Chapter 1 A Long-Lost Master?

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What is the most feared thing as a human being?

Some people may say that they are afraid of loneliness, loneliness, or poverty...... In short, everyone has something to fear, which is unavoidable for anyone who can think, and the difference is only between light and heavy.

And Wood is afraid of death, since he was three years old and saw the death of the old dog in the family compound, he began to be afraid of death, and he was extremely afraid of death.

Because......

It doesn't matter how many friends you have, how rich your family is, how beautiful a woman is, but once you die...... Leaving aside the family property for the time being, the woman may be a friend.

Wu, this is a very rare surname.

Wood's ancestors were ethnic minorities who were modified to get such a surname.

Wood, no virtue......

The name is obviously not good, and the reason why Wood got such a name is from birth, Wood's family has been farmers for generations, so Wood's father has no culture.

After Wood was born, the whole family struggled for a long time for this name, and finally Wood's father went to the village primary school and heard the unified slogan 'Morality, Intelligence, Sports, Beauty and Labor' and then directly clapped his hands and took a virtue.

But with the surname 'Wu', it's more funny, to say that it sounds like it's not virtuous, and to put it bluntly, it's a lack of morality......

Of course, many people only dare to call it secretly, because Wood is so rich, so rich that he doesn't even know how much property he has.

……

A luxurious motorcade moved slowly, flanked by two rows of bodyguards in black suits.

These cars, all of which are bulletproof, are not fast, and two rows of black suit bodyguards can perfectly protect the convoy in it, and the convoy gradually moves forward, and finally stops in front of a high-rise building.

The doors opened at the same time, and a large group of people in formal clothes walked slowly into the company's headquarters, and Wood was in the center of these people, dressed in the slightest obscenity, looking indistinguishable from the people around him.

Die!

It's a terrible word that makes you shudder just to think about it.

And Wood, who is obviously the top manager, never dares to appear in front of the public because he is afraid of death.

Some people may ask, don't you feel safe when you are so rich?

There was a lot of money in the cash truck, but when was the escort not accompanied by a man with a gun?

Having money is not necessarily safe, it can only be said that you have a certain amount of self-insuring capital.

Therefore, we should not let our guard down in any case, and one negligence may lead to death.

You can't hold grudges with others, and you can't cause hatred from others, especially your own employees...... Because then you would be exposing yourself to danger even on your own turf.

The most important thing is not to provoke women, Wood has counted that every year in a big city because of the disputes caused by women, some of them are big and small, maybe accidentally shaking hands with any woman, will cause a bitter hatred.

This is undoubtedly very dangerous, and the battles caused by women in history make Wood even more afraid of women.

He felt that he had been able to live peacefully for more than 20 years, and it must be because he was vigilant enough, so in order to ensure his hard-won life, everything that could protect his life must be there.

Make a lot of money and hire countless bodyguards.

All the glazing in the headquarters building had to be bulletproof, and when I walked around the company, I had to cover it with the tightest curtains......

Everything is on the premise of protecting one's own life, and I have survived countless 'potential crises' for so many years, and I must absolutely continue to work hard to strive for a healthy life.

It may be a difficult, even epic task, but Wood feels like he can survive in this dangerous world!

However, God doesn't seem to want him to complete this epic task.

Came to the company as usual, worked carefully as usual, and finally, as usual, went to the toilet in the support of hundreds of men in black......

Many bodyguards came to the bathroom and did not talk nonsense, and swarmed into the bathroom, first testing the air quality to see if there were any toxins. The walls were then covered with a layer of thermal insulation to prevent thermal scanning of the opposite building......

I even rummaged through the toilet to see if there was a time bomb.

In short, after nearly ten minutes of investigation, the bodyguard came out and reported to Wood, who was holding back his face, and after confirming that this was an ordinary pit, Wood rushed in in a hurry.

Walking into the cubicle, it's just that Wood didn't come to, just shhh......h Afraid!

If someone forcibly rushes in, standing in the urinal will not be the first to be killed.

But it happened unexpectedly just as Wood walked into the cubicle.

Because of the puddle of water on the smooth and new floor tiles, Wood, who had been holding back for more than ten minutes, was in a hurry and ran into the cubicle very quickly.

With a stabbing sound, Wood, who hurriedly ran into the cubicle, stepped directly on the water, but instead of falling backwards, he slid forward.

