Chapter Fifty-Eight: I Won't Drink Anymore (End of this Volume)

"I'm back."

As soon as Wood walked to the main hall, a voice came, which made Wood couldn't help but be slightly startled.

Looking up, he saw Yato leaning against the pillar of the main hall, his expression a little complicated, and when he saw Wood, he held up the text message on his phone and shook it.

"The result?"

"Tsk, kindness is not rewarded."

Wood gave Yato an angry look, "Can't you just ask me if I'm hurt or something?" Looking at your posture, is there a drama to avenge your father next? ”

"Hahahaha~~"

Yato couldn't help but laugh when he heard this: "How can you be injured by a pervert?" Then he shook his head: "Don't say that he is not dead, even if he is really dead, he deserves it." ”

Wood couldn't help but be stunned for a moment when he heard this, but then reacted.

Yato was also born from Hiroto Fujisaki's wishes, and there should be some connection between the two that they don't know.

"It's a pity that I didn't let him 'deserve it', I killed the person 'Hiroto Fujisaki', but I couldn't erase the existence of your father."

There was no beginning or end to the sentence, but Yato nodded clearly, and said with a smile: "Don't be disappointed, although I don't know how he uses methods similar to god-possessed to continue to reincarnate, but the price to pay for each reincarnation seems to be very large, at least for ten years, it is impossible for him to appear." ”

"It's none of my business to show up."

Wood lazily lay down in front of the main hall: "This time tomorrow, I will be leaving." ”

[Please prepare the host, a forced return to the Overworld will be made after 24 hours.] 】

On the way back, the system was still the same as always, without warning, without the slightest regularity, and coldly dropped a sentence and dived again; This thing is simply a complete diving emperor, and he resolutely does not bubble that kind of ......

Leave?

Yadou was stunned for a moment, but there was no surprise on his face, but he smiled bitterly: "Are you going to leave so soon?" ”

Although Yato is superficially coarse, he is more delicate than Wood in some aspects.

From the propaganda on the legend, as well as the words that Wood had inadvertently said about leaving, and the recent act of sending him the shrine, he had already guessed that Wood might be leaving, but he didn't expect this day to come so soon.

"I didn't expect it to be so soon."

Wood smiled slightly, "But the purpose of my coming here has been achieved." ”

"Destination?"

Yato was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly suddenly.

He had almost forgotten that when he first met Wood, he had been trying to find a way to mend his soul.

In the blink of an eye......

It's been so long.

Experiencing too many things and ignoring the passage of time.

"Would you like to go and have another drink?"

Yato paused and added, "Just the two of us!" ”

“……”

The corners of Wood's mouth twitched, "Don't do it." ”

The last time he became a famous god, he got drunk and had a bad time with Yato for several days, and Wood still remembers it vividly, so he will definitely lose his life if he comes a few more times......

"What nonsense."

Yadou smiled, took out a large bottle of five-yuan coins from his arms and shook it: "I'm in for a treat, if you don't go, if you don't go, I'll find someone else." ”

"Go!!"

Wood's eyes lit up: "This wine, even if I have a birthday, I have to drink it." ”

……

Early the next morning.

Ichiki Hiyo ran to the shrine early, but he didn't find Yato.

"Yukine, don't you even know where Yato went?" Ichikihi asked with some concern.

"Don't worry."

Xueyin pouted: "Mr. Wood is not here, the two of them are probably out to work." Speaking of this, Xue Yin smiled slightly: "With such a big shrine, Yato should be more serious, and he won't get drunk at every turn like he used to ......"

"Drink... Keep drinking......"

“……”

This familiar sound.

The corners of Xueyin's eyes twitched, and her eyes looked towards the steps outside the shrine.

"Drink... Ass, your little change is enough... Ha? Lao Tzu's part-time job money is all in it, let me tell you... Brother Wu, my company is not here, otherwise even if you are a god, Lao Tzu will kill you..."

Another drunken voice came.

Ichizuri: "......"

It didn't take long for the two figures to hook their shoulders and back, and they walked up slowly, and as soon as they stepped over the steps, they landed on their faces neatly......

Xueyin and Ichizuri glanced at each other, both of them were a little crying and laughing.

Yato ran out to drink, and Mr. Wood, who had always been shy away from drinking, actually drank like this.

Looking at this, these two people have drunk at least all night.

It's good enough to be able to walk back.

……

By the time Wood woke up, it was nearly dusk.

When he opened his eyes, he was greeted by the ceiling of the main hall, but when he saw the situation around him, his face couldn't help but darken.

I saw that the surroundings were like a car accident scene, and there was a mess scattered around.

"Hey, woke up?"

Yato's voice came, and Wood turned his head to see Yato sitting outside the main hall, and Hiyori and Yukine were sitting next to him.

When he found out that Wood woke up, Yato had a weird smile on his face.

"Tsk, Wood, I didn't expect you to be that kind of person."

What's wrong?

Wood was slightly stunned, and when he saw Xueyin and Rihe's uncontrollable smile, he suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Try to remember what happened when you were drunk......

But no matter how much he thought, he couldn't remember what happened when he got drunk.

"Hahahahahaha~~~"

Yukine and Hiyori didn't dare to laugh out loud, but Yato had no scruples, and when he saw Wood's confused look, the whole person rolled around laughing in front of the main hall.

"You bastard is too bad at drinking, you actually played a drunken mania for a day, do you know what you did?"

The corners of Xueyin's mouth twitched, and she turned around silently, but Wood could clearly see that the little ghost's shoulders were shaking.

Wood couldn't help but have a hint of unease on his face: "I... What are you doing? ”

"Today, a believer came to worship with his ten-year-old daughter, but you bastard actually jumped out and hugged other people's daughters and didn't let go, and kept shouting 'I like Lori the most', 'Lori is very well-behaved', 'Come, call Brother Wood'......"

Groove ~~~

Wood almost didn't jump up when he heard this: "Really? ”

"Of course it's true, I was startled by the little girl, and then the three of us finally pulled you away."

The smile on Yato's face became more and more cheap: "Someone is still shouting with great pride, 'Tens of thousands of Loli are following me, called Brother Wood', 'I haven't seen the endless Lori Sea', 'I have millions of Loli believers, believe it or not' and the like." ”

“……”

Wood's face turned pale......

Because he found that this may really be what he said, and it is indeed what he is most proud of...... But the pride in my heart and the pride on my face are very different, this shame ...... Wood is now eager to travel through the world of One Punch......

"More fun is yet to come."

And also?

The corners of Wood's mouth twitched.

"The three of us finally pulled you back to the main hall, and then you conjured into a skirt and shouted to us, 'You don't believe it, don't you see, this is what my Lori gave me, they are the best', and then put on a skirt and smirked while running wild in the main hall......

"Stop!!"

Wood hurriedly waved his hand, and when he raised his head, he looked at the three of them with a murderous intent in his eyes: "If you don't want to be killed, quickly delete this memory for me!" ”

"......" three people.

I don't drink alcohol again in my life!!

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Uh, four chapters, from two o'clock in the afternoon to now ten hours have only four chapters......