Axel isn't so quiet at night.

The freelance profession of the adventurer will do all kinds of commissions in other seasons, but once it is winter, it will start a life of drunken gold; So even in the middle of the night, you can still see drunks walking out of the tavern, or entering the tavern in groups to get drunk.

"Do you know?"

Wood, who had already put away his tail and horns, frowned, it had been almost an hour since they had been out, and it turned out that Kazuma Sato had been taking him from tavern to tavern all the time, as if he was looking for someone.

"Nonsense, I'm not asking."

Sato and Zhen angrily glanced at Wood, I don't know if it's a relationship with similar personalities, he feels that staying with the current Wood is not as restrained as usual.

Although Wood usually looks like a middle school student, he will give people a particularly mature feeling after getting along for a long time, and belongs to the type that can't find a topic even if he wants to talk about something, so Akua can not shy away from talking to Wood...... Although it is basically a one-sided entanglement of Akuya......

As for the other few Woods......

Vampire Wood: He didn't dare to come forward and communicate at all; God Wood didn't bother to communicate with him; Giant Wood had only met once; Although Purple Skin has seen it a few times, every time he appears, his attention is on the dinner table, and he doesn't pay attention to anything he says.

And now this Wood and he can have something in common.

"And it's so late." Sato Kazumako: "It's better to go back now now, and it's easier to find it when you come out early tomorrow morning." ”

"Nope."

Wood shook his head: "Although it is still me who will come out tomorrow, it is not the current me, several of my body ways of thinking are different, I am the only one who will consider saying goodbye to virginity, and the others I am about to become a Buddha, anyway, I don't understand their way of thinking." ”

“……”

Why does that sound so awkward?

The corners of Sato Kazuma's mouth twitched: "Then tomorrow you are trying to figure out a way." ”

"How is it possible, this time, I took advantage of the fact that I didn't pay attention to the others, and I temporarily occupied the dominant position in the temple of thinking."

A flash of determination flashed in Wood's starry eyes: "After tonight, the remaining few thoughts will definitely stare at me, whether we can say goodbye to virginity, this is our last chance." ”

“……”

I don't understand it at all, okay?

The corners of Sato Kazuma's mouth moved, and then he seemed to remember something, and asked, "But are you a succubus now?" ”

"Sort of... But I don't need to rely on the essence of women to survive. Wood didn't hide it, he didn't think it was too surprising for this, although he scolded the system when he had nothing to do, but when the fusion system fused a certain creature with him, it would reduce or erase certain defects as much as possible.

Just like the original fusion of vampires, he will not die without sucking blood, but will be weakened to the point of ordinary people.

And the fusion of succubi gives him the power of a succubus, but it reduces that madness that is loyal to his desires, saving him from becoming a beast chasing the essence of women.

Kazuma Sato glanced at Wood with a strange face, and couldn't help but think of the previous dream again, gritting his teeth and saying, "Definitely don't let me have that dream of becoming a woman again." ”

"Don't worry."

Wood waved his hand: "Just test on you what I can do, I don't want to see such a spicy picture a second time." ”

That's right...... I don't know if it's time to rejoice or to be sad, if that's acceptable, do you want to give it a shot? ”

“……”

Wood glanced at Kazuma Sato rather strangely, and pouted: "No, I can't accept it anyway, and I want physical sensations." Although dreams can simulate sight, hearing, touch, and feeling, they always feel that something is missing. ”

"You guy... What is the level of hunger and thirst? Kazuma Sato said helplessly.

"How can you not be hungry!!"

Wood's eyes widened, and his tone became excited: "I'm not like you, I'm only 16 years old, I'm 28 now, and I can change to become a great magician in two years...... Now that I'm a great magician, I've always avoided women, and if I don't take the initiative, I may not be able to experience what it's like to say goodbye to virginity until I die. ”

“28？”

Sato and Mama looked at Wood a few times with strange eyes, although Wood looked like a young man now, but that immature face gave people the feeling that he was 18 or 9 years old, not at all like a twenty-eight year old.

As for the usual Wood...... said that his father was twenty-eight years old, and Kazuma Sato could barely believe it.

"Huh?"

At this moment, Sato and Mayu glanced at each other, and saw two familiar figures walking out of the tavern in front of them, and their faces couldn't help but be happy.

"Daxter! Chase! ”

Wood followed Kazuma Sato's gaze, and a flash of surprise flashed in his eyes.

Daxter and Chis, although these two people are not familiar with each other, they can often be seen mixed with Sato and Ma, not long ago, the one named Daxter also exchanged squads with Sato Kazuma, although it was only half a day crying and shouting and begging Sato and Shin to change back......

I saw Sato and Shin greet the two, and the three of them began to talk to each other there, and from time to time they looked at Wood with a strange face.

After a while, Kazuma Sato walked back with a frown.

"What's wrong?"

Seeing his reaction, Wood frowned and asked.

"It's a little difficult."

Kazuma Sato: "Listening to Daxter, the town is very strict about this aspect. And since there were succubus-run shops, the few stores of that kind have also closed down; But it's no wonder that the shops run by the succubi are cheap and feel like the real thing, and they can choose any object, even fictional ones, and they are a hundred times better than normal stores in every way. ”

"What then?"

Wood's face was a little anxious, the dominance of the temple of thought could be stripped at any time, he didn't have much time, he couldn't just grab one from the street, right?

Although......

At first, Wood did think so.

But forcing such a thing is just too dangerous......

"But?"

Sato and Mazai laughed: "Dast told me the home address of a woman who used to do this business......"

Wood sneered: "In addition to making you dream, I'm paying you an extra 500,000 Eris!" ”

"Sudden discovery of ......"

Kazuma Sato winked and smiled: "I like you more and more now." ”

……

The two of them didn't talk nonsense, and Kazuma Sato took Wood straight to their destination, and ten minutes later they came to a red-brick independent building.

Do you want to go up?

Although he thought all the way, when he walked to the door, Wood couldn't help but feel a little nervous.

However, thinking that if he missed this time, he might become a 'law god' in another sense, so he resolutely stepped forward and knocked on the door a few times.

"Who, the big night still doesn't let people rest?"

Hearing the voice, Kazuma Sato winked at Wood and hid in the alley.

Not long after, the door opened, and out of it came a mature woman in pajamas, although she was not pretty, but she also had some charm.

"Huh?"

When the woman saw Wood outside, she couldn't help but be stunned, and her sleepy eyes suddenly became energetic.

Grunt –

Her throat rolled, she hurriedly tidied up her messy hair, and said gently, "Hmm... That one...... How can you help? ”

“……”

Don't know why...... Wood only felt the inexplicable awkwardness of the atmosphere, or did he ...... This kind of thing is so embarrassing, it always feels like something is wrong......

After hesitating for a moment, Wood took out a money bag and threw it over: "I need you." ”

The woman was stunned for a moment, took the weight of the money bag, looked at Wood again, and a flower suddenly bloomed on her face.

"It's cold outside, come in quickly."

……

Kazuma Sato looked at Wood, who was dragged into the house, and sighed, "It's good to have money." ”

When will I be able to throw away so much money at once?

And......

Obviously, just relying on his appearance fascinated people, he still spends money!

"What should I do now?"

Kazuma Sato blinked, knowing that before he came out, Wood said that he would be invited to go with him, so he was actually looking forward to the whole journey.

But now......

Kazuma Sato turned his head to look at the building where the lights were out, swallowing slightly, and in just a moment, countless clips of a certain movie that he had read flashed in his mind.

"Ahem..."

Coughing twice in embarrassment, Kazuma Sato threw out the thought of knocking on the door in his mind.

But just then, the door suddenly opened, and some disheveled Wood ran out barefoot with his shoes......

So fast?

Kazuma Sato looked at Wood with a shocked face, from the time he entered the house to the time Wood ran out, it was less than three minutes in between, so it was too fast, right?

However, then he found that Wood's expression was a little strange, as if he was regretting running out, and as if he was afraid of something, and the whole person was in an extremely strange state.

"What's wrong?"

Kazuma Sato walked out of the alley.

"No..."

Wood said with a tangled face: "Sure enough, I can't accept letting a woman I don't know ride on me, although the soul of the succubus is extremely strong, but the body is weak, if she takes advantage of my enjoyment, assassinate me, I don't have time to react." ”

Kazuma Sato's eyes glared: "...... You're sick, why is this associated with assassination? ”

"Isn't that a common setting?"

Wood said with a look of course: "Some female killers specialize in training the skills of assassination in bed, and a man will relax at this moment. Imagine that just as you enjoy that great pleasure, a sharp blade pierces your heart, or suddenly you feel like the sky is spinning and flying at a rapid speed, and you can clearly see your headless body gradually falling, and ......"

"Enough!!" Kazuma Sato interrupted Wood's rambling with black faces.

He had just listened to Wood's story, and as he imagined that kind of image, he shuddered.

If you keep listening......

He may enter sage mode when he thinks of today's conversation in the future.

"It's a money deal, you didn't recruit anyone, you didn't mess with anyone, how could that conspiracy theory happen......"

"That's not going to work, what if you get some kind of disease."

Wood shook his head: "I don't know if she's sick or not, and as soon as she enters the house, she can't wait to push me down and tear my clothes...... That's the kind of thinking that we will die together. ”

"Typical revenge man, why am I infected and sick by your men and want to die, you men are still alive and well, I must infect you one by one and drag you to hell together...... Women are really too vicious!! ”

“…… Push you down just because the way you are now is too seductive for a woman, and obviously your own ideas are too extreme...... What is the image of a woman in your eyes? ”

Sato and Shin are speechless, this thing is inevitably too troublesome.

"What's more, people have stopped doing this business in the past few years, and if they are sick, they will die long ago."

"That's not going to work either!!"

Wood shook his head again: "It is not often in history that there are childhood sweethearts, two little guesses, when the man grows up, the man suffers, and the woman is in the dust." As a result, the man will be blessed if he does not die, and he has obtained super strength and a huge power to return, what if I happen to meet the man coming back after I go in? Or that man doesn't mind all kinds of women, and kills all the men who have touched his own women. ”

"There are also those who avenge their parents, lurk in the red dust looking for opportunities, and are humiliated in every way. In the end, the man who loved her came to pick her up, and for the sake of his woman, he killed all the scumbags, similar to Qin Qiong, and ......"

"That's it!!"

Sato and Shin both lay on a grass, and he began to feel ...... when Wood said It's dangerous to spend money on a woman.

And......

"How much did you make up in your brain in such a short period of time?"

It only takes three minutes from entering the door to coming out, and it takes less than a minute to remove a series of procedures such as the initial politeness, turning off the lights, and taking off shoes...... This bastard has been making up the plot of horror movies for so many years, if in a few minutes, is he going to write a book of 'how dangerous women are'?

"Anyway...... Women you don't know are absolutely not, it's too dangerous. ”

“……”

It's your mind that's at risk, bastard!!

"Why don't you say you're afraid of dying on a woman's belly?"

"It's actually dangerous." Wood nodded approvingly: "Medicine shows ......"

"Brother Wood, I'm really wrong, don't say it, I'm still young......" Kazuma Sato hurriedly interrupted Wood's words, rolled his eyes and said, "So afraid of death, what kind of woman are you looking for." ”

"That's why I'm still single."

"......" Kazuma Sato.

Rebuttal can't... It's obviously very unreasonable, but there is no way to refute it at all, obviously I have a stomach that I want to say, but I don't know what to say when it comes to my mouth.

Kazuma Sato scratched his hair fiercely, only in this way could he vent his feelings like eating, and finally gritted his teeth: "Just say, whether you choose to live a long life or choose to die with peony flowers!" ”

"Do you still have to choose?"

Wood glanced at Kazuma Sato: "Of course it's a long life." ”

Don't hesitate to hey!!

Kazuma Sato looked at Wood with a strange expression: "Are you really a succubus?" ”

"Nonsense, the fact that I can have such a fanatical interest in women is enough to say that I have a succubus physique."

“…… Go home. ”

It's too much trouble, this person is just too troublesome!!

……