"The first phase of recruitment for Subversive Studios has begun"

That's the name of the post, well, a little vulgar, a little boring, and a little naughty, um, well, there should be a little tsundere, but, no matter how you look at it, this post is like a braggart on the Internet to coax the headline party.

Poster: The excuse of the commander of the Japanese dog army

Maybe it was because of bad luck, so no one registered this ID, Ye Han had the attitude of giving it a try, and after registering like this, he actually registered it.

Well, moving on, the content of the post.

Subvert Studio Materials:

The studio was founded on October 9, 2013

Studio members: Ye Han (anchor name: excuse), Yu Luosheng (anchor name: bloodstained)

Origin of the name: I've been in an irritable mood lately, so I just think of this name casually.

Recruits: Game streamers (no restrictions on the game, even if you broadcast Tetris), logistics staff (also known as nannies)

Recruitment requirements: do not exclude e-sports, have a positive attitude, have a sense of responsibility, do not disturb the three-minute heat, if you understand the meaning of the studio's name, you have the opportunity to be exempted.

Salary: 5,000 per month, drought and flood protection, three insurances and one housing fund, and a number of benefits

Job Type: Full-time

Work location: Jiang City

Working hours: 24 hours on call

How to apply: Send your resume to the studio's mailbox, and the staff will notify you if the resume is approved.

E-mail Number: 488457996 (VIP Readership)

Well, this is the whole content of the post, in fact, it can be summed up in one sentence, but Ye Han always felt that if he finished it in one sentence, wouldn't it lower the level of the studio (although it was already so low that there was no discipline), so he deliberately found a lot of recruitment templates on the Internet, and finally wrote such a paragraph.

At this time, because of the fact that Ye Han's live broadcast room was 'blocked', the whole post bar was still very lively, and this post was just issued, and it immediately caused a sensation, well, in fact, it was a question.

"Whether it's true or not, let's keep a face first." - No one paid any attention to me

"Is the landlord really a big excuse? Can you show your face and talk about it? —Watchman on the clouds

"Wow, I'm coming, I'm coming, but I can't do anything but sell cute, do you want to sell cute, dear landlord?" - Good girl shines brightly

"This recruitment announcement, tsk, the template that the landlord found casually on the Internet, right? Hehe, it's not good to copy, the level is not enough, why don't I make you a copy? - Love is the only one

"I don't understand, but, I dare to pretend that the excuse is big, wait for the Lord to delete the post." - Miss Yiyi

"Hehe, it's another pretending excuse to deceive experience, sit back and wait for the master to delete the post." ――I want to have a blue fat man, "The landlord is not a liar, I will eat live broadcast!" Well, landlord, do this bowl of Xianxiang! -- The school bell is the good voice of China

"Hehe, pretending to be me? And don't look at who I am. "--I'm the excuse

"The excuse is big, the live broadcast room here has just been blocked, and the landlord is still in the mood to pretend to be an excuse to recruit people, I'm hehe, it's really shameless, the world is invincible." -- Moisturizing things silently

"The upstairs is wrong, the landlord is shameless, it's just extremely cheap, and he actually preemptively registered an account with a big excuse, wait, in less than a day, Du Niang will definitely seal him, see if he dares to pretend to have a big excuse." - The autumn wind is speechless

"Is the landlord really fake? If it's true, please show evidence, if it's fake, then I'm sorry, I'm going to delete the post. "-- Death

"Hehe, what kind of person is this, I just got blocked in the live broadcast room, come and shop for a post, someone is actually pretending to be me, hehe, @日狗大军副军长蛋蛋, Dandan, come and seal him for me." -- It's just an excuse

…………

Forget about questioning, there is actually a group of people pretending to be themselves, ouch, I'll go, Ye Han's temper suddenly came up, took out his mobile phone, pouted and sold cute scissor hands, well, a chic and handsome selfie, and then, upload a photo, and then attach a paragraph.

"Warn some people who are pretending to be me, pretend to be cool for a while, the whole family crematorium, if you don't die yet, then the hearse drifts."

However, in the end, he still didn't send out this paragraph, anyway, he is now half a public figure, and his image still needs to be paid attention to, but he can't be confused because of some shameless people.

deleted this paragraph, he thought about it, and added another paragraph: "The Internet café is broken, the power goes out twice in a few minutes, and the words that have just been typed are invalid." ”

After editing, sending, a paragraph, he was easily taken out of this incident.

When he sent this reply, the post already had hundreds of replies, no way, because of this incident, there are hundreds of thousands of people active in the post bar, as long as it is a post related to him, there are hundreds of thousands of replies, and this is a reply of more than a hundred, which is already a few.

And just after he made that reply, the post finally caused a sensation.

"Close stroking excuse big!" - Folded ears cat girl

"Wow! The excuse appeared greatly, and the photos taken were so handsome, and I was completely fascinated by Ariki. "--Cute Lulu

"Ah, it's really a big excuse, a big excuse, I'm a game lover, I like to talk, can I join your studio?" - Smiling at you 0 is purely polite

"Such a good treatment! I didn't say it, I'll send a resume, if it's over, I won't have to move bricks anymore, hahaha. ”――7777777

"Ouch, the excuse is so big that I actually showed my face! The excuse is big, it's nothing if the live broadcast room is blocked, it's nothing if it's blocked, it's a big deal to make your own platform, so you must take care! "-- I'm tired of books

"Under the pretext of setting up your own studio? Hey, I really want to join, but my family definitely doesn't agree, the post is at the top, and the excuse is a big boost! If there is anything you need me to help with in the future, you can contact me. -- Dandan, deputy commander of the Japanese dog army

"The excuse is big, Tencent Entertainment announced that its popularity has reached 20 million, and there will be major news announced, does it mean that you want to sign a contract with Tencent Entertainment? Don't sign it with a big excuse.,Just the garbage live broadcast platform of the Tencent live broadcast platform.,Isn't it a loss for you to sign this one! - Thirty-two teeth.

"The excuse is big, you say that you can be exempted from the test if you guess the meaning of subversion? Isn't it trying to subvert China? Hahaha, did I guess right, didn't I? "The future is happiness

"The excuse is big, you said above that the name of the studio is random and imaginary, and then you say let's guess the meaning of the name of the studio, isn't this kidding us?" -- Fei Feifei

"I feel like I've guessed the meaning of the studio's name, but it's so difficult, woo, so I'll send it together with my resume, I hope it's right, please." - Looking up at the star feathers

"The excuse is big, you shouldn't have signed a contract with Tencent Entertainment, right?" - Dead one

"Everyone found that there was no, and they said a word when they replied to the post with a big excuse." -- Meng Meng