Chapter Seventy-One: I Admit Defeat Because You Dare to Drink Urine (Ask for Collection Recommendation)

The three brothers drank heartily, and after burping, they didn't forget to give their disciples a little bit.

After waiting for a while, the Tiger Power Great Immortal Fox asked, "Tianzun, why do you feel that there is no reaction when you drink these three clear holy waters?" ”

Chen Lixin said: "How do you want to react when you drink urine?" A pillar of optimus? ”

Although he smiled in his heart, Chen Li was still very solemn on the surface, and said softly: "This Sanqing Holy Water is very wonderful, and you need to go back to the house quickly to meditate and practice before you can understand the mystery." ”

"I see."

Huli Daxian suddenly realized, and hurriedly said: "Tianzun, I will go back to the house first, and tomorrow, I will send a good offering to honor you." ”

"Well, go ahead."

After Chen Li finished speaking, the three brothers hurriedly turned around and left, this Sanqing holy water is a rare treasure, but it can't delay the medicinal effect.

When the disciples saw the master leaving, they hurriedly licked the bottle a few times, and then went out unsatisfied.

After no one in the hall, the three people who lacked virtue immediately turned back into their real bodies, and they rolled forward and backwards with laughter, which could not be suppressed.

Even the reserved white bone spirit, thinking of the group of monsters who drank urine and was still satisfied, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but hook up a faint arc, and he couldn't cry or laugh.

"Okay, don't laugh, it's not too early, let's go back quickly."

Chen Li said with a smile.

The four of them did not delay any longer, went out, and flew back to Zhiyuan Temple with clouds and mist.

At this time, it was already the third watch, and the little monk slept very sweetly.

Chen Li put the melons and fruits brought back from the temple next to the little monk, and then strictly told Zhu Bajie not to eat them secretly, and then went back to the room with the white bone spirit to rest.

Early the next morning.

They packed their luggage and went straight to the palace of Chechiguo.

The rescue car released by the system, the monk Chi Guo, was not completed because he brought them back yesterday.

If you think about it carefully, if you don't solve the three monsters and the mediocre monarch from the root, when they leave, this group of monks will still be unable to escape.

After the soldiers defending the city received the customs clearance documents, they hurried to the palace to report their wages.

After a while, eunuchs came and led them to the Jinluan Hall in Chechi.

When the group entered the palace, they heard Emperor Che Chiguo, who was sitting on the dragon chair, say coldly: "Come on, take them all down!" ”

Swish!

Outside the hall, a column of soldiers rushed in, armed with spears and unkind eyes.

Chen Li immediately frowned and asked, "What does Your Majesty mean by this?" ”

I only heard the Emperor Che Chiguo sneered and said: "The widow hates you Buddhist disciples the most, you will chant scriptures all day long, and deceive the people with incense, but what about the reality? I don't have the slightest ability, come on, give me a quick take! ”

As he spoke, he flicked his sleeves and ordered all the soldiers.

When this column of soldiers was about to make a move, they heard Chen Li say with a gloomy face: "Lao Tzu, look at which of you dares to take a step forward!" ”

As he spoke, there was a bang, and the silver hoop rod that manifested in his hand smashed on the ground of the Jinluan Palace.

The ground cracked.

All the officials in the hall were shocked, and they said in their hearts that this hairy monk had great strength.

And the emperor of Che Chi was furious and said: "Presumptuous, you and other monks, dare to come nonsense on my Jinluan Palace? ”

"You're presumptuous!"

Chen Li pointed a stick at Emperor Che Chiguo, and said coldly: "We are the monks who went to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures on the order of His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil. ”

"You ......," the emperor was so angry that he stretched out his fingers and was about to reprimand angrily.

And where did Chen Li give him a chance to speak, and continued to say coldly: "You are the king of a small barbarian country, and you dare to detain the envoy sent by the Tang Dynasty Shangbang to the West Tianling Mountain, you are really bold!" ”

"You!"

