Chapter 16: The Trick of Pickling Girls
Is there any mistake, this guy was actually touched and killed by a cute girl, and when he saw the expression of enjoyment of this stupid hat, Li Hao was angry.
After talking about it for so long, he didn't get anything, he just pretended to be pitiful, and he was comforted by touching his head. I learned another trick, and I have to study it myself. It seems that pretending to be pitiful in front of girls can more or less inspire a little bit of a girl's maternal aura.
"Hahaha, you lost again, you've lost ten in a row, give money." Pei Qian jumped up happily and reached out to Zhang Yang to ask for money.
Zhang Yang looked confused: "Ah, when will we start playing with money."
Pei Qian threw the mobile phone to him and said: "From the beginning, didn't Lao Liu say it, 10,000 yuan a handful, don't think about it." ”
Zhang Yang thought to himself that he was really a dog, I obviously let you, but you actually asked me for money. There is also the face to say that others bully honest people all day long, obviously you are the most ruthless bully.
If you really fight just now, you rookie girl will at least owe me hundreds of thousands of dollars at this time. If I can play all day, I may be able to achieve the small goal set by the richest man. But if you dare to be angry and dare not speak, who will let your motives be impure.
But after thinking about it for a while, he said with an idea: "I have no money, so I have to mortgage me to you." ”
Pei Qian glanced at him and said, "What you think is quite beautiful." ”
Zhang Yang began to play tricks, spread his hands and said, "I mean really, there is really no money." In short, there is only one person, whether you want love or not, anyway, if you don't want it, it's your loss. ”
Pei Qian's eyes widened and said, "What, don't be my loss, then I'll accept you as my lackey." ”
Zhang Yang raised his paw excitedly: "Want Wang." ”
Pei Qian: "Hahahahaha, Qiao'er, your dog cave is finally going to come in handy." ”
Bo Lingdexterity was also afraid of the little hand and said, "Okay, okay, I've been waiting for it for several years." ”
Li Hao asked, "Then why don't you get a dog?" ”
Bo Dexterity sighed and said, "I've always wanted to raise one like Kagura, and I like Samoyed babies." But I'm still a baby myself, and I need someone to take care of me. Forget it, it's better to raise dogs and cats. ”
Bo Lijiao clicked her head melon and said, "It's good to know, it's troublesome enough to raise you, and it's even more troublesome to raise a dog." ”
Bo Lingdexterity pouted and retorted, "Why do you single dog talk about me." ”
Bo Lijiao stepped forward to clean her up, and the frightened Bo dexterous flowers trembled, and later saw that there were still outsiders trying to maintain their image.
pinched her little face and said, "If you don't open the house for three days, I'll clean you up next time." ”
Bo Lingqiao hurriedly begged for mercy: "Oh, sister, sister, I won't dare to do it in the future." ”
Baili Lang watched the two delicate beauties play and frolic, and felt a little embarrassed here, but some people are just so thick-skinned.
Zhang Yang stared at Pei Qian and continued there: "Wangwang." ”
Baili Lang was stunned and said, "What are you stupid about?" ”
Touching Zhang Yang's forehead, he was shocked: "Did you just eat Xuanmai, it has already burned to two hundred and fifty degrees, don't complain anymore." ”
Pei Qian pointed outside and said, "Lackey, let's go, hurry up and go out to shoot a video of drilling a dog hole, and then send it to Douyin." ”
Zhang Yang hurriedly refused: "Ah, how can this work, I am such a dignified seven-foot man, how can I drill a dog hole." ”
Pei Qian said in a fierce voice: "You have paid me now, do you dare to listen to my words?" ”
Zhang Yang said innocently: "I'll just talk about it, who knew that you actually played for real." ”
Pei Qian pinched her knuckles and clicked, and said with a dark smile on her face: "Oh, then you are ready to lose money, right?" ”
Zhang Yang thought that he could drag it out, so he said: "It's getting dark now, let's go out to shoot tomorrow." I can't run here anyway. ”
Pei Qian stepped forward reluctantly, grabbed his back collar and said, "Don't try to fool me, what does it matter if the sky is dark, Qiao'er's lights are on outside the house, I have to go to work tomorrow, how can I have time to shoot this." ”
Zhang Yanglai hugged the leg of the coffee table on the ground and said, "It's really not good, let's talk about it tomorrow during the day." ”
Pei Qian: "Why? ”
Zhang Yang: "Because sooner or later something will happen." ”
This cold joke amused Pei Qian, but the strength in his hand was not loosened at all, and he still had to pull him out.
Zhang Yang shouted: "A tiger like you, how to find a husband in the future, can you learn from the two ladies over there." ”
When Pei Qian heard this, she tugged at his ear and said, "I am a person who can't stand criticism, if anyone criticizes me, I will settle him." ”
Zhang Yang hurriedly let go of his hand to protect his ears, and then he was dragged out.
Seeing that he was about to lose his dignity as a man, he had to compromise and say: "I give money, but it's not okay to give money." ”
Pei Qian saw that this guy finally succumbed, like a female baboon who only won the right to mate, and stretched out her hand: "Hurry up and take it." ”
Zhang Yang said: "Our base is not allowed to surf the Internet casually, give me your mobile phone and I will transfer it to you." ”
Pei Qian raised her hand to open the pocket on her chest, took out the newly bought Nokia 8SIROCCO from it, and handed it to Zhang Yang.
Zhang Yang thought that he had tossed for so long a day, and he had to fight for a mobile phone number naturally, and even the accumulated wife book had to be used. But if you can't put your shoes on the wolf, you have to spend what you should spend.
After transferring the account, Pei Qian sat down happily, looking at the fact that there was finally a plus sign in her account, and she finally stopped losing money. I must blow it when I go back, and I hummed a little song in my mouth, and the unhappiness of the day was swept away.
Li Hao looked at Zhang Yang who was sitting on the ground, and thought to himself that this guy was quite open-minded to go out, in order to pick up girls, he was really generous, and he said that he would turn around.
Zhang Yang got up from the ground, went to the bathroom to clean up, and then came back and sat on the sofa, but the position of sitting was a little closer to Pei Qian.
Bo Lingqiao asked Baililang: "You just said that you are a soldier, so why are you wearing security clothes?" ”
Li Hao hurriedly replied: "When we go out, we all act cheaply, and we don't have to stick to small sections." ”
Baili Lang also nodded and said, "That's right, in order not to be conspicuous, we have to act in civilian clothes." ”
Li watched him run the train with his mouth full of and corrected: "It's not that plainclothes." ”
Baili Lang: "What's the difference between this special thing, the meaning is almost the same." ”
Li Hao thought for a while: "Well, it seems that it is okay to say so." It's lost under it. ”
Baililang: "That's it, don't care about these details. ”
Pei Qian also asked curiously: "Tell us the story of your base, how did you get into this high-level unit?" ”
Zhang Yang said: "Storytelling, Gao Ao, the protagonist is the best, let him tell you about it."
Then he woke up Gao and said to him, "Sleep a fart, let you tell you a story." ”