“……”

When you see the two big words 'virgin' early in the morning, how will a normal person react?

What would have been the reaction if the two big characters were made up entirely of crumpled and unidentified tissue paper, at least Wood now had the kind of bastard who immediately slaughtered the bastard who put on such a disgusting set.

However......

He clearly remembered that this was the result of his hard work for nearly a night yesterday, and both arms were a little sore.

This makes Wood scold and doesn't know who to scold!

But......

A wry smile appeared on Wood's face, and he actually felt that this seemed wrong.

Although the thinking of the succubus constitution is a little strange, some essential things have not changed; At least he didn't become a beast dominated by ** as he imagined......

And the wise choice and wise judgment at night, even the current Wood can't help but praise it. That remark is so reasonable, the woman herself is the concentration of trouble, if you really touch that woman......

After! Trouble! Not! Poor!

"That's who I am."

Wood nodded smugly.

At that moment, the door of the room was slammed open.

"Wood~~ Wood, I want to sell holy water, 10,000 bottles are fine. After I drank too much yesterday, I accidentally borrowed money to invite all the people in the tavern to dinner, and promised to eat today... Still...... Uh......"

It's not the first time that a mentally retarded person has barged in without knocking. Or that neither Akua nor Megumi have the habit of knocking on the door, but unlike Akuya's intellectual retardation, Megumi has a habit of coming to teach every morning over time......

The shock in Akuya's eyes gradually disappeared, and she kept looking between the paper ball and Wood on the ground without shyness, and finally gave Wood a 'I understand' smile: "It's okay, after all, Wood, you are also at this age, it is normal to have this kind of physiological needs, there is no need to feel embarrassed at all." ”

“……”

Normally, who should be embarrassed?

glared at Akuya angrily, and snorted coldly: "Sure enough, it is worthy of being a goddess who can't distinguish between male and female." ”

Wood really doesn't feel any shame in this kind of thing, it's a normal physiological need anyway...... That's right, normal.

Wood snorted again, raised his left hand and foot at the same time, and walked towards his closet, but with this step, his movements froze......

What does it feel like to be uninhibited?

Akuya's incomparably calm voice followed.

"It's good to have self-confidence, but it's not good to promote yourself in front of the goddess in such a grand way, although I don't care much about it." Akua looked Wood up and down, and said with a smile: "Little Wood is much taller than Wood, you are 1.6 meters tall." ”

“……”

“……”

Embarrassed!

Wood has never been more embarrassed than he is now.

Especially when he met Akuya's indifferent gaze, it made him feel extremely embarrassed that this embarrassment appeared.

After a long silence, Wood saw that Akua showed no signs of leaving, and knew that if he didn't say anything, the shameless retarded would have been standing there watching the excitement.

But what should be said in this situation?

After all, this is no precedent, and when normal women see this scene, they have already run away with expressions such as disgust, confusion and shyness......

But if he didn't say anything, Wood always had the feeling that he was being teased by Akua, even if he knew that the retarded person really didn't care about what he saw, not pretending.

"Well, as you can see, it's ......"

Wood looked at Akua and said with a serious face, "...... Armstrong Gyro accelerates jet Armstrong cannons. ”

“……”

Wood didn't know what he was talking about.

Akuya was stunned by Wood's words, and before she could react, she saw Wood silently turn around and face the two big white butts at her.

"Get out of my room in three seconds, and I'll give you a million."

Akuya was stunned for less than a second, and with a face full of ecstasy, she went to the spot and really got out.

……

"Aha~~"

"What's the matter, Kazuma, didn't you sleep well last night?" Daknis looked at the sleepy-eyed Kazuma Sato and asked with some confusion.

"Only when you can sleep well can you have a ghost."

Kazuma Sato seemed to think of something, and couldn't help but shudder: "First I had an extremely clear nightmare, and then I thought about how terrible a woman is for half a night...... Suddenly feel that it is too terrifying to find a woman to accompany you for a lifetime? ”

Darknes: "!? ”

"Leave him alone, this guy has been talking crazy since early in the morning."

Hui Hui said indifferently: "Winter is almost over, let's wait for the Adventurer's Guild to see if there are any crusade missions, my Burst Soul is already hungry." ”

The corners of Sato Kazuma's mouth moved: "...... Please don't let me hear the word 'hungry and thirsty', which reminds me of a neuropathy with abnormal brain circuits. ”

"Wow, hahaha, one million, one million for nothing."

Akuya's excited shouts stunned everyone, and then they saw a certain goddess rolling down from the second floor.

The corners of Sato Kazuma's eyes twitched, and he looked at Akuya, who patted himself and stood up like no one else, and kept muttering a million in his mouth.

(I can't accept a woman I don't know at all.) ）

This sentence immediately came to Sato and Ma's mind.

Million?

Wood's iron rooster would have given Akua a million, and ......

"Akua... Did you just come out of Wood's room? ”

"That's right."

Akua nodded excitedly: "Lord Wood is so generous, he gave me a million directly, and I must save some flowers this time." ”

“……”

Kazuma Sato looked at Akuya, who was smiling, with a strange expression, and nodded knowingly.

Well.

By all accounts, this mentally retarded person is indeed the least threatening candidate.

Daknis looked at Akua suspiciously, "Why did he give you a million?" ”

"Daknis."

Kazuma Sato frowned at Darknes: "Don't ask about this kind of thing, this is the first time Akua has made a lot of money, we should congratulate her." ”

"I didn't do anything."

Akua waved her hand happily, "If it weren't for the smell in his room, I'd stay a little longer, and I'll definitely get more money." ”

“……”

Don't talk about this kind of thing.

"Huh?"

Megumi got up from the couch, came behind Akuya, reached out and removed a crumpled white object from Akuya's head, and wondered, "What is this?" ”

Akua turned her head and said nonchalantly, "Hurry up and throw it away, that's the most disgusting thing about Wood." ”

"Ahhh~~"

Megumi screamed and threw the paper ball out like an electric shock: "Could it be...... What is the paper to wipe your butt? ”

Kazuma Sato took a broom and swept up the paper balls on the ground.

"In some ways, this one is more disgusting than that, but for you women, you don't need to feel disgusting."

"Wow, you're disgusting." Akuya looked at Kazuma Sato with a look of disdain: "Megumi is only thirteen years old, you will bring her bad like this." ”

Megumi: "??? ”

“…… You're a perverted goddess who is the least qualified to talk about me, right? ”

"Huh? You dead otaku dare to call the goddess of water a perverted goddess, you guy will definitely suffer the damnation. ”

"Hey, hey~~ The goddess of water, who earned a million with her body, is really great."

"That's it! Don't look at who this goddess is. ”

Akuya's face was full of anger, and she said triumphantly: "You can earn a million by rolling down from the stairs, which perfectly reflects how precious the goddess's body is!" ”

"Mm-hmm, I understand...... Huh? ”

Kazuma Sato was stunned for a moment, and looked at Akua suspiciously: "Wait, just rolling down from the stairs?" ”

"Yes, just now I went to Wood, and he said to me, 'Get out of my room in three seconds, I'll give you a million,' and then I rolled down and made a million directly, and I admired my noble status and body."

“……”

No.

From a human standpoint, it might be worth it.

But from the standpoint of the goddess of water, you are too cheap as a god.

"No, the paper ball just now?"

"That." A strange smile appeared on Akuya's face, "I'm telling you, I just went to Wood......"

But before she could finish her sentence, a hand suddenly pressed on Akuya's shoulder.

Akuya's face changed suddenly, not because of the words, but because the palm of the hand on her shoulder gradually began to tighten, making the bones in her shoulder clatter.

"What do you want to say, Lord Akua?"

Wood's gentle voice made Akua shiver, and even if she was slow to react, she could feel that if she said the wrong thing now, it would definitely be a dead end.

"Huh...... Did I say anything? I didn't say anything......"

The corners of Sato Kazuma's mouth moved slightly, and he vaguely understood why Wood would give Akua a million......

And at that moment, he felt Wood's gaze fall on him.

When I looked up, I saw Wood squinting at him with a gentle smile.

"Ahaha, I slept really well last night, I didn't get up at all or anything."

……