Chapter 70: Three Clear Holy Water (Ask for Collection Recommendation)
"Just now, just now, was the Tianzun statue talking?"
Huli Daxian's lips trembled, and his face was incredulous.
Luli Daxian swallowed his saliva, "Yes, it should be......"
In the hall, everyone was shocked, although they worshipped the Sanqing Patriarch, they had never seen the strange thing of the Tianzun statue talking.
Just when everyone was looking at me and I was looking at you, Chen Li, who had turned into a statue, opened his upper and lower lips, "A group of juniors, since they know that the deity is coming, why don't they kneel?" ”
"Damn, it's really Tianzun talking!"
This time, they saw it really and heard it clearly, and they fell to their knees on the spot.
Chen Liqiang was solemn, and said in a slightly angry voice: "Just now, which little ones blamed me for eating and worshipping?" ”
"It's not me, it's not me!" Huli Daxian hurriedly waved his hand.
Luli Daxian was also frightened: "These offerings are for Tianzun to eat, how dare I and other juniors blame." ”
"Yes, yes, if Tianzun doesn't think it's enough, I'll send someone to send some more." Yang Li Daxian looked flattering.
Chen Li snorted coldly and said, "Don't say that there are some or not, just now, anyone who is to blame will give the deity thirty slaps on his own mouth!" ”
"Huh?!"
Huli Daxian, Lu Li Daxian and a few little disciples all looked embarrassed.
And Yang Li Daxian was secretly happy in his heart, fortunately, before he had time to scold just now, this Tianzun spoke.
"Why, you don't want to? Do you want the deity to do it yourself? Chen Li said angrily.
"Willing to be willing, Tianzun's order, how dare the junior disobey!"
Seeing that this Daode Tianzun was angry, Huli Daxian and Luli Daxian no longer hesitated, and slapped themselves hard with a 'snap'.
And a few little disciples behind him, when they saw the master, they all confessed, where did they dare to stand.
For a while, the sound of crackling in the hall was endless.
Chen Li, Zhu Bajiesha, and the four monks of the White Bone Spirit, when they saw this scene, they all laughed crazy in their hearts, but they still endured it on their faces.
When these few self-slapping mouths, the rest of the people were secretly relieved, fortunately they didn't talk too much just now, and the disaster came out of their mouths, but it was really not a lie.
But this Tianzun's next sentence made them confused.
I saw Chen Li say lightly: "The deity is the best at discerning people's hearts, although the rest of the people have no blame, but in their hearts, they are very unkind to the deity!" So be it, the remnant, in order to punish you for your bad thoughts, choose one of you, and slap each other's mouths, and whoever beats the other to tears will be spared from punishment. ”
"Damn, Brother Monkey is really ruthless."
Zhu Bajie slandered in his heart.
The remaining six people, you look at me and I look at you, finally reluctantly chose their respective opponents, and then began to fan each other's mouths.
As a result, this pure and solemn Sanqing Hall had an extremely funny scene.
"Smack!"
"You. . . Dog. Day. Yes, the fan is so heavy? ”
"Smack!"
"Damn, Lao Tzu's teeth flew out."
"Smack!"
"I'll fuck your uncle, Lao Tzu will kill you!"
Syllable.
Bang.
Boom.
"Poof......
"Hahaha, laugh, laugh at me......"
Seeing these people escalate from fighting each other at the beginning to a big fight, everyone couldn't help it anymore and burst into laughter.
Speaking of which, the white bone spirit was the most reserved among the four, and although the corners of his mouth twitched, he still didn't laugh.
Seeing this, Huli Luli Yangli's face suddenly became strange, and the Huli Daxian led by him squinted his eyes and asked, "I don't know why the three Tianzun are laughing like this?" ”
Swish!
The three of them immediately shut up and smiled.
Chen Li said in a deep voice: "Actually, Fang Cai is to test whether you are sincere, and now it seems that they are all a group of teