Chapter 5: The Temptation of Wetting

"Oh my ass!"

The next day, a new beginning began with Wang Zhe's painful cry.

Because Wang Zhe and Xiao Lori did not find a safe and suitable camping place, Wang Zhe chose the way he first came to this other world and slept in a tree for one night.

Afraid that the little Lori would fall, he didn't lie flat, but held the little Lori in his arms, sat on the branch with his buttocks, and slept with the trunk behind him for one night.

The result is-

The next morning, Wang Zhe, who returned to the ground, rubbed his buttocks with an uncomfortable face, feeling uncomfortable pain all over his body.

The old man is young, I'm afraid he won't get hemorrhoids! Maybe there's a loop! Wang Zhe lamented in his heart.

I touched the head of the little guy who looked confused because he had just woken up, and thought that the hand of holding Luo in his arms felt good, soft, warm, and soft.

The hardships of this night were not in vain.

……

Last night, the little Lori who was held in Wang Zhe's arms quickly fell asleep, children, they are easy to get sleepy when they are full.

And Wang Zhe thought of the sentence "Big brother, you have white hair, look at the white hair, there are several on your head~", it was difficult to sleep, and his thoughts were surging.

It seems that my golden finger is not without a price, I remember that I didn't have a single gray hair before I crossed it.

In just 2 days after the crossing, several gray hairs appeared.

I think of the feeling of dizziness and powerlessness of the lollipop falling from the sky, and the gray hair after the dish.

It is estimated that my golden finger has a safe range, first consuming his own strength, and consuming his life when he crosses the boundary.

To put it simply, strength equals physical strength, and lifespan equals physical fitness. The physical strength can be consumed or recovered, and after the critical point, the physique will be consumed, and the physique will not be recoverable, which is why I will have gray hair.

As for the subsequent manifestation of the Farmer's Three Fists Water, there was no adverse reaction, probably because he was full, unlike the thirsty, tired and hungry when he was lollipop.

It can be known that there are too few conditions, and the information of this golden finger cannot be completely obtained, and it is better not to use this ability without it. Keeping a low profile is the way to survive.

Thinking about it, Wang Zhe also fell asleep.

……

Time comes back to the present

"Brother, I'm hungry and need breakfast. And don't touch my head all the time, it will make people short and bald. ”

Little Lori shook her head and got rid of Wang Zhe's big hand that had been doing evil on her head.

"Okay, okay, I'll do it for you right away."

The two people who came down from the tree, after eating the egg and ham sandwich that Wang Zhegu had revealed, finished tidying up, and decided to move towards the place where the sound of water could be heard.

In the small talk on the road, it happened that Wang Zhe knew about taking the little Lori next to him to call Daji, and during this time, his thinking diverged again.

"Daji, don't run around, come back quickly, the sound of the water is already very close."

"Got it, master."

"Oh my God, look at what you're dirty! I didn't look at it for a while, and I became a little dirty cat."

Wang Zhe helped Daji dust off the leaves, grass roots, and dust stuck to his body, "I really don't know who is the master." The writing master reads as a nanny, hey."

"Hey, hey, hey."

Knowing that he was smirking, Wang Zhe pinched Daji's baby fat face, took his little hand, and continued to walk in the direction of the water with Daji.

……

The stream is trickling, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant.

For Wang Zhe, who has been living in a modern city and grew up with the haze of socialist characteristics, it is simply a fairyland on earth, which is even cooler than inhaling oxygen in an oxygen bar. Standing by the stream, I can't help but revel in it.

"Hey"

With a coquettish cry, a handful of water was splashed on Wang Zhe's face.

"Little one, do you know what the eight honors and eight shames of a maid are! I, Wang Liangchen, will call you a man today! ”

Wang Zhe, whose face was drenched in water, let out an earth-shattering roar, and there seemed to be an angry tic-tac-toe symbol on his forehead.

"Let you laugh, let you splash me with water, let you know the power of the master. Look at me, woohoo"

"Hmph, Daji is not afraid of the master, I am not afraid at all!"

You come and go, and have a lot of fun.

……

"Ahh

"Ahh

Two sneezing sounds, the wet two were a little cold, arms crossed, and their bodies trembled slightly.

