Chapter 311: Deng Ke who hurts in the egg
Hearing the enthusiastic call of the cashier lady behind him, Chen Hao immediately paused, turned around in the most handsome posture and asked, "What's wrong, young lady~"
As soon as he turned around, Chen Hao had an illusion, as if two people were filming an advertisement for Yida, the cashier lady stopped him and said "Hey, your sanitary napkin", and then Chen Hao also smiled and replied, "No, it's your sanitary napkin".
However, to Chen Hao's disappointment, this cashier lady did not have any thoughts about this line.
She smiled and took out a black plastic bag from under the cash register, made a motion to put it on her head, and said to Chen Hao, "Here you are." ”
Although it is said that a thick-skinned person like Chen Hao will not blush even if he directly takes the sanitary napkin in his hand and walks around the street, after all, this is given by the lovely cashier lady, so there is no reason not to accept it.
He strode to the cash register, took the plastic bag in his hand, and then whispered to her: "Little sister, next time I use this plastic bag to fill you with electric toys, how about it~"
The cashier lady suddenly blushed, pouted and said, "you, I'm not old, but I'm not serious at all." ”
"Hey, hey." Chen Hao showed a trademark pure smile, turned around, and strode out of the convenience store.
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Ever since Dunko came back from watching horror movies for a few hours in the cinema, his mental state has been no different from that of two hundred and five.
Whether he is open or closed now, what appears in front of him is Chen Hao's smiling face, this face is like a nightmare, appearing in front of him for twenty-five hours out of twenty-four hours a day, making him unhappy as if a woman is coming to the aunt.
"Boss, let me say, don't be upset, we are not Chen Hao's opponents at all." A little brother saw that Deng Ke was unhappy as if he was choking on eating Xiang all day long, and comforted him on the side.
"Don't mention this name to Lao Tzu if you are paralyzed." Dunko scolded angrily.
"Okay, boss, I was wrong, then it's not a way for you to be unhappy like this, why don't we watch a movie and relax?" The younger brother enthusiastically suggested.
"He's so paralyzed, don't mention a movie to Lao Tzu!" Dunko roared directly this time.
It's okay not to talk about movies, but when it comes to movies, Deng Ke almost wants to die, the devil knows what he experienced in the cinema that night, and few people will believe that tragic experience.
The little brother is also very aggrieved in his heart, mentioning Chen Hao's name, Deng Ke is angry, he can understand, but when it comes to the movie Deng Ke is so anxious that he blows his beard and glares at him, which he can't understand.
"Boss, but to be honest, I heard that there is a new ghost movie that has been released recently and is very good, if we go to see it, maybe it will ......"
"Maybe you're paralyzed!"
When it comes to movies, Deng Ke has a feeling of wanting to die in his heart, and now this little brother is not afraid of death to tell all the ghost movies, Deng Ke is so angry that he kicked directly on his crotch.
"Whoa!" The little brother was so painful that he covered his crotch and rolled on the ground.
Deng Ke snorted a puff of gas from his nostrils, sat on the chair, clenched his fists and said viciously: "Stepping on the horse, this hater must be avenged." ”
Another junior brother stepped forward and asked curiously, "Boss, how are you going to take revenge?" ”
"Hmph, those two girls can't be provoked, but I can't solve the problem of Meng Xingchen's father and daughter?"
Deng Ke said as he spoke, and the smile on his face became cold: "I remember that before the old immortal wife died, he opened a fruit shop, and now his wife is dead, but the fruit shop is still open, and the old immortal sells chickens and ducks in the vegetable market during the day and opens a fruit shop at night." ”
"yes, boss, what's going on?" The little brother didn't understand.
Deng Ke touched his chin and said proudly: "Let's make a fuss about the fruit shop, the old immortal is quite emotional, the wife has been gone for several years, and the fruit shop is still open, you say, if we go in and do something to sabotage, will their father and daughter be so anxious that they will go crazy?" ”
"Oh~"
After hearing this, the little brother nodded in realization, and glanced at Deng Ke, and then the two of them erupted into a string of obscene laughter, not to mention how smug the expression on their faces was.
After laughing, the little brother continued to ask in wonder: "But boss, let's go to the fruit store, it has nothing to do with Chen Hao?" ”
"Paralyzed idiot."
Deng Ke directly knocked his fist on the head of this little brother and said, "Don't you still understand what I mean?" I have long seen that Chen Hao has a leg with the old immortal daughter, you said that if I mess up the fruit store, will Chen Hao's kid feel better? ”
"Oh~ Boss, I understand, your revenge is tantamount to a change of direction." The little brother said with a thumbs up to Dunko.
Deng Ke's eyebrows and eyes were full of smugness now, after watching a few hours of horror movies, he could still come up with such an idea, even he couldn't help but double-click 666.
"Boss, when are we going to act?"
Deng Ke gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "Don't wait, it's tonight, after dinner, we'll go over, and the old immortal will definitely be in the store." ”
"Okay, Boss, we'll listen to you."
The little brother nodded, and then asked excitedly, "Boss, since we are here to do sabotage, what do we need to?" ”
"I've thought about this for a long time."
Deng Ke rubbed his palms and said, "You two bring both wooden sticks and iron rods, and when the time comes, I will open my Beetle, and I don't believe that I can't smash his broken stall!" ”
The moon is dark and the wind is high, it must be the most suitable time to "do things", Deng Ke is now full of fighting spirit, just wait for the sky to get dark, and do something good in Meng Changsheng's fruit shop.
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Although with the Honor of Kings lottery system, you can rely on Hawkeye to cheat and get good results during exams, Chen Hao is now more and more aware of the importance of studying, so after eating, he will do homework for several hours.
At dinner just now, Zhou Meifeng talked about He Sihan's sanitary napkins, Chen Hao heard it embarrassing on the side, if he said that the sanitary napkins were bought by him, I don't know what wonderful expression would appear on his aunt's face.
"An ellipse is known, and there is a little P in ......"
Just as Chen Hao was reading the question carefully, a series of familiar system prompts suddenly sounded in his ears.
Recently, when he heard the system prompt, Chen Hao couldn't help but be in awe, and straightened his spine directly, as if he heard the bell at the end of class in school.
However, there are not many missions that come at night, so Chen Hao is still very curious about what kind of mission will come back this time.
Boom, ask for a reward and ask for a subscription~~
(End of chapter)