Chapter 714: Why Isn't He Dead Yet?
"Hey, the new one, it's time to eat~"
Suddenly there was a prison guard's voice at the cell door, Johnson was the first to react, walked quickly to the door, glared at the prison guard, and said, "Why are you so loud? If you wake up my boss, you are the only one who asks!"
The prison guard usually has a good relationship with Johnson, but when Johnson said this, he immediately felt strange and asked, "Johnson, doesn't your boss Bill like to eat very much, and when did he become fond of sleeping?"
When Bill was the boss, his only hobby was eating, so when everyone in the cell brought food, he first had to let him taste it, and if it was delicious, he would eat it all, and if it was not delicious, he would spit or snot in the food, and then force others to eat it.
Therefore, when it was time to eat, everyone except Bill was terrified and prayed to God not to eat Bill's leftovers.
"Shh~"
Johnson made a silent action, and hurriedly glanced at the direction where Lin Fei was sleeping, and after confirming that he didn't make any noise to Lin Fei, he said cautiously: "Don't be so loud, it will wake up our boss, it's changed, where is that guy Bill still with a pestle now, he was pointed out by the new boss, and he still can't move!"
When the prison guard heard this, he was immediately shocked: "Fake, is there such a thing? Where is it? Let me take a look at ......."
Following the direction of Johnson's finger, the prison guard looked over, and sure enough, he saw Bill, the former majestic cell boss, who was like a statue at this moment, standing in the corner, and no one paid attention to him, which looked particularly desolate.
Unexpectedly, a generation of heroes ended up like this, which is really embarrassing.
The prison guard sighed with emotion for a while, and was about to nag Johnson a few more words, but unexpectedly heard Johnson say: "Dude, let's go quickly, I'll send food to the boss." ”
After saying that, Johnson had already turned around and walked back with the food, putting the food on the seat, but he didn't dare to wake up Lin Fei immediately.
Seeing this, the prison guard could only turn around, but the look on his face immediately smiled strangely, and then muttered in a low voice: "I finally lived up to my mission, and then I will wait for good news......"
"Gollum~"
Johnson had just put the food on the chair for a while, when a stomach cry sounded suddenly, and it came from Lin Fei, causing everyone to look sideways.
Lin Fei slowly opened his eyes, looked at the laughing crowd, and laughed at himself: "I'm also a human, is it strange that I will scream when I am hungry?"
"Of course not, of course not...... Hehe......"
Johnson was the first to react, smiling as he said as he hurriedly brought the meal to Lin Fei.
Lin Fei took the food and looked at it, his brows immediately furrowed, and in the last second, his clairway function was automatically activated, and he could see at a glance that there was poison in these meals.
Although it is colorless and tasteless, how can it be hidden from Lin Fei's fiery eyes?
"You actually play poison with me?
After sneering in his heart, Lin Fei raised his head and beckoned to Johnson, Johnson hurriedly leaned his ear over, and then after Lin Fei muttered a few words in his ear, Johnson's face suddenly changed.
"Huh, old... Top dog...... This...... This...... Really?"
"Hmm~"
In the face of Johnson's panic, Lin Fei nodded very calmly.
He had just whispered to Johnson about the poisoning of the food, but at the same time told him not to say it, and it was understandable that Johnson would be shocked when he had seen the police poison the food.
"Okay, that's it, I'll eat ...... first."
As soon as the words fell, Lin Fei picked up the rice spoon and gulped down the poisoned meal, and ate it with relish, his mouth full of oil.
By the way, I almost forgot to explain that the food in the Moldy Country Prison is not a meal and a dish in the real sense, but a hamburger, a bag of fries and a glass of Coke!
That's right, it's exactly according to the standard of McDonald's or KFC set menus.
Of course, compared to McDonald's and KFC, the taste is definitely incomparable, after all, this is just a standard prison meal, don't think about eating too well.
"Boss, there's a ...... in this"
Johnson quickly covered his mouth in surprise, not saying the word "poison" at the back, and at the same time he was very worried about Lin Fei, worried that he would die of poison later.
I have to say that it is the first time that Johnson cares so much about an outsider, although it is a bit false to say, but it is true.
Johnson received unprecedented respect and attention from Lin Fei, which made him feel for the first time that he should have a goal in life, and only in this way would he not be wasted.
Therefore, Lin Fei's position in Johnson's heart is the same as Bole, and he has the grace of knowing him.
Although Johnson is a native of the moldy country and doesn't know what "the grace of knowing is", he still understands that Lin Fei is his benefactor, so naturally he won't think that Lin Fei will have an accident.
"Don't worry, this little food won't last me. ”
Lin Fei wiped a handful of bread crumbs and oil stains from his mouth, pointed to the middle of the cell and said to Johnson: "Go, go to the middle, I'm going to teach you some moves!"
"Cai Nishi Kung Fu?!"
As soon as he heard the word "move", Johnson was instantly excited, and immediately clapped his hands, screamed twice, jumped up and put on an offensive posture after landing on the ground.
Lin Fei was amused when he saw this, but he didn't immediately expose Johnson, but nodded angrily: "Yes, do you want to learn?"
"I want it~ I want to think so much!"
Johnson nodded his head like pounding garlic, and then looked at Lin Fei with a longing face: "Boss, do you really want to teach me Cai Nishi Kung Fu?"
"Well, that's right!"
"Fak Fak Fak, it's so cool, it's so cool, I didn't expect my Johnson to become a kung fu master one day, Cai Nishi Kung Fu, drink! hey, drink ......"
The excited Johnson was dancing and gesturing, and Lin Fei couldn't smile bitterly.
"Alright, alright, stop me!"
Lin Fei really couldn't stand it, so he hurriedly shouted to stop.
He then walked over and pulled Johnson into the middle of the cell, pinned him down, and made him thrust.
"Boss, is this Cai Nishi Kung Fu?"
"That's right, give me a good stand, today for the sake of your first day of learning, I'll give you a discount, just stand for an hour!"
"Ahh......h
When Johnson heard this, he almost fell to the ground and had to stand for an hour?
He was already shaky after standing for less than a few minutes, but what struck Johnson was strange was that whenever he thought he was going to fall, he felt that both feet were hit by something at the same time, and after a numbness, he had strength again.
"Strange, what the hell is going on?"
Johnson looked at Lin Fei with a confused expression.
......
In the prison guard's office, the prison guard who poisoned him looked at the surveillance footage, dumbfounded.
He looked at his phone, then at the screen, and after a long time, he spit out: "It's obviously time...... Why aren't you dead yet?"
(End of chapter)