Wei Fengci took a deep breath, shook his head, patted his crotch, and faintly made a humming sound of a hundred steels.

"Calm down, calm down...... It's all in the past...... I'm going to have an interview today......"

Wei Fengci clenched his fists, cheered up, held the doorknob, and as soon as he opened the door, he collided with the neighbor next door who was just about to go out to take out the garbage. It was a "little one" girl.

The so-called small size refers to the first impression she gives to the whole. The height may be more than fifteen-five, and everyone has to hold their heads up; However, the proportions of the body can always give people a feeling of being tall, as if the entire proportion of a model with a good figure has been reduced. Her face is also extremely handsome, as if all the images of the girl next door in the love comics are drawn according to her mold, which makes people feel pity.

It's just that the girl's face doesn't look very good at this time, especially when she coincidentally took a picture with her landlord, she looked like she had been hit on the head by a whole day's bad luck, frowned, and angrily snorted at Wei Fengci "scum", and the garbage retracted into the door without dumping.

Wei Fengci smiled bitterly. It's no wonder that people, that "scum" is not wronged - not because he was recognized as the artist who almost conducted an air defense exercise on the stage of a world-class competition a year ago - in fact, Wei Fengci a year ago looked a little fat because he stayed at home all day, and now he has been trained by poverty to a standard figure, and he looks barely a handsome guy, and no one can recognize him at all.

The reason why the girl who just moved in dislikes him to the bone is that to put it bluntly, it is still the pot of the chatter system.

The girl's name is Zhen Yanyi, and she is the only tenant of the rotten apartments under Wei Fengci's name for half a year. Some time ago, he also received news from an agent that it was said that the person who wanted to rent a house was a "poor female college student". It wasn't until yesterday afternoon that he failed the interview and returned downstairs disheartened, that he accidentally met Zhen Yanyi, who was carrying luggage.

After learning that Wei Fengci was her landlord, the two had a good conversation at first, and Wei Fengci also helped her carry her luggage up the stairs. It wasn't until Zhen Yanyi waved goodbye to him with a smile that he politely praised the other party.

"Classmate Zhen's small body shape should often be praised for being cute, right?"

A trace of crimson flew on Zhen Yanyi's face, and he touched his head embarrassedly and laughed twice:

"Not anymore...... I'm often laughed at as yodelers......"

Then, Zhen Yanyi saw that his little brother who was gentle and frugal at first glance suddenly changed his face, as if he had encountered something incredible, and saw the corners of his mouth twitching wildly, and his face was full of lovelessness, and he said:

"I'm talking about boobs."

"Uh...... Ha?! ”

- Wei Fengci still can't forget the petrified expression of the little girl next door.

This is how his life was destroyed bit by bit by the chatterboxing system.

The chest incident is just a drop in the ocean.

In fact, during the year, in order to make a living, he also went to different places to do odd jobs, but often did not stay for more than a month, and then he was swept away again.

At first, I went to the restaurant as a waiter serving dishes, but when I first arrived, I was diligent and had a good brain, and I started to do things smoothly. Until one day, when he brought the dish to the guests and was about to say the last sentence "Happy dining" as usual, the snackering system suddenly released the task.

[Mission triggered: Please use Jacky Cheung's expression to say "you" in Cantonese.] 】

[The warnings have been stacked twice, and the failure of this mission will trigger a Grade A penalty.] 】

Then Wei Fengci was dismissed with a blue nose and swollen face.

Then, he was lucky enough to secure a career as a traffic auxiliary. Standing at a fixed intersection every day as a human-shaped traffic light, without communicating with people, you can completely escape the poison of the chatterboxing system. Wei Fengci thought that he had finally found the most suitable career for him, but he didn't expect that the good times would not last long.

One day, there was a sudden accident near the intersection, a small battery that ran a red light and flew into the motor lane collided with the oncoming truck, and the owner of the small electric donkey rotated seven hundred and twenty degrees in the air, as if a real martial arts master made a move The crow took the plane, fell to the ground and perfectly connected a set of tornadoes to destroy the parking lot to cancel the back rock, and when he stood up, in addition to the blood stains covered with bruises, there was no sign of breaking his muscles and bones.

Wei Fengci hurriedly ran to the man's side and asked him with concern, "Young man, are you okay, are you okay", the young man said, "I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just that the takeaway is almost late", Wei Fengci looked down at his bloody appearance, and his head was confused:

"Did you hit the car and kill it?"

【Ding! Independently complete the high-level sassy ......]

