Chapter 1: Vixen?
Before he could open his eyes, the glare of the sunlight made Wood frown.
I hate this damn sunshine more and more!
Well?
Wood's brow furrowed slightly, although he hadn't looked at his surroundings yet, he could feel it clearly...... This is not Saitama-sensei's home.
The breeze blows to show that he is standing on a very spacious road, and the honking of the surrounding cars and the intercourse of human beings are sounds that cannot be heard in the uninhabited area of Z City, which means that this time his return did not directly return to the place where he left.
"Here it is...... City A? ”
Wood opened his eyes and looked around, and determined his own location, not that he was familiar with other cities, after all, except for Z City, Wood rarely went to other cities. The reason why he was able to determine that this was City A was because of a building directly in front of him.
It's a dark building, but it's strange...... The building has no windows, and the sunlight reflects the luster of steel on the building, and although it looks like a high-rise building, it is a real steel fortress.
The headquarters of the Hero Society.
The landmark building of City A, this building alone can already tell which city you are in.
"System, what's going on?"
Wood asked in his mind, based on past experience, every time he returned, he should appear in the place where he left, disappear from Saitama-sensei's house, and according to the previous rules, he should be sent home directly, not in City A, a few cities apart.
However, there was no answer to his question, as if he hadn't heard it at all.
After waiting for a long time, without waiting for the system to respond, Wood pursed his lips and was not angry, he just asked, although City A is a little far from City Z, it won't take long to take the subway.
Wood didn't dwell on, glanced at the massive steel fortress, turned around and began to look for a phone booth nearby.
It won't take long to take the subway, but don't forget that this is where his company is located.
Wood was going to find a phone booth and ask Nyzso to send a helicopter to pick him up.
He actually had other ideas in mind......
This world is too dangerous, and it is very likely to encounter strange people in a crowded transportation like the subway, so it is better to have a helicopter.
At least in Wood's mind, this ghost world is a Resident Evil-like existence, walking on the street without protection, and maybe a zombie will jump out and bite him......
Searching along the way, he finally found a public phone at a convenience store on the corner.
In today's era, it has become difficult to find a public telephone, and the mobile phone has unconsciously become a tool that can be used by 80-year-old people and 10-year-old elementary school students, and there are very few places to use public telephones.
"Hello?"
As soon as the phone was connected, Niziso's extremely impatient voice came from the other side: "I'm very busy now, hurry up if I have a fart." ”
“……”
The corners of Wood's mouth twitched, this bastard seems to be getting worse and worse lately, right?
"I'm Wood."
"Huh?"
Niziso was slightly stunned, and only reacted after half a sound: "Little boss, why are you calling me?" I'm really busy, so hang up if it's okay. ”
“……”
The corners of Wood's mouth twitched, although he was used to this muddy person, every time he communicated with him, Wood felt that his boss was becoming less and less dignified.
"You're busy, play games and wait and then play, first arrange a helicopter to pick me up in City A."
"City A? Why did you still run away to City A? ”
Niziso asked, and then there was a whisper from his side, and the surrounding environment seemed to be very noisy, Niziso said a few words to the people next to him, and then said into the microphone: "Since it's City A, little boss, you can directly ask the people from the Hero Association to send you, and I'll call the Hero Association later, and let someone come out to pick you up." ”
Wood frowned, "What are you busy with?" ”
"Huh? You don't know? ”
Niziso said with a wry smile in his tone: "Boss, what are you thinking about all day, don't you care about Shenqi Group, forget it, today is the opening of Xiao Xiashi's department store, and we all came here." ”
"Uh......"
Wood had indeed forgotten that the world had only been around for a week.
"Okay, I won't talk to you, all the senior executives of the Shenqi Group, including me, are working as coolies for the five small bosses."
Before the words could be spoken, Nizso hung up the phone.
Wood turned around and walked to the Hero Guild headquarters building, and the corners of his mouth twitched, and he suddenly remembered something...... It seems that he promised Xia Shi and them before leaving, and the department store opened a week later, and he went over to help prepare.
As a result, he completely forgot about it.
"Hey!"
"Well, I don't think I care too much." Wood smiled bitterly, he felt that a few little girls were very likely to come to him to settle accounts when they were idle, you must know that these little girls are very good at pleasing people, at least Saitama Sensei and Genos are firmly on their side.
"Hey."
Well,Sure enough, Lori is a cute existence.。
"Hey, that little man, didn't you hear me talking to you, what are you doing in this kind of place without going to school, get out of here, don't get in my way here!!"
A series of words came from behind, and Wood couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.
Talking to me?
Wood turned around with some confusion, only to find that he was standing behind a little girl, and the other Wood hadn't paid attention to it, but when he found that the other party was half a head shorter than himself, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, where did this thing come from the confidence to call others a dwarf.
After a few careful glances, the girl felt a little familiar, the girl had shoulder-length green curls, and she looked like she was only fourteen or fifteen years old.
But contrary to his age, the clothes on his body can be called extremely exposed, the hem of the black robe is completely slit, divided into four parts, but it just covers the place that should be covered, and what is even more strange is that even if the wind blows the hem and sway, it cannot expose the slightest place that should not be exposed.
It's like a gravity-free skirt in the anime, only showing her fair and eye-catching legs, and even Wood, who is not very interested in beautiful women, can't help but want to see the scene of this little girl walking away, which shows how imaginative this dress is.
"You guy, did you hear me? How dare a little ghost ignore me? ”
The little girl snorted coldly, pinched her waist with both hands, and her little face clearly showed disdain and contempt: "Look at you like this, you are only thirteen or fourteen years old, you know that you have skipped class at such a young age, and you really feel sorry for your parents." ”
"People like you who don't learn countless things, even if you grow up, you will only feel sorry for yourself because of the embarrassment of life, and eventually become a weirdo, and you have no value at all."
"I am disgusted by the air in the same area as you, it makes me very unpleasant, get out of here, don't get in the way of the Hero Guild!!"
“……”
“……”
Wood opened his mouth, and it took him half a moment to come to his senses in the barrage of words.
This girl......
She's a shrew.
Opening your mouth to a stranger is a lesson in the air...... No, this can be called street swearing.
It's a miracle that such an underwhelmed little Lori wasn't caught and trained by the strange uncle.
At least Wood, a potential Lolita who has a very good impression of Lori, now has an urge to lift this little girl up and spank her.
But......
"Hey, hey, hey."
……