Chapter 2 Actually......

One Punch Man –

It's a danger, not ...... It's a world where you can die in your sleep at any moment.

Although the vast majority of people here live the same ordinary life as Wood once did, ...... Basically everyone has the habit of making a will in advance.

Because he may die one day.

As for why this is the case, it is because of the unique disasters that exist in this world......

Kook!

Human beings will become eccentrics after finally giving up their human identity because of some kind of vice or pressure, and completely leaving the human world.

Of course, that's not all. There are also weirdos born from various experiments.

Others are mutations of creatures, powerful creatures left over from ancient times.

If there's one thing in common, it's probably the destruction of humanity!!

Strange people who have become human beings by abandoning their identities will have an instinct to destroy everything, and they need no reason to be brutal, ferocious, and kill people.

The weirdos born of experiments or modifications are better, and some of them are born for a certain purpose and enjoy the pleasure of killing. Some were born to defend against weirdos, and there are not a few who become heroes.

The last biological mutations, ancient remnants and other special creatures are very dangerous, and their goal is to destroy all humans and completely control the planet.

In a word......

This world is full of this extremely unstable factor, just like the setting of a funny comic, it is understandable what happens in this world, even if it is a lump of stool, it is possible to drown all mankind with stool.

Since ancient times, there has been evil, and naturally there has been good.

The number of weirdos is increasing day by day, and the organization of resisting weirdos, the 'Hero Association', has been established as a matter of course, and many strong people have come out of the ordinary people to resist evil!

Maybe they have all kinds of goals, honor, fame, money, etc...... But with their presence comes an extra sense of security.

The Heroes Guild classifies the disasters caused by the monsters according to their level of threat, so that heroes can be selected to deal with them.

The specific grades, from low to high, are:

Wolves: There are risk factors.

Tiger: A crisis that causes a lot of casualties.

Ghost: A crisis that causes a town to cease or be destroyed.

Dragon: A crisis that could lead to the destruction of several towns.

God: A crisis that could lead to the demise of humanity.

Of course, the rating of the Hero Association is only from the point of view of the degree of damage, so it can only be used for reference, and there are often cases where the initial judgment is wrong, causing the hero to suffer great casualties and then revise the rating again.

And as mentioned above, even if there is only a wolf-level disaster, if no one stops it, slaughtering the ordinary residents of a town is as simple as chopping melons and vegetables.

Not to mention the terrifying existence of those above.

One day a giant is born, tens of thousands of people die with a wave of his hand, and a city is destroyed by a wrestling.

Deaths occur almost every day, and sometimes even the bodies cannot be recovered.

This is such a dangerous world......

If there is a choice, even if Wood goes to the Dragon Ball world to be a melon-eating crowd who has died in vain a few times and is resurrected in vain, it is far better than staying in this world!

But now that it's already here.

Then there is only one choice, not to get stronger or something when your head is hot, or to be an ordinary resident and live a life that you don't know if you will hang up one day.

But...... Hug your thighs!

Hold on to a thigh that can eliminate all crises and save your own life.

As for which thigh to hug, Wood, who has watched five episodes of anime, said that there is no need to choose at all......

As long as you hug Saitama's thick and long legs, your safety can definitely be guaranteed.

For example, Genos, who appeared in 3 episodes, two of which were seriously injured and lying on the corpse, this is a smart person, after seeing Saitama, he went up and hugged his thigh, and his life was suddenly guaranteed!

In other words, no matter whether the enemy is strong or not, it is a dry transformation person to go up, and it is his luck to be able to meet Saitama alive.

This is the importance of hugging your thighs and finding a backer.

So Wood did the same.

……

The corners of Saitama's eyes twitched, looking at the curious gazes of the pedestrians around him from time to time, and there were tens of thousands of grass and mud horses running wildly in his heart.

"me, I really don't know you." Lowering his head and looking at Wood, who was hugging his thighs, Saitama scolded with a dark face.

"Master, I'm Wood, your personal disciple!"

Wood hugged Saitama's thighs with both hands, and his body was already dusty with the drag all the way, but don't say anything about turning around, even if he died, he couldn't let go!

He didn't want to die.

Wood, who died once, was not only afraid of life and death, but was even more afraid of death......

Just kidding, his family property may be robbed by some money-greedy uncle in the family, and even the Wu family is probably staging a cannibalistic comedy now.

This made Wood can't help but rejoice, he has no woman, no friends, and he will not die and bring some green!

Although this world is dangerous, it is better to die than to live!

"Saitama sensei, you can't leave me behind, although now we live in poverty, living a life of hunger every day; But I want to follow your old man's side, do your laundry, cook for you, and tidy up the house, and I will be as faithful as a dog, and I beg you not to abandon me. ”

Saitama: "??? ”

Who the hell are you, when have I been hungry with you for a day?

