Chapter 365: Playing with Ball
Giant pandas are so popular in the United States.
Just showed one side, and forcibly occupied the flash mob that others had carefully prepared and even rehearsed for a long time, although people were not angry or even felt honored, but they were not afraid of 10,000, just in case!
So, Gu Cang was grounded again.
In this regard, Gu Cang said that he didn't mind, and even wanted his mother to sell batches!
Bad!
Super fierce!
is a stiff attack on the doll in front of him, treating it as a ravaged Qin Yi person, the only pity is that the name of this doll is not called "Yourong".
After punching and kicking, Gu Cang directly hugged the doll and began to sleep.
Although angry, but feel that there is no less, who makes himself a giant panda who is good at health preservation, not like those rough humans, although they look like people, but they don't understand human nature at all.
The chaos was not caused by Uncle Xiong on his own initiative.
That's just passive.
It shows that Uncle Xiong's charm value is very high...... When did being handsome also become a mistake?
Early morning.
The zoo staff got up early to prepare food for the animals.
The Qin Yi people also left early.
But in order to express his anger and protest, Gu Cang was still lazy on the bed, vigorously wrapped the quilt on himself, wrapped it into a ball, and then took the remote control handed over by Qin Yiren and watched TV.
But it's still the same as before, Gu Cang, a scumbag who has only passed the fourth level, naturally can't understand these English, and these are not like those TV series that have Chinese subtitles in China, so he didn't feel interesting after watching it for a while...... Qin Yiren also took away the mobile phone.
Excessively!
Uncle Xiong was very suspicious that Qin Yiren was doing it on purpose.
This girl is now probably aware that she can play with her mobile phone, so she avoids it one by one, and loses the possibility of making a video call with Dai Xiaose for comfort.
This cheating daddy's bear life!
And just when Gu Cang was bored, the door was pushed open, and Qin Yiren walked to the bed with a bowl of porridge and sat down, beckoning to Gu Cang and saying, "Don't be lazy in bed, get up quickly, and there will be work to do later." ”
Gu Cang, who was rolling in the quilt, heard this, first the bear's butt came out of the quilt, and then his two hind legs pulled his head out of the tuft, and then turned around, tilted his head, blinked, and expressed doubt.
What kind of work? I've been idle for so many days, but I don't need to be idle anymore.
"The movie over there has been established, and the script is already being created, this time there will be two people, one is the martial arts instructor Rudolph Gernden, this person is the martial arts instructor of the original animated film, and he is also the first martial arts instructor in the history of animated films, he came mainly to observe your daily behavior and body data......" Qin Yiren took out a towel and put it on Gu Cang's neck to prevent it from being touched by porridge, and at the same time observed Gu Cang's demeanor while talking, although he was a little happy at first, But soon he became listless again, and continued with a twitch of the corners of his mouth, "The other is Anne, a zoologist, a big beauty......
Gu Cang suddenly became agitated, and the bear's body shook as a whole.
So much so that I almost overturned the rice bowl.
Beauty, beauty?
Be sure to come for a few more days!
Qin Yiren looked at the new perverted bear with an expressionless face, and immediately threw the rice bowl aside: "Come down and eat by yourself, come to the duty room to find me after eating." ”
After that, he directly left Gu Cang there.
made Gu Cang's face inexplicable...... Is this Qin sister coming to menopause recently, why is she so easy to get angry, but the baby is just a panda, what can I do if you are angry?
Ay...... You can only eat it.
Immediately lowered his head and sucked at the porridge.
Sometimes I have to sigh that it is very clever that human beings have both sexes and men, not to mention the obvious philosophy of "a woman's legs is a ticket to heaven" as Al Pacino said in "Smell the Fragrance and Know the Woman", but from the perspective of physical structure alone, the two are indeed like positive and negative magnetic poles, attracting each other.
Therefore, a beautiful zoologist can definitely prompt Gu Cang to overcome his usual laziness.
It only took him five or six minutes to finish the pot of porridge, and after eating, he ran out with the basin in his mouth, and after meeting a staff member, he didn't care whether he recognized it or not, he threw the pot away, and then ran into the duty room.
The Qin Yi people were already waiting there.
