Chapter 364: Please Call Me Toutiao
This political show, this flash mob, was undoubtedly a success.
Although this success is relatively speaking, otherwise, you can't ask for a small square that is a little old and dilapidated to create a sensation in the whole city with millions of people watching, right?
It's a sight that only comes in anime.
And according to the chat between Yagwei and Qin Yiren, it is estimated that the Chinese group in San Francisco organized this flash mob, although the Chinese street has been blooming in the United States for a long time, but discrimination still exists, and the Chinese group has no political significance, it is just a place for some old guys who miss the motherland to contact their feelings, so when applying for a venue, they can only apply for such a small venue...... It's better not to ask for too much.
Even so, after Gu Cang glanced at it a few times, he felt that the onlookers had to have three digits to say the least.
And after Mayor Li was interviewed and left, the reporters who interviewed him were not very good, but came over one by one, the cameramen took pictures and framed them, and the reporters caught passers-by for interviews...... What's more, some reporters were also eager to try, rushing to the center to pick up the microphone and sing a song.
- Although it is miserable.
Foreigners speak Chinese, no matter how well they learn, it sounds like a neon man speaking English.
After "Alishan's Mushroom Cool", a real girl appeared with a saxophone in her arms.
After a moment of prelude, the music changes to "The Girl in the Flower House".
"I walked past you alone, and I didn't have anything to say to you, and I didn't dare look up at you, oh...... Face, you ask me where I'm going, and I point in the direction of the sea......"
Gu Cang stood up with a spirit!
Hey......
Qin Yiren saw this, she knew that Gu Cang was very human, and she thought that Gu Cang felt boring, but seeing that she wanted to hear it, she didn't leave in a hurry, but hugged her thighs and closed her eyes to recuperate.
As a result, I never thought that a piece of Cui Jian's rock music would make this panda excited.
Isn't it a perverted bear.
Turned into a rock bear instead?
Or does every panda have a rock 'n' roll dream in their hearts?
Seeing Gu Cang's two legs on the ground and swaying, Qin Yiren had no choice but to stretch out a hand and grab the back of its neck to prevent it from falling—although it was okay to fall with the rough skin and thick flesh of this bear.
After "The Flower Girl", rock seems to have become the main theme.
"Fake Monk", "Blue Lotus", "Sea and Sky", "Glorious Years", "I Really Love You", ...... One song after another, in the process, the old people began to retreat, and the center became a stage for the young people.
They are hysterical and give vent to the love of youth.
It was also at this time.
A sharp-eyed reporter inadvertently turned his head, swept across the zoo just right, and fixed his gaze on Gu Cang very accurately.
At first it seemed a little confusing.
But soon a smile filled his face, and he yelled loudly, grabbed the cameraman who was still filming the girl next to him, and ran to the zoo.
The cameraman was pulled and staggered, and immediately scolded.
But as soon as he scolded, he also saw Gu Cang, and suddenly ...... Ran faster than the reporter.
And yet—
In this kind of scene where everyone is singing, dancing, or listening carefully, the two of them suddenly start running, which is very abrupt, ruins the atmosphere, and of course, involuntarily attracts people's attention.
No matter what the reason is, there will be many people who look at it.
Then follow the direction they are running, and you will also see the zoo, and you will see the zoo fence lying on its stomach...... Giant pandas in black and white.
The music seemed to pause for a moment.
Then with a hula, a large crowd ran over.
"Oh my God, I, what I saw, that's ......"
"Fat!"
"It's Fat Dacang, I watched the performance of Fat Dacang and Pink Dolphin Nini a few days ago, the two of them are so funny!"
"What's the situation? Did we still have pandas? ”
……
All this, from the beginning to the occurrence of the time is very short, roughly more than 20 seconds.
For Gu Cang, this was just the time to open the bear's mouth and yawn.
He also accidentally squeezed a few tears when he yawned.
Then open your eyes again.
Brush! Brush! Brush!
Why is it that all of a sudden, the inside and outside are all people?
"Fat Da Cang, oh, it's really Fat Da Cang, quick shot, fast shot!"
"Miss Qin, may I ask how you are here?"
"Have you been invited?"
"Don't squeeze me, are the people behind you so crazy?"
