Chapter 0165 - Familiar with the Past and the Present (Two Changes, Ask for Recommendation)

looked at the students around him with a shocked expression.

Ye Xuan knew that his answer was so shocking.

A faint smile gradually appeared on his face.

The corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he looked down at his classmates.

That kind of lonely self-appreciating eyes, as if to say to the classmates, don't admire a genius like him, casually speaking, it can make people admire.

But how could Ye Xuan know.

The classmates around him, their eyes were full of disdain, and they all looked at him as if they were looking at a stupid hanging.

After all, the person who can say "the worries of the world first, and the joy of the world after the world" is written by Cao Cao is afraid that it is rare in the world, and Ye Xuan is alone.

"Classmate, are you sure that the sentence you just said was written by Cao Cao?"

Leng Ruobing's face was very stiff, and he asked in a cold voice.

It's really rare to see brain-dead students like this.

You still have to educate it well.

"Huh!"

Ye Xuan smiled contemptuously, his eyes full of contempt.

He looked helpless, and glanced at Leng Ruobing coldly, and that look was like looking at a mentally retarded person.

He really couldn't imagine that a person who didn't even know who wrote "the worries of the world first, and the joy of the world after the world" was also worthy of being a history teacher in a university.

That's amazing!

At present, the literary level of university history teachers really needs to be improved.

"Teacher, I'm sure that sentence was said by Cao Cao."

Ye Xuan's cold eyes did not take Leng Ruobing in his eyes at all, and he chuckled.

"Who said 'I'd rather bear the people of the world than the people of the world bear me'?"

Leng Ruobing's face was very ugly, the expression on his face was completely stiff, a pair of slender eyebrows and eyes became extremely cold, his eyes were as sharp as blades, and he was tightly locked on Ye Xuan's body, and asked in a cold voice.

"I'd rather be responsible for the world than for the world to bear me, this is indeed very familiar."

Ye Xuan pondered for a moment, thought about it carefully, showed a confident smile on his face, and said lightly: "It's Fan Zhongyan!" Only that lewd man can say such despicable, shameless, indecent, unbearable, and shameful words. ”

"Classmate, you're really malleable."

Leng Ruobing was expressionless, stared at Ye Xuan coldly, and said in a ruthless voice through gritted teeth.

"Hey! Teacher, my master used to say the same. ”

Ye Xuan smiled sincerely, that kind of harmless smile of humans and animals, it was obvious that he was not joking with Leng Ruobing.

"Hehe, classmate, what did you say to your master at the beginning?"

Leng Ruobing had a sad face, and the mentally retarded person in front of him didn't even know what was wrong.

Nima!

Who cultivated this talent?

With this kind of guy, how can he be admitted to Jiangbei University, a well-known first-class university in China.

Could it be that the college entrance examination is so fake now.

Even mentally retarded, can you pass the college entrance examination?

"I told my master at the time that the Jade Emperor's wife was not the Queen Mother, but the Houtu Niangniang."

"Dayu has been controlling the water for thirteen years, and he has passed the door three times without entering. Thirteen years later, there is a ten-year-old son, and the top of his head is covered with green grass, which is really good. ”

"Jiang Ziya fishes, and those who wish to take the bait. In fact, it's for pickling girls. ”

"Before Xiang Yu committed suicide, the chief of the Wujiang Pavilion he met was actually sent by Liu Bang."

"Zhuge Liang's empty city plan can succeed because Sima Yi is a homosexual, has always had a crush on him, and deliberately let him go."

"Li Zhi married his mother Wu Zetian, which is really a big rebellion."

"Zhao Kuangyin's yellow robe is an unfaithful and unrighteous act."

Ye Xuan was smiling, talking, laughing and talking, and when he spoke, his expression matched his movements, which was very vivid.

When Ye Xuan finished saying these words, the entire class became silent, and the atmosphere was suddenly depressed to the extreme.

Tang Xiaorou looked dazed, as a scholar, she didn't know anything about these histories.

She even suspected that these histories were all fabricated by Ye Xuan casually.

And Lin Shiyu, who is a top student, is even more shocked.

Regarding what Ye Xuan said, he had heard of a few of them.

For example, Xiang Yu committed suicide and met the chief of Wujiang Pavilion, who was indeed sent by Liu Bang to humiliate Xiang Yu.

For another example, Li Zhi did marry his mother.

After all, Wu Zetian is Li Shimin's wife, and Li Zhi is Li Shimin's son.

According to the generation, Li Zhi did marry his mother.

This move is a big rebellion, and everyone will be punished.

As for the rest, 'Dayu can't control the water but the family, and he has a son for no reason', and 'Sima Yi is gay' This kind of black history, Lin Shiyu is unheard of.

Ye Xuan, how did you know?

Lin Shiyu's eyes widened, stunned, and stared at Ye Xuan, who was talking and laughing.

Ye Xuan's eyes were firm and confident.

This made Lin Shiyu feel more and more that Ye Xuan was not lying.

Lin Shiyu subconsciously glanced at Leng Ruobing, only to see Leng Ruobing's face panicked, and his face was full of consternation.

"Classmate, are you ...... What is your name? ”

Leng Ruobing's face was shocked, her eyes were wide and round, and she looked very watery, staring at Ye Xuan, and said suspiciously.

"Hehe, my name is Tang Xuan. Teacher, you don't have to admire me. I knew this history when I wore open crotch pants. ”

Ye Xuan smiled faintly, his eyes outlined a few traces of confidence, and he said softly with a posture of being high up and teaching a teacher.

"Admiration ......"

Leng Ruobing was almost suspicious that she had heard the wrong thing.

This guy is pretending to be too stable!

Even the ancients dared to be black!

No, this Nima is simply out of the black.

Dayu has been controlling the water for thirteen years, and he has passed the door three times without entering.

This was originally to praise Dayu's focus on benefiting the people and being selfless.

In this guy's mouth, it has become, Dayu was put on a tall green hat, and he has a son for no reason.

Is this the legendary happy father?

Sima Yi is gay, even if he is gay, he actually fell in love with Zhuge Liang.

the groove.

The temptation to go back to the village, let's see too much!

It's just a handful of nonsense.

Sima Yi, who has a son and a grandson, why is he gay?

Funny!

Li Zhi married his mother.

Well, this sentence, there is nothing wrong with it.

Jiang Ziya fishes, and those who wish to take the bait.

It's actually for pickling girls.

Kidding…… me……

It's fuck.

Leng Ruobing suddenly had a sentence of "Mom sells batches", and she really wanted to tell Ye Xuan about it.

"Classmate, you are so powerful, do your parents know?"

Leng Ruobing was very helpless, glanced at Ye Xuan coldly, and asked in a deep voice.

"I don't have parents."

Ye Xuan said simply, but then, he laughed and continued: "Teacher, do you know who is the most powerful in mythological stories? ”

"I don't know."

Leng Ruobing pondered for a moment, and finally, shook his head.

China has a long history, up and down for 5,000 years, and there are countless heroes.

Where's the best of the best?

"Hehe, in mythological stories, the most powerful is of course Sun Wukong and his father. In ancient times, Xu Xian said that the snake, and Ning Caichen was a ghost. These people are really powerful. But these people are still much inferior to Sun Wukong's father who can get pregnant with stones! ”

Ye Xuan laughed heartily and explained.

In the class, where the atmosphere was originally depressed, there was a burst of laughter.

Monkey King and his father...... Got pregnant with stones...... The Monkey King was born......

This logic, dare to ask who else?