Chapter 14: If you don't do it, you won't die
said angrily: "I can't make any tricks for any broken game, you are clearly working together to deceive me." This doesn't count, it's your trick. ”
Baili Lang smiled: "Zhang Yang is such a scoundrel, he is very thick-skinned, you must not believe him." ”
Zhang Yang was about to cry, he thought that Liu Bi wanted to dig the foot of the wall, but he didn't expect that the real purpose of this stupid Bi was to cheat money, although he didn't cheat it, he was really ruthless. Besides, she was obviously kind enough to borrow her mobile phone, so why did she become a partner and calculate her.
As soon as Liu Bi saw that she wanted to repay the debt, he shook his head and asked if there was anyone to play with, Zhao Hao saw that the sofa was crowded here, so he went back to the room with Liu Bi to play games.
Zhang Yang saw that Gao Ao was napping, borrowed Gao Ao's mobile phone, and explained to Pei Qian with his eyebrows: "Xiaoqian, I really didn't cheat just now, it was Lao Liu who cheated, he cheated so badly, we don't usually play with him, you didn't know that you were deceived by him." ”
Pei Qian was still angry, and gritted her teeth and said: "Why didn't you say such an important thing just now, you obviously just wanted to see me make a fool of myself." ”
Zhang Yang was speechless, feeling that he was a little big, and he couldn't find a good reason to think about it, so he said stubbornly: "No, how did I know that Lao Liu was so despicable that he even cheated when he beat girls." I didn't even want my face for 10,000 yuan. ”
Pei Qian didn't want to pay attention to him, and turned around: "Hmph." ”
Zhang Yang got up and walked around from behind to flatteringly said, "Why don't we play again, so that you can find the feeling of victory." ”
After speaking, he gave Gao Ao's mobile phone to Pei Qian, Pei Qian took it over, and said with revenge: "You are not allowed to play tricks this time." ”
Zhang Yang promised: "Mmmmmmmm "I thought I'd just defend for a while.
The two started to choose people to fight again, although Zhang Yang didn't fight back, but Pei Qian's invincible leather shrimp boxing method didn't hit Zhang Yang for a long time, Zhang Yang felt that his stomach was about to hurt with laughter, but he still continued to defend it.
Pei Qian was unhappy again, and scolded: "Why are you always defensive, it's too turtle." Don't defend yourself, just front. ”
Then Zhang Yang began to jump around, Pei Qian followed him and beat him, chasing him from the left to the right corner and then from the right to the left, but he couldn't touch him. Zhang Yang looked at her anxious little appearance and wanted to laugh but didn't dare, she was about to suffocate her internal injuries.
Pei Qian scolded again: "Why are you so cowardly, don't jump." ”
Zhang Yang had no choice but to stand there and let her fight, and Pei Qian said again: "I said what is the matter with you, we are a fair contest, why don't you make a move." You don't have to act as if you're deliberately letting me, lest you be beaten to death and say that I bullied you, or make excuses that you didn't show your strength. ”
Zhang Yang had to rack his brains to figure out how to make a 'fair' move, not only to not hit her, but also to make her feel that she was trying very hard to hit her. Then pretend that one was accidentally hit by her, and finally was killed by a move.
Finally, the battle entered the white heat, Pei Qian became more and more energetic, and Zhang Yang tried hard to lose again and again.
Baili Lang and Li Hao looked at Zhang Yang's stupid appearance, and they were also deeply impressed by his superb skills, but they also learned a lot of pickling skills.
Baili Lang listened to the noise made by several other people, and peeked at Bo Lijiao from time to time. I feel that she is more beautiful and dignified than the one she saw just now, and she has a more demure feeling. I wanted to find an excuse to talk, but I couldn't bear to break her peace.
After running outside for a day and coming back, at this time, Bo Lijiao leaned on the sofa and closed her eyes to pretend to sleep, put on headphones and listened to a song that the author loves to listen to. was not affected by Zhang Yang and Pei Qian who were playing games at all, and it didn't matter what Li Hao was planning to say.
Li Hao sat next to Bo Lingdex, watching her playing with her mobile phone, and wanted to find something she was interested in. asked, "Qiao'er, what are you looking at?" ”
Bo Lingdexterity said without raising his head: "It's still early to eat, just read a novel for a while, the story is well written." ”
Li Hao asked again: "What type of novel do you read?" ”
Bo Lingdex also asked, "Romance novels, what's wrong." Do you like to watch it? ”
Li Hao thought that romance novels had content that was inappropriate for children, and then reminded: "You have to watch this, many of these romance novels are not very serious, you should watch something nutritious." ”
"And you think, most of these so-called handsome guys and beauties are made by big men who pick their feet. While they were picking their feet, they watched as the audience was admiring their foot-picking skills, and said I'll make you cool enough. As soon as I think of these big men picking their feet while YY, I get goosebumps all over my body. ”
"It's like a lot of people who play online dating, many men are infatuated and pay money, and finally find out that the person on the other side of the computer and mobile phone is actually a man, and some people make money by cheating men. There are so many of them that they are often reported on the news. Li Hao was sad when he remembered that he had also been deceived.
Bo Lingqiao felt a little disgusted when he heard this, and asked slightly sideways: "How do you know so much, have you experienced it yourself?" Ha ha! ”
Li Hao hurriedly denied: "How is this possible, I have drunk more tap water than you have drunk pure water, I can tell it." In my opinion, if you want to write a love story, you need two people to write it together, preferably lovers, so that you can write a good love story. ”
Bo Lingqiao asked, "It sounds reasonable, since you have analyzed it so thoroughly, what do you think of the author of this book?" ”
Li Hao shrugged his shoulders and said: "Eh, the author of this book is a fool, it is said that he has been in society for ten years, and finally everything returned to the starting point, and then came to the creation of the world. In the end, I found that I could do everything except pretending to be bi. But I'm not proficient in anything except pretending to be bi. So I had to write down the Bi he used to pretend to be and the Bi that others pretended to be and the Bi that he wanted to pretend to be in the future to talk about self-defense, of course, it would be good for someone to see it, and it didn't matter if no one saw it. ”
Baili Lang looked to the side, turned around and said, "Fortunately, Gao Ao is napping, and now he has no sense of existence as the protagonist, and he is always thinking about squeezing down which of us." If he hears you say this, the author is big, and he will definitely write a small report to you tomorrow. ”
Li Hao was angry: "Then I have a sense of existence, I have endured it for a long time, you and Zhang Yang are in the limelight all day long." You all have this name, but you named me Li Hao. What kind of bullshit is this name, my name is the worst in this, I'm going to change my name. ”