Chapter 177: Teach you to pretend to be garlic (medium)

I didn't take two steps out of the house, and what I was greeted with was a flash of head and face, not a flash bomb, but a flash of taking pictures. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info

Liu Xiaobao didn't know why these reporters were so keen on these old-fashioned objects... For a while, Liu Xiaobao's eyes were flashed and he couldn't open them, although this was the case, but his heart was still beautiful...

Tsk, it's quite professional, Yang Tian, you stinky boy, this is to force Lao Tzu to the rhythm of Liangshan, then I don't think so, I'm not good at you in the dark, dare to jump out to see if I can't shoot you...

Before Yao Binglan reminded Liu Xiaobao, Liu Xiaobao really didn't expect that Yang Tian still had the courage to go against him, let alone that Sun would be able to recruit Balotelli.

When he suddenly learned of these circumstances, Liu Xiaobao's first thought was to borrow the power of the people to fight against the enemy, after all, Balotelli was a foreigner when he said that the heavens were all foreigners, and as long as he guided them well, he could maximize the time, place and people.

But what to do, Liu Xiaobao didn't have a score in his heart until he received the war letter.

Yang Tian is singing this to Liu Xiaobao now, it is nothing more than wanting to seize the moral high ground first, and the timing of the move is very good, and it is also very sudden, but in Liu Xiaobao's opinion, this is completely because he dared to send a pillow when Yang Tian was sleepy, and it was really embarrassing for that stupid child...

After the flash of a storm, it was quiet for two or three seconds.

During this period, Liu Xiaobao signaled that Lu Jianping could go to his own work while his brain was unprecedentedly active, as if he was experiencing an e-sports competition, and instantly intuitively set his overall plan.

Confirming the first break of the shower, Liu Xiaobao raised his eyebrows and put out his signature shy smile.

I saw that this slut was as shy as a weeping willow in March, so that people who are familiar with this smiling tiger style can't wait to give him a slap... Xiao Yue'er, who was watching the live broadcast, trembled all over her body and had this idea at the same time.

And Liu Xiaobao thought about whether to give him a slap or a kick on the nostrils looking at the ceiling not far in front of him.

Liu Xiaobao, the person who sent the war letter, didn't know him, and he looked quite sven, but Liu Xiaobao just wanted to beat him very much.

After thinking about it, Liu Xiaobao found that he was just a little curious.

Liu Xiaobao was very curious if this product could put on such a high posture to overlook everything in the Internet café in the ghost city, including himself. Everyone watched, Liu Xiaobao, who had been beaten up by Yao Binglan as Liu Xiaoqing, finally did not do anything to physically harm him in public.

“… Which green onion are you? The Internet café in the ghost city has become a garbage dump, and after waiting for so long a day, such a type of goods will come out? ”

When the other party spoke, his nostrils were still looking at the sky, Liu Xiaobao stared at him with a smile, and he didn't answer, and when the other party was still arrogant, obviously waiting for him to say something, this thing made a gesture and spit on the war book.

Since ancient times, war has been a science, and the two armies always have to shout and curse for a while, and then each will send one or two generals to fight, or send a war letter... Sending a war letter is something that should be done before scolding.

The other party didn't play the cards according to the routine, and the person who sent the war book actually scolded the formation, Liu Xiaobao was even more straightforward, and he didn't like to scold directly, so he loaded the bullet directly and shot it out...

Before Liu Xiaobao came out single-handedly, he clearly instructed the whole Internet café to broadcast live, and he would believe everything he said, so he really broadcast live in the whole Internet café.

The entire Youcheng Internet café was stagnant for a moment because of Liu Xiaobao's sudden launch.

Everyone heard the 'garbage dump' remarks that sent the war letter, and they all saw and heard Liu Xiaobao's uncivilized behavior of spitting.

The goods that sent the war book are indeed too arrogant, and the crazy captain is very powerful, so it's a good show to watch!

Such a thought may have just risen in the hearts of the onlookers, and the sound of 'bah' resounded through the miniature megaphone worn by Liu Xiaobao like the sound of a bullet being loaded. When this voice was still echoing, the audience didn't have time to talk about their thoughts one after another, only to see Liu Xiaobao very quickly handed back the war book to the other party...

… Although Liu Xiaobao's way of returning the war book is really a bit unpopular, if you have to say that it is not impossible to return it, after all, the face is the other party's, Liu Xiaobao patted the spitting war book on the face, of course, it was also returned to the other party.

Liu Xiaobao dared to spit in front of so many people, which was enough to make the person who sent the war letter and all the onlookers stunned.

Where did you know that Liu Xiaobao had been in the market for three years before! Few onlookers know about it!

The person who sent the war book was looking at the ceiling, but he could still catch a glimpse of Liu Xiaobao's movements out of the corner of his eye, and subconsciously wanted to hide, but how could he hide from Liu Xiaobao, who had been planning for a long time.

Liu Xiaobao laughed in the restaurant for as long as he wanted, and with his chicken thief, even if the other party could dodge the first time, he would have a way to slap the other party in the face for the second time.

And in the imagination of the envoy, the captain of the mad faction is not to mention that he is personable, at least he is also a person who wants to save face, where did he think that Liu Xiaobao could do such a shameless and rude thing in public, and subconsciously turned his head to him and shouted angrily, "You...!" ”

As he spoke, the messenger of the war book clearly smelled a smell of garlic, thinking that I didn't catch a glimpse of him just now spitting spittle, why is it so sticky and smelly, and he can't fall off without grabbing the war book with his hands...

But this person is not afraid of danger, thinking of playing with a three-inch tongue, so he said a word, expecting that Liu Xiaobao may say something about you, or you are not convinced or something, he grabbed the war book stuck to his face at the same time, and he had already arranged the excellent idea of a battle in his heart.

However, Liu Xiaobao replied to him with a word.

"Get out."

This word is very fierce, mixed with what Liu Xiaobao did just now, which was shameless and despicable in the eyes of the victim, but in fact, the people who were shot by him felt very relieved and had no grace, it was simply powerful.

Countless people have helped, clamoring for the pretending to break the goods and get rid of the war book.

I saw that the face of the person who sent the war book became very ugly, but he still asked Liu Xiaobao stubbornly, "See what you mean to take it?" Do you dare to publicly promise to lose and disband! Also, don't you dare to bet on something! ”

This question is very capable, of course Liu Xiaobao will not follow the rhythm of the other party, and asks: "Which green onion am I, you tell me this?" ”

"Aren't you Liu...", the other party realized that he was fooled and shut up decisively, but it couldn't prevent Liu Xiaobao from achieving his goal of seizing the opportunity in his hands.

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More than ten days ago, the unit suddenly started the restructuring that had been stagnant for several years... I work in a state-owned enterprise, and everyone knows what a state-owned enterprise is. Anyway, for more than ten days, I have been squeezing my sleep time to code words, I don't know how long I can resist, anyway, as long as I can, I can't bear the day, I can only resume the rhythm of one day a day. Well, and our power company here often pumps, and the power goes out as soon as it is pumped, and it has been stopped four times today, so to prevent it from pumping like this tomorrow, I will send a chapter first.