Chapter 1 Mr. Cow Dung Lin Dong

Early in the morning, get up.

After Lin Dong finished washing, he ran to the nearby market to buy breakfast, bought a few pears by the way, and sent the breakfast to Shuyu who was exercising in the morning one by one, and slept at the head of the bed of the two ceremonies, and then began to peel the pear, cut it into pieces, a pear, water for three nights, a little tangerine peel, two coins of rock sugar, boil and stew out of the pot, and then put it at the bedside of the two ceremonies.

After coming to the earth, Shuyu quickly accepted everything about Lin Dong, and for the extra sister, Shuyu also reciprocated kindness, after all, Shuyu was born in ancient China and was persecuted by female virtues, and Lin Dong's three wives and four concubines were still acceptable.

But the two ceremonies won't work, Ma Xiaoling wanted her to draw a knife last time, and now she finally reunited, and Lin Dong brought her another one.

Isn't this death?

"Alas......"

Out of the room of the two ceremonies, Lin Dong began a daily sigh.

The system owes 530,000 yuan, and after returning here, Wang Zhaojun recorded a net profit of 30,000 yuan during this time, and after the system collected it, Lin Dong still owed 500,000 yuan.

Without 500,000, Lin Dong can't continue to open the system, nor can he continue to travel through time and space, as soon as he thought of this, Lin Dong felt a lot of pain, and slapped himself in the mouth.

Cheap mouth, mocking system.

A slap in the face.

Cheap hand, take back the joy of fire, this joy of fire is completely the roar of the twist vine, and it drained Lin Dong's pockets in one fell swoop.

Now, Lin Dong can only rely on Wang Zhaojun for everything, and I hope that Wang Zhaojun can sell a net profit of 500,000 yuan as soon as possible, so that Lin Dong can achieve this big turnaround.

The current dimensional store has a net profit of more than 2,000 points a day, and it is good to put it on business, which is good in this small city, 50,000 or 60,000 a month allows Lin Dong to live a very nourishing life, but in the case of repaying debts now, Lin Dong can't open the system for at least half a year.

And with the tax extraction of this system, Lin Dong felt that the origin wall outside the earth seemed to be gradually repaired, and after Wang Zhaojun came to the earth, Lin Dong had not received any information that someone had infiltrated until now.

Therefore, Lin Dong did not make any extra money.

It is also because of this that Lin Dong has doubts about the source of the system.

If the system is the embodiment of the barrier, then it will definitely not have anything to do with the turnover of this dimensional store, and there is no Mao relationship at this point, there is a heart and Lin Dong nonsense, and the origin wall has long been self-repaired......

"Early."

Walking into the dimensional shop, Lin Dong said to Wang Zhaojun, who opened the door of the store: "I brought you soy milk and fritters." ”

Wang Zhaojun took the breakfast brought by Lin Dong and walked upstairs.

Wang Zhaojun has seen Lin Dong several times in dining, in terms of eating, Wang Zhaojun is exquisite, not the food is exquisite, but the manners of eating, like fritters, Wang Zhaojun will cut it into small pieces, and can eat it in one bite, rather than eating it as a whole.

According to her, it is an "elegant" question.

Leaning back on the recliner, Lin Dong reached out and took out a pinball from the table, bouncing on the ground, playing with it, and began to think about how to expand the commercial scale of the dimensional store, and how to quickly earn back the 500,000 yuan.

The main income of the Dimension Store is generated by the surrounding universities.

"Ding...... Welcome. ”

There are customers in the dimensional shop.

Lin Dong stood up, greeted him with a smile, and as far as he could see, the guest who came to the store was a short and fat, dark-skinned student, this person entered the store, and after seeing Lin Dong's smiling face, his face became unhappy for a while.

"Mr. Cow Dung......"

"What?"

Lin Dong was a little confused, what kind of bull is it?

"It's nothing, I'm just here to buy some books."

The short black fat man walked to the side, tiptoe to the bookshelf to draw books, Lin Dong walked over, and took down the few books he wanted.

It's all the official ones that have been popular recently.。

"We still have some cosplay costumes here, do you want to know about them?"

Seeing this, Lin Dong began to sell cosplay costumes by the way, this is the bulk of Lin Dong's business, selling one will make hundreds of dollars, and now for Lin Dong, it's all points!

"Don't do it, it's too middle two to wear this dress, you want face."

The black Humpty Dumpty looked at the clothes, smacked his lips, and said.

Wearing cosplay costumes for no reason does attract a lot of attention, but in today's social situation, more people will point fingers at it.

"That's because they don't understand the two-dimensional cultural ......"

Lin Dong paused for a moment and said, "Usually I often cosplay, and often appear in front of people who don't know anything about two-dimensional culture, but guess what the result is?" ”

"You've been scolded?"

The fat man asked uncertainly.

"I beat someone."

Lin Dong said half-truthfully: "Since then, they have a deep understanding of the second dimension. ”

Along the way, every time Lin Dong cosplays, most of them are beating people, and after the subject is beaten, he doesn't know much about the second dimension, Lin Dong is not clear, anyway, the deep memory is absolute.