Microphones, cameras, faces, spittle...... Gu Cang was stunned for a moment, and then fell down on his back, but he was not frightened, but was dragged hard by Qin Yiren.
"What do you want to do?" Qin Yiren said sharply, "Turn off the flash!" ”
Her voice also alerted Jagwill and the two security guards on the side, and Jagwell hurriedly rushed forward and said in English, "What do you want to do?" If you want to interview, you have to make an appointment first, you can't get so close, eh...... Who's dragging me? ”
Two security guards picked up their guns - inside were tranquilizer rounds.
Fortunately, this madness is only a momentary effort.
After all, there are still a lot of Chinese people here, and I don't want these foreigners to think that pandas are easy to raise, and speaking of which, there are pandas to help in the flash mob of Chinese songs organized by them, which is long-faced, and there is a feeling in it, so after hearing Qin Yiren's reprimand, he immediately reacted and began to spontaneously sort out the order.
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At the same time, the square.
The few people who were singing could be considered to have seen the whole change completely, from the reporter to the swarm...... In a few moments, all the people around them ran over.
Their voices faded.
They looked at each other.
They threw away the microphone in unison.
They all ran to the zoo.
Only the team of instrumental players looked at each other, no one could believe what was going on, and then they were at a loss: "What's the situation?" ”
"Why don't you sing it, aren't there still two songs?"
"They say it's fat."
"Let's go, let's go see ...... too"
……
Qin Yiren finally took the microphone.
She didn't expect this situation to suddenly become like this, but Qin Meizi is the kind of strong woman, and she didn't panic in the face of this sudden situation, and after a short period of calming down, she said with a smile: "It's just that Cangcang took a walk after dinner, and when I came here, I stopped when I happened to meet it." ”
"I just saw that Fat Dacang was also listening carefully, may I ask, is Fat Dacang really familiar with the rhythm?" It was apparently the first journalist to ask the question.
Qin Yiren nodded: "That's right, Cangcang has been very familiar with music since he was a child, and he can even play some musical instruments." ”
"Playing a musical instrument?"
"That's right, if you're curious, you can search for this year's Spring Festival Gala in China, which has performances in the firmament." With this kind of free publicity, the Qin Yi people naturally want to take advantage of it.
After all, I originally planned to let Cangcang take the road of entertainment, but now that it has been settled, what do you say.
"Can the firmament sing?"
"What is Fat Dacang called?"
Two questions in a row, but not a journalist, but an ordinary civilian.
Qin Yiren thought for a while: "There are still many kinds of panda calls, Cang Cang may be a little more, he will learn all kinds of calls, but singing...... This depends on the will of the firmament. ”
After speaking, she turned her head to look at Gu Cang.
At this time, Gu Cang was lying on the fence, selling cuteness while secretly stretching out the bear's paws, looking like he was going to shake hands with others, but in fact he was secretly picking up a young lady's skirt.
Syllable!
It's just that before he could pick it up, he was beaten by Qin Yiren, so he had to sway his body aggrievedly, and walked in front of Qin Yiren with a sullen step, squatting down and tilting his head, staring at the reporter in front of him.
Love what's wrong.
Uncle Xiong was angry.
╭(╯^╰)╮
Without the young lady's inner look, the baby is dying......
But I never thought about it.
Such a reversal action, coupled with the round body of the panda, is simply cute in the eyes of the onlookers.
So much so that when the reporter handed over the microphone, his hands were trembling.
"Cangcang, they asked if you could sing, or would you like to roar?" Qin Yiren felt that curbing the shameful behavior of this perverted bear was simply removing a great harm to the people, and although her voice was still indifferent at this time, those who were familiar with her could still hear the meaning and banter from it.
Gu Cang turned his head and glanced at her.
Sticking out his tongue and grimacing.
Still sullen, he doesn't know what's going on, just listening to a song, why did it suddenly become his own concert?
But just a shout...... It's not impossible.
Immediately, under the gaze of a group of people, Gu Cang hooked the bear's paw at the reporter, asked the reporter to move the microphone forward, and then opened his throat and shouted: "Ah......"
The microphone used for going out for interviews, but it can't be compared with the microphone for changing jobs.
