Chapter Seventy-Two: Asking for Rain (Asking for Collection Recommendation)
"Y-What are you talking nonsense?" Huli Daxian looked angry.
Chen Li said with an innocent face: "I said that you guys even drank so much urine, I can't compare, what's wrong?" ”
"You fart!"
Seeing this monkey talking nonsense, Huli Daxian angrily reprimanded on the spot.
Zhu Bajie walked out and grinned: "National teacher, don't be modest, when it comes to drinking urine, no one in the world can compare to your three brothers." ”
"Who the hell are you talking about?"
"Believe it or not, put you in jail?"
"You dead pig demon!"
Lu Li and Yang Li all scolded.
Seeing this, Chen Li touched his nose and said in a tone that seemed to be smiling rather than smiling: "Ouch, big brother, my bottle of holy water tastes a bit heavy, let's change it." ”
Zhu Bajie responded with great understanding: "It's just right, I also think that my bottle has a heavy taste, as if it smells of monkey urine." ”
"Oh, don't talk about it, my bottle is only heavy, full of pig flavor."
Even Monk Sha, who has always been silent, couldn't help but laugh along.
The faces of the three national teachers, tigers, deers and sheep suddenly changed, and they didn't know what they thought, their faces were ugly as if they had eaten a dead mouse.
Seeing this, Chen Li added fuel to the fire and said: "Don't pick and choose, this is the holy water that Tianzun has rewarded us, drink it quickly, drink it quickly, don't waste a drop." ”
Seeing Brother Monkey raising his neck and making a gesture, Zhu Bajie smiled and leaned forward and backwards.
And the three of them grabbed their throats on the spot and retched.
When the Manchu Dynasty civil and military saw their dumb riddle-like words, they were all stunned for a moment, and they couldn't figure out the situation.
Even King Chechi had a strange look.
"You guys, you are so bold, I'm going to kill you!"
Huli Daxian has the most irritable temper, and he is about to rush over with a slap.
Chen Li hurriedly shouted, "What's the matter?" If you drink the deity's Sanqing holy water, you don't recognize people, right? ”
"I ......"
Huli Daxian's eyes darkened, and he almost fainted.
Lu Li Yangli said to King Chechi: "Your Majesty, where are they monks who learn from the scriptures, they are clearly a group of monsters, please give your Majesty an order to arrest them all!" ”
"Two Aiqing, they are really monks from the Tang Dynasty, let's not want that......"
King Che Chi looked embarrassed and pointed to the customs clearance document in his hand, which was a strong evidence of their identity.
"But my brother is not reconciled!" Lu Li Daxian clenched his fists, and his anger was about to burn to the base of his neck.
The eldest brother of the three, Huli Daxian finally came back to his senses, calmed down his mood fiercely, and then said gloomily: "Damn monkey, the national teacher asks you, do you dare to gamble with me?" ”
Chen Li grinned and said, "As long as it's not like drinking urine, I'll bet with you." ”
"Of course I'm no better than drinking pee!"
Huli Daxian was so angry that he stomped his feet.
Having played enough and laughing enough, Chen Li's face returned to calm, and he asked lightly: "Okay, tell me, how do you want to bet?" What is the stake? ”
Huli Daxian said coldly: "Let's bet on the art of praying for rain, whoever can borrow rain from heaven will win, as for the bet......"
After hesitating for a while, Huli Daxian said with a gloomy face: "Just bet your life, as long as you lose, you will give me your life!" ”
"Oh?" When Chen Li heard this, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he smiled: "Then what if you lose?" ”
"Hmph, I'm not going to lose." Huli Daxian hugged his chest, full of confidence.
Chen Li glared and said, "Hey, you love to brag when you drink too much urine, right?" ”
"Poof......" The white bone spirit couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud again.
"You ......" Huli Daxian was so angry that his eyes were black again, and he almost fell.
"Okay, if I lose, you can do it!"
"Okay, deal!" Chen Li clapped his palms, and then said to King Chechi: "Please also ask Your Majesty to arrange the venue for us, I want to see how much this urine drinker can pray for rain." ”
"What the hell are you......" Huli Daxian jumped to his feet in anger, and was about to rush over on the spot.
Fortunately, Lu Li Yangli grabbed him and persuaded: "Big brother, don't be angry, if you win him, he will kill him with you, don't worry about him now!" ”
"Whew...... Call...... Whew......"
Huli Daxian took a deep breath for a long time, and the anger in his heart was suppressed.
"Hmph, you wait for the national division!"
After saying this, the group walked out of the temple.
King Chechi was so happy to see the excitement that he immediately ordered someone to choose a venue.
In less than an hour, the group came to an open place on the mountain behind the imperial city.
Huli Daxian and his group were the first to enter, and instructed his disciples to arrange everything and start to go to the altar.
"Husband, are you really good?"
Although the White Bone Spirit believed that Chen Li was omnipotent in the sky, this matter of praying for rain was related to the gods such as wind, rain, thunder and lightning in the sky, and it was by no means a simple matter.
When Chen Li heard this, he pretended to be angry and slapped it on the white bone spirit's buttocks, and said, "Okay, you, you actually dislike me?" See if I don't clean you up at night. ”
"Husband, I didn't mean this ......"
The white bone spirit blushed suddenly.
Seeing this, Chen Li stopped teasing and said with a smile: "Don't worry, although I don't have any acquaintances in the sky, there is an old pig next to me, as for the rain......
Speaking of this, Chen Li set his eyes on the little white dragon not far away, lying on the ground and chewing grass roots.
According to the original direction of Journey to the West, it was Sun Wukong who relied on his own face to explain the help of gods such as wind, rain, thunder and lightning.
But Chen Li is obviously not as big as Sun Wukong, but if he can't do it, it doesn't mean that a few juniors can't do it.
Huli Daxian climbed the altar and began to babble and chant incantations.
Chen Li didn't delay any longer, leaned into Zhu Bajie's ear and said something, and then, the two of them were motionless.
After the two guys came out of their bodies, they went straight to the little white dragon.
The little white dragon who was chewing grass roots was startled by the sudden voice in his ears, and Chen Li hurriedly said, "Don't panic, it's me, you brother monkey." ”
"Uh, Brother Monkey, why are you so decently out of your body?" The little white dragon was puzzled.
Chen Lidao: "I'll tell you later, you go to heaven with me now." ”
"Oh, good!"
The little white dragon happily agreed, and then the huge turtle body flew up.
Because the little white dragon's cultivation has not yet reached level 40, and there is no change spell similar to thirty-six changes and seventy-two changes, the original god cannot go out of the body.
The three of them went straight to the sky, but they didn't go to the heavenly court, but just stayed on a thick cloud.
And on this cloud, there are six people standing at this time!
Four of them, the dragon head and the human body, needless to say, the dragon king of the four seas is undoubted.
And the other two, one holding the Thor Hammer and the other holding the Qianyuan Mirror, are naturally the Thunder Male and Lightning Mother who controls the thunder and lightning!
Below, Huli Daxian sent out the paperwork, burned the talisman, and after hitting the token, he brazenly shouted: "The wind is coming!" ”
As soon as the words fell, the wind suddenly rose here!
(End of chapter)