Big brother, I don't know you at all, okay?

And as soon as Wood said this, Saitama suddenly noticed that the curious eyes of the pedestrians around him directly turned into disdain......

"Letting ——! Go" Saitama yelled with a dark face.

"No, Saitama sensei, you can't do this, my heart is yours, my people are also yours, even if you want my body, I can give it to you without hesitation." Wood roared with tears in his eyes.

The eyes of the people around him are no longer disdainful, they have all become extremely weird, and even Saitama can see a few people making calls with their mobile phones, and they can vaguely hear words such as 'perverted', 'scum', 'cheating on the young boy Shota', and 'throwing it away after playing'......

The corners of his mouth twitched, Saitama lowered his head, and strode forward.

Wood still implements the plan of hugging his thighs to save his life and not let go, let it be dragged, whether he hurts or not, life is more important than anything else.

What does that smart man do in order to hug his thighs, don't you do anything, dedicate a chrysanthemum or something, it's all a drizzle, is there dignity and life?

After walking some distance, Saitama dragged Wood into a small alley, his bald head was bruised, and he glared at Wood and silently raised his fist.

"Let go!"

“……”

After hesitating for less than three seconds, Wood let go of his clenched thigh: "That...... Saitama-sensei, although my housework is average, I definitely admit that I can do it, do laundry, cook or something, so you can take me. ”

Wood wouldn't have thought that Saitama's fist was just raised to scare him.

He is very good at reading people, and Saitama's temperament is also very strange, and the most suitable adjective for the other party is probably casual, giving people a feeling of doing whatever they want.

I don't care what other people think, I don't have the idea that I'm a hero and can't attack ordinary people!

To put it simply...... If this has any ambitions, he will be a willful boss in other anime, and he will never think about how many people have died or injured after defeating the enemy.

Knock down a giant with one punch, destroy a city, and you won't have compassion for the heavens and people to regret anything, you will only make a mistake with a bang, and then turn around and go home to continue living!

Although it is said......

This is the life that Wood yearns for most.

"Who the hell are you, and how do you know my name?" Saitama was really puzzled, he didn't remember when he had accepted an apprentice.

But this thing knows itself so well, knows its name, and knows its ...... Uh, life is in dire straits.

Wood pondered for three seconds, countless words flashed through his mind, and finally said with a longing expression: "Saitama sensei, in fact, I am your fan, and I have been silently following you. ”

A fan of someone?

Saitama's eyes really lit up, although he is a hero just because of interest, but this kind of group of fans...... It's just amazing.

Think about yourself as soon as you appear on the stage, a bunch of beautiful women tear their clothes and yell.

"Saitama, Saitama, you're so handsome."

"Saitama, Saitama, I love you!"

"Saitama, Saitama, I'm going to give you a baby."

“……”

That scene...... More than a spectacular.

"Ahem, ahem."

Saitama clenched his fists and coughed very majestically: "It turned out to be my fan, no wonder you know me so well." ”

There is a door!

Wood's eyes lit up, and he knelt down with a bang: "Master is above, please accept the apprentice!" As he spoke, Wood didn't feel any pain, and knocked his head directly.

What bullshit man has gold under his knees and saved his life, Wood is confident that with his business acumen, he can make a gold building with all the money he earns, and the two pieces of gold under his knees will be lost, and we will have money in the future!

"Stop, I won't take apprentices." Saitama waved his hand directly.

Apprentices?

What do I teach, and I finally met a fan, and if I became an apprentice, wouldn't I have no fans again?

"......" Wood's face was anxious, and he was about to speak.

Saitama turned around and left, took two steps, looked back at Wood, and persuaded bitterly: "Well, I understand your feelings, many fanatical fans are extremely yearning for the people they admire, but you are a headache for those of us who are longed for, and it can already be said that you are stalkers." So please don't follow me, or ......"

Saying that, Saitama shook his fist and rebuked viciously: "Fly you!" ”

Wood's eyes twitched imperceptibly, and he peed on the situation, who the hell is your fanatical fan stalker, bastard!

Of course......

He didn't dare to say this, otherwise he would be very likely to be knocked away.

Seeing Saitama turn around and leave directly, Wood was also anxious, got up from the ground and shouted, "Saitama sensei, actually...... I am very good at making money, and my disciples will definitely respect their masters. ”

Saitama paused as she left, and then continued to walk, though still with her back to Wood......

But it's getting closer.

The impoverished hero walked backwards.

Turning around, with a bright smile on his face, he patted Wood on the shoulder with great relief: "Yes, you have passed my test of disciple's heart, what is your name?" ”

Wood was speechless.

“…… Wood. ”

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