The experience of successive work failures made Wei Fengci disheartened, and finally one day half a year ago, he decided to lead himself into the abyss of self-destruction, along with that damn tuberculosis system. So he walked into a convenience store, spent the only seven dollars he had left on his body to buy a pink Peppa Pig utility knife, and prepared to go to the bank to commit a robbery, but under the warning of the A-level egg breaker of the chatter system, he had to threaten the beautiful sister at the bank counter with a knife and the security uncle sat on the ground and fought the landlord for twenty minutes.

When more than a dozen police cars blocked the entrance of the bank and a large group of people's policemen rushed in from the door, the big guys were stunned.

He didn't go to jail. Instead, he was sent to the No. 3 Psychiatric Hospital in Zhoushi.

How to clarify yourself as innocent in front of a bunch of doctors who are convinced that you are mentally ill? After two and a half months of hard work, Wei Fengci finally realized that this was an unsolvable problem.

Until the third month, the entire hospital of mentally ill patients was infected by him, and almost everyone curled up on the ground all day and squirmed back and forth, convinced that they were actually a skin shrimp. The doctors couldn't stand it anymore, so Wei Fengci was forced to be discharged.

……

"Name."

"Wei Fengci."

"What do you want to apply for?"

"I want to apply for a typist for your company."

The interviewer pushed his glasses, looked at the resume in his hand, and looked at him with strange eyes:

"Your education...... It's only high school, huh? ”

"Hmm."

"Do you really know how to use a computer? It's not written on your resume? ”

"Would you like to take a closer look?"

The man with glasses approached his resume and glanced at the old man for a long time, and finally found a line of words the size of a hair in the corner:

He has seven years of experience in eSports.

"Esports...... What is that? ”

Wei Fengci's brows twitched:

"That is the last dignity of a contemptible person."

"Then why are you writing so little?"

"Because my dignity is not worth mentioning."

“……”

The man with glasses pinched his eyebrows with a headache:

"Tell me first, why do you think you feel confident in this job?"

"Typing fast." Wei Fengci replied quickly, his legs suddenly tightened, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, his fists were clenched, and he sat up straight:

"Sir, although I said this is a bit redundant, I would like to ask you to decide as soon as possible, I am quite confident that I can do just computer copying work, and if I continue to discuss this issue, I am afraid that this interview will become a very bad experience, for you and me."

"What do you mean?" The attitude of the man with glasses looked a little dissatisfied: "How can this kind of thing be done without asking clearly, what we want to recruit here is long-term workers, do you understand, and those short-term workers outside can't be compared, the salary and treatment are good, there are five insurances and one housing fund, you don't tell me anything clearly, how can I recruit you?" Tell me first, what is your best typing method? Five strokes? Pinyin? How many words in a minute? ”

[Quest triggered...... The warning has been given twice...... Level A Penalty ......】

Wei Fengci sighed, and when he raised his head again, his eyes were as calm as slowly falling snow.

"Two hundred words a minute. Wubi, pinyin, you can do it. ”

The man with glasses raised his eyebrows: "Who are you bluffing?" No matter how fast you are, you can't have 200 words......"

Wei Fengci didn't explain, just smiled lightly and pointed to the computer in front of the interviewer:

"Can I give it a try?"

The man in glasses crossed his arms, looked at him with scrutinizing gaze for a while, and hooked his fingers:

"Try it."

Wei Fengci stood up, walked around the desk, and the man with glasses moved to the side.

His slender fingers grasped the mouse, lightly clicked into the word document on the desktop, and switched the pinyin input method at random. He moved his fingers slightly, turned his head and smiled at the man in glasses:

"Excuse me."

"What......" Before the glasses man finished speaking, Wei Fengci suddenly hugged his head and rubbed it frantically on the keyboard.

Sixty seconds later.

The word count in the bottom left corner of the Word document shows the number 232.

"Concession and concession." Wei Fengci rubbed his palm, which was a little numb: "Look, is it two hundred words?" ”

The man in glasses looked up expressionlessly—in fact, his whole face was so numb that he couldn't make any expression at all—and he looked silently at the words typed out on the word document:

"Two sentences after the opening of the wiper defense bitter sea GV hair,Shortcut key,Will,Policewoman,Beauty,Beauty,Beauty,You,mvfjk......"

"Get out." The man with glasses straightened his completely crooked glasses and said calmly.

[Mission accomplished.] Earn 200 bonus points. 】

Wei Fengci's interview today was as unsuccessful as ever.