The impact of the run sent Wood a hard knee to the toilet tank, and his upper body fell forward.

Bangβ€”β€”!

Wood's brain was stunned by the long heavy impact, but it wasn't over yet, and I didn't know if it was the quality of the toilet or Wood's impact was too hard.

With a click, the ceramic of the toilet tank collapsed entirely, and the sharp ceramic horns pierced into Wood's temple.

Feeling the sharp pain and sudden darkness on his temples, one thought finally flashed through Wood's mind:

"If there is a next life, I will relieve my hands on the soft lawn."

……

"Huh?"

The world seemed to change in a blink of an eye, and the noise of screams and the sound of a wall collapsing came from time to time, and the noise made Wood wonder.

What's going on?

Crashed the building with a ride on your own?

This ridiculous idea made Wood want to open his eyes, but what he didn't expect was that he actually opened his eyes, and he was greeted by a bustling street with tall buildings.

"Run, the weirdo is coming."

"Hurry up and go to the shelter!"

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

Wood frowned, he really had too many doubts now, and if he remembered correctly, he seemed to have crashed into the toilet just now...... Could this be the world that we will go to after death?

It's too advanced, isn't it?

Although the city is very unfamiliar, this is obviously a modern city, and the prefecture is already so developed now?

And at this moment, a violent impact came, and I saw a tall figure running past him, knocking Wood to the ground, and running into the distance without looking back.

"Hurry up to reincarnate ......"

Wood got up and was about to scold, but when he thought about it, if this was really the afterlife, it was indeed possible.

Rubbing his aching buttocks, Wood couldn't help but wonder what happened to the people on the street? You can't all rush to reincarnate, right?

Kook? Refuge?

Before he could come up with a reason, Wood's hand was a pause, his eyes resting on the glass of the building next to him, on which a 14- or 5-year-old child was reflected.

has black hair, is not fat or thin, and although the small face is not handsome, it is a little fat, and it looks a little cute.

Wood looked up and pinched his face, and the child in the glass did the same.

"Is this me?"

Wood was stunned as soon as he finished speaking, because even his own voice revealed a sense of immaturity, and there was no doubt that the little boy in the glass was himself, and he knew ......

Isn't that what I looked like when I was 15 years old?

Could it be ......

"I'm born again?"

But in the next second, this guess was slapped hard by reality, because ......

Wood lived for more than twenty years, no matter what era he was in.

He can swear that TM has absolutely no boar with a height of nearly ten meters, and the fangs easily smash into the building......

Boom β€”β€”!

With a heavy explosion, Wood saw through the glass reflection and saw the building collapsed by a wild boar.

His brain went blank for nearly three seconds, and Wood scratched his nose with his index finger, ignoring the little boy in the glass who made the same action as himself: "I see, this is not glass, but a glass-style display...... Ha... Ha...... Haha, this stereo surround sound looks like the real thing. ”

Oh, how could there be such a big wild boar?

Thinking so, Wood slowly turned his head.

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

When he saw the wild boar in the back that smashed down the small buildings with its fangs, Wood instantly froze, only to feel the chrysanthemum tighten, the chill hit, and a burst of urine inevitably appeared......

Wood finally understood that those who ran away for their lives before were not rushing to reincarnate, but not to run faster...... It's likely that he will be sent to reincarnation.

And just when Wood lost his mind.

[The binding of the crossing system is successful, the overworld is completed, and the location: One Punch Man. 】

There was a sizzling sound of electricity, and then a neutral voice came into Wood's head, not from his ears, but directly in Wood's head.

The abrupt chime woke Wood out of his state of absence.

Crossing the system?

Although he doesn't have much spare time, Wood's age is here, and in his spare time he does similar entertainment to many of his peers, and it is naturally impossible for him not to be unaware of the system of the streets in recent years.

Once Wood also thought about what would happen if one day the system fell on his head?

In the end, the conclusion was that it could be unbound and unbound immediately...... Who wants a system that will be erased at every turn!

However, at this moment, Wood expressed the ultimate welcome to the appearance of the system.

The appearance of the system did not make him feel any panic, or someone prank his own thoughts, after all, small things have happened, and even if there is an extra system, it is not a big deal.

And most importantly, ...... In the current situation, the system can save his life, and erasing anything is a matter of the future, and it is not certain whether he can survive without the system now.

