"Big Black, look, Little Wood has really become a god."

In a faint moment, Wood faintly heard a delicate female voice speaking: "And just like Mayoto said, even the shrine has been built." ”

Wood, who was lying in the deep forest on the left at the top of the stone steps, opened his eyes in a daze, he slept here last night, and since he had his own shrine, he didn't want to go to other people's houses anymore.

And here he can also be in charge of overseeing the work, so that these guys who build the shrine don't cut corners.

Of course......

The most fundamental reason is that Wood is too lazy to move.

How did she get here?

When he saw the man who spoke, the corners of Wood's eyes twitched slightly.

The person who came was a pink-haired girl who looked about the age of a high school student, wearing a short skirt that looked like a high school student's school uniform.

Beside the girl, there was a man with a fierce face, close to a height of 1.9 meters, his face was ordinary, but the unintentional expression was extremely vicious.

"Little Wood, we're visiting you."

The corners of Wood's mouth, lying under the tree, moved slightly, and for some reason he suddenly had a very bad premonition.

There is no doubt that the only two people who can see the body of the gods are gods and artifacts except for demons.

The pink-haired girl is the god, and the fierce-looking man is the girl's artifact.

Both of them can be said to be one of Yato's few friends, so Wood is no stranger to the two, but ...... He has always stayed away from this pink-haired girl......

Although she is Yato's friend, the pink-haired girl is not a nameless god. It can even be said that on the contrary, this girl is an extremely famous god, but there are almost no believers.

And the reason for this phenomenon is because of the ...... of the gods

Poor God!

Also known as the Calamity, it belongs to the kind of bad luck that can bring bad luck when you go there, although the aura of bad luck has no effect on the gods, but because its artifact has the terrifying ability to open the 'wind cave', it is in the circle of the gods...... It is also the existence of God seeing God and hiding.

The so-called 'Wind Cave' is a place where a large number of demons appear, a large cave connecting the Yellow Spring and the human world, randomly appearing in any place, and this extremely cute looking girl can use the artifact to forcibly open the Wind Cave.

For Wood, who was born a demon attraction, it was natural to hide as far as he could.

After all, this thing is not very easy to use, maybe when he makes a mistake, he will use the artifact to take it, and the most vivid memory for Wood is that a week ago, this thing was actually frightened by a cockroach and summoned the artifact to shoot.

As a result, Wood was chased by hundreds of demons all the way to Tenma Shrine, and since then...... Wood has always taken a detour to this great god.

But within the shrine area, there shouldn't be any problems, right?

Wood waved lazily, not at all getting up to greet him.

"This guy is really rude, my goddess came to visit in person, and he didn't even come to greet him." The big black face glared at Wood viciously.

Wood turned around directly, and then went to sleep, causing a few bruises to suddenly erupt on the big black forehead.

"Hey, that's amazing!!"

As he spoke, the two of them had already walked up the steps, looking at the huge main hall that had been framed, and Ebisu Kofuku's eyes lit up: "Little Wood is really rich, and he actually built such a big shrine." ”

Ebisu Xiaofu, this is the name of the pink-haired girl, but don't be deceived by the word 'Ebisu', because this is just a stage name for work, and the name of the God of Wealth is fraudulently used!

After all, if you use the real name of the poor god, you won't be able to get a job at all......

Daikoku looked at Wood sleeping in the forest next to him a little strangely, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he really didn't believe what Yato said, this human imp who tried to become a god in vain actually became a god.

"Wood, hurry up, there's a new job."

Yato's figure suddenly appeared in mid-air, and as soon as he appeared, he shouted with joy on his face, "There's a cat called 'Your Highness' that has been lost, let's go look for it together...... Hey, Xiaofu, Dahei, why are you here? ”

The last sentence was said to Xiaofu and the two, and when they saw the two, Yato's face suddenly became extremely weird.

Click!

At this moment, a very sudden crisp sound sounded in the construction site, followed by a loud noise.

"Hurry up and get out of the way, the base frame screws of the tower crane are loose!!"

“……”

Wood, who had his back to Xiaofu, turned around, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

Yato is definitely jealous.