Therefore, when Gu Cang shouted the first note, in addition to the unusually mellow "ah" word, it was a series of zila sounds, which were extremely harsh, like the sound of metal rubbing, and the most important thing was that this was not a directional skill, but aoe damage, and as soon as the sound came out, everyone was stunned.
Shut up, monster!
The reporter was so shocked that he almost dropped the microphone, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly withdrew his hand and wanted to take it back.
But he just made a move.
The microphone was pinched by a pair of bear paws, Gu Cang hugged it to death, and didn't want to let it go at all, and at the same time, the movements on his mouth did not stop: "...... Oh. ”
"Ah...... Oh...... Huh. ”
"Ahh......h
"Ahh......h
"......Ahh
……
In an instant, everyone was messy in the wind.
Even Qin Yiren blinked, as if she couldn't believe it, in order to confirm if she was dazzled and ringing in her ears, she reached out and pinched Gu Cang's back.
Gu Cang shrugged his back, and then shook it again, opening Qin Yiren's hand.
Then keep singing.
I was very excited in my heart, since you let me roar, then this song "Worried" will be given to you.
Of course.
It's just like, and it's plausible, and more figuratively, most of Gu Cang sang it wrong, after all, there are really not many people who can sing the divine comedy "Worried".
The bear who can sing is probably the only one by himself.
He can just remember the general tune, just like a person who hums a song that he doesn't remember the lyrics of, and will replace it with "lalala", but the tone can be controlled.
This is also Gu Cang's singing, the more he gets to the end, the more he can't remember whether it is "ah" or "oh" or "eh", so he simply discarded all these and directly "Wangwangwang".
Soon, he finished singing, and after singing, he shook the microphone and cocked Erlang's legs very proudly.
Dude is really talented!
I'm afraid this isn't the first dog song, and I was so depressed and frustrated by myself singing it.
Looking at it again, sure enough, this group of people was still immersed in their own singing, and they were stunned one by one and didn't come back to their senses, even Qin Yiren.
Seeing this, Gu Cang hugged into a ball, rolled to the position of the young lady just now, and stretched out the bear's paw to tease.
Yellow?
No.
Powder? It's not, pure white!
But soon, Gu Cang reacted and took the bear paw back angrily.
Hum!
Safety pants?
What about trust between humans and bears?
How can you say that if you don't, you don't?
Uncle Xiong, who was so aggrieved, had to go back to Qin Yiren, climbed up along his thighs, and picked one, two, three, four, five or six wild flowers, only to know that the family flowers warmed his heart...... Good people, the baby should be kissed and hugged.
Qin Yiren hurriedly dragged Gu Cang back, to be honest, now holding Gu Cang, even she was about to be unable to hold it.
He could only drag it with two hands, and then said to the reporters: "I'm sorry, Cangcang is a little tired, let's go back first." ”
With that, he glanced at Jagwill and the security guard.
The three of them understood and hurriedly broke off.
Of course, those reporters don't have any big regrets, in fact, it is already an extra surprise to be able to photograph the panda, and it is even more joyful to photograph the panda singing.
It's like those emperors in China who went to such and such a region, and then auspicious clouds fell from the sky......
Tourists are even happier, they can see national treasures without spending money, and they can also show off on Facebook and Twitter, which is great and awesome to think about.
I don't know......
The beautiful existence in their eyes was carried by Qin Yiren for a while, and after avoiding their sight, he was thrown to the ground: "Heavy death, you perverted bear!" I guess you'll be in the headlines again tomorrow, tsk, "Worried", did you learn this song from Dai Xiaose? I really can't learn something good, and I can't learn these crooked ways......"
Gu Cang proudly ate his hands.
Is that.
Please call me Headline!
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Not even the next day.
That evening, the local media began to report:
"Mayor Li sings Chinese songs, and the giant pandas come to cheer up!" 》
"A Giant Panda's Breakthrough"
"Giant Pandas Singing, Triggering Collective Homesickness of Chinese People"
In China, the news of Gu Cang's departure from the country has also been paid attention to by many media, and naturally, what happened in San Francisco can't be hidden here, but the news here is indeed waiting until the next day.
Then the next day, the domestic press:
Shocked! Giant pandas sing lt; Nervousness; , just to flirt with my sister! 》
"Panda Cangcang reproduces the magic skills, a song lt; Nervousness; Suppress professional singers! 》
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