Chapter 310: It's You Who Want to Be Crooked

"Brother, you ......"

The man rolled his eyes at Chen Hao irritably, shook his shoulders and said: "Hurry up and let go of Lao Tzu, your arms have been broken by you, and you came out in the middle of the night to buy a sanitary napkin for your girlfriend Do you agree with me, and I was arrested as a thief." ”

Hearing the man's words, Chen Hao let go of his arms and said with a smile: "Brother, you said that you bought sanitary napkins for your girlfriend, what are you doing with the plastic bag on your head?" ”

"Paralyzed, do you think Lao Tzu wants to."

The expression on the man's face was called an aggrieved, he pointed to the sanitary napkin in his hand and said to Chen Hao: "She asked me to come out and buy it, I said that I was too ashamed to buy this thing as a big man, she said that let me put a dark plastic bag on it, I thought about it, I thought it made sense, so I put the plastic bag on my head, so that no one could recognize who I was." ”

"......" After listening to the man's words, Chen Hao was speechless for a while.

Obviously, if you are a normal person, you know that the dark plastic bag is used to hold sanitary napkins, and no one wants you to put it on your head directly, isn't this the legendary two hundred and five?

"Hey, don't say it, don't say it, it's a misunderstanding anyway, and I'm not in a hurry with you."

The man waved his hand, looked at Chen Hao and asked curiously, "By the way, handsome guy, I saw you running to the convenience store in a hurry, should you also come to buy sanitary napkins for your girlfriend?" ”

Chen Hao was stunned and said with a smile: "It's not for my girlfriend, it's for my sister." ”

"Your sister, haha, a handsome guy who can do it, starting in three years, the highest death penalty." The man smiled, generously stuffed the plastic bag in his hand to Chen Hao and said, "You take this, you can use it later." ”

Chen Hao looked at the plastic bag in his hand, smiled, then crumpled it into a ball and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, and ran into the convenience store quickly.

After all, I bought sanitary napkins for the beautiful teacher Zhou Qingyan last time, so when Chen Hao came to buy it for the second time, it can be said that he was familiar with it, and even what brand to buy, he had a little experience.

At ten o'clock in the evening, the convenience store was empty, Chen Hao found the shelves selling sanitary napkins, looked at the whole row of neatly placed sanitary napkins with a faint fragrance, and picked the beautifully packaged Sophie at a glance, like a monkey fishing for the moon, and directly took two packs and put them in his arms.

I have to say that the packaging design of some sanitary napkin brands is really kawaii, especially Sophie and Seven Degrees Space, the words of the girl series with a faint fragrance directly made Chen Hao's nerves excited.

"No, why am I excited to buy a sanitary napkin, and it's not for my own use."

Chen Hao scolded himself in his heart, but I have to say that when he took away two packs of sanitary napkins just now, his body was still very honest, and the feeling of excitement was a little different from the feeling of teaching Bi Yuntao a second hand.

Since there were not many people in the convenience store, Chen Hao was bolder when he walked to the cash register with a sanitary napkin.

As soon as he walked to the cash register, he threw away two packs of sanitary napkins, and his movements were chic and neat, as if he had bought them for himself, without the slightest embarrassment on his face.

The young lady in front of the cash register looked at Chen Hao, showed a mouthful of white teeth, and said with a smile: "Did you buy it for yourself or for your girlfriend?" ”

This is not the first time Chen Hao has heard this question, when he helped Zhou Qingyan buy it last time, he was also asked by the young lady at the cash register, but compared with the shyness last time, Chen Hao is obviously much more natural this time.

He replied with a little tsundere expression: "Hmph~ I won't tell you." ”

"If you don't tell me, it won't really be for yourself, will you?" The cashier lady joked with Chen Hao.

"It's not." Chen Hao is a pure man, this kind of thing that only girls use, he will definitely not be able to use it, "How much is it, I bought it and used it urgently." ”

"Poof." The cashier lady couldn't help but purse her lips and laugh again.

Chen Hao's words are a little ambiguous, he just answered that he was not for himself, and then he said that I am in a hurry, which is heard by others, and I can't help but want to be crooked.

However, the appearance of her smile is still very cute, the two white little tiger teeth show a little playful, and when the eyes laugh, they bend into a crescent moon.

"You even bought it for day and night use, you can't see it, you're still a veteran."

Chen Hao didn't feel embarrassed, but now that he was teased a lot by the cashier, he suddenly felt unnatural, especially looking at the pink packaging of sanitary napkins, his heart jumped with "plop".

"It's a total of twenty-one eight, Alipay or cash?" The cashier lady asked.

Chen Hao took out two banknotes and threw them on the cashier, and then waited for the cashier lady to give him change.

Looking at the empty convenience store, Chen Hao thought that he was teased by the cashier lady just now, he must be flirting back now, if he doesn't flirt with a woman, he won't be Chen Ritian.

"Miss cashier, the reason why I buy land so professionally is because I am usually a purchasing agent, specializing in helping you girls to buy." Chen Hao raised his eyebrows at her and said.

"What are you buying, I heard that it is much cheaper to buy on behalf of you than to buy it yourself." The cashier lady asked with a simple face.

Chen Hao coughed, pretended to look around mysteriously, and said in a low voice: "Hehe, this is not easy to say, the things I purchased are cylindrical, according to the size you need, there are large and small, the big ones are cool to use, and the small ones may not be able to meet people's needs." ”

"What is this?"

"And it can be electric~" Chen Hao added evilly.

When Chen Hao said this, the cashier lady, who was already an adult, couldn't help but show a blush on her face, she pursed her lips, threw the plastic bag containing the sanitary napkin in front of Chen Hao and said, "It's not serious, I'm looking for you for change." ”

Looking at the shy expression of the cashier lady, Chen Hao knew that she must be thinking crookedly.

He grinned greatly, took the sanitary napkin, and said with a simple face: "Miss cashier, this thing I said is a battery, there are No. 4, there are also No. 5, Nanfu's is also there, one section is stronger than the fifth section, your face is so red, where did you think of it~"

"You... The battery is the battery, what do you say a lot of descriptions? The cashier lady was speechless for a while.

Chen Hao looked at her embarrassed expression, and said in his heart If I say it is the battery directly, then I can't tease you.

"Hehe, thank you, little sister, good night~" Chen Hao said, and prepared to walk out of the convenience store.

"Hey, wait a minute~" The cashier lady stopped Chen Hao in time.

Thanks to Ryosuke for his 588 book coin tip!

(End of chapter)