"System, hurry up and think of a way, or I'll die here."

Wood glanced horrified at the wild boar wreaking havoc in the distance, yelled at the mental system, and chased the whole person in the direction of the previous people who had fled.

Shelter, weirdos, one-punch man.

These three points are combined, and if Wood doesn't know where he has gone, he's a real idiot, although he only found time to watch five episodes due to too much business recently, but he also has a deep understanding of the dangers of this world.

It's over......

Although the crisis of the world he used to be was lurking, the crisis of this world is everywhere!

[This feature is not available.] 】

Ha?

"Is there a function such as exchange, I am willing to exchange my life for things, or do good deeds or something."

[This feature is not available.] 】

The cold voice of the system made Wood's whole body messy, shouldn't the system be omnipotent? What the hell is this feature without?

"Then give me the stats panel, as well as the map of the area and the location of the shelter."

Since he couldn't help the system, Wood could only save himself, and it could be seen that the weirdo's attention was not on his ant, and if there was accurate data and the location of the shelter, he might not be able to escape from here through cover.

I finally got a second life, and I must definitely cherish, cherish, and cherish again, especially ...... The toilet must not be made of ceramic!

But......

[This feature is not available.] 】

It was the same reply again, and Wood's legs went limp, and he almost didn't kneel.

Is such a waste also called a system?

"Is there a mission? Post a task for me to do, as long as I don't die, I can be a cow and a horse. Wood panicked, although he was bound by the task, and Wood was very unwilling to accept not completing the erasure or anything, but he could make a choice between immediate death and possible death, who would care what might die.

[This feature is not available.] 】

Rumble!

There was another bang behind him, and the huge boar once again knocked down the tall building with its fangs.

However, Wood ignored this scene, and now he just wants to say to the system: I have a sentence that CNM doesn't know whether to say or not.

"Wait, since you are a crossing system, you must be able to let me pass through, even if you can't go back to the original world, please send me to other safe worlds!"

[The overworld has been successfully bound, please rely on the host's own strength. 】

The system seemed to be annoyed by the question, and dropped a sentence coldly, no matter how much Wood shouted, there was no response.

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

Wood's face darkened, and he dared to look back, and the scene that caught his eye directly made Wood pee......

I saw that the huge boar had already rushed in his direction at some point, and when it came to a distance of thirty meters, the ground shook with every run, which showed that it ......

Not to mention a head-on collision, even if it hangs up to him, Wood's second life is over.

I don't want to die!!

The boar got closer and closer, and Wood ran forward like crazy.

People will be stupid for a long time when it comes to life and death, especially people like Wood, who are afraid of death to the extreme, and their usual smart minds have become dull, completely forgetting that the best choice now is to change direction and run, instead of running straight on the road of the wild boar.

Even if he ran as fast as the boar, in the blink of an eye, a huge shadow had enveloped Wood.

Dead, dead, dead......

Wood's brain became blank, and his whole person was weak at this moment, lying on the ground and covering his head, and he didn't even have the courage to look back.

Burst!

And at this moment, a strange sound came out very suddenly, as if it was raining, and a lot of viscous liquid was dripping down.

"Hey, are you alright?"

Wood's mind went blank and came back to his senses, but he didn't dare to look back.

Maybe the boar had some bad taste, pretending to be a human to speak, giving himself hope, and then biting off his head the moment he turned his head full of hope.

Wood could even see that his swallowed head still had the ecstasy of the aftermath in its eyes.

This ...... He didn't dare to look back.

Holding his head in his hands, he didn't move, hoping that the giant boar would take him for a dead man and walk straight over.

But at this moment, Wood suddenly felt that a hand was grasping the collar of his neck, and then his whole body was lifted.

Hand?

With tears on his face, Wood opened his eyes and was greeted by ...... A bald head, a bald head in a secondary two superhuman suit, and a bald head that made Wood's eyes widen and bloom with ecstasy.

Saitama covered her nose with one hand as she looked at the imp she was carrying, her eyes vaguely glancing between Wood's legs, and a flash of surprise flashed in her eyes.

I said, why are you so sassy!

"Teacher! Is that you? Teacher!! ”

At this moment, Wood suddenly roared, his face full of nostalgia: "Saitama sensei, I am your long-lost disciple!" ”

"What???"

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