“66666……”

The fat man looked at the clothes hanging on the shelf to Lin Dongkou 6, and said: "Boss, just say to you, I bought this clothes, and when I wear these clothes and get beaten in the future, you must stop me, you know?" ”

"Don't worry."

Lin Dong patted the fat man on the shoulder and said, "Not only did I stop him, but I also made him pay the price of blood!" ”

Checkout, pack.

Lin Dong received three hundred.

Seeing that this fat man was about to go out, Lin Dong suddenly asked, "What did you mean by calling me Niu Fen before?" ”

Lin Dong really doesn't know when he has more of this title.

"The meaning of flowers on cow dung."

The fat man went out with clothes and books, and said unhappily: "The Zhaojun girl in this store is the biggest flower in these schools near us, and no school flower or department flower can compare with her, and you, the shopkeeper, are the largest piece of cow dung in the surrounding campuses." ”

Cow dung......

MMP!

After the fat man left, Lin Dong lay in front of the computer on the side, logged in to the local post bar, searched for several nearby groups, and browsed the local situation in detail.

If you are poor, you will change, and if you change, you will be able to do it for a long time.

This is the words in the ancient book, which originally meant that if a road has reached the extreme, it must change, so that it will not die, and for the current Lin Dong, it is poor, and he must find a way to change his situation.

"Alright, I've eaten."

Wang Zhaojun walked downstairs and said, "You are free, Sister Shuyu will come over to help later, you are not needed here." ”

In terms of age, among Lin Dong's women, Ma Xiaoling's age is twenty-five years old, which is the oldest, and the two ceremonies, Shuyu, are both eighteen years old, and Wang Zhaojun's age is also about the same, but Wang Zhaojun came up with a method of talking about the age, and then asked Shuyu and the two ceremonies to call her sister.

In this dimensional shop, Shuyu will come over to help every day, and the relationship with Wang Zhaojun is also relatively good, as for the two ceremonies, he now refuses to appear with Shuyu.

"Hmm."

Lin Dong nodded, and did not leave directly, but asked Zhaojun about the customer's condition.

In the mouth of the fat man just now, Lin Dong learned that these cosers had an embarrassment that they didn't dare to wear out, because they were afraid of being remarked, looked at, and even spoken ill of by onlookers.

Cosplay has actually been played by many people when they were young, when children just imitated the characters and actions in it, and when they grew up, they had props, but they couldn't let go of their hands and feet, and the eyes of others were very important.

In addition, Lin Dong also knows that many of the female cosers in cosplay are clearly marked with prices and put on a coser coat, and the ultimate purpose is to raise the price, which also makes the cosers in this line suffer a lot of prejudice.

Chatting with Wang Zhaojun, Lin Dong learned what kind of state it is like for most people to buy things in the dimensional store now, and they don't dare to wear clothes after buying them, they usually wear them once or twice in private, and they also hide in the room, at most take photos and send them to the circle of friends, and it is rare to walk outside blatantly.

Compared with the three-dimensional culture, the two-dimensional culture is too niche.

"So we can't sit and wait for money."

Lin Dong knocked on the table and said, "It's been almost half a month since I came back, but it's still far from the system to repay the debt, why?" It is because the people's minds are imprisoned, we must open their minds, emancipate their minds, and let them understand the culture of this industry, so that they will free their pockets and send money to our pockets! ”

According to the normal trajectory, if you want to get 500,000 points, Lin Dong has to spend more than half a year waiting to make money, which makes Lin Dong a little unable to wait, what situation in the reincarnation space needs to be grasped quickly, there is still a Ma Xiaoling waiting in the zombie dating world, in the real world for more than half a year, who knows what the timeline of the dimensional world has reached.

"Let's discuss and discuss, let's set up a project, and hold a two-dimensional cultural exchange activity in this cultural square, when the time comes, we will all cosplay together, set up some two-dimensional drama programs, and call for more people to come here to participate, even if someone comes to join in the fun, it can also make people who have no understanding of the two-dimensional understand a little ......."

To hold this kind of gathering, you must first go to the city for the record, say the activity, and after the approval, the government will have fire protection, traffic police, police, etc. to maintain law and order, as long as the program is done well, Lin Dong's thing will not be sold.

And in the days of the exhibition, the business will definitely be so good.

Poor change.

Lin Dong must change, take the initiative, as long as through this activity, students can understand the second dimension, then these people can become potential customers.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh."

Wang Zhaojun listened to what Lin Dong said, and nodded on the side, with a good-looking smile on his face.

Lin Dong squinted at Wang Zhaojun and asked, "These people around me all call me cow dung, do you know it?" ”

The relationship between the boss and the employee will never have any "flowers stuck in cow dung". Frankly speaking, the name cow dung made Lin Dong very unhappy.

"I know."

Wang Zhaojun continued to smile and said, "I lied that you are my boyfriend, this is my shop, so as to avoid the harassment of those boys, I can only be deeply sorry for what they call you." ”

Wang Zhaojun made an ancient salute to Lin Dong and expressed his apologies.

“…… Never mind. ”

Lin Dong received this apology.