For the next two weeks, Wood spent the next two weeks on the couch.

Thankfully, nothing happened in the past two weeks.

But thinking about the half month of life back here, Wood felt that it was better to continue to stay in Iron City, at least in the days of Iron City, he had not been seriously injured.

But when you go back to the world you think is safe.

Serious injury, coma, coma, serious injury...... And now he is half-paralyzed......

This is also thanks to the fact that he is now a vampire, and his self-healing ability is extremely strong, otherwise he would have hung up a long time ago.

The most serious injury was blown by Saitama-sensei's fist......

However, this time, Saitama-sensei did fulfill his duties as a teacher, and after making sure that Wood was not hanging, he went to destroy the organization called the 'Evolution House' on the same day.

As for Genos, he has become a regular visitor to Saitama's house for the past two weeks, and he will come on time every day.

Then he carefully wrote down every action and every word of Saitama in his notebook, and even the unnutritious words such as 'if you don't brush your teeth, you will get tooth decay, and if you don't practice kung fu, you will regress'......

But it's also convenient for Wood, like now.

"Genos, pour me a glass of water."

"Yes, Brother Wood."

Leaning on the sofa and drinking the water that Genos brought to his hand, Wood looked extremely comfortable: "Yes, I am very optimistic about you, continue to work hard, sooner or later one day Saitama Sensei will accept you as a disciple." ”

"Well, I'll definitely bow under Saitama-sensei." Genos nodded with a serious expression, and then wondered, "Why didn't Saitama Sensei stay at home today, did he go to clear the weirdos?" ”

"Well, it's pretty much the same!"

Wood casually set the cup aside, tapped it on his notebook, and handed it to Genos.

"What is this?"

Genos stepped forward and found that it was a video, which should have been news this morning, judging by the date.

It is said that a group of young people who have no job and do not want to work, led by a B-class bounty criminal, formed a terrorist organization called Taoyuan Township, and if they do not agree to the condition of 'getting money if they don't work', they will continue to carry out terrorist attacks.

"Where are these little characters used, so that Saitama Sensei went there in person?"

Genos frowned, in his opinion, Saitama Sensei only needs to eliminate those disasters above the ghost level, this kind of small role is not worth wasting Saitama Sensei's time at all.

"That's not the point."

Wood pointed to a line of words on the screen: "Don't you see this 'all the members of the Taoyuan Township Organization are bald'?" In order to prevent the hairstyle of 'bald head' from becoming a special hairstyle for terrorists, Saitama sensei volunteered to exterminate Taoyuan Township. ”

Hey, hey, hey~~~

Wood sneered: "After all, he can't grow hair." ”

Genos was stunned, a deep groan appeared on his handsome face, and after a while, he spoke: "I understand, you mean that Saitama Sensei has been worrying about his baldness at a young age?" ”

“……”

The corners of Wood's mouth twitched, he always felt that the brain circuits of this thing were a little different from normal humans, and his expression was a little too serious, I was a little nervous when I saw it.

"That...... There will inevitably be some troubles, but they shouldn't be as serious as you think, although I don't know what you're thinking......"

"I understand!"

Genos waved his hand directly, took out his mobile phone and called: "Hey, Dr. Kusno, there are some things I want to ask you...... Well, it's about Saitama Sensei, and I think that if this time things are done, Saitama Sensei will definitely accept me as a disciple. ”

"I would like to ask, can artificial hair reinforced with fiber synthesis be transplanted into human skin?"

“…… Hello"

Wood listened halfway, and his face changed, this thing can't be real, right?

"Really? I've seen the original photo of Saitama Sensei, it's black hair, is it this color? Well, if you have a transplant, when will you have time......

Hanging up the phone, Genos looked at Wood, who was full of black lines, and said excitedly, "Does Saitama have time next Saturday?" ”

“…… You can tell that doctor to prepare in advance, and you might be beaten to the factory next Saturday! ”

"Huh?"

"Ah, you big-headed ghost, don't make a fuss, if you let Saitama Sensei know that you decided to transplant that bullshit fiber on his head, I can guarantee that the doctor will definitely repair you on Saturday."

The corners of Wood's mouth twitched, Genos had never heard a wise saying.

- Don't hit people in the face, and don't expose their shortcomings when they scold.

Genos's product is not only short, but also belongs to the type that says that people are short in person, takes a few photos with their pants, shows the photos, and then talks about how short they are......

"I'll tell you a few wise sayings, if you want to survive safely in this world, you have to remove all the words about bald heads from your mind, such as 'bald man', 'bald donkey', 'bald', 'headlights', etc., otherwise you will anger Saitama sensei, and no one will be able to do it!"

Genos slapped his palms in understanding: "Ah, I see, Senior Brother Wood, your consciousness is that Saitama Sensei has low self-esteem for his bald head, so can't you mention the bald head in front of him?" ”

“…… It's not to the point of inferiority. ”

"Wouldn't it be better to implant reinforcing fibers, I believe in Dr. Kusno's strength, after the operation, it is absolutely exactly the same as real hair, and it also has a certain degree of defense and fire resistance."

Wood rolled his eyes, why do you keep getting along with Saitama-sensei's bald head......

Bald head is wronged, right?

And that useless defensive function and fire resistance or something, people will never breathe fire, take the head and pick it up...... Well, free perm?

It took a lot of effort to persuade Genos to give up the plan to transform Saitama sensei's bald head.

It's dusk.

Saitama returned home with a gloomy face.

Wood was lying on the couch, enjoying a meal cooked by a modified person.

"Saitama-sensei, you're finally back!"

Genos hurriedly stepped forward, and said extremely respectfully, for the sake of apprenticeship, the shamelessness of this transformed person is not weaker than Wood, who once used money to lure......

"Why are you here again?" The corners of Saitama's mouth twitched, and before Genos could reply, he waved his hand: "Forget it, I'm in a bad mood right now, you can go back today!" ”

With a heavy sigh, Saitama went straight around Genos and entered the room.

Not in the mood?

Wood was stunned and looked at Saitama with a curious expression: "What?" Missed the supermarket sale again? ”

Saitama sensei is in a bad mood, and Wood can only think about this......

"Saitama-sensei, I have a timer reminder device in my body, so if you're afraid of forgetting the supermarket sale time, let me remind you!" Genos hurriedly came over and said with a smug expression.

Saitama's eyes lit up: "And this kind of function?" ”

"Hmm!"

"Uh...... No...... Saitama sighed, "There are no supermarket sales today, and it's not because of this." ”

"What's wrong with that?"

"I found ...... My popularity is simply too low. ”

“……”

The corners of Wood's mouth twitched, and this seemed to be a familiar scene.

……