With her, there were two strangers, a man and a woman, and the man looked a bit like the bald Wu Ke...... Although there is hair on the head, the head is inch; The woman is wearing a white coat and has a good figure, but to be honest, she is not as good-looking as Qin Yiren, and if you look closely, you will find freckles and wrinkles unique to white women.
But it's still a beauty.
This should be the martial arts instructor Rudolph and the zoologist Annie.
"Hello...... Fat Dacang. Rudolph was leaning on his work and was rushing to the door, so he was the first to see Gu Cang running in, and then hurriedly said hello, and even bent down to touch it.
Gu Cang was disgusted for a while, and twisted the way to Qin Yiren, but because his body was really uncoordinated, the brakes were unstable, and he stumbled and fell to the ground, so frightened that he hugged him directly to avoid colliding too much.
But the imaginary pain didn't.
Instead, it touched a soft ...... When he looked up, he saw Anne, the zoologist, crouching down to stop herself, crashing into the two peaks just right.
Wow!
D? or F?
Anyway, I found a treasure!
This was Gu Cang's first thought, and then he showed pain, using the unique cuteness of the giant panda clan to hide the reality that he had no problem, and took advantage of the situation to lie in Anne's arms and was not ready to move the nest.
As for not knowing if it was an auditory hallucination, the "smack" sound he heard from Qin Yiren's side was also thrown to the back of his mind.
The self that became a panda doesn't even have a little JJ anymore.
Do you want to deprive "**" of this last luxury?
"Oh, Qin, Fat Dacang is so well-behaved!" Anne communicated with Qin Yiren in English, she didn't know Gu Cang's crooked thoughts at that moment, but felt that the panda was really a legendary cute thing, and couldn't help but kiss and caress again.
Gu Cang stretched his fat bear body, revealing a gesture of enjoyment.
"Don't let it fool you, Dr. Annie, this guy is very clever." Looking at Gu Cang's cheap appearance, Qin Yiren still glanced at him, but he didn't say anything bad, and even the words were the praise word "clever".
Homeopathically, the three of them chatted.
When they talk about them, Gu Cang plays with himself, he is like a cat curious about the ball, constantly playing with the ball, pushing, slapping, kneading, pinching, and squeezing a stunt, and he is very happy.
I don't understand it anyway......
In this way, about a quarter of an hour later, Qin Yiren found a soft ruler from the toolbox and handed it to Anne, and then watched with Rudolph, and Anne began to measure Gu Cang's body data.
Gu Cang is very obedient, after all, this girl makes herself play very cool, as a macho panda, she always has great tolerance for girls, obedient girls, and obedient girls who let herself play ball, this is the so-called one thing down one thing, many extremely domineering men outside Once they meet a very soft girl, they have nowhere to use their strength, so they have to be soft...... Roughly so.
Besides, looking at the meaning of this Anne, it seems that she really likes herself.
So whether it is lying on the stomach or standing on the cold, measuring the arms or thighs, or even more so measuring the anal temperature...... Gu Cang also barely endured it, but after the test, Anne said a few words, and Gu Cang was immediately deflated.
He heard the word "fat".
Isn't that what "fat" means? It's okay to be a simple FAT.
What makes Xiong desperate the most is that there is a "too" in front of this "fat", and even if the panda is too fat, will it be disliked?
For a moment, a faint sadness flooded over.
On the other side, Qin Yiren didn't have time to comfort Gu Cang, or even if he knew that this thing was unhappy, he wouldn't pay attention to it, as a strong woman-like character, she was more serious about her work: "Cang Cang is indeed a little too fat, which has something to do with his infrequent exercise, in fact, it's okay in the autumn, mainly after winter, and it's not very active......
"Do you need to lose weight in the movie?" Anne asked Rudolph about this.
To be honest, the two people, whether Qin Yiren or Annie, are not filmmakers, and their task is to assist in the filming of the film.
After all, Gu Cang is going to play.
Once the real person is on the scene, the image issue is still quite important, and it can't be said that the panda Po in the cartoon is so fat, and the live-action movie must be so fat...... Impossible, in the film industry, comics to animation need to be adjusted to the character, and animation to film and television also needs to be adjusted.
It would be very foolish to blindly follow the original book.
It is easy to be labeled as "niche", "self-hilarious", and "self-cute".
