"The real culprit I want to prove is ......" I dragged out my tone as I peeked at everyone's expressions. Foolproof! ”

"What?" Wan Wuhua said movingly.

"How's it going, surprised, surprised?" I looked at him with a grin, "Although in the scene just now, you have expressed eighty percent of the helplessness and remorse of a murderer's tricks being discovered, but unfortunately, when you finally confessed, your acting skills were still a little exaggerated." ”

"What about me?" Although he was accused of being a murderer, Wan Wuxian didn't seem to care, but was very interested in my evaluation.

"Brother Wu's performance is really remarkable." I bowed my head and said, "Since Brother Wu is playing a passing witness, he can't and shouldn't have too prominent performances, but it's just a few short facial movements, Brother Wu has already portrayed his state of being slightly drunk and having an overnight hangover very well, and such acting skills are really admirable - even if you can't win the best leading role Xiaojinren, at least you have the qualifications to win the best dragon set Xiaojinjin." ”

"There are so many kinds of golden figures?" The third master of the copper looked sideways.

"People make their own kinds of categories." I said.

"Don't be over there." Wang Ziyun interjected, "Since you want to prove that you are not sick, then please show evidence or dictate your reasoning." ”

"In this case, we have both evidence and reason." I said leisurely, "What do you want me to do first?" ”

"As the saying goes, salute first and then soldier, you should first explain the reason, and then show the evidence." Wang Ziyundao.

"If you want to make a point," I said...... glancing at Fool and Fool Worm, "let me make a bold assumption that the roles of the two of you are actually opposite. ”

"Oh? What does this mean? Wan Wuxian asked.

"Brother Wuhua, you said that you saw Wuhua outside the kitchen, but in fact, Wuhua should have met you outside the kitchen, right?" I said.

"You're kidding." Wan Wuxian shook his head slightly, "At that time, I had just finished supper, why did I go to the kitchen?" ”

"yes, why are you going to the kitchen when you're not hungry?" I said, "Of course...... It's going to commit a crime! ”

"You're saying I went to the kitchen to kill the wax man?" Wan Wu said, "In a place like the kitchen, where people may appear at any time, although I am a little sicker, I have not burned my brain, so how could I choose to commit crimes there?" ”

"He has a point." Wang Ziyun said to me, "There is a problem with your inference. ”

"I'm afraid it's him who has the problem." I said, "If Brother Wu really didn't go to the kitchen, then what did he do over there in the middle of the night?" ”

"I've made it very clear, it's to go to the toilet." Disease-free road.

"When it comes to going to the toilet, I have something to say...... I don't know if to talk about it or not. I whispered.

"I really don't want you to talk about it, I'm afraid I'll have to sew your mouth with a needle and thread, right?" Wang Ziyun sneered.

"Then I'll just say a few words." I coughed, and then gushed:

"Some people once questioned why in some martial arts stories, the hero and heroine hid in a secret room for dozens of days, the environment was very cramped, and there were no tools such as commode buckets. Or why a master has been trapped in one place for more than ten years, and why he has not been drowned in his own excrement.

It's ridiculous and lamentable, just because the person who asks this kind of question is obviously a layman who practices martial arts.

Don't you see that in the story, there are often plots of forcing drugs, alcohol, weapon fragments, and even forcing out things left in the body by others?

Even those weird things can be forced out, let alone just and urine?

Of course, speaking of this, some people may not help but think, could it be that the knights really put their two fingers together, and then sprayed a water arrow between their fingertips?

How to solve the stool?

Don't worry, there are a lot of questions, and I'll explain them one by one.

First of all, the case of two fingers together and fingertip spraying water was originally used by experts to force alcohol, and later, after many years of research, showering, massage, and rinsing were developed...... and other novel projects.

The correct way to force out the excrement in the body is to break it into parts, crush the excrement to extreme pieces with internal energy, mix it with qi, and expel it from the body through the opportunity of breathing and exhaling.

That audience, you are not wrong, this kind of behavior is indeed a little familiar, and we ordinary people usually call it ...... Fart!

It's just that the common people fart, there is a fixed exit, and the knights fart, the key to it can go to the sea, as the so-called human body up and down the nine holes, 396 acupoints, 367,550 pores, no place can not fart, no place can not detoxify, no place can not go to the turnip.

So you see, when a master is practicing, he must close his door and avoid people's eyes and ears - I really think they are afraid of being stolen to learn stunts, if stunts are so good to steal them, what do they need martial arts cheats for?

They're afraid of you!

Besides, when others are 'convenient', you are still staring at the side, which is extremely rude, and if you don't do it, you will make the turbidity flow backwards, and it will be embarrassing to fill other people's brains, right?

With all that said, is it now possible to draw a conclusion?

That's right, real martial arts masters don't go to the toilet much - this can be verified in countless stories and operas, so let's not waste our lips and tongues to cite them one by one. ”

With that, I took a deep breath and looked around again......

All dozing off.

It's no wonder that among all of you present, who hasn't practiced high-level internal skills for a few years? Listening to me talk about this kind of familiar, even trivial, chatter of daily life, I can't help but be crawled to the back of my ears by sleepy insects.

This is easy to solve.

I pulled out a large gong and slammed it down.

Syllable!

Everything is back to normal.

"Huh? Scattered? Then I'll go back first. Wang Ziyun yawned.

"It's finally time to reveal your work attitude!" I jumped in front of him and said, "The world's major affairs are in your hands, can we people rest assured?" ”

"Oh oh...... Wang Ziyun finally came back to his senses, "Where did you just go?" ”

"When it comes to martial arts masters, they basically don't have to go to the toilet." I said.

"Yes, that's true." Wang Ziyun said, "Regarding this fact, everyone has no objection, right? ”

"No, no." Wan Liang Tong shook his head.

"Right, right." Mr. Lai said.

"Hey, I'm old, if I don't practice a few exercises to drain turbidity and remove pollution, this day will be difficult." Old man Zhang said.

"Strange discussion!" Wan Wuhua suddenly burst out.

"Huh?" Wang Ziyun Qi said, "What kind of accent do you have?" ”

"This ...... It is the vernacular of the realm of all beasts. Wan Wuhua sneered, "What I learned from the master, I accidentally shouted it out - but this is not the point, the point is that even if the martial arts master basically does not need to go to the toilet, it will be on it after all." ”

Ah, if you're not careful, you'll start messing around again...... No, it's shrimp.

(End of chapter)