Paralyzed, you are so ruthless that you actually called the poor god to the shrine that I haven't finished building.

However, this product is inevitably too unlucky, it's just a few seconds, and the tower crane base frame that has been no problem is loose, if it has nothing to do with Xiaofu, the poor god, who believes it!!

"Eh, Miss Xiaofu, when did you come?"

Woodskin said hello with a smile, got up from the ground with great difficulty, and said with a wry smile: "My temple here is small, and I can't accommodate your great god, Miss Xiaofu should go back first, and I will definitely visit another day." ”

"Oh, little Wood doesn't need to be so polite to me, we're not friends, you move to a new house, of course you have to come and see if you're friends." Xiaofu smiled embarrassedly, completely ignoring the obvious meaning of Wood's words.

Who is your friend!!

The corners of Wood's mouth twitched, and he tried to get up and kick the thing out, but he didn't bother to move, and finally glared viciously at Yato who was snickering next to him.

"Get out, you don't need an artifact to find a cat or anything, you can find it yourself!!"

Daikoku glanced at Yato: "That woman called Accompani, finally can't stand your resignation in this waste tracksuit?" ”

“……”

The corners of Yadou's mouth twitched, why did he know that he hadn't told these two people.

"Ahh

However, after a few words, smoke suddenly rose from the construction site.

What the hell am I ......

Wood really couldn't sit still this time, is this the rhythm of setting fire to the mountain?

But he couldn't scold yet, after all, they were standing here on the steps, and they didn't go forward at all......

Seeing Wood glaring at him, Da Hei silently lit a cigarette and said, "Coincidence." ”

"Who believes, how can it be such a coincidence, you two don't come to the tower crane and the base frame is not loose, and the roasted wood is not on fire; You stood for less than two minutes, and this coincidence came all? ”

Xiaofu smiled very reservedly, but this smile, there was an accident on the construction site again......

This time it's even more outrageous.,It's said that it's a small-scale strong earthquake in the main hall that has just erected the frame.,The frame of the main hall collapsed!!

Wood is stupid, the earthquake is out?

"Puff ha......"

Yato's burst of laughter came, and it was obvious that the goods were running to see the excitement by finding a job.

Wood got up from where he had been lying all night, trotted all the way to Xiaofu, and then, without saying a word, ran down the hill with the poor god in his arms.

"Bastard, what are you going to do to my goddess!!"

"You two get out of here!"

Wood didn't look back and scolded, he couldn't lie down if he was lazy, this shrine was about his own life, and if he let this thing stay, maybe the mountain would collapse in a while.

……

At noon, even in winter, the sun hanging high brings a touch of warmth to the world, and the dazzling sunlight makes people clear.

In this situation, the gray-haired Wood was on crutches and moved forward at a speed of one meter a minute.

This damn sunshine.

But you can't give up yet.

There is hope.

There are still five meters to go, and you will be able to reach the paradise of your dreams, the place where the gods belong!!

Although he was physically and mentally exhausted, and even his soul was constantly crying out, Wood's face was full of determination.

Something five meters away is the oasis in the desert, which can relieve the fatigue of running along the way.

“……”

Yato looked at Wood, who was like an old man, moving towards the bench in the shadows step by step, and the corners of his eyes twitched, how fast did this thing just throw Xiaofu off the mountain?

"Why don't you just turn back into a human?"

"I'm too lazy to change, and if I change, I will change back when I enter the shrine, so I can't go back at all." Wood replied weakly, but his eyes were staring straight at the bench in front of him, there were still two meters away!!

“……”

The corners of Yato's mouth twitched.

After a difficult journey, Wood finally lay down in his chair safely, gasping for breath as if he had walked for days and nights.

But......

Yato glanced back at the hill behind him, this place was just ten meters away from the torii gate, compared to a hundred meters of steps, did he not hesitate to choose a chair ten meters away?

"Go find the cat, and then remember to come back and carry me back to the mountain."

“……”

This ......

What a hassle!!

The dignified gods can be lazy to this extent, and it can also be said that there is no one who has never been seen before or since, at least among the eight million gods of Gao Tianyuan, there is absolutely no god who is lazier than this.

