Chapter 102: The Panda is a Bear, Not a Cat

Zhang Xiaorui's interaction has made a good start to this show, at least look at the reactions of the audience below.

In this process, all that is needed is his language cooperation, coupled with the sloth, a lazy little guy who is extremely cute, and after a whole meal, the lightning can hook the horizontal wooden frame with four paws, although it is slow, but the cameraman is very cooperative to capture the funny places.

The smile of a sloth can make people laugh all day long.

When the sloth's lightning four paws finally grabbed the horizontal wooden frame, the interview with the first pair of guests came to an end, and then the host watched Zhang Xiaorui sit on the side of the seat, but the sloth stayed there all the time - as a mascot.

Han Wang: "I have to say, the encounter between Xiaorui and Lightning can be called a legendary event, have you noticed that after conceiving their encounter in my mind, I suddenly feel that if it is made into a movie, is it also a good idea?" OD, I'm a layman when it comes to movies, what do you think? ”

OD didn't speak after listening, first looked at Han Wang "um......" for a while, then twisted his head to the audience, and "um" again for a while, as a funny person, every move was full of laughter, and the smile on the faces of the audience was almost never broken.

He went on for a long time, and finally said: "Let me look at it from the perspective of an actor who has been working professionally on the street for decades, this story is feasible, but what about it...... The idea is good, but it can't hold up a movie for hundreds of minutes, so you have to cram something into it, such as other animals......"

"Oh? Other animals? Han Wang went down very cooperatively.

Speaking of which, this can be regarded as a tacit understanding formed by good brothers over the years, the previous one is over, and it is definitely necessary to turn to the animals in the back, and with this general direction, the turning point is a good turn.

"Meow woo...... Qian Datou learned to meow, "I think cats are better animals, have a large audience, and are really ...... It's so cute! ”

"Huh? Big head, you're a cat slave! OD blinked, "I think if you have a cat, you will definitely be beaten by a cat like a fat tiger!" ”

Burst...... There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Qian Datou twisted his head: "Hmph, I'm willing!" ”

Han Wang: "Speaking of cats, I remember that there seems to be a cat in "Cute Pet Bumper Cars", do you know what the name is? ”

"I know, I know." Xiao Wu next to him raised his hand.

"Eh, Xiao Wu, you say."

"It's called Cleo...... Pa, Patra, yes, Cleopatra! Xiao Wu said intermittently in Chinese.

"It's a hard name to pronounce." OD sighed.

Pastoral: "I heard that it was the name of Cleopatra......"

"Yes, but it's not just Cleopatra's name, it's a little knowledge." Han Wang began to extend the knowledge with pride, "Cleopatra, is a female name originating in Greek, translated into Chinese, is 'Father's Glory', is the common name of some famous women in the Hellenistic era, mainly concentrated in the Ptolemaic dynasty of ancient Egypt, the most famous of which should be the well-known Cleopatra VII, that is, Cleopatra." ”

"That'...... What was the cat's name Cleopatra for? ”

"It is probably a symbolic meaning, after all, Cleopatra's reputation is resounding, and it may also mean that 'the world's domestic cats are out of Egypt', of course, this is just our speculation." Han Wang said as he spoke, but his two hands were intersected and placed on his abdomen, and the index finger of his left hand stretched out and kept circling in circles.

The cameraman saw this signal and immediately turned the camera to the other side.

Suddenly, the sloth lightning appeared on the screen again, and I saw that this guy didn't know when the two hind legs fell down again, opened slightly, and then a waterline snorted and fell from the air.

This time it was a burst of laughter.

Even OD was smiling, but he still had to talk down: "Listening to Brother Han say this, I think that cat should still have a name, a nickname." ”

"What's it called?"

"It's called Seven." OD clapped his hands, "Look, Cleopatra VII! ”

"Maybe, there really is such a nickname, well, having said so much, compared to everyone already knows who our next guest is, so next, let's invite that little kitten who is a little arrogant and a little greedy!"

Laugh at!

Dry ice fogged, a large amount of smoke sprayed out, and at the same time, the door behind it slowly opened, and a small figure ran out of it, quite fast, and rushed out of the smoke in the blink of an eye, appearing in the eyes of the audience.

Then, the audience looked confused.

Eh......

I saw that what was exposed to the eyes of the audience was not a snow-white Persian cat, but black and white...... Panda.

What's the situation?

Panda...... Is it a cat?

The audience had strange faces, and some even complained secretly: Hey, hey, wake up, you're a bear, not a cat, not a kitten!

But Panda doesn't care about the bewilderment of this group of viewers.

What's more, this was arranged in advance, in order to highlight a certain amount of fun, so Gu Cang followed the script as the script said, when he asked the Persian cat to come to the stage, he rushed up first, and after rushing up, he crawled around the platform, close to the sloth lightning, and immediately smelled a smell of urine, shrugged his nose, and rolled his eyes.

"Uh...... This is, why did Cangcang run out? OD exclaimed, twisting his neck in surprise and mechanically, "Don't tell me, giant pandas are actually felines, I remember my research when I was in middle school......"

"That's right, the giant panda is a bear, not a feline, as for why Cangcang ran out...... You see. Tian Yuan stretched out his hand and pointed at Gu Cang.

So a group of people found that after Gu Cang made a grimace at sticking out his tongue at the sloth, he walked around again, ran to the corner, put his head into a basket of apples, and let the basket hang around his neck, and then-

Pick it up and run.

The fart is upside down, and the little ass is twisted and twisted.

"That's the prop that will be used to arrange the game." Xiao Wu said weakly.

"It seems that the title of gluttony is better given to Cangcang, compared with Cangcang, Persian cats are definitely not foodies." Qian Datou said, rubbing his stomach, "Generally speaking, those with round stomachs are foodies. ”

"Go, don't pull someone into the water!" Han Wang straightened his glasses, coughed dryly and continued, "Okay, let's forget about this little episode of the greedy bear and continue the topic we just talked about...... We have our lovely and charming Persian cat, Cleopatra, and its breeder, Miss Li Li. ”

Laugh at! Crash!

The door opened again, and Li Li, who was holding the Persian cat, walked out.

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