Baili Lang re-examined him and said: "I didn't find it before, looking at your politeness, it turns out that you are quite temperamental, and you talk so much nonsense." ”

Li Hao explained: "Of course, you have to behave well in the base. ”

Bo Lingdexterity pursed his lips and said: "Your evaluation is really a fart, but it really doesn't matter if no one reads the author." ”

Li Hao: "I guess no one will see him crying and fainting in the toilet, hahahahaha...... Forgive me for laughing out loud. ”

Suddenly, a mysterious force descended on him, and he suddenly felt that he couldn't move, and it was difficult to even breathe: "Uh-uh-uh-ah"

Bo Lingqiao saw him like this and hurriedly said, "Make you laugh, you don't want to die." Hurry up and apologize to Dada. ”

Li Hao jumped out a few words with difficulty: "Ah, I'm sorry I was wrong, I will correct it in the future." ”

It was as if a divine voice came from outside the sky, and he remembered in his mind: "Correct, correct and return to evil." ”

Li Hao hurriedly tried his best to breastfeed, but he could only shake his head slightly and said, "No, no, no, it's to change the evil and return to the right." ”

Author: "If I don't take it as an example, I won't kill you, but when the time comes, you will find that death is actually a luxury." ”

Then Li Hao finally felt that the heavenly power dissipated, and he didn't find anything when he looked left and right, and he was really shocked into a cold sweat.

Li Hao took a sip of pulsating pressure and was shocked, patted his heart and said with palpitations: "I was scared to death just now." ”

Baili Lang gloated and said: "Let you be stupid and talk nonsense, now you know that it is powerful." ”

Bo Lingdexterity said earnestly: "Young man, this world is so speechless. Why worry too much, if you are serious, you will lose. ”

Li Hao: "You won." That's what you're talking about, what age are you now, all of them are obviously old rivers and lakes, but they always want to sell cute. ”

"Some girls are in a lot of grades, and the children are playing soy sauce, and they have to pretend to be little fresh and pretend to be little girls all day long. There are also grandchildren who are in mixed society, and they are still playing the daughter-in-law of their grandchildren's generation. ”

Bo dexterously raised a finger: "Shhh, it's okay, the scar forgets the pain, I know it's too much, it's not good." ”

Li Hao: "I'd better be a normal version of myself, lest the author be very unhappy and forcibly take me down." ”

Bo Lingqiao: "It's good to understand, by the way, you just said so much nonsense, what do you want to express." ”

Li Hao: "I just want to discuss with you about life ideals or something, but it seems to be far away." ”

Bo dexterity: "Get out, people are still a baby." ”

Baili Lang: "I still have an ideal life, who wants to listen to your nonsense, who hasn't encountered something unpleasant." ”

Li Hao asked: "Oh, listening to you say this, do you also have something unhappy, say it to make me happy." ”

Baili Lang looked up and stared into the distance and said, "Alas! It's hard to say a word, and it's all tears when you say too much. ”

Li Hao was curious: "What's so difficult?" Maybe it's a little more pleasant to say it. ”

Pei Qian won Zhang Yang again and laughed on the side: "Hahahahaha, if you don't cheat or cheat, which of you can win the old lady." ”

Bo Lijiao was in no mood to listen to the song by Pei Qian, so she took off her headphones and sat upright and picked up a bottle of water.

Li Hao continued to urge: "Say it quickly, say it, I promise not to laugh at you." ”

Baili Lang saw that Bo Lijiao didn't listen to the song anymore, so he wanted to show it in front of the beauties, so he recalled his experience of being forced to be a soldier.

He sorted out his thoughts, and said as if in a bit of pain: "Then let's talk about an incident that happened in high school a few years ago." ”

"At that time, my grades in school were very good, and I was very literate, and I often recited poems or something. In addition, I am very handsome, so the teachers appreciate me, and the girls in the whole school also like me. ”

Bo Lijiao was drinking water, and when she heard this, the water in her mouth almost squirted out. I felt a little funny, and I wondered why this person was so narcissistic.

Baililang continued: "At that time, there was a popular song by Wu Kequn 'Write a poem for you'. ”

"There was a girl in our class who was the daughter of the dean. One day she confessed to me in class and she said that as long as I write a Tibetan poem for her, she would be willing to be my girlfriend,"

"I was a little stunned at first glance, what is the situation? Her tiger-backed figure, indescribable appearance, and voice that was more magnetic than mine all deeply shocked me. ”

"She ran away after saying that, saying that when I had good news, I thought she was just joking." After speaking, he also looked at Bo Lijiao's reaction.

Bo Lingdexterity said with interest: "Go on." Bo Lijiao also pricked up her ears to hear what this guy could say.

Baililang was afraid that the beauty would misunderstand, and explained: "That, I don't look down on her, I just think I'm still a student, and I should focus on studying." Especially as a school grass, I can't take the lead in early love. ”

Li Hao thought that I would believe you, but he still said sincerely: "I believe in you, continue." ”

Baili Lang gritted his teeth and said: "Who knew that my good brother was jealous of my talent, he secretly imitated my handwriting and wrote a limerick poem, and then went to her and said that I wrote it for her." He also said that because I was embarrassed, I asked him to hand it over on my behalf. ”

"She really thought I wrote it, and my life changed drastically, and I was ruined at school and became the talk of the conversation between classes. I couldn't get rid of her, and she also said that if I changed schools, she would ask his father to find out where I had transferred and would transfer with me. ”

"Later I learned that not only was the poem written by my good buddy, but it was also him who went for a walk in front of her and rumored that I had always had a crush on that fat woman. That's why she came up to me and offered to be my girlfriend as long as I wrote poems to her. ”

"Betrayed by a trusted brother and forced by a strong fat woman, I could have been like a fish in water in this society in the future, whether I relied on my appearance or talent, but I was forced to be cornered. I'd rather be broken than broken, and I became a soldier in a fit of anger. ”

After Baili Lang finished speaking, he looked at everyone, Li Hao covered his mouth and looked at Bai Li Lang looking at him, thinking what are you looking at me, thinking that I would sympathize with you, I almost laughed out loud. If it weren't for the two beauties here, I would have to be careful about my image. Otherwise, I would have rubbed salt in your wounds.

After listening to this story, which contains scheming love betrayal, and is full of narcissism and sadness, the two girls, Bo Lijiao and Bo Lingqiao, didn't laugh at him, but they didn't sympathize with him, they just felt that he was a little careless in making friends.

Bo Lingdexterity thought about it, but still reached out and touched his head: "I feel sorry for you, I have to make friends in the future." ”