Yato originally wanted to move the goods back to the mountain and continue to look for the cat named 'His Highness', but when he walked to the bench, he found that Wood had fallen asleep on the chair after such a while.

This state of being able to fall asleep while lying down is worthy of the name of the god of sleep!

Yato looked back at the torii gate at the foot of the mountain, although it was not part of the shrine, but the demons did not approach the area near the shrine, so it didn't matter if Wood was lying here to sleep.

Thinking of this, he didn't bother to wake up Wood again and embarked on a journey to find the cat!

……

"Your Highness... Your Highness......"

In the center of the city, Yato screams loudly in the streets with a cat-finding revelation, but his face is crying without tears.

The said gods are very weak because of their existence, so it is difficult for ordinary humans to see them, as if they are integrated with the background, but ......

Yato had to admit that in such a crowded place, it was too shameful to shout His Highness-sama himself, even knowing that these humans could not see him.

The stinky little ghost actually entrusted the dignified Night Fight God to find a cat.

However, the money has already been received, and he has to continue to look for it even for a few days and nights.

"Your Highness... Your Highness......"

But Yato didn't notice that not far in front of him, three girls dressed as high school students gathered together to watch the cat-hunting revelation posted on the help wall.

"Your Highness? What's this weird name? The black-haired girl with glasses said with some amusement.

The flaxen-haired female high school student pouted: "You're embarrassed to talk about others, don't you also give your dog a strange name." It's the name of the captain of Zenis. ”

"It's not a strange name, Shiina-kun is my destiny!"

"I really like the night walk of the hundred ghosts."

"Zenis is a gods!"

"The Hundred Ghosts Night Walk is the Divine Troupe."

“……”

Listening to the argument of the two female high school students, Yato, who walked by from the side, couldn't help but pout, what a bullshit god group, the real god is obviously here.

"Your Highness... Your Highness......"

"Huh?"

The only black-haired girl who didn't interject turned around a little puzzled and looked at Yato's location, which happened to collide with Yato's gaze.

Yato frowned and hurriedly turned his head.

Cut, but in such a humiliating time, I made eye contact with people.

Yato didn't think that the other party saw him, and he thought that the meeting just now was just a coincidence, and at this moment, in the middle of the road, a yellow and white kitten came into Yato's eyes.

Is that......

Your Highness!!

Yato's eyes lit up, and he ran directly over the sidewalk hurdle towards the kitten in the middle of the road.

Although he rushed out in a hurry, Yato still noticed the vehicles rushing on the other side of the road, but he didn't care, as long as he jumped up the moment he grabbed the kitten, he could easily dodge the past.

But......

Just when Yato reached out to grab the kitten, a sudden mutation occurred, and a soft body behind him suddenly collided, knocking Yato, who was short to catch the cat, into a stumbling and falling down directly.

With a sudden braking, the truck stopped in the middle of the road, and a scream echoed all around, and a large crowd gathered.

"Meow!"

The kitten was so frightened that he jumped up directly and ran out into the distance, but Yato didn't chase it, but looked at the female high school student in front of him who had just looked at him.

However, his main attention is on the girl's ass...... on that tail.

Lifeline?

The girl had a look on her face that had survived the catastrophe, and looked at the stunned Yato and roared: "Don't you know how dangerous it is to rush out suddenly? What to do if you die? ”

Yato was directly stunned by what the girl said, and subconsciously pointed to the middle of the road: "Compared to this, you ......"

The girl looked in the direction Yato was pointing, only to find her other self lying in the middle of the road.

"Huh?"

"You're out of your body!"

Yato shook his head, and glanced at the girl a little strangely, he seems to have a lot of fate with these special humans recently, first he met a Wood who could see him, and now he met a girl who could see him.

"How ......"

The girl looked panicked, and just as she was about to speak, she was directly lifted up by Yato, and then she flew towards the other her in the middle of the road.

Yato clapped his hands as he watched the girl being lifted into the ambulance.

The truck didn't hit her just now, so it shouldn't be a big deal, but it's better to follow and have a look, after all, the other party also had an accident because of himself!

……

Wood opened his eyes and glanced at the pitch black night.

"Haven't you found it yet?"

Then he rolled over and fell asleep again.

……