Extra: Mountain Strange Talk II
In the face of the sudden encounter, Shi Zhongsheng was not happy and frightened, and his pupils contracted violently.
"You...... Who are you? β
A big house in the mountains, regardless of your identity and origin, it will be free to eat, drink and rest, and it will also come with a beautiful woman to warm the bed at night......
How can there be such a good thing in the world?
There must be a cat in it!
He tried to struggle, but found that his hands and feet were limp and he couldn't exert the slightest strength.
Drugged yourself?
Shi Zhongsheng was shocked.
However, although his hands and feet did not obey the call, there was another part of his body that had begun to grow with his head held high, and he was ready to erupt...... Squirt your sister!
There's definitely something wrong with this, and I'm going to have to hold back! Endure!
Shi Zhongsheng kept admonishing himself in his heart.
It's a pity that at this time, the thinking of the upper body of men is no longer of much use......
It's strange to say that when Shi Zhongsheng turned his heart sideways and prepared to 'die under the peony flower', the strength of his hands and feet began to recover gradually.
The bow is full of the moon, the arrow is ready to go, ready to go!
So Shi Zhongsheng decisively raised his hand and gently slid towards the girl's mutton fat white jade-like skin.
But as soon as her fingertips touched the elastic coldness, the girl suddenly snorted, jumped out of bed like a frightened rabbit, and quickly put on her clothes.
Shi Zhongsheng was stunned.
Hey, I've got my pants off, you're going to play this for me?
The girl looked at Shi Zhongsheng's stunned and disappointed expression, and sneered: "Childe, the little girl's name is Xiangniang, and she came to test Childe. β
Xiang Niang? Well, it really smells good.
Shi Zhongsheng snorted and said puzzledly: "Temptation? What to try? β
"I've tried it out." Xiang Niang said, "Childe is definitely a 'real' man, but he is not easily tempted by beauty, and he is a merry man worthy of my young lady's relationship." β
Ah, it's actually what Miss Hu meant.
Could it be ...... This is the legendary 'try the bird'?
Although Shi Zhongsheng was shocked in his heart, he inevitably felt a trace of pride.
"Then, please ask Childe to move to the back garden." Xiang Niang straightened her skirt and said, "Miss is waiting for her son in the small attic in the back garden." β
When Shi Zhongsheng heard this, he couldn't help frowning.
Not again...... What should I do with this red fruit seduction?
didn't wait for Shi Zhongsheng to make a final decision, he was grabbed by Xiang Niang's hand, and the two went straight to the back garden.
The moon is in the middle of the sky, and the silver light is sprinkled all over.
I saw the shadows of the trees swaying in the garden, the water in the pond rippling, and the sparkling waves reflected on the wall of the attic, which dazzled people for a while.
Across the meadow, there is a gravel trail at your feet that leads directly to the beaded curtain door of the small attic.
At this time, Shi Zhongsheng's heart was actually like a mirror - no matter where this Miss Hu family came from, there was definitely something wrong with the whole thing, and there was a chance that he would get into some trouble.
I'm afraid, it's still a great trouble.
However, thinking about it, his legs still involuntarily moved forward, and he ran into the small attic with Xiang Niang's smoke.
The feet are actually walking on their own...... Could it be that this is called 'lower body' thinking?
When the bead curtain was opened, although the lights were dim, Shi Zhongsheng's eyes were bright.
I saw that the decoration in the room was elegant, a table of eight immortals was placed in the middle, on which there was only a plate, a pot, a cup, a wonderful person sitting with his cheeks on his cheeks, his waist was light and oblique like a peak turning, and his eyebrows were flowing like a clear stream.
The moonlight was faint, falling on the woman through the screen window, and a hazy blue gauze shone out, revealing a snow-white wrap underneath.
This is the case! This scene! Person!
But at a glance, he was already stupid.
What is the prudence? What's wrong? The big troubles were all left behind by Shi Zhongsheng at this moment.
Seeing that this scholar only knew how to stand at the door and look stupidly, Miss Hu smiled lightly, her lips moved slightly, and her jade fingers were lightly hooked.
Shi Zhongsheng's soul seemed to be snatched away, and he stumbled to the table.
Miss Hu raised the flask and poured a glass of cold and transparent liquid: "The bright moon is intoxicating, the breeze wakes up, why don't you have a drink?" β
Shi Zhongsheng involuntarily took the wine glass and looked into the glassβa vague figure was reflected.
