Chapter 2 Group CP? My profession is to dismantle CP
After deciding to hold a two-dimensional exchange activity on the side of the Cultural Square, Lin Dong began to get busy, setting a publicity strategy with the advertising company on the one hand, and on the other hand, he began to be busy with filing, trial, and declaration of the program.
Although he is busy, he delivers breakfast and stews pears on time every morning, which Lin Dong will never forget.
"Why do you only give me one person to stew pears every day, and not to that Suyu?"
When Lin Dong sent the pear over again in the early morning, he was turned over from the bed by the two ceremonies and pressed directly on the bed, and his little face came to Lin Dong's eyes, looked at Lin Dong, and asked.
"Because you're different."
Lin Dong tried to reach out and put it on the waist of the two ceremonies.
This time, the two ceremonies did not resist, and let Lin Dong's hand be placed on her body.
"What's different?"
The two ceremonies leaned their faces back in front of Lin Dong's eyes.
"It's not the same in my heart."
Lin Dong stretched out his hand, put it on his waist, and finally gently wrapped his arms around the neck of the two ceremonies, and said, "You are my treasure." ”
"Phew!"
The two ceremonies stood up and were quite disdainful of what Lin Dong said.
Lin Dong hurriedly sat up and said good words to the two ceremonies, the two ceremonies took the initiative to talk to Lin Dong, their attitudes had softened, and when they heard what Lin Dong said, although they didn't admit it on their lips, they were very useful in their hearts.
Coaxing the two ceremonies, Lin Dong felt that this "Healing Jealousy Soup" was really effective.
Although Lin Dong knew that it was not credible, he still insisted on sending this rock sugar pear to the two ceremonies every day, and after eating it for so many days, the two ceremonies began to face Lin Dong.
"I've been holding a two-dimensional cultural exchange event recently, and this afternoon to evening is the first one, and then it lasts for three days, so let's go around with me."
Lin Dong took the hands of the two ceremonies and said.
There are 500,000 arrears, and Lin Dong must make some big moves to replenish the arrears, otherwise the system will not be able to start, and Lin Dong can only spend it here.
In his spare time these days, Lin Dong also read the "Book of Heaven", and studied the Qimen Dunjia handed down by the Nine Heavens Xuannu, which can only be said to be a difficult and obscure knowledge, even if Lin Dong became the head of Qionghua, read Qionghua, Shushan, and various secret classics in the world, and studied the Book of Changes and gossip, but really saw the various "bureaus" recorded in this number of days, or Lin Dong was confused.
For this reason, Lin Dong also consulted many experts, but this expert's research in this area is far inferior to Lin Dong.
Now Lin Dong is holding this "Book of Heaven", just to go to a world of cultivating immortals next, study the things in the book of heaven, and enter the higher levels of the world of cultivating immortals.
The two ceremonies nodded slightly and agreed to Lin Dong's invitation.
The cultural plaza here has done preliminary work, the expected flow of people and the surrounding repercussions, the police are also equipped with police to maintain order, and traffic police are dealing with the traffic congestion caused by excessive crowds.
The two ceremonies wore kimonos and followed Lin Dong to the side of the venue, and then entered the dimensional shop first.
Today's Wang Zhaojun is wearing a phoenix Yu Fei.
Today's Suyu is wearing the costume of Qionghua's female disciple.
And the two ceremonies, also wore a kimono with a red jacket over it.
After all, it's a cosplay session, and even if the three of them are wearing the original costumes, there will be no sense of disobedience in such a venue, and it will also give people a feeling of jumping into the third dimension.
As for Lin Dong, there was no cosplay.
The time is Friday, the three days of the exhibition are arranged on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, the cultural square is already very lively, and the students in the nearby universities who are interested in participating in the event are gradually gathering at the venue, and when the cosplay exhibition begins, the flow of people here has become crowded, and there are young faces as far as the eye can see.
Among these young faces, there are those who have bought clothes here in the dimensional store, and now they are all boldly wearing them and walking calmly on this cultural square.
They are all like-minded people, and the eyes they receive here are all enviable.
On the stage built in the center of the square, there is a coser invited by Lin Dong to perform a program there, cosplay the characters in the anime, in the interpretation of the original anime plot, or imitate the actions of the characters in it, in the process of saying two sentences of the character and derived from the stalk, so that the audience can smile.
Some people who came here with their girlfriends also told their girlfriends about the plots, characters, and characters of the anime, which can be regarded as bringing their girlfriends into the door.
There was a circle of people outside the door of the dimensional store, and the flow of people inside also became crowded, and the students who participated in the exhibition here held their mobile phones and took pictures of Wang Zhaojun, the two ceremonies, and Shuyu.
What is called conscience cosplay, they feel that when they see Wang Zhaojun, the two ceremonies and the jade, they finally see the conscience coser.
Whether it's the characters' costumes, actions, or temperament, they are almost exactly the same as in the anime and the game, just looking at their faces, there is a real feeling of breaking through the dimensional wall.