So when it comes to adaptation, it is to retain some of the original settings as much as possible, plus the settings that film and television audiences love...... It's just that this degree is difficult to grasp, which is also the reason why many adaptations have been sprayed miserably.
Take the domestic example.
For example, if you adapt a film or television from an online text, it's actually okay if you don't follow the original book, many readers are quite tolerant (it's really too many bad movies and there are too many dwarves to pull out generals), it doesn't matter if you change the character, it doesn't matter if you change the plot.
The most uncomfortable thing is that domestic screenwriters reveal a small family spirit.
seems to have decided that the domestic audience just likes the labels of "green hat", "broken shoes", "love triangle", and "sadomasochism", and has to pick out one or two characters who are physically and mentally clean together in the original work and make them into broken shoes and green hats, tsk......
Fortunately, the audience in the United States does not have this worry.
As we all know, the concept of rice is very open, and many TV series or movie heroines casually open a room with others......
"Cang Cang is indeed a little too fat now, but the panda will be more cute if it is fatter, I suggest that you adjust its body shape when you make a movie, I have photos and videos of him in the autumn, and when the time comes, I will do it according to that look, that time is the cutest...... " Without waiting for Rudolph to answer, Qin Yiren gave his own advice.
Rudolph actually didn't talk much just now, but was carefully observing Gu Cang, and then he spoke: "I think it's better to keep it like this, it's not even good to lose a little weight...... In the movie, Po is a fat oversized panda, and although we won't keep this setting, it's good and cute right now, and I like it. ”
"You are casual, in fact, I like it too." Anne smiled and continued to tease Gu Cang.
"As for the movements, I already have an idea, I will discuss it when I go back, in fact, there is one thing that can be revealed, that is, the company seems to be in contact with oo Ping Yuen, once an agreement is reached, I will step down and let a more professional person do the martial arts instruction......"
That's a big deal.
oo Ping Yuen。
Chinese name is Yuan Heping, this is a real martial arts instructor, and the works supervised or directed by him include "The Matrix", "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", "Kung Fu", ...... It's all iron achievements that are full of calculations, and it's very respectable.
Qin Yiren originally thought that the live-action version was not too important, but when she heard the news, she was still a little surprised, she thought for a while and said: "I know, I will shoot the whole process of Cangcang's daily dynamics recently." ”
"That's trouble!"
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The film industry in the United States has actually entered the "era of industrialization", an assembly-line industry.
A movie can be done in a very short period of time from the explosion of ideas to the generation of scripts to the start of filming, so when Gu Cang suddenly changed from being very idle to being very busy, he felt a little uncomfortable.
Ha ha...... Actually, there's nothing wrong with it.
The main reason is that in the past few days, Qin Yiren doesn't know if he has a brain convulsion, and he has found a lot of martial arts movies for Gu Cang to watch, which looks very interesting at first, but after watching too much, he gets tired of it.
Especially just a few martial arts movies that I watched over and over again.
Not to mention that Gu Cang has watched it many times a long time ago, the most painful thing is that there are many plots in it, which is very bloody in Gu Cang's opinion...... The dog's blood made him wonder how high the poison resistance was when he first watched it before!
Take the most famous Jet Li's "Once Upon a Time" series.
Originally, Huang Feihong and Aunt Thirteen were official matches.
At first glance, it is indeed sweet.
But there was an extra guy named "Liang Kuan" who had an affair with Aunt Thirteen, which is not counting, the most uncomfortable thing is that Aunt Thirteen was later abducted by the little boss, and after taking off her clothes, there was only a cover left (Gu Cang suspected the real situation, I was afraid that she would have taken it off a long time ago) After playing all over the place, she was saved by the belated hero Liang Kuan.
That's right, it's not Huang Feihong's hero saving the United States, but Liang Kuan!
shit!
Sure enough, this kind of "green hat", "sadomasochism" and "love triangle" have a long history.
This not only destroyed the young and weak heart in Gu Cang's round body, but also planted a seed called "melancholy", which made him start to think...... If Qin Yiren and Dai Xiaose also want to get married, how uncomfortable they should be.
It's a pity that there is such a thing as reproductive isolation in nature.
It's really sad and lamentable.
But on second thought, even if there is no reproductive isolation, for a second-level race like the giant panda, there is no competitiveness at all......
Alas, this pit daddy's bear life!