Chapter 470: The Reincarnation of the Five Grains

"He has a point." After listening to Wan Wuhua's words, Wang Ziyun turned to me. "There is still a problem with your argument."

"That's right." I nodded and said, "No matter how high the martial arts are, as long as you don't become an immortal for a day, these four major things: eating, drinking, and Lazar will always be unavoidable." ”

"It's good to know, open the door to the four ...... It is entirely possible to encounter Foolproof by going to the toilet. Wang Ziyun said, "If you don't have anything else to say, then I will judge that your evidence is invalid." ”

"Ugh." I let out a long sigh, "It seems that in the past two days of living in the Imperial Palace, none of you have ever entered the toilet." ”

The crowd was silent.

Of course, it's not like no one has ever entered, at least there is one.

"Mr. Li." I said, "I want to ask, how many toilets are there in this imperial palace?" ”

"One." Manager Li said with certainty.

"With such a big imperial palace, there is only one toilet?" I asked.

"Isn't it strange, this is the Hanging Imperial Palace! Even if it's not in the air, digging toilet sewers is an extremely difficult job. "Li Zong Pipe," so on the construction drawings of the imperial palace, there were originally several toilets, but they were all deleted and modified, leaving only the current one. ”

"So, I want to confirm with you - where is that toilet in the palace?" I asked.

"East." Li Zong pipe.

"Where's the kitchen?" I'll ask again.

"West." Manager Li said again.

"Where's the guest room?" I continued to ask.

"North...... Face. Manager Li said slowly.

Once again, the crowd fell silent.

"Did you hear that, why did the disease-free brother who set off from the guest room to go to the toilet pass by the kitchen on the way?" I said triumphantly.

"Wait, that's not right." Disease-free road.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"There is indeed a toilet near the kitchen, how can the only toilet be on the east side?" Wan Wuxian frowned.

"The toilet near the kitchen." I raised my eyebrows and said, "You say that, and that's proof — you haven't even been to the toilet!" ”

Wan Wuxi's face changed slightly.

"Come with me, everyone." I turned and walked to the west side of the palace, determined to prove my word with facts.

A moment later, the group came to the kitchen door.

At the end of the corridor connecting the kitchen, a small door can be seen with a sign hanging next to the door, which reads 'The Place of Reincarnation of Grains'.

Faintly, you can smell some pickled smell coming out of it.

"Look, there's a toilet." Wan Wuhua said proudly.

"How happy are you?" I shook my head and said, "Who told you that this 'place of reincarnation of grains' is a toilet?" ”

"It's common sense, I don't think anyone needs to tell me." Wan Wuxian groaned.

"Maybe everyone knows the place of reincarnation of the five grains behind the Sanqing Temple, but it's a pity that this is the Youluo Emperor Palace in the Guwu era." I said, "Some of the words that we are accustomed to today may have completely different meanings in the ancients! ”

"If you say this is not a toilet, then please tell me, what is this place?" Wan Wuhua said angrily.

Yes, the meaning of grain reincarnation, everyone should understand, if this place is not a toilet, what else can it be?

"It's a swill." Manager Li answered this question for me, "The waste generated in the kitchen, leftover meals, and spoiled food will be thrown into this and transported outside for processing, which can be used as fertilizer to grow vegetables, can also be used to feed pigs, and can also be used to make swamp soil......"

"Well, things don't have to go into your stomach to be called reincarnation, right?" I shrugged.

"Even if this is a swill room, not a real toilet, but my second brother doesn't know wow." Wan Wuhua was unconvinced, "He used this place as a toilet, can't he?" ”

"Alas, everyone has to go to the toilet, and the toilet is very difficult." I said to myself, "Since you say so, then we might as well go in and take a look at what kind of situation is going on in this 'place of reincarnation of grains', and can we use this place as a toilet without knowing the truth, as some people say?" ”

"Can you not enter?" Hearing me say that I wanted to go in, Wang Ziyun was the first to frown.

"You're still not a notary?" I asked rhetorically.

"Okay, who's that, help me get half a pound of handkerchief." Wang Ziyun greeted.

After half a stick of incense, Wang Ziyun, who covered his nose and mouth with a thick handkerchief, Luo Ziyan, who covered his face with a scarf, and other people with different expressions, walked into this legendary place of reincarnation of grains under my leadership.

Don't look at the door so small, but the inside is surprisingly spacious.

Not only spacious, but also very clean, very tidy, not at all as filthy and messy as expected.

Rows and rows, half-human-tall vats are neatly arranged, and the mouth of the vats is sealed with an ebony lid wrapped in cotton cloth to prevent odor and dirty water from overflowing.

Those who know say that this is a swill room, but those who don't know think it's some kind of pickle workshop.

"If someone really thinks of this as a toilet, then I'd like to ask - where is the pee? Where is Ra? Did you rinse it afterwards? I said excitedly.

"Lift the lid and ...... inside," Wan Wuhua said stiffly.

"Then you go and uncover it." I crossed my arms.

Wan Wuhua gritted her teeth.

Let the noble Wan Si Gongzi go to uncover the swill tank?

He hesitated, trembled, and struggled.

"Open it, open it, am I still afraid of you......" Wan Wuhua flicked her sleeves and raised her legs to move forward.

"No need." "I'll admit it, I didn't pass by the kitchen to go to the toilet, but what does that prove?" You can't just say that I committed a murder in the kitchen just because I can't sleep in the middle of the night, right? ”

Very good.

Don't look at what he said seems to be very organized, but in fact, once the lie is exposed, the liar will have to cover up and make up for it with more lies, and in the end, his lie will become a leaky and crumbling house, even if it ......

…… Oh yes dividing line...... It's almost written...... The following will be updated in half an hour......

Let the noble Wan Si Gongzi go to uncover the swill tank?

He hesitated, trembled, and struggled.

"Open it, open it, am I still afraid of you......" Wan Wuhua flicked her sleeves and raised her legs to move forward.

"No need." "I'll admit it, I didn't pass by the kitchen to go to the toilet, but what does that prove?" You can't just say that I committed a murder in the kitchen just because I can't sleep in the middle of the night, right? ”

Very good.

Don't look at what he said seems to be very organized, but in fact, once the lie is exposed, the liar will have to cover up and make up for it with more lies, and in the end, his lie will become a leaky and crumbling house, even if it ......

(End of chapter)