Chapter 201: There is a speed called a sloth

The camera gives a close-up.

Suddenly, a big sloth head appeared on the screen, and a big smile gradually cracked at the audience.

Even if it is often seen in "Cute Pet Bumper Cars", now that it is watched so closely, the enthusiasm of the audience is still very high, especially after Zhang Xiaorui came on the stage, the staff raised a shelf and signaled Zhang Xiaorui to put the sloth on it.

I saw Zhang Xiaorui very cooperatively tearing open a small paw of the sloth pulling his collar, letting this claw hook the shelf in mid-air, and then let go and leave, letting the sloth grasp one paw and swing in the air.

"Wow, that's amazing!" Xiao Wu seized the opportunity to exclaim.

The other hosts did the same, looking at the sloth's performance in surprise, wanting to see if it could climb up, but after waiting for a while, Zhang Xiaorui suddenly whispered: "The lightning may take some time, let's go ahead." ”

This reminder, coupled with the way lightning turtle speed was forced, Han Wang suddenly reacted, and said to him: "Hello Xiaorui, hearing you say this, I suddenly remembered a question, as far as I know, lightning is a pygmy three-toed sloth, which belongs to the petite kind of three-toed sloth, and it is said that only Escudo de Belaguas Island in the province of Bocas del Toro in Panama is found in the world, so how did you get acquainted with lightning and come together with such a precious animal?" ”

Hearing the front, Zhang Xiaorui already knew what the question was, and just wanted to answer, but when he heard the last sentence, his old face suddenly turned red.

The OD next to him interjected: "Brother Han has also started to deteriorate, and he actually said ambiguous words. ”

Ambiguous words?

With such a reminder, the audience recalled for a moment, and immediately reacted and burst into laughter.

"Sister Lele, don't be angry, Brother Han must have been damaged by OD." Qian Datou winked at Lele below.

OD: "Don't spew blood, I'll tell you!" ”

Another burst of laughter.

In the midst of laughter, Zhang Xiaorui organized the language, and then said: "Speaking of my encounter with Lightning, it is actually quite interesting, that is when I went to play on the island of Escudo de Belaguas, I followed the guide there to explore in the forest, because it was an adventure, so I didn't bring much food, and after eating, I was assigned the task of fishing, and the result was ...... The fish didn't catch it, but it dropped the lightning! ”

As he spoke, there were some pictures of him on the big screen.

There are several of them, showing him holding a fishing rod and reeling in a line, while a sloth falls out of the water...... Seeing this scene, coupled with his explanation, there was another burst of laughter in the audience.

It's just that the fishing actually caught a sloth.

Some viewers shifted their eyes to the shelf next to it, only to find that the sloth was still slowly climbing up, and the paw that hooked the wooden frame was exerting force, and the small muscles could be seen collapsing, and then gradually bending, pulling the body towards the horizontal wooden frame, but this action was ...... It's still slow.

Come on, lightning, snails are faster than you now!

Next to him, Gu Cang'an watched quietly, but he was also chuckling in his heart, feeling that according to this posture, when Zhang Xiaorui was interviewed, he didn't even need a talent show, and he would find that the lightning was still not afraid.

Fascinated, Gu Cang smiled and stuffed the bear paw into his mouth.

Seeing this, Qin Yiren, who was holding him, gently stretched out his hand and pulled the bear paw out.

"Fault!"

……

“…… When the guide saw that it was a sloth, he was also amazed, so I asked him if the sloth could eat it. They say they can eat it, but even if they can, they won't eat it, because the sloth meat is very poor, fishier than crocodile, smellier than monkey, and more stinky than beef chai. No animal wants to eat it until it starves to death...... I asked again how do you know it's unpalatable...... The guide didn't reply, but a sloth-like smile appeared on his simple face. Zhang Xiaorui said that this passage was so smooth that it seemed to have been memorized for a long time, "Oh, the kind of smile that only we Chinese people can understand." ”

The audience was stunned, and the host was also stunned.

But for just a moment, they all reacted, and then burst into laughter.

A smile that only Chinese people can understand...... Isn't that the smile of a foodie?

Gu Cang on the side stared at this place in a cold sweat, but in his heart, there were 10,000 alpacas whistling by, others didn't know, but he and Qin Yiren knew very well-

Zhang Xiaorui, can you still have a face?

See everyone say that!

Is it really no other language, or do you think it's funny? Or do you just want to ...... Water word count?

Stretching out the bear's arm and slowly reversing it, Gu Cangbi gestured with contempt.

Of course, no matter how he complains here, on the stage, he has achieved a good groove, which is not only a smile that only Chinese people can understand, but also a stalk that only Chinese people can understand.

"And after that? The lightning is still fine, it seems that you haven't eaten, so you brought the lightning back? Qian Datou was quite curious.

"That's not true, after I asked if I could eat it, I put the lightning back into the water, and then continued fishing, and when there was movement, I lifted the fishing rod, and I thought it was very heavy, I should have caught a big fish, and I was very happy, and I took a little effort to lift it, and I looked at it...... Hey, sloths again! ”

"Haha!" The audience burst into laughter.

OD: "It's lightning that has taken a fancy to you!" ”

"He's playing a game with you, or is he taking a fancy to the bait on your hook?" Tian Yuan also asked with a smile.

"Pygmy sloths don't eat meat, they only eat vegetarian food, I thought lightning was playing with us, but in fact, I was a little angry in my heart, we were getting survival supplies, we didn't have time to play with him, so I wanted to put it away this time, and then I went to put it down, but I just walked over." Zhang Xiaorui glanced back at the lightning that had already hooked the horizontal wooden frame with two paws, "but I found that this little guy had big eyes and a smile on his face, and then one paw slowly lifted up and handed me a fish about seven inches, I was stunned, and then I felt ashamed......"

"It's amazing!" Xiao Wu sighed.

The others were also amazed, and then OD grabbed a little and asked, "Xiao Rui saw that the lightning has just been caught with two claws now, how did he catch the fish at such a slow speed?" ”

"It's very simple, there is a kind of speed, we call it sloth speed, which means that it is slower than a snail on land, but it is fast in the water, and most importantly, if it can drive, it will choose drag racing...... Every sloth has a heart for drag racing......"