Seeing this reflection, a chill suddenly rose from the backbone of the stone and rushed straight to the heavenly spirit, and his stunned eyes regained their agility again.
"Ah...... I can't drink alcohol, I get a rash when I drink it......"
Shi Zhongsheng wanted to put down the wine glass, but a pair of gentle hands reached out from behind and gently held the wine glass.
"It's just a glass of vegetarian wine, Childe can drink a little."
Listen to the sound, smell the taste, this is Xiang Niang.
Shi Zhongsheng could feel the undulating waves of breathing, constantly caressing his back; Xiang Niang blew like an orchid and sent the wine glass back to Shi Zhongsheng's mouth.
The one in front of him is glamorous and moving; Behind him, she is cute and cute.
With such a pinching attack, how can Shi Zhongsheng resist?
With a thud, the drink entered.
In the coquettish laughter of the two women, Shi Zhongsheng's eyes became confused again.
"Sister, it's okay." Xiang Niang looked at Shi Zhongsheng with big sparkling eyes and said softly.
"Feed him another drink." Miss Hu Jia's jade finger tapped.
"I don't think he really knows how to drink." Xiang Niang said, "One cup is enough to get drunk." β
"You, don't be so careless." Miss Hu shook her head.
"That'...... Just have another drink. Xiang Niang smiled and poured a glass of wine and handed it to Shi Zhongsheng.
Shi Zhongsheng didn't hear the conversation between the two girls, took the wine glass with a smile, and leaned into the glass tremblingly, but stumbled and spilled half of the glass.
"What a waste." Xiang Niang flicked the back of Shi Zhongsheng's head with her fingers, "This 'bliss forgets worries', I don't have a chance to drink it yet." β
Blissful forgetfulness? That's probably the name of the wine.
"Forget ...... Forget your worries......" Shi Zhongsheng drank the half cup of residual wine and muttered with a big tongue.
Before the words were finished, there was a clang, the wine glass fell, and the person was paralyzed to the ground.
"Sister, let's complete today's task, let's go play." Xiang Niang stepped on small broken steps and was intimately tired of being with Miss Hu.
"Hmm." Miss Hu smiled and nodded.
I only heard a bang, and the green smoke filled the air.
In the blink of an eye, the tall pavilions and splendid courtyards in front of me have turned into large barren mountains and forests.
The two daughters of the Hu family turned into two miscellaneous foxes, one blue and white, one yellow, and their flexible little paws jumped at high speed, and disappeared in an instant.
Shi Zhongsheng, who had been squinting and peeping on the side, was suddenly covered with cold sweat.
He crooked the corners of his mouth, and slowly flowed out the only remaining three points of drunkenness in his mouth......
Shi Zhongsheng is very glad, if he didn't have this kung fu of fake eating and drinking, I'm afraid he wouldn't even know how he died.
Here...... What kind of place is it?
In addition to being frightened, Shi Zhongsheng tried his best to suppress his heartbeat.
He didn't get up and run away right away.
Because he could hear it clearly, a large number of light and chaotic footsteps were approaching him from all directions.
He glanced at it from the corner of his eye, and immediately pulled out the cold in his heart-
The large group of onlookers who watched him turned out to be a green-faced, fanged, and-headed Yaksha demon!
This time, I don't know if I want to eat it raw or steamed?
Shi Zhongsheng held his breath and continued to pretend to be dead.
Fortunately, the group of Yaksha demons had no intention of having a meal, but just rushed up, lifted the stone in the middle of the stone, and walked towards the depths of the mountains and forests.
Shi Zhongsheng felt that his body was high and low, like falling into the clouds and fog.
I don't know how far I walked, and suddenly there was the sound of donkeys and horses neighing in front of me.
Shi Zhongsheng secretly opened one eye and found himself on the edge of a cliff, with rows of trailers parked in the clouds on the edge of the cliff.
It is said to be a carriage, but in fact, the trailer is a four-legged monster with one-horned scales, hooves with claws, and a thorny tail.
And above the body, there are also lying all over the place, salivating at the corners of their mouths, and sleeping soundly.
I only heard the hooded giant man in charge of the car shouting: "Eighteen cars are full, tonight's errand is over, the little ones, all follow me back to life!" β
Slalom? Where to?
When Shi Zhongsheng heard this, he was secretly frightened......
(End of chapter)