It didn't take long

"Daji, I feel wet, it's a little uncomfortable to hold you, no, it's very uncomfortable."

"Master, I also feel very uncomfortable sitting in your arms!"

As she said this, Daji writhed her little ass restlessly, trying to make herself comfortable.

One of the two looked down, and the other looked up, confirming the eyes, and the two were not suitable for quiet beautiful men and cute Lori.

Not at least not for now.

Daji jumped out of Wang Zhe's arms, raised her hand and prepared to take off her clothes, ready to roast them by the fire.

"Wait, wait," Wang Zhe knocked down Daji's little hand that was about to undress himself, "Don't be in a hurry to take off your clothes yet, wait until Lord Ben shows his unparalleled magic powers and conjures clothes for you to replace." ”

……

Wang Zhe's desire to perform is up again, and the officials are optimistic, the villain's hands are empty, and the front and back of the hands are displayed. The villain didn't hide anything on his body, and shook the clothes on his body a few times, and jumped a few times.

Wait a moment

Wow, look at what the villain has in his hand, Wang Zhe turned around 360°, and saw an extra set of cute skirts on his hands.

If you think it's good, if you have money, you will be rewarded, and if you don't have money, you will be given a ticket, and the villain will thank you here!!

"Papapa" I saw Xiao Daji's hands clapping her hands very quickly, applauding wildly!

Wang Zheti looked at you in the past, and finally cooperated with my performance, "No, the clothes are rewarded to you, go to the big tree to change your clothes, and send the wet clothes over, do you know?" ”

"Thank you, master, Da already knows" The little guy jumped up and ran to the big tree to change his clothes.

Really, is it so slow to change clothes? Women have been so troublesome since childhood? Wang Zhe, who was about to bake his clothes after Xiao Daji changed his clothes, shook his feet a little impatiently and thought, "Ah Na", reached out and rubbed his nose, and shouted loudly in the direction of Daji: "Daji, are you still okay?!" ”

"Master, Daji has changed." I saw a cute white princess dress, a big pink bow on her head, and a little cute thing wearing pure white stockings on her legs turned out from behind the big tree and ran towards Wang Zhe up and down.

Wang Zhe felt that his nose was a little itchy, as if there was liquid flowing out, and he wiped off the snot with the back of his hand at will.

"Master, why did you have a nosebleed", Meng Daji ran to Wang Zhe's side and stretched out his hand to hug Wang Zhe's thigh, looking very intimate and dependent, and asked in surprise when she saw Wang Zhe actually have a nosebleed.

"Oh,It's not a snot or a nosebleed.,It's good not to have a cold.,Lori is awesome!" "The Sprinkle family is worth this life, and I have long wanted someone to wear this outfit, it's really cute." Wang Zhe thought in a daze.

"Master, master", Wang Zhe felt that his arm was being shaken, and Xiao Daji saw that the master had not understood him, and he was a little unhappy.

"Ahem" Wang Zhe's old face flushed, "Lord Ben's nosebleed is caused by the dry weather and too much fire, just take off your clothes to dry them and reduce the fire, you can give me your wet clothes too." ”

The stone fire crackled, the orange flame danced in the direction of the wind, and there was a simple drying rack made of tree branches, on which hung a full-grown man's shirt, small briefs with a bear pattern, and tank top-style underwear soaked clothes. There were a large and a small one sitting next to the fire, the big one was a shirtless young man, and the small one was white, only a little Lori with a pink bow ornament on her head.

"Goo-Goo"*2

Wang Zhe and Daji looked at each other while holding their stomachs, and found that they were the same reaction, and at the same time pointed at each other and laughed non-stop.

"Master, Daji's little stomach is hungry and wants to eat lollipops, matcha cakes, braised pork...... Lots and lots of good food."

"Okay, okay, it's coming soon, I'm hungry too, wait a minute." Wang Zhe agreed, just as everyone was hungry, hearing the name of the dish reported by Daji, he felt that his saliva secretion was speeding up, and immediately imagined in his mind that he had eaten lollipops, matcha cakes, braised pork, color, fragrance, and shape, and all aspects of his imagination, lollipops successfully appeared in his hands, and when he thought that the matcha cake was ready to be realized, he only felt a sense of weakness in his body, and his head was slightly tingling.

Wang Zhe was shocked in his heart, the current golden finger is afraid that it has reached the critical point of fatigue value, and if he continues to use it, he may have to overdraw his life.

Peeled off the lollipop in his hand, handed it to Daji, touched Daji's head, and said with a smile: "Little Daji, eat the lollipop first, the master is going to make you a delicious grilled fish." ”

"Uh-huh, delicious grilled fish, delicious grilled fish." Daji raised her hands in high cheers.

Standing in the middle of the stream, the shirtless young man held a harpoon made of a wooden stick, revealing that the human fork was one, and the harpoon seemed to be like an arm, staring intently at the movement below the surface of the water, ready to attack. I saw that the harpoon was between the electric flint and the flint, piercing into the water. Looking at the man's demeanor of forcing the king, he thought that he had been stabbed.

"I'll go, no fork! "Wang Zhe looked at the empty harpoon, very annoyed.

As we all know, elementary school textbooks have learned that light is refracted in the surface of the water, and the position of the image of the object in the water is different from the actual position of the human eye. Wang Zhe also knows this truth very well.

The fish is in this position, presumably the real location is there, I forked, I didn't hit.

I crossed it again, and I missed it again.

I crossed it again, but it didn't hit yet.