Seeing that this monkey was so arrogant, Emperor Che Chiguo immediately stood up and pointed angrily: "I will arrest you today, how about it?" Not only will I arrest you, but I will also put you to death! ”

"Come on, give it to me!"

"I see who dares!"

Just as the soldiers rushed forward, Chen Li suddenly used the roar of the green-haired lion and shouted, shocking the civil and military forces of the whole hall like a chicken.

"Demon law, demon law, I want to kill you!"

After Emperor Che Chiguo was stunned for a short time, he came back to his senses, and his heart was already full of anger.

But the hairy-faced monk's next words made his anger feel like a basin of cold water had been poured on him, and he instantly sobered up.

I only heard Chen Li say coldly: "Don't think that your car is Chi Guo Road far away, I Datang can't do anything about you, today you dare to move me and wait for a hair, believe it or not, Emperor Datang, want to call you this car Chi in the country, the whole country hangs the Tang knife?" ”

"You ......"

When Che Chiguo heard this, he was stunned on the spot, and then sat back in the dragon chair in despair.

Yes, the Eastern Earth Tang Dynasty, that is the largest and most powerful country today, and the Emperor of the Eastern Soil, if only in terms of status, is a figure on an equal footing with the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Realm!

That's the human emperor of the world!

If he really caught the monk sent by the Tang Emperor himself in a fit of rage, would this car Chi Guo still be peaceful in the future?

The road is far away?

If the Tang Emperor really has murderous intentions, I'm afraid that his car Chi Guo is at the ends of the earth, and he can't escape the pursuit of the Tang army, right?

King Chechi breathed heavily, and finally suppressed the anger in his heart, and after thinking about it again, he still sighed and said, "It's unreasonable. ”

After speaking, he picked up the customs clearance document on the table, took the seal, and was about to cover it.

But at this moment, a voice suddenly came from afar outside the hall.

"Your Majesty, wait!"

"Huh?"

The civil and military officials were all stunned, and then looked outside the hall, and saw that it was the three national teachers who arrived, and the faces of the hundred officials suddenly bloomed.

And King Chechi was also overjoyed and stopped the jade seal stamped.

The three who came were naturally Huli Daxian, Luli Daxian, and Yangli Daxian.

Because the status of the three of them is extremely popular, even if they enter the Jinluan Palace, they don't have to bow down to King Chechi.

Huli Daxian looked at Chen Li and his party for a moment, and then said to King Chechi: "Your Majesty, I heard that there are a few Dongtu monks from our Chechi Kingdom, I don't know, but these few?" ”

King Chechi nodded bitterly, obviously he was still aggrieved in his heart for giving in to this monkey.

When Huli Daxian heard this, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and then he walked around Chen Li and his party.

And most of his eyes were looking at the little monk.

"Are you the one who came from the East to learn the scriptures? It doesn't seem like anything special. Huli Daxian looked at it, and a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth.

Chen Li immediately smiled and said, "Yes, where are you a few crooked melons and cracked dates?" ”

"You ......"

Huli Daxian heard the ridicule in his mouth, and his heart was angry, but he still said calmly on his face: "I have heard that the Tang Dynasty of Dongtu is the upper state of the Heavenly Dynasty, presumably, the people who came out of Dongtu to learn the scriptures should be unusual, and the national teachers are not talented, so I want to try it with you." ”

Chen Li smiled: "Competition? ”

"Yes, it's a competition."

On the side, Luli Daxian and Yangli Daxian both hugged their chests with a proud face.

Chen Li waved his hand directly and said, "I admit defeat." ”

"Throw in the towel?" When Huli Daxian heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then sneered: "It turns out that the person who came out of Shangbang is nothing more than that, admitting defeat before saying anything, it's really a shame for the Tang Dynasty." ”

"Really?" When Chen Li heard this, the corners of his mouth hooked up a strange smile, and then he spread his hands and said, "No way, you can even drink urine so deliciously, I'm still more hairy." ”

"Poof......

Behind Chen Li, the white bone spirit laughed on the spot.

(End of chapter)