Chapter 713: Count You as a Kind
"Boss, did you call me?"
Johnson pointed to himself and interpreted a sycophant brother vividly, and Lin Fei couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Another actor who has been delayed by life!
"Hmm! Hurry up and get over here!"
Lin Fei nodded, and then pretended to be angry.
"Okay! I'll get out of ......."
After saying that, Johnson really lay down on the ground, ready to roll over.
“......”
Lin Fei was speechless for a while, and scolded with a smile: "Okay, okay, it's almost done, give you some color, you really think you are the sun, come here, I have something to tell you." ”
Johnson stood up with a smile, then walked up to Lin Fei and bowed down to make a groveling appearance.
The people next to him scolded Johnson for being shameless in their hearts, but at the same time, they sadly found that they were a little envious, jealous and hateful, wishing that they were Johnson.
In this way, you can please Lin Fei and mess with him.
Lin Fei smiled at Johnson and asked, "What's your name?"
"Report to the boss, my name is Johnson, you can call me Xiaoqiang, some of my Chinese friends say that the name Xiaoqiang is very common in Huaxia, and it represents perseverance, so I like people to call me Xiaoqiang, boss, you can call me Xiaoqiang in the future!" Johnson patted his chest and talked eloquently.
Lin Fei was stunned when he heard this, and thought to himself: "If you know the other meaning of Xiaoqiang, I'm afraid you don't like me to call you that, right?"
Of course, Lin Fei will not immediately tell Johnson that Xiaoqiang is synonymous with cockroaches in Huaxia.
"Okay, Xiaoqiang!"
Lin Fei asked, "I'll just ask you, do you want to be the boss?"
Johnson was stunned for a moment, his face changed, and then his face was full of cold sweat, and he knelt down directly after a "poof", and kept kowtowing and crying: "Boss, I just want to be your little brother, a little brother for life, you have to believe me, I am loyal to you......"
Lin Fei: "......"
Nima, this kid is also very good!
I actually thought I was testing whether he had two hearts, and he was also drunk.
Ya, I must have watched too much of "Infernal Affairs", and I really regard him as a bad boss with a honey-bellied sword!
"That's enough! Don't stumble, get up for me!"
Lin Fei was angry and shouted violently, so frightened that everyone present trembled fiercely, and the timid ones were actually a little urinated......
Johnson stood up reluctantly, and then drooped his head tremblingly, not daring to look at Lin Fei.
Lin Fei couldn't cry or laugh when he saw it, this product is really an actor, he must have watched too many Chinese films on weekdays, thinking that every boss likes this, so he thinks that Lin Fei should be no exception.
"Raise your head and look at me!" Lin Fei shouted angrily, Johnson first trembled violently, then quickly raised his head and looked at Lin Fei timidly, smiling.
"Johnson, let me ask you again, do you want to be the boss? Don't be in a hurry to kneel, I don't mean anything else, but you have to answer me truthfully, and you can't tell a lie, because I can tell, understand?"
Lin Fei said word by word, and after finishing speaking, he deliberately smiled mysteriously at Johnson, and Johnson's scalp instantly tingled and exploded.
Fack, is what the Boss said true?
Will he really tell if that sentence is true and what is false?
Unlikely!
I have never heard of a person in the world who can tell the truth from what others say, unless he is not a human being but a god...... Forget it, it doesn't matter if he's a man or a god, since he's said so, then I'll just do it, anyway, it's absolutely right to flatter the boss.
Johnson, who figured it out instantly, took a deep breath, looked at Lin Fei with a serious face, nodded and said, "Boss, I think! Isn't there a saying that a soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier? Although I am not the boss now, being a boss like the boss is always my goal......
“......”
Lin Fei got goosebumps when he heard this, this thing is worthy of being a drama spirit, this can integrate the essence of sycophancy, and immediately he smiled bitterly: "Okay, I know, so be it!"
Johnson was stunned for a moment, and it took a long time to calm down: "Boss, that's it......?" I'm not done yet?"
"Then you go on to say, I'm sleepy, get some sleep first. ”
Lin Fei yawned, walked to an empty bed and fell asleep, and soon there was a sound of snoring.
Johnson and the other inmates looked at each other, not knowing what to do for a while.
However, it was Johnson who reacted the fastest, only to see him make a silent movement, and glanced at the others with a warning look, and then very consciously tiptoed to the side where Lin Fei was sleeping, and stood quietly.
Seeing this, the others expressed disdain for Johnson's approach, but less than a minute later, a long line formed behind Johnson and stretched to the door of the cell.
Seeing this, Bill, who was immobilized by the acupoint, was speechless for a while, and at the same time indignant: "Fake, you boys who see the wind and rudder the rudder, wait for Lao Tzu to kill this Lin Fei, and then come to clean up your ......"
It's a pleasure to vent, but I can't even move now, how can I kill Lin Fei?
Thinking of this, Bill was depressed, like a mourner......
......
At the same time, in the Seattle Police Commissioner's office, Director Harry was lying on his back in the Taishi chair, humming an unknown rap tune, holding the latest issue of "Playboy" in his hand, flipping through it, and constantly making "tsk" praises while watching: "Tut, this girl has a good figure, but she looks a little more mature, I don't know...... Hey hey ......"
"Bell bell bell ~"
Just as Director Harry was laughing the most obscenely, the landline on his desk rang violently, startling him.
"Fake, who is calling at this time? Farker ......"
After scolding, Director Harry, who was disturbed by Yaxing, still picked up the phone and answered: "Hey, Seattle Police Department, I'm Director Harry, who are you?"
"Harry, I'm Johnson from the FBI, have you arrested everyone?"
"Fake, Johnson, it turned out to be you, the turtle grandson, I arrested you, what about the balance you promised? Why hasn't it been paid into my Swiss bank account? Are you trying to repay the debt?"
"Harry, I won't lose you money, but you have to do something for me now, or I won't give you the balance, you know?"
"Farke, Johnson, you bastard, you don't keep your word...... Say, what do you want me to do?"
Although Director Harry was angry that Johnson had backtracked, he had no choice but to endure it for the final payment of 10 million dollars, and finally patiently suppressed his anger and asked.
"Kill them, but the news I want to hear is that the suspect has a sudden illness in his cell and has been pronounced dead after rescue efforts failed, understand?"
"Fake, death is death, death is so troublesome, you are sick!"
"Just do it, otherwise the balance will not be given to you!"
"You...... Okay, if you have a kind, I promised!"
(End of chapter)