……

The harpoon fell as often as rain, but unfortunately there was nothing, and the angry Wang Zhe threw the harpoon and bent down to enter the white fish empty-handed.

What a broken harpoon, it is not an artifact at all, what a human fork is one, and the harpoon seems to exist like an arm.

Big black bears, pandas, etc., in nature, wave the bear's paw to the surface of the water, and a fish is photographed on the shore, very lightweight, easy and freehand. Wang Zhe decided to learn the power of the bear, in order to imitate a little like, and even learned the panda emoji that was widely circulated on the Internet, and sent out the shameful shout that the bear man will never be a slave, fortunately there was no one around, otherwise Wang Zhe would be embarrassed and embarrassed.

Phew, I spit 2 mouthfuls of spit on my hands, of course, it was for show, and I didn't really spit it out. Rub your hands together a few times, ready to start work, and watch me float on the water with iron palms - the king of fish - Meng Qi · D. Wang Zhe's awesomeness.

Fifteen minutes later, Wang Zhe sat panting on the rocks on the shore, his hands behind his back, his head tilted up at the sky, his face covered with sadness. Lao Tzu lives so long that he can't even catch a fish, which comes from the sadness of a dead otaku. It's really useless to be an otaku, unless you're a tech nerd.

In the eyes of Daji's little Lori, the owner has become stupid, first holding a stick, as if there is a deep hatred underwater, crazy forks; Later, he had a psychotic episode, and his hands slapped the water indiscriminately, splashing everywhere; Finally, after a wave of eruptions, he sat weakly on the stone.

Daji jumped down from the stone and ran past Wang Zhe.

"Master, what are you doing?" The tone was full of curiosity

"Fishing"

"Did you catch any delicious fish again?"

Wang Zhe lowered his head decadently, covered his face with his hands, and didn't dare to see anyone.

"No" was a muffled voice

"Master, will we be able to catch fish if we dry the water?"

Fishing methods

In the case of a large amount of water, it can be drained.

Divided into two groups, we walked from the upstream and downstream of a section of the river to the middle, all the frightened fish would run to the middle to hide, we stopped at a suitable position when we closed in the middle, each built a wall with stones, next to the position of the upstream yard wall, the river was rerouted to let the river flow from the other way, and the downstream closely observed the movement of the fish, and used fine small stones to block the cracks in the stones where the fish could escape. When there is no water upstream, and the water is drying up downstream, the fish are exposed.

When Wang Zhe heard Daji's words, he thought of the fishing method above. Picked up Daji and kissed her on the smooth forehead.

"Daji is so clever, let's drain the water in the creek and let the fish in it become our meal."

"Daji, go downstream, go upstream, and drive all the fish into the middle of the stream; As for me, go from upstream to downstream; Am I clear enough? ”

"Got it, master."

"Then let's get moving, go, go, go. Remember to take off your socks and shoes first, don't get wet, the owner doesn't have a second set of dry clothes for you to wear. ”

"Yes." Xiao Daji's voice is crisp and soft, and she never gets tired of hearing it.

After an afternoon of hard work, Wang Zhe and Daji finally caught a lot of fish.

Wang Zhe is cooking fish with a multi-functional saber, and the price of embodiment is another gray hair. First a stone is struck to death, so that the fish does not move, then the scales are hung, the internal organs are removed, the stick is inserted from the mouth of the fish, standing next to the stone fire, and the same is repeated 6 times, and 6 fish are grilled. Grilling fish and drying clothes at the same time kills two birds with one stone.

Xiao Daji turned her back to Wang Zhe, secretly tinkering with something, running from one end of the creek to the other.

"Ahem"

The fish that Daji was holding in his hand fell to the ground, stiffened, and turned his head back a little, only to see Wang Zhe standing behind him after he was busy grilling the fish.

"Lord, Lord, Master, Da, Da, Daji, it's just, thinking, the fish, there are too many catches, as long as we have enough to eat, the rest will die too pitifully, Daji wants to release the fish."

Wang Zhe's eyes flashed with a look of relief, he was really a kind and good boy, and touched Daji's head. "Daji is doing the right thing, people eat fish when they are hungry to survive, and they kill fish instead of eating, in order to satisfy their own evil thoughts, thinking that man is the spirit of all things, and torture and killing other animals, that is worse than beasts, tigers, lions only hunt prey when they are hungry. Da has this heart, and the master is very happy. ”

"Daji, let's release the fish together, but before that, we must leave four fish to be enclosed with stones and raised in the stream, this is our breakfast tomorrow morning."

"Wow, okay, master~~" Daji said with a look of adoration, the master even thought about tomorrow's breakfast, it's so smart!

When all the fish are released and the grilled fish is ready, the grilled fish is golden on the outside, as if it is made of gold, and it is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and you will have an appetite when you look at it.

"With gratitude for all the ingredients in the world, I'm moving" Wang Zhe folded his hands, thanked the grilled fish, and was ready to start.

"Master, why do you say that?"

"Because we eat ingredients to meet our survival needs, they form part of our body, so be grateful."

"Nadaji also wants to say that I am grateful for all the ingredients in the world, and I am moving." Xiao Daji is serious

One person eats very selflessly, the freshly grilled fish is very hot, but I can't stop eating, and I am hungry from morning to night.

"Master, Daji can't eat it anymore." Daji said, holding the third fish she was eating.

"Give it to me, I can't waste it." Wang Zhe took Daji's fish and ate it.

After the meal, the two of them touched their round stomachs and looked satisfied, they didn't expect the grilled fish without any seasonings to be so delicious, and the natural taste of the ingredients was completely adjusted.