Z City.

It's a city with a lot of rumors, and even to this day it's rumored to be the birthplace of weirdos.

There are never unfounded rumors, as the rumors say, the remote city of Z has always been a disaster-prone area, and people can often see strange people, and it is said that the dark corners of the sewers are also inhabited by strange people.

Because of the unrest here, almost all the residents have moved to the city center, or even moved to other cities, and finally left a whole deserted street on the outskirts of Z City, although the lifeline or everything has been preserved, and the rent is low, but no one has the courage to live here.

However, in Wood's view, this is the safe zone of his dreams.

I don't want to think about who is sitting here, even if the whole world is destroyed, with Saitama here, there will be absolutely no problem.

The only thing that's a bit of trouble is probably ......

"Saitama-sensei, I want to pee."

Wood looked at Saitama with a look of urgency.

When Saitama heard this, her face, which basically had no emotional fluctuations, suddenly collapsed, and her head was full of black lines: "Please, you're not too young, why do you even have to be accompanied by someone to pee?" And there is a bathroom at home, and it's not that there is none, why do you have to go out on the street to pee? ”

“…… I can't pee when I see the toilet. "Wood told the truth, God was merciful, and he said this from the bottom of his heart...... I don't know if it's because of the relationship between hitting his head on the toilet, he was dizzy when he saw the toilet.

"I've only heard of sitting and not being able to pull it out, and I've never heard of seeing a toilet that can't pee." Saitama rolled her eyes, lay sideways in front of the TV, scratched her ass and waved her hand impatiently: "Go by yourself, I'm busy." ”

"Busy?"

The corners of Wood's mouth moved, he had been here for a week, and at this time he had a deep understanding of what his teacher was, so to speak...... As long as there is no emergency disaster alert on TV.

This self-proclaimed busy hero is a social pest who only knows how to eat and sleep all day long, and wakes up to watch TV...... And it's a big lazy worm who has no patience for anything except the super god of force.

"Teacher, what are you up to?"

Saitama looked at the movie that was playing, and said without looking back: "I'm collecting information so that I can go to the rescue as soon as the weirdo appears." ”

"Teacher, I think if you can memorize the route you are traveling, you will probably be able to find the strange man before the city is completely destroyed. Even looking for the weirdos that appeared in Z City, you can get lost, have you really lived in Z City for more than 20 years? ”

Saitama was not embarrassed at all, but said in a righteous tone: "Normally, isn't the scope of people's activities only at home and in the supermarket?" ”

"No, it's normal to say that it's the company and the family, please don't lower the basic quality of all mankind because of you." Wood said with a blank face.

"......" Saitama.

This little ghost, where is all the respect for teachers that he kept saying a week ago?

"It's like you have a job."

Wood choked, didn't speak for a while, and finally shook his head fiercely: "No, I'm just afraid of death, the outside world is too dangerous." ”

"Do you want to be so righteous?" Saitama was speechless, and glanced at Wood angrily: "And what you said is very good at making money?" ”

“……”

Wood's face was full of embarrassment, which was what Wood was most worried about this week.

These days, he has been investigating the business in this world, and he has indeed found many projects that can make easy money, although the world is also very developed, but because of the existence of weirdos, many projects that should be extremely profitable have not been mined yet.

Of course, Wood who is too troublesome will not choose.

Wood chose the Internet for the simple reason that he used his business knowledge and the successful examples of the Internet giants in the original world.

There's absolutely no problem making a profit, and most importantly, with the right technicians and trusted managers, Wood can command remotely from home.

In this way, their own safety is guaranteed, otherwise everyone will die, and there is a use in making so much money.

So it took Wood five days to draw up a plan based on the original world's Internet giants and the world's investigation, but then he found that he had overlooked the most important part......

That's no funding!

It didn't hurt Wood, he forgot how many years he hadn't worried about money.

Even if the plan is perfect, no money is just a joke.

As for finding someone else to partner in starting a business, Wood will never do this, who knows if the other party will hack himself in order to fight for the ownership of the company, and there can be no signs of threatening his life.

It is precisely because of this that Wood's current living situation is to do laundry, cook, and tidy up the house for Saitama sensei......

Straight to the point.

Wood was holding back his urine and his face was red, but he wasn't prepared to pay attention to himself at all.

Going to the toilet?

Or is it on the outside?

Wood turned his head to look at the bathroom door, and felt as if it had become the devil's mouth, opening and closing at him.

You must know that the toilet in Saitama's house is ceramic, and the most important thing is that the broken toilet has a lifespan of at least ten years, and it may explode if it is flushed with urine, and eventually the fragments will splash everywhere and penetrate itself......

Wood shuddered, and said tremblingly: "Saitama sensei, I'm going to pee outside, I call for help, but you must come as soon as possible." ”

"Go, go, go." Saitama waved his hand impatiently.

"Saitama-sensei, if you keep the TV quiet, don't pretend you didn't hear it."

Saitama rolled her eyes, nodded and didn't speak.

Wood couldn't hold it back, and when he saw Saitama agree, he hurriedly ran to the entrance, put on his shoes and ran out.

However, he did not dare to go downstairs, but walked away from the door, to the end of the corridor on the second floor, and began to facilitate the passage through the fence, and when the catharsis came out, Wood only felt that the whole world had become a better place.

"Huh?"

But just when Wood was just halfway through, a sudden suspicion came into his ears, so frightened that Wood directly held back the rest of the force, and shouted without even mentioning his pants: "Saitama sensei, save ......"

His voice stopped suddenly, and with a burst of breaking sound, a dark shadow directly pressed him to the ground, and Wood saw the appearance of the person who spoke, a man with extremely pale skin, hair standing on end, and fangs in his mouth.

However, judging from its appearance and typical clothing, it is more of a ...... than a human being Bloodsucker!

"I didn't expect there to be people living here, it seems that I can still have a full meal before I go back to the association."

Just as Wood had guessed, the man who swooped him down was indeed a vampire, and a true vampire who had been eccentric for generations, and had been feeding on human blood since birth.

The kind with pedigree......

Finished!

It's dead now.,Why hasn't Saitama-sensei come out yet.。

Wood's face was full of horror, and the language was quickly organized in his mind, since he could speak, it meant that he could use communication to delay time, as long as Saitama Sensei came out, it must be no problem.

Can......

What made Wood lie in a groove was ...... The vampire didn't give him a chance to speak, and lowered his head and bit him on the neck. Wood only felt a pain in his neck, and then some strange energy entered his body, making him unable to move a single bit.

At the same time, the blood in the body begins to be lost.

At this moment, the system prompt that had been absent for a week rang again.

[Heterogeneous energy is found in the host's body, and special fusion begins. 】

Fusion?

Wood's brain, which had lost too much blood, became a little drowsy, but he could clearly feel that his body was gradually undergoing a mysterious change, but the massive loss of blood still made his eyes black and completely unconscious.

It's just that before he fell unconscious, he vaguely seemed to hear Saitama-sensei's voice!