"I've been a hero for three years out of interest, and I've eliminated a lot of weirdos so far, and I've never seen those heroes on TV as active as me, why are they all on TV, but no one knows me? I think it's normal to have a few fans. ”

Saitama looked disappointed and pointed to Wood next to him: "As a result, just one of his fans has become my disciple, and even today those people in the city recognize me as a terrorist." ”

Wood shrank his head slightly, inexplicably feeling a little weak.

Naturally, he knew the reason why Saitama Sensei was not well-known, but Wood felt ...... Saitama is still in this state of being unemployed and staying at home, which makes it easier for her to protect her safety......

Genos frowned: "How could this happen?" You didn't register in the Hero Handbook, did you? Before he finished speaking, Genos himself shook his head: "No, Senior Brother Wood is the honorary director of the Hero Association, and he shouldn't have forgotten to remind you of this kind of thing." ”

Nima!

Wood's face darkened, this girl owes a pump!

"Hero's Handbook? What's that? ”

Saitama was stunned for a moment, slowly turned his head and shifted his gaze to Wood, and an extremely kind smile appeared on his face: "I remember, the last time that guy named Nizso came, he did mention the Hero Association or something. ”

“……”

Wood looked at the teacher's 'kind' smile, silently opened the notebook, logged in to the official website of the Hero Association, clicked on the introduction of how to become a hero, and handed it to the teacher.

Seeing Saitama Sensei coming over with curiosity on his face, Wood pouted and said, "To put it simply, now that a hero is a profession, you don't have a professional qualification certificate, so no one recognizes you as a hero at all." “

"The Hero Association has branches in each city, where it is tested and meets certain standards, and then it can be registered in the Hero Handbook and officially obtain the right to call itself a hero; At the same time, the association will distribute bonuses from donations based on the performance of the heroes themselves. ”

Wood touched his chin and said proudly: "Attention, I'm one of the donors, and many heroes have taken my money." ”

"Are you so rich?" Saitama asked with some curiosity.

Without waiting for Wood to speak, Genos nodded: "As far as I know, Senior Brother Wood's company has been established for less than half a year, and it is already a well-known enterprise in Z City, and it is still in a period of rapid development, and the recent new game is one of the top ten most popular games. ”

There is no doubt that all of this information was investigated during that period......

Saitama looked at Wood in a daze, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "I always thought he was making a small office and doing communication fraud......"

“…… Am I like that? ”

Wood almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood.

"Like!" Saitama nodded without hesitation.

“……”

Well, I admit it......

When he first didn't have the funds, Wood did think about communication fraud, but in the end, I didn't do it.

Wood pointed to the laptop screen and decisively changed the subject: "Well, to get back to the point, that is, the heroes that are often broadcast on TV are all professional heroes registered on the roster. Those who carry out activities in the name of individuals and claim to be heroes are basically liars, so please be careful. ”

In fact, Wood is quite speechless about this phenomenon.

To use the simplest analogy, it's like if you don't have a good college diploma, even if you are knowledgeable, no one will believe you.

The heroes of justice have become a means for many people to make money and gild; The people they saved did not have the original gratitude, but it was easy to have the idea of 'I donated money, and you are rightful to protect me'.

Of course, it is not completely undesirable, it is a mixed bag, depending on what the rescued person thinks.

At least there are heroes who sacrifice their lives to protect themselves, and Wood will definitely be grateful and increase his efforts to donate money......

"Why didn't you tell me about this kind of thing earlier?" Saitama asked, glaring at Wood.

Wood blinked innocently: "I thought you already knew about it, teacher, after all, those heroes are broadcast on TV every day, as well as those disaster levels assessed by the Hero Association, and it makes me quite unbelievable that you don't know." ”

This is a phrase that has been prepared for a long time, and it is normal to say ...... It's really strange that Mr. Saitama doesn't notice the big disasters on TV every day......

"I thought those heroes were just like me." Saitama covered her face and glanced up at Wood, "Have you registered?" ”

"What are you kidding, I'm a donor, I just need to send money to the Hero Association." Wood is sane and strong.

Saitama: "......"

I suddenly felt that the hero was not as noble as he thought.

Decisively ignoring this copper-smelling disciple, Saitama turned to Genos and asked, "What about you, Genos?" ”

"No, I don't need to!"

It was no wonder that Genos replied, after all, he wandered around various cities to eliminate the weirdos, just to find the reformers who destroyed his hometown, and he didn't care about whether he became a hero or not.

Saitama's eyes lit up: "Go and register, if you come with me, I will take you as an apprentice." ”

"Let's go!"

Genos's eyes lit up, and it was a real one, and he nodded vigorously.

“……”

The corners of Wood's mouth moved, and the conversation between the two people felt ...... It's very ambiguous.

This witness is inappropriate!!

……

Seeing Saitama and the two discussing the specifics of the hero review, Wood suddenly felt a little worried in his heart, because it also meant that his understanding of the original book was over, and he had no way of knowing what would happen after that.

When Saitama becomes a hero, what kind of enemies and disasters will he encounter?

But one thing Wood is sure of is that ......

You can't go wrong with hugging the teacher's thighs!!

But how to protect oneself in the absence of the teacher needs to be carefully considered.

The Association of Heroes is a good target.

Now although he is one of the honorary directors of the Hero Association, there are many people who are richer than himself, and even those civilians will donate money to the Hero Association, and he is only one more useless honorary director than the civilians.

If it weren't for the new game fire, the Hero Guild wouldn't have noticed a small company that barely had a bit of fame in City Z.

If you want the Hero Association to pay more attention to yourself, you can only use money to buy the road.

Let's not talk about whether those officials and employees are greedy for money, just the remuneration of those heroes, the equipment used for work, and even the personal research of black technology heroes like metal knights do not need money.

In fact, when he knew about the S-class hero of the metal knight, Wood wanted to stammer, after all, the Gatling of an A-class hero had already opened his eyes, let alone an S-class scientist.

It's just that the reality is cruel......

Not qualified enough!

People are not short of money at all, and it is said that the entire headquarters of the Hero Association is built by metal knights, which is basically equivalent to the chief scientist of the Hero Association, and such people don't need to worry about funds at all.

And Wood has no money, at most it is worth going out and talking about the disciples of Saitama, but others have to ask with a confused face: "Saitama?" Who is it? ”

So the number one goal Wood has set for himself is to make money!

Earn a lot of money, at least you are in danger, and the Hero Association can send S-class heroes to protect it.

But it's easy to make a little money, but it's not so easy to make a lot of money.

If nothing else, people alone are not so easy to find.

Shenqi Group executives plus technicians are less than a hundred, and Wood has to find people he can trust.

Shaking his head, Wood didn't think about these things, let's take a step at a time for the time being.

"Genos, pour me a glass of water."

"Yes, Brother Wood!"

Genos, who was discussing with Saitama on the side, answered.

Wood smiled, there is an S-level tea and water at home, who has this treatment?

"He's not without long hands, let him pour himself." Saitama glanced at Wood angrily.

"Teacher, I'm half paralyzed, how can I pour water myself."

Saitama didn't reply, and directly raised his hand and pointed out the window: "Be careful, there are snipers!" ”

"Where's that?"

Wood jumped up with the sofa directly, picked up the sofa as a shield, and trotted behind Saitama.

Genos: "......"

……