Chapter 11: How Many Years of Sleep......
"Unreasonable, unreasonable, this is unreasonable!!"
Yato tugged at his hair fiercely and looked at Wood beside him with a dull expression: "In other words, that sleeping god is dead, and then you will become the new sleeping god?" How is this possible!! ”
"How do I know ......?"
Wood waved his hand lazily, and even his voice had a hint of laziness, and he spoke very slowly, or leisurely.
I really want to sleep~~
"What the hell are you?"
Yato looked at Wood with a dull expression: "It's a human, and you can become a vampire, you can turn into an artifact, and now you have even become a god, what else can you become?" No, are you really a creature? ”
Wood squinted his eyes and shook in place: "You can also become a strong man of one meter and nine." ”
“…… Don't make a fuss, I'm really curious about your race. The corners of Yato's mouth twitched.
Don't believe it?
Wood didn't bother to explain, probably because of the god of sleep, once he switched to the body of the gods, Wood didn't want to do anything, just find a place to lie on his stomach and sleep for a few years......
"This is unreasonable, it is so unreasonable, how can you become a god as a living being."
"Huh?"
Wood let out a sudden yell, followed by a groan of pain.
"Hiss~~"
Wood bared his teeth at the construction worker who stepped on his back.
"Huh?"
The construction worker stopped, and looked at Wood's place in some inexplicable form.
"What's wrong?"
"I just stepped on something, soft and like a human."
Hearing this, the other person glanced at Wood's place a few times with some confusion, and then shook his head: "Probably your delusion, let's hurry up and go to work, what we built this time is a sleeping shrine, and it's not good to anger the gods." ”
The man nodded when he heard this: "What kind of god is the god of sleep?" How I haven't heard of it before. ”
The person who spoke before frowned: "Don't talk nonsense in this kind of place, can you still know all the eight million gods?" ”
"Yes!"
Watching the two go all the way away, the corners of Yadou's mouth moved slightly, judging from the reactions of the two, Wood in this state has indeed become a god between this shore and the other shore.
But......
The corners of Yato's mouth twitched, and he looked at Wood, who was lying next to the torii gate, curled up in a ball: "...... What are you doing here? ”
"It's tiring to stand."
"......" Yato.
This ...... There's something wrong with your spirit, right?
Every time I change my form, I feel like a completely different person, and how lazy is it to lie still and let it trample on it when I know that there is someone......
Even if it's a nameless little god, this product has lowered the lower limit of the gods, right?
Well?
Wait a minute!
Yato's pupils shrank, and he suddenly remembered the conversation between the two of them just now.
Sleeping shrine?
Yato looked at Wood, who was lying on the ground, he was the god of sleep.
Sleeping shrine?
This thing is the god of sleep...... Sleeping shrine ...... Sleeping God...... Sleeping God......
"!!"
Yato jumped up and looked at Wood with a shocked expression, reacting even more than when he learned that Wood had become a god: "This can't be your shrine." ”
Wood crawled and dragged two bricks under his head, lying on his side and watching Yato nod lazily.
"Well, I bought the mountain."
"......" Yato instantly froze in place,
Wood closed his eyes and muttered with a look of enjoyment: "Originally, I was going to buy only the land on the top of the mountain to build a shrine, but as soon as they heard that I was going to build a shrine, they directly sold this mountain to me for 60 million, saying that when they built the approach, the surrounding deep forest happened to be used as a ginseng forest." ”
Buy a hill for 60 million?
Yato was stunned.
Immediately afterward, his fragile heart was completely destroyed by Wood's next more ferocious and brutal words.
"I gave the remaining 60 million to the construction company, and they heard that the shrine was going to be built, and they said that they wanted to help me build it according to the size of the shrine, and that the shrine was not a complex building, so the construction speed was very fast, and the main hall could be completed the day after tomorrow, and the remaining halls could be completed in two weeks."
“……”
Yadou's face darkened, the dream he had worked hard for hundreds of years was so simple?
What are you kidding, this bastard actually built a shrine just after becoming a god.
"The main thing is that I don't have any money, otherwise I will buy the surrounding streets together, and it will be convenient to hold a god market at that time."
Whew!
Yato almost fainted, his hands couldn't help but tremble, and he silently turned around and began to draw circles on the ground.
"What are you doing?"
Yato turned his head, his bloodshot eyes, and glared at Wood viciously: "In the name of Yatoi, I will curse you, the evil capitalism." ”
"That's 120 million!!"
Yadou grabbed his hair fiercely: "I take over a job, and it's only 5 yuan for the offering, even if I have two jobs a day in the future, I earn 10 yuan." I also want 12 million days...... 32,000 years later...... It was possible to build a shrine of the same size.
Yato suddenly felt that he might as well die like this......
Capitalism of all evils!!
"Tsk, you're so good at arithmetic." Wood looked impressed.
"Just kidding, how many years do you think I've been a god?" Yato said triumphantly.
"And then ......"
Wood opened his eyes and looked Yato up and down, "Mixed up like this?" ”
“……”
Yato's whole person fell directly into a gray state.
"Yato, you come and carry me up to have a look." Wood glanced up at the long staircase above, and a solemnity appeared in his eyes: "This staircase is really terrifying, you will probably be tired to death if you climb it." ”
Yato looked up at the steps above his head, which were more than a hundred meters away, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly: "You're actually a lazy god, right?" And you can't go back to normal, can't you? ”
"No, as long as I walk through the torii, I can only use the body of a god in the shrine."
Wood tilted his head slightly and looked at the construction team on the mountain: "And even if I change my body, such a high step is a great challenge for me." ”
Weave!
Why don't you make it up.
Yato rolled his eyes, not to mention anything else, after these days of getting along, he knew the strength of the Blood Clan, and it might not take him 1 second to climb up this kind of hill.
Wood is actually quite helpless, he knows what he should do in his heart, but when it comes to action......
Well, it's all home anyway, and it's lying down when it's going up, and it's lying down here!
And I'm a sleeping god, why don't I sleep?
Although the problem of the soul has not been completely solved, now with the nourishment of the divine body, Wood can feel that his soul is strengthening little by little, albeit very slowly, but it also makes the decay of Wood's soul stop.
As long as you don't move the giant's body, it can basically be said that the self-explosion crisis has been lifted.
And as the number of believers increases, the divine power of the body of the gods will also become stronger and stronger.
The soul is linked to divine power, as long as the divine power is strong, one's soul will naturally be strong.
It's just that it's more difficult to develop believers.
The position that Wood, the god of sleep, is in itself rather awkward, and it can even be said that he is the same as Yato, a nameless wild god.
Normally, sleep occupies half of the human time, and the believers in this divine position should be extremely wide, but ...... There is already a moon god in front of him, one of the three great gods.
It can also be called the moon reading god, who is in charge of the night, whether it is sleeping, dreaming, night safety, or even eating, drinking, and sleeping at night. Or one of the oldest gods.
Wood, the sleeping god who can only play a calming role, has no way to compare with others.
And strictly speaking, the attribute of the god of sleep itself is not to sleep, but to calm the nerves.
His deity was born from the midst of war and turmoil, and he was born because there was a village that used it as a place of sustenance and a haven to hide from unrest.
There's nothing wrong with calling it the god of sleeping pills.
It was not for nothing that Wood would become the god of sleep, because even in times of peace, he was in a state of uneasiness every day, and his physiognomy could be said to be highly compatible......
"Hmm~ Urgent ......"
Wood frowned and nodded in annoyance.
"Sure enough, let's sleep for a few years first."
"Hey !!"
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