One of the side stories: Strange Tales of the Mountains and Wilds

Here's a sad story......

It is said that once upon a time, there was a scholar named Ning Wenze. After 12 years of cold windows, he got together and went to Beijing to catch the exam, hoping to be able to title the gold list and glorify his ancestors.

It's a pity that it backfired, and the literary list was released, but there was no name for Ning Wenze.

Ning Wen read the list, and the whole person stumbled to the suburbs and forests as if he had lost his soul; It was raining heavily and was poured into a water dog.

His body was already weak, and he was drenched in the rain, and then he was blown by the mountain wind, and suddenly fell ill and fainted.

This wilderness is wet and cold, and there is no one to treat it, and in a moment or three, a ghost will come to hook the soul.

Poor Ning Wen is a whimper, there is a poem that says: The cold window has been bitter for ten years, and now it is all gone; The ambition has never been displayed, and the soul has lost the mountains and mountains.

Indeed, this is a sad story......

Next, it's comedy time.

But when the ghost was about to hook the soul, the sky was covered with dark clouds, lightning and thunder, and a thunderbolt slammed down, knocking a dead soul from the 21st century into Ning Wenze's body.

Seeing this scene, a strange smile flashed in the corner of the ghost's eyes, and he ignored it, dragging his soul away.

Half an hour later, Ning Wenze's closed eyes opened suddenly.

With a boom, the rain continued to fall......

"I ...... I'm not dead? ”

Shi Zhongsheng slowly opened his eyes and found himself in a wet mountain forest, half of his body submerged in muddy water.

"What the hell is this place?"

Shi Zhongsheng struggled to get up, feeling his hands and feet weaken, a chill hit him from all directions, and his body trembled involuntarily.

"It doesn't matter what the hell he is, if I don't quickly find a place to shelter from the rain, then bake a fire, and eat something, I will really become a ghost......"

Shivering in the cold wind and cold rain, Shi Zhongsheng didn't distinguish between the southeast and the northwest, but just touched all the way in the direction of brighter light.

I don't know how long I walked, but finally the wind and rain stopped, and the clouds opened to see the sun, and as soon as Shi Zhongsheng looked up, he caught a glimpse of the forest in front of him, revealing the magnificent corner of the building.

Shi Zhongsheng was overjoyed and stumbled towards the building.

Although he felt that he had grasped a life-saving straw, he still had a trace of doubt: "How can there be people and temples in this barren mountains and mountains?" It doesn't look like a ......."

But at this critical juncture, Shi Zhongsheng couldn't take care of much, so he just staggered forward.

Bypassing a few strange rocks and a few crooked trees, the surrounding scenery gradually widens, and a grand mansion with heavy beams and tiles suddenly comes into view.

Shi Zhongsheng hurriedly jumped a few steps, pounced on the vermilion copper nail door, raised his hand and was about to slap it, but when he heard a squeak, the door slowly moved away.

An old wrinkled face poked out from behind the door and said, "What man?" ”

"I ...... I ......"

Shi Zhongsheng was speechless for a while, not knowing how to explain his identity and origin.

He really couldn't explain it, because he hadn't even figured out what it was or what age it was.

"Ah, it's a son." The old man looked at Shi Zhongsheng carefully and said with a smile, "My master respects scholars the most, please come in quickly." ”

"Okay, okay."

Shi Zhongsheng secretly breathed a sigh of relief, nodded again and again, but wondered in his heart: How do you know that I am a scholar? Is it because of the clothes...... Wow, when did I change into this long coat and green shirt?

Strange to strange, Shi Zhongsheng still followed the old man into the mansion. Bypass a wall, only to see the bluestone paving at the foot, the red flowers and green willows on both sides, and there are pavilions and water pavilions, eaves and pavilions, carved beams and painted buildings everywhere, a luxurious scene.

"My master's surname is Hu; The old slave has his family name and is the housekeeper here. The old man introduced.

Shi Zhongsheng's eyes rolled: Surname Hu? That's really a delicate surname......

"The master has commanded......" said the old man, "if any scholar passes by, or rests, or sleeps, or lacks entanglement, or suffers from a plague, he must be entertained well, and he must not lose courtesy." ”

Can there be such a good thing in the world?

Shi Zhongsheng secretly wondered in his heart: A big mansion in the barren mountains and mountains, is there something wrong with being so hospitable without preventing thieves.

How could the old man guess Shi Zhongsheng's thoughts, and continued: "The master has been out on business for many years, and now only the young lady is at home; Miss Fang is twenty-eight years old, figure, appearance, and talent are all superior, and the owner is unwilling to marry Miss to a common man, so he has been in the boudoir - guests should be careful, don't disturb Miss. ”

"Don't dare, don't dare." Shi Zhongsheng laughed on the surface, but in his heart he imagined: What a trick 'there is no silver three hundred taels here', is it that your young lady is extremely ugly, and you want to rely on this hand to tempt the scholars who are sent to the door, and directly cook the raw rice into mature rice, so that your young lady can marry off?

With infinite curiosity about Miss Hu Jia, Shi Zhongsheng followed the old man through the courtyard and into the side hall.

The old man instructed the family to bring clean clothes for Shi Zhongsheng to change.

After the clothes were changed, the side hall had been arranged, and the whole table of tea, rice, wine and food was arranged.

"So rich?"

Shi Zhongsheng was cold and hungry, and when he saw the steaming meal, he couldn't care about anything; Sit down and just eat meat, drink soup in a big bowl, and eat until your mouth is full of oil, and then you stop.

"Uh......"

With a full burp, Shi Zhongsheng felt his stomach and sat down on the back chair, and suddenly found that the old man had been standing next to him and staring at him, so he was so frightened that he quickly sat up.

"Ah, Steward Hu." Shi Zhongsheng said with a strong smile, and opened his mouth to make up: "I was robbed by robbers, knocked unconscious and thrown in the forest, if I hadn't met your old man, I'm afraid I would have died in this mountain forest." ”

"Guests don't have to worry about it." The old man bowed and said, "Just rest here for a night, the old man will prepare his entanglement and send you down the mountain tomorrow." ”

After that, the old man summoned a family member and took Shi Zhongsheng to the guest room to rest.

Although it is only a guest room, the interior furnishings are unambiguous - high beds, soft pillows, copper incense burners, antique calligraphy and paintings, potted plant carvings and other luxury items.

The family retreated, and Shi Zhongsheng looked east and west in the house, feeling both novel and strange; Finally, the sleeping bugs attacked, and he couldn't help but stretch his long waist and yawn and fell on the bed.

The body sank into the thick futon, and a soft touch quickly spread to the limbs.

Comfortable, so comfortable!

Shi Zhongsheng closed his eyes and snored loudly.

After returning from the ghost gate twice, he was extremely exhausted both mentally and physically.

This sleep, groggy, I don't know how long it has been.

Suddenly, in his sleep, Shi Zhongsheng felt some kind of elastic object and gently pressed himself.

Could it be that the quilt is too tightly covered to have such dreams?

Shi Zhongsheng subconsciously reached out to push, but it was warm and soft, not at all like a sheet.

A little light flashed in his heart, and Shi Zhongsheng woke up.

His eyelids widened slightly, and he saw a figure straddling him, his waist twisting like a snake.

Who?

Through the dim light, Shi Zhongsheng dimly saw that the person sitting on him turned out to be a young girl with lips like Zhu and a face like a peach blossom.

And the most terrible thing is that this girl is only hanging a red and bright silk belly pocket all over her body!

This situation and this scene made a certain part of Shi Zhongsheng's body irrepressibly undergo drastic changes......

(End of chapter)