying a word, and shouted loudly: "Cai Chun, the magistrate of Siping County, Xiaguan, meet the governor!" Xia Guan is the fourth year of Hongzhi Jinshi and the first, for many years as an official, although the ability is average, but always conscientious and conscientious to abide by his duties, dare not slack off......"
Xu Dong was anxious and said angrily: "Stop! This official is not here to listen to your blind beep! Let me ask you, is there a Hongshan village in Siping County? Is the village chief an alien? ”
Cai Chun was startled, and his teeth chattered: "Indeed...... Indeed, there is this village and this person...... This person's name is Gu Dong, and his family is wealthy. He donated a lot of money to the county, and was promoted to the head of Hongshan Village a month ago. ”
Xu Dong glared angrily, grabbed Cai Chun's collar and said, "This person is rebelling!" Did you accept his favors, so you appointed him as the head of Hongshan Village? Or is it simply complicit with him? ”
Cai Chun's eyes were black, he almost fainted, and screamed: "My lord! My lord! The lower officials don't know about this thief's wolf ambitions! I have never received a penny of this thief's benefit! The money donated by this thief to the county is used for official business and people's livelihood! It's all well documented! I hope that the lord will be the master of the lower officials! ”
Xu Dong shook off Cai Chun and snorted coldly: "Gather the county soldiers and besiege Hongshan Village!"
"Yes, yes! Obey your orders! Cai Chun got up, carried the hem of his official uniform, and ran all the way to gather the soldiers.
Hongshan Village, a small mountain village in Sichuan. There are 112 families in the village, with a population of less than 500. At this time, a group of people gathered at the entrance of the village, but it was the new village chief Gu Dong, who took seven or eight fox friends to block a beautiful woman at the entrance of the village and not let her leave. Gu Dong and the others stared at the woman and kept teasing, but because of the rules of the system, they didn't dare to go too far, just blocking the entrance of the village to take advantage of it.
Of course, that woman is Blue Rainbow, and according to Blue Rainbow's temper, she would have slapped these fools to death with one slap when she encountered this kind of thing. How could it be that now that his martial arts are all wasted, and he has no power to restrain the chicken, he can only look at Gu Dong and the others angrily, but there is nothing he can do.
"You guys, wait for my husband to come later, and you'll be dead! I advise you to flee for your lives as soon as possible. Blue Rainbow scolded angrily.
"Babbling hahaha! When the little lady is angry, she is even more glamorous and moving! There is also a literary style when speaking! It's also called Husband! Haha, the way you talk like an NPC, I love it! But your husband hasn't come for a long time, so he must be afraid and don't dare to come. It's better for the little lady to follow me, I will love you well. Gu Dong laughed.
"You...... Hehe. Well, I'll see how you cry later. Blue Rainbow laughed angrily.
At this moment, the sound of horses' hooves sounded, followed by the figures of many soldiers in the distance. In the demented eyes of Gu Dong and others, seven hundred county soldiers and more than a hundred officials surrounded Hongshan Village!
Siping County Ling Cai Chun panted and rode on a short horse, and shouted to everyone: "General Zhaowu, the commander of the Governor's Mansion Jun Order, arrest the thief Gu Dong!" Xu Dushuai came to Hongshan Village in person, don't you kneel down yet! ”
"Anti-thief!?" Gu Dong and the others were dumbfounded.
"Haha, hahaha!" Blue Rainbow smiled wildly, walked up to Gu Dong and took his finger to pick up Gu Dong's chin and said softly: "Now you can cry, I'll watch."
"! Little girl, Lao Tzu is here, and you still don't know how to check! Are these birdmen molesting you, or are you molesting them? Marry you, this woman, Lao Tzu is terrified every day! I'm afraid that one of them will cuckold if they are not careful! Xu Dong rode out from behind the soldiers, and scolded angrily when he saw this scene.
"Xu Dong! What did you say? Who doesn't know the check? You repeat? Leave the old lady alone in this barren mountain and wilderness, you are embarrassed to say! Blue Rainbow said angrily.
"You don't know how to check! You are not ashamed! You water-based poplar! You shameless! Xu Dong said angrily.
"You! I'm! You small-bellied man! Wow~ Woo woo woo ......" Blue Rainbow cried.
On the other side, Gu Dong knelt in front of Cai Chun and shouted, "Wronged! Lord County, is there a mistake? The villain has always been law-abiding, how can he be a thief! ”
Cai Chun smiled and shouted coldly: "The anti-thief Gu Dong is here, take it for me!"
Several officials agreed suddenly, and tied Gu Dong with chains. Blue Rainbow was so angry that she rushed forward and kicked Gu Dong wildly.
"This ...... My lord, look at this ......" Cai Chun saw Lan Rainbow beating the Qin criminal, and he couldn't figure out the relationship between this woman and Xu Dong, so he had to give Xu Dong an inquiring look.
Xu Dong waved his hand to Cai Chun, and pointed to the seven Gu Dong's friends not far away: "These people are all accomplices, all arrested!"
More than a dozen officials suddenly agreed, and immediately surrounded them. One of the seven players shouted, "He's Xu Dong!" Today, we will not be spared, let's fight hard! Kill it! ”
The faces of the seven suddenly showed a hint of determination from their fright, and they slowly became rebellious, and they all drew their swords to kill the surrounding officials. One with a spear, one with a hammer, three with a sword, and two with a sword. Suddenly, two of the officials were cut down in an instant and fell in a pool of blood.
Cai Chun was so angry that he shouted: "Sure enough, it's a thief!" Dare to kill officials and rebel! ”
Xu Dong snorted coldly, waved his hand behind him, and more than a hundred officials shouted, pulled out their waist knives and rushed up to besiege the seven people.
Seven players rushed left and right, although they fought hard, but the martial arts realm was very average, except for a player who used a gun and a player who used a knife was a third-rate realm, the others were all unentered. Come to think of it, when the player's martial arts realm is raised to above the third rate, he will generally find a gang to live in. How can you fool around in this mountain village?
Ten minutes later, except for the player who used the gun, who was still stubbornly resisting, the other six people were all hacked to death. Five were also killed and nine wounded. The player was covered in blood and panting, and he looked like he was about to hang up. He threw a shot with all his might, forced away the surrounding officials, and shouted, "Mr. Xu Dong! I exchanged a secret treasure for my life, and it won't do you any good to kill me, you let me go, and the thing will be yours! You won't regret it! ”
Gu Dong, who was tied up on the side, suddenly shouted angrily: "Bastard! Lu Yuan, are you crazy? We've been in this place for so long, do we have to give it to someone else! ”
The player named Lu Yuan scolded, "Shut up! It's all because you're a fool and offended people who shouldn't be offended! Hurt us like this! Now you don't know how many attributes you will lose if you die once! Let me delete the number and repractice, I'm really unwilling! Besides, we can't use that thing at all, what's the use of holding it in our hands? ”
Xu Dong waved his hand to signal the officials to stop for the time being, and said to Lu Yuan: "Show me something, if it is really a good thing as you say." Then I'll let you go. ”
Lu Yuan only hesitated for a moment, and immediately took out something from his backpack and threw it to Xu Dong.