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Leng Ruobing couldn't describe his mood at the moment.

The word "" is enough to express everything.

Her face was pale, and she slashed at Ye Xuan viciously.

Those eyes were extremely cold.

"Classmate, did you learn to pretend to be a major before?"

Leng Ruobing held back the anger in her heart, the expression on her face was completely stiff, her expression was extremely ugly, and she asked.

"I didn't go to school."

Ye Xuan grinned and continued, "Teacher, you are teaching history. Then excuse me, do you know what Li Bai's wife is called? ”

"Li Bai's wife?"

Leng Ruobing's face sank suddenly, revealing a look of doubt.

This classmate, who is not doing his job properly and only knows how to pretend to be nonsense, finally asked a very professional question.

But the answer to this question, Leng Ruobing really doesn't know.

Leng Ruobing thought for a long time, shook his head in a daze, and said that he didn't know.

"Huh."

Seeing Leng Ruobing shaking his head, Ye Xuan wiped a faint smile on his face. In the depths of his eyes, there are a few traces of contempt for Leng Ruobing.

I don't even know who Li Bai's wife is, and she is also worthy of being a history teacher?

Ye Xuan became more and more suspicious of the professional level of the current university history teacher.

"You know?"

Leng Ruobing glanced at Ye Xuan suspiciously, and said suspiciously.

"Of course."

Ye Xuan nodded confidently.

Immediately, Ye Xuan's cold eyes swept to the class and asked, "In our class, does anyone else know who Li Bai's wife is?" ”

Tang Xiaorou looked dazed, Li Bai was recorded in the official history, if there was really his wife, it must also be recorded in the wild history.

But China has a long history, up and down for 5,000 years. The canonical histories alone are innumerable. Not to mention, those wild histories that have no historical basis!

As a result, very few people have studied wild history.

Tang Xiaorou shook her head blankly.

Lin Shiyu in front of her, as a top student, was also puzzled. Obviously, I don't know who Li Bai's wife is.

"Alright, don't sell it. Say it! ”

Leng Ruobing said sharply with a cold face.

"A bunch of uneducated people."

Ye Xuan smiled coldly and said lightly: "It seems that none of you have learned Li Bai's song "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall". ”

As he spoke, Ye Xuan began to recite the poem affectionately.

"The sun shines on the incense burner and produces purple smoke,

Looking at the waterfall in the distance.

Flying down three thousand feet,

It is suspected that the Milky Way fell for nine days. ”

There was silence in the classroom.

Nima!

This poem can be memorized by elementary school students.

But this poem has a hanging relationship with Li Bai's wife?

Wait a minute!

It seems to have something to do with it.

At this time, Ye Xuan smiled, looking at the students in the class as if he was brain-dead.

That disdainful look in his eyes was like saying to all his classmates, a bunch of garbage.

And when Ye Xuan's contemptuous eyes swept over Leng Ruobing, he was even colder, a garbage history teacher.

"Classmate, what does this poem you memorize have to do with Li Bai's wife?" Leng Ruobing's face was very ugly, and he wondered.

"Wanglu Mountain Waterfall" she will memorize when she goes to elementary school.

But isn't this poem written about the scene?

When did you hook up with Li Bai's wife!

"Huh!"

Ye Xuan smiled faintly, half-squinted his eyes, looked like a wise man, and said softly: "Students, as well as teachers with intellectual disabilities, please savor the first sentence of this poem." ”

"Mentally Handicapped Teacher ......"

Leng Ruobing almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

She graduated from college in the age of twenty-two.

In three years, he was named a full professor, the youngest professor of history in China.

It can be said that Leng Ruobing has always been a leader in learning.

Now, he is said to be mentally retarded.

It's really my grass!

The heart was full of anger, but it was as cold as ice, but he still sank down, according to what Ye Xuan said, carefully savored the first sentence of this poem, "The sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke."

No problem!

Leng Ruobing has a good professional quality.

She has a very high level of literature, and after reading it once, she can comprehend the obscure meaning of a poem through thoroughness.

But right now, she has carefully tasted it more than a dozen times, but she still can't understand that the poem "Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke" has a relationship with Li Bai's wife.

The other students were also at a loss and failed to understand the deep meaning.

Ye Xuan was the only one, smiling very confidently.

Like looking at the mentally retarded, I looked coldly, this group of ignorant brain-dead people in the class.

"Forget it, you ignorant guys, I guess you won't even break sentences."

Ye Xuan sneered and continued: "I'll help you break the sentence so that you can better understand this poem." Sun, shine on the incense burner, raw, purple smoke. Day...... Shine on the incense burner...... Bear...... Purple Smoke ......"

After listening to Ye Xuan's explanation, the entire class suddenly became silent.

Day...... Shine on the incense burner...... Bear...... Purple Smoke ......

I'm your mother!

At this time, I only heard Ye Xuan smile confidently and said, "That's right." Li Bai's wife is called the incense burner. Through this poem, we can easily surmise that Li Bai has a daughter named Ziyan. ”

The entire class, all the classmates, remained eerily silent.

Looking at Ye Xuan like a stupid hanging.

Suddenly, they had a feeling that their three views had been refreshed.

Wrong.

It should be that the worldview has collapsed.

I'm afraid that Li Bai never dreamed that a poem written casually would be taken out by future generations and over-interpreted like this.

Ye Xuan is really "speechless and endless".

First, "the bright moonlight in front of the bed", and then "the purple smoke from the sunshine incense burner".

Nima!

He is doing it with Li Bai.

It's like scaring Li Bai to death.

"Classmate, your ancient poetry is really good."

Leng Ruobing forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart and sneered.

"Li Bai didn't give money on the boat, and I kicked him off the boat. The Peach Blossom Lake is thousands of feet deep, and I don't know if Li Bai is dead. ”

Ye Xuan smiled faintly, and hurriedly composed a poem to express his admiration for Li Bai in his heart, and said softly: "Teacher, you know, although I have never been to school, I am born with a special comprehension of poetry. ”

"Special Comprehension ......"

Leng Ruobing wanted to vomit blood.

"The sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke", this comprehension is indeed very special.

Ordinary normal people, where does this comprehension come from.

Only the combat remnants in the brain-dead can have such a powerful comprehension!

Through this class, Leng Ruobing suddenly felt that she had really lived in vain for more than 20 years.

"Classmates, you can take this class with the next classmate."

Leng Ruobing condensed his face, forcibly held back the anger in his heart, maintained a good teaching quality, and said seriously.

"What do you mean?"

Ye Xuan frowned and asked.

"Classmate, you are sure to fail this course, and you are ready to retake it with the next classmate!"

Leng Ruobing said categorically, her eyes were extremely firm, her decision would never be changed.

With this kind of guy, can he actually be admitted to college?

Are all the teachers who changed the high school exam papers blind?

A good song "Wanglu Mountain Waterfall" has become a Japanese ...... Shine on the incense burner...... Bear...... Purple smoke.

A good song "Give Wang Lun", "Peach Blossom Lake is a thousand feet deep, not as deep as Wang Lun to send me love", but this guy changed it to "Peach Blossom Lake is a thousand feet deep, I don't know if Li Bai is dead".

If Li Bai knew that someone would dare to hack him so much in the future, I was afraid that he would quickly climb out of the coffin and talk to that person at night.