Look at each other, confirm the eyes, and shake the pot!

"It's all your fault!" *2

"It's none of my business"*2

The two laughed again, so tacit, happy! Wang Zhe's breath of being out of place with the world has faded a lot, and it is the first time he has been so happy since he crossed over to another world, all thanks to this little cute product!

The two of them picked up dead leaves and dried branches and piled them up.

Long

Wang Zhe threw the sharpened wooden stick in his hand to the ground, went to your mother's drill wood to make fire, and burned Uncle Ben to death, but he didn't even see a little spark.

"Smack!"

Wang Zhe slapped his face gently, and felt that he was pulled down by Daji's little Lori and forgot his golden finger.

Sitting on a big rock and waiting for the fire to be lit, Daji felt a hint of malice and looked around suspiciously.

"Smack!"

This time it wasn't a slap, Wang Zhe turned a 360° body very coolly, and then snapped his fingers, and a lighter appeared in Wang Zhe's raised right hand.

I think that with my ability, going out to perform magic tricks and earning a million a month is not a problem, but if you come to find a way, you can't find a flaw at all, hahahaha, it's.

"There is applause here!"

Wang Zhe kept this poes for a long time, feeling like a stone statue, and the applause was not loud.

A row of crows: "quack" flew over Wang Zhe's head.

MD, mentally retarded. It's empty, pretending to be forced to show anyone, no, there's a Daji!

Wang Zhe glanced at Daji and found that Xiao Lori was holding the big stone with both hands, looking up at the sky, and her little short legs were kicking back and forth.

"Daji, applause!"

"Daji, applause!" It's a little louder.

"Daji, applause!" The sound was loud.

"Oh oh oh okay" QVQ, applause.

MMP, it's really embarrassing, Wang Zhe feels so depressed that he vomits blood.

"Daji, no need to applaud."

"The master is so strange, one time I want Daji to applaud, and another time I want Daji not to applaud, neurotic?" Daji said crookedly.

It's useless to sell cuteness, Wang Zhe gave Daji a "You who shouldn't cooperate with me to perform, turn a blind eye and listen to it." ”

Daji: Emmmmm, with a question mark on her head????? Comics, neuropathy, secondary two diseases???

……

The two sat around the fire, stretching out their hands to roast on the fire.

"Daji, do you know something?" Wang Zhe asked casually, with a little ash on his face when he was blowing fire on the ground.

"Eat, sleep and play!"

"Aside from that, it's not as good as magic like fireball?"

"No!" Daji replied quickly.

It's good that you won't, otherwise wouldn't it be stupid for me to have a lighter, Wang Zhe thought to himself.

"Vindictive?"

"No!"

"Superpowers?"

"No!"

"Mental power?"

"No!"

"This won't be, that won't be, what's the use of you." Wang Zhe scolded with a smile, but found that Daji on the opposite side was in tears, touching her tears with her little hand.

"Master, don't Daji, Daji will learn fire, will learn to cook, will learn a lot of things, beg master, don't drive Daji away, Daji doesn't need lollipops, don't want to be delicious, just let me stay by my side, Daji doesn't want to be alone, every day I wake up and sleep is a lonely forest." The voice was choked.

Wang Zhe's heart twitched, his heart ached, the speaker had no intention of listening, the little guy seemed carefree and free on the surface, but he didn't expect his heart to be full of loneliness.

Hurriedly walked over and touched Daji's little head, Wang Zhe squatted down, took Daji's two little hands that kept touching tears from his face, and held Daji's face to look at himself.

"Little Daji, listen, in this world, I am like a tree without roots, and you are like water without a cause. We are all people who are afraid of loneliness, and only together can we resist the invasion of loneliness. I won't abandon you unless I'm dead! ”

Daji couldn't help nodding, "Mmmmmmmmmm

"Really, why are you crying again. What a crying little ghost. Wang Zhe gently touched the tears on Daji's face, held her in his arms, and rested his chin against Daji's head.

"Oh, my retarded baby." Please associate this expression with the picture.

For a while, Wang Zhe and Daji both silently stopped talking, enjoying this rare warmth, looking at the slowly flowing stream in the forest, and the fish that came out of the water from time to time, and the water droplets reflected a little golden light under the sunlight, like beads made of gold.