Chapter 178: Teach you to pretend to be garlic (II)
The person who sent the war book didn't know what to say for a while, which gave Liu Xiaobao full room to play. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Oh, so you know? Open your eyes and talk nonsense, and a stupid pig-level player like you is embarrassed to say that the Internet café in Youcheng is a garbage dump..."
"In such a high-end and high-end place, who doesn't feel relaxed and happy to surf the Internet here?"
"Or aren't you stupid? By the way, I forgot to tell you, I was wearing a miniature microphone, and the live broadcast in the Internet café was also on, and everyone heard what you said to me just now. ”
The person who sent the war book was a little panicked at this time, and he didn't know what to say and had to interrupt, "Don't say it's useless!" I want you to look good tomorrow! ”
Liu Xiaobao pressed step by step, "No matter how good-looking it is, what does it have to do with me, my self-inflicted amorous virtue is very bad, you should really change it... I said I was going to take this team extermination match? ”
Wu Mo, who was watching the live broadcast, was originally calm, but when he heard Liu Xiaobao mention the stubble of the team killing match without making a self-confession, he felt a little anxious. At this time, I still show my shortcomings, I don't think I'm dying fast enough or what, I want to say something to Phoenix, I looked up and found that Phoenix was already smiling at him, and said with a little pride, "Just watch him pretend to be garlic..."...
Naturally, the authorities did not have the divine reaction of a bystander like Wu Mo, and the person who sent the war letter had completely fallen into the rhythm set for him by Liu Xiaobao at this time.
"Then you..."
"I just came out to humiliate you, I don't mean anything else, don't get me wrong, oh yes, I forgot to tell you, there is a buddy in our Internet café who likes to eat garlic, and the garlic in your war book is not good, so just now I asked him to use saliva to help you process it, how about it, do you feel that it smells like garlic?"
"You..."
"Get out!"
"You're tomorrow..."
"Get out of here."
"Does it matter if there is a garlic smell or not?"
"Did I call you to fill the garlic? Nope... But you're here, I'm still going to teach you how to put garlic, have you learned? Can you get out? Otherwise, I'll teach you again, Brother Lu, come out and prepare some garlic for him..."
Speaking unhurriedly, Liu Xiaobao still smiled very shyly, with a little white face that Yao Binglan asked people to make for him, it was really beautiful.
How could he not collapse, mixed with the scolding of the whole Internet café against him, and retreated in disgrace.
Walking to the bar, Liu Xiaobao turned up the camera outside the door of the Internet café and looked at it, and made sure that the goods that sent the war book were really gone, so he restrained his smile.
The people who delivered the war letters are gone, but there are still many journalists.
"Team Liu, who sent the battle letter? Is there really anyone challenging the madman for the Team Killing Tournament? ”
Liu Xiaobao, who was about to walk back to the restaurant, waited for them to make a move, pretending to be a little hasty and turned his head to look, making sure he didn't know this person, Liu Xiaobao said strangely: "Do I know you?" ”
The man was a little embarrassed, Liu Xiaobao saw this subtle change in his expression, and smiled quietly, "Just kidding... The battle book was sent by the madhouse, and players who often come to the ghost city should know that this team is the one who challenged us to destroy the team... What's your name? ”
For a while, Liu Xiaobao seemed very amiable. He seems to have no heart and no lungs, but in fact, he has guided the momentum of the conversation very exquisitely, if he doesn't ask the last slightly abrupt question, maybe the next person will most likely ask him about whether to take over the team elimination match, then he will have no room for detours, and the routine that has been decided will no longer be able to be fully implemented.
Although the crazy captain is not as dazzling as the first moment of the chaotic Hong 70, but in the past few days, how can he also be a well-known star-level player in Shenyang, and he was very kindly asked what his name was by such an existence, the man was a little stunned, and quickly reacted, and said very excitedly, "I am a columnist for the 'Good Thing' e-sports magazine, my name is Wu Kai..."
Liu Xiaobao, the gossip tabloid of 'good deeds', knew it, thought about it for a while, and based on the details of Wu Kai's tone and attitude and on-the-spot reaction, Liu Xiaobao felt that he was unlikely to be the person Yang Tian had found, so he didn't make a move for the time being, so he introduced himself.
“… I don't know if you have time later, Team Liu, I want to do it to you or your team..."
Before Wu Kai finished speaking, someone finally couldn't help but jump out, "Then Team Liu, will you take over the Madhouse Destruction Team Competition, as we all know, you and the Madhouse team have a long-cherished wish that you can't solve, more than an hour ago you just said that the madness team was born out of madness, so I really want to know how crazy you will be this time!" ”
Lu Jianping handed over the war book and said that Liu Xiaobao had considered it when there were many reporters waiting, and most of them must be due to Yang Tian, but it must not be all, after all, the madman has just won the championship of the Internet café competition, and it is normal for reporters to appear.
Combined with the interview appeal passed by Lu Jianping before the meal, this can be proved even more, so Liu Xiaobao can roughly judge whether Wu Kai should be Yang Tian's handiwork just now.
Because of this, he was able to conclude that the person who came out was friend or foe.
His question seems to be for the sake of the fanatics, and he seems to be very brainless, but in fact, his heart is sinister and his words are heart-wrenching.
But Liu Xiaobao was waiting for this, his eyes lit up, and he also said loudly: "What is a long-cherished wish, why don't I know?" The madhouse is also worthy? Did you make it to the city finals? ”
"Entered!" The man replied with a look of great excitement, probably thinking that he had done a great job of successfully crooking Lou to a pace where he could begin to expose the evil deeds of the mad team.
"Oh, you just opened your mouth to say something I didn't know, and said that you weren't a drag from the madhouse, do you believe it? I'm a person, I like to go my own way, don't pretend here, and don't think about leading me to the road where you dug a pit for me, otherwise I can prepare ten for you right away, don't believe you try? ”
The smell of garlic was still in the air, and when the reporter heard this, he quickly retracted his neck, but he still added a shout, "The maniac beats up competitors and threatens media practitioners!" ”
The hat was buttoned very big, but Liu Xiaobao didn't care at all, "Don't shrink back, I won't get you, it just so happened that I turned on the live broadcast of the Internet café, and I said what you want to say at one time." ”
"On June 16th, Wang Feng, the former captain of the resident team of Youcheng Internet Cafe, was beaten and hospitalized by Liu Xiaoqing, the captain of the mad faction, and Lei Zhuo, a member of the mad faction, after an investigation..."
"Stop."
The reporter was still unsatisfied, stretched his head forward, and said provocatively: "Scared? ”
"What am I afraid of? Hahaha! As soon as the reporter heard it, he was about to say something more, how could Liu Xiaobao give him this opportunity, and forced back the other party's intention to chase and fight with a fierce laugh.