There is no excessive makeup, and there is no excessive retouching, it is this original face and temperament that makes people who come here feel like they have been beaten with chicken blood.
Wang Zhaojun...... Calling for you! ”
"Two ceremonies, these are really two ceremonies, you look at the appearance, manners, temperament, and even the voice is very similar to Sakamoto Maaya!"
The students taking pictures next to them have discussed, like the coser in the Lin Dong store, it is completely a top-level coser, and no well-known coser in the industry can compare with them, after all, the coser is always a coser, and they really jumped out of the second dimension.
Compared with Wang Zhaojun and the two ceremonies, Shuyu's popularity is obviously lower, after all, Yun Tianhe's mother's identity does not have much impact, if Liu Mengli and Han Lingsha, the heroines of Fairy Sword IV, appear here, the scene may be more popular.
Lin Dong maintained order in the Yuan Xiaodian this time, and the police maintained order at the scene outside, and this is the top priority for Lin Dong, so he naturally has to maintain order here and sell things in person.
"Store manager, do you sell any clothes from Kuroki here? I want to buy a set and take a photo with two ceremonies! ”
The thin young man with glasses asked Lin Dong.
There are two ceremonies with such a peugeot, so he can't help but want to cosplay, change into the appearance of Kurokuri, and the two ceremonies group CP.
Lin Dong, who was laughing, stopped laughing.
Who is the official partner of the two ceremonies in the anime? Naturally, it's Heitong Ganya.,One is a tsundere girl.,The other is waiting for an inseparable one.,Although there are many girls around.,But people always love one of the two ceremonies.,In the end, the two ceremonies were completely moved.,The two form a family.,There's a lovely child.。
Now Lin Dong intervened horizontally and took away the two ceremonies, but as soon as there were many girls around him, Lin Dong developed Ma Xiaoling and Shuyu......
It's completely incomparable to other people's good men, and now that Heitong is mentioned, Lin is empty-hearted.
"That's right, store manager, bring me a set of Li Bai's phoenix, and I'll take a group photo with Miss Zhaojun."
"Bring me a set of Xuanxiao's clothes, and I'll take a photo with Miss Shuyu."
"Shuyu's cp should obviously be Yun Tianqing."
"Is it good for Yun Tianqing to intervene? Suyu's favorite thing is Xuanxiao, so much so that when he dies, he has to keep the spiritual light algae jade by his side. ”
MMP!
Lin Dong has a lot of dirty words to say.
Group your sister's CP, this is my wife! I work full-time to dismantle CP!
"Manager, why are you stunned? Get the goods. ”
The thin young man wearing glasses urged Lin Dong to take out the clothes so that they could wear clothes and take a group photo with the two ceremonies, Wang Zhaojun and Shuyu Group CP.
Everything sold is money, and the net profit can be converted into the origin point, but the price paid is to let the wife and the person form a CP.
How to choose?
Lin Dong already had a choice in his heart.
"Is it okay for the group CP to explode on the spot first!"
Lin Dong chose to be straight and said, "You have exploded into a firework, and then let us light up the spark of sacrifice." ”
“……”
The scene was shocked.
What's the situation? What is the situation? Crazy shopkeepers?
Wang Zhaojun, who was behind the cashier counter in the store, Shuyu, and the two ceremonies were also blinded, but he never expected that Lin Dong would suddenly lose his mind and say such a thing on such an occasion.
The CPs of the happiest groups are also stunned and at a loss, not understanding what's going on.
"How much are you going to spend on me? How much money to spend determines my attitude towards you! ”
Lin Dong shouted again.
“……”
The atmosphere in the store was completely solidified, and everyone present looked at Lin Dong quietly.
A long time ago, when Wang Zhaojun didn't come to this store, the service attitude was so bad, and after Wang Zhaojun came, business improved, but I didn't expect that the cow dung boss was still dead...... I will definitely not support this business in the future.
"What's wrong?"
Lin Dong smiled, patted the little brother with glasses, and said: "You still say that you are an insider, but you don't even know Miss Li from the Seine, is it that I don't wear women's clothes, so you don't know that I am cosplaying Miss Li?" ”
"Oh......"
One of the students present paused for a moment and said, "I know this so well." ”
"That's what Miss Lee of the Seine said."
"It turns out that the owner of this shop is playing with memes!"
"Boss, you scared me, I have to apologize!"
"You're the worst cosplay, put on a woman's costume and apologize!"
"Boss, it's embarrassing if you don't agree with you, but it makes our hearts tremble."
"Women's clothing!"
"Women's clothing!"
"Women's apologies!"
The original rigid atmosphere gradually dissolved, Lin Dong adjusted the atmosphere again, and coaxed the atmosphere to the original heat, and originally wanted to help sell clothes here, but the two ceremonies grabbed Lin Dong's arm and took Lin Dong away from the scene, preventing him from continuing to do extraordinary operations here.