Chapter 2 Chatter System
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Wei Fengci woke up suddenly, and found that his whole body was soaked with sweat.
"It's that dream again......"
He sighed, got out of bed in a daze, and only took seven or eight steps into the bathroom three meters away, intending to take a shower.
When the light is turned on, the ventilation fan in the bathroom is shaky, and the narrow shower room is difficult to turn around, but it "complements" this small single room of less than 20 square meters.
Who would have thought that the world's top professional player, the gun god "returning to Fengchi", would end up in such a miserable situation?
Discredited, expelled from the club, and confiscated account card...... All that was left behind was the dilapidated apartment left by the parents, with a crumbling ceiling just for a push-up on the ground, and even the savings had been spent in more than a year.
It was all caused by that damn "system" that suddenly possessed him in the middle of the S7 World Finals a year ago.
At that time, his Chenghai team went all the way from the trials to the finals, Wei Fengci, who was born with a slight autism, gradually overcame his fear of offline competitions, and played more and more handy, and at the moment of the finals, he felt that he had adjusted his state to the peak, but at the moment when the game was about to start, a line suddenly flashed in his mind.
[The chatter system is starting...... Host psychiatric status is being tested...... The binding is complete. 】
At first, Wei Fengci only felt that he had read too many online novels on weekdays, and he was in a trance, so he didn't care much about it, and listened carefully to the captain's description of the next tactical arrangements, but after listening to it for a while, the strange words appeared in his mind again:
[Quest triggered: Please say in a casual tone, "I'm enough for one person, you four hang up."] 】
Wei Fengci was shocked in his heart, this time he had clearly confirmed that the line of words was not an illusion, but a real existence in his mind. It's just that he was confused about the so-called "mission" and still didn't pay attention to it.
[The time limit of the task is 20 seconds, please execute it as soon as possible, otherwise the penalty mechanism will be triggered.] 】
The corners of Wei Fengci's mouth began to jump wildly, and he couldn't help but start complaining in his heart: Didn't I take a shower yesterday and pour all the water into my brain? Is that kind of thing that is both middle two and ridicule value MAX a human being? And what the hell is this system? According to the routine in normal novels, isn't the system always going to send some awesome gold fingers to the protagonist, and then the protagonist will fight monsters and upgrade all the way, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life? What kind of operation is this that only makes people talk......
[Countdown to mission entry: 5,4,3,2,1......]
Just thinking wildly, the voice in his head had begun to count down, and when the "system" counted to 0, Wei Fengci suddenly felt an astonishing pain between his legs, and the whole person jumped up like an electric shock, startling the four teammates in Chenghai.
"Fengchi, are you alright?" The captain asked with a frown.
"I didn't ...... It's okay......" Wei Fengci wiped his cold sweat and carefully recalled the line of words that had just passed through his mind.
[Mission failed.] Triggers D-Class penalty with one warning. Consecutive failures will result in an increase in the penalty level and the difficulty of the mission. 】
Could it be that the "crotch tightness" just now was really caused by the voice in his head? Is all this true? Talk...... System? How could there be such a painful thing in the world...... No, it really hurts......
Thinking of this, Wei Fengci panicked, took the opportunity to go to the toilet, and checked the little Wei Fengci in his pants, but he didn't find anything unusual at all, and it didn't look like he had been stabbed with a knife at all.
I washed my face and decided to ignore the matter for the time being. As a result, as soon as he returned to the team, the captain glanced at Wei Fengci again and nodded:
"Ready to play, don't make mistakes."
[The task has been triggered: Please say in an arrogant tone, "Mistake, you snakeskin, stick and hammer, Lao Tzu beat you better than you with Jio, melon baby, hey."] 】
Wei Fengci's eyes widened.
【Countdown...... 15…… 13……】
Walking towards his gaming chair leisurely, Wei Fengci was full of thoughts about the pain in his crotch just now, glanced at the captain several times, and stopped talking. The captain noticed his abnormality, and his brows became more and more furrowed:
"If you have something to say, say it quickly, it's already going to play, and if you don't say it, it's too late......"
"I didn't ...... Nothing ......."
【Countdown...... 0……】
In the next moment, Wei Fengci's crotch was cold, and a strange concept suddenly floated through his mind: it seemed to be a popular item in a certain treasure, called "Banana Cutting Artifact......
[Mission failed.] Triggers a Level C penalty with a warning. Consecutive failures will result in an increase in the penalty level and the difficulty of the mission. 】
Wei Fengci's whole person was slumped in the chair, and his face turned pale. Several team members looked at him curiously and asked:
"Feng Chi, are you not feeling well?"
Another player who usually doesn't match him well, the output player of the team, Tai Qianxuan snorted coldly and laughed:
"I'm afraid I haven't experienced such a big scene, I'm scared that my legs are weak......"
Wei Fengci touched his crotch in shock, and subconsciously responded:
"Your usual output isn't as high as that banana-cutting thing......"
【Ding! Independently complete the high-level snack, score: 7. Earn 1000 bonus points. 】
Everyone was in the clouds, even Wei Fengci. However, the team members didn't understand that sentence too much, and Wei Fengci couldn't understand what the hell the reward points were.
However, the game was already about to start, and the enthusiastic cries of the crowd outside the stadium could be heard even in the soundproofed competition room. Tai Qianxuan snorted angrily again and walked back to his seat.
Holding the mouse and keyboard, looking at the character who had accompanied him for seven years hovering in the center of the screen to return to Fengchi, Wei Fengci took a deep breath and slowly calmed down.
All this is delusional and should no longer be taken seriously. This is the world's biggest and final stage...... It's also the last World League before the revamp of "Long-Cherished Wish", and I have to get everything I deserve here!
Map, Dusk Mine.
BLU direction.
Location from the mine...... A little closer!
"Rush to the middle! Come as planned! The captain gave the order. Wei Fengci seriously pondered the current situation as he followed the team towards the central mine. He subconsciously pressed the TAB button to check the composition of Momiji's team, and suddenly the corner of his eyes jumped, and he found that the "Feng Xiao Xiaoxi" on the opposite side, who was the main nurse of the Holy Priest, had actually changed his talent to a combat priest who was better at battlefield support before the game began.
"Tianhe!" Wei Fengci shouted on the team's voice channel:
"Build me a tractor cannon!"
"What?" The mechanic in the team was stunned.
"Leave it alone! Didn't you point to the genius of mobile invention? Hurry up and build it! ”
I didn't know what to do, but I did it anyway. What happened next was the same as what the commentators He Ji and Xia Xia said: Hongye came first with an unexpected tactical arrangement and rushed to the central mine, while Wei Fengci made a great feat with the tractor artillery that he replaced in advance with his extraordinary consciousness, knocking the four enemy people down the mine, and then at the most critical moment, he was engrossed in the sharpshooter's ultimate skill "Bullet Time", and used the time difference of 0.3 seconds to resist the most terrifying range attack and hard control of the boxer.
All of this happened in less than a minute, and Wei Fengci was so engrossed in the game that he was completely unaware of the fourth "sassy task" floating through his mind.
When he threw his gun and aimed it at the boxer and was about to pull the trigger, he realized the sentence that was lying in his mind.
[Mission failed.] The warning has been given 3 times. Triggers a Level A penalty directly. 】
In the next three seconds, Wei Fengci felt as if he had crossed over.
- Cross onto a huge highway and split your legs to meet one heavy tank after another at 180 mph.
It's a heavy tank, not a heavy truck.
The kind with a barrel.
It is said that there are 12 levels of human pain, and the top pain is childbirth.
At that time, Wei Fengci felt that he was giving birth to a Sun Xiaochuan.
【Warning......】
【Warning......】
【Quest Triggered......
[This mission failed...... S-Class Punishment ......]
The terrifying pain made Wei Fengci completely lose his rationality, and instinctively screamed and jumped up from his seat, covered his crotch, pushed away the staff, and ran to the microphone according to the guidance of the system.
Then, there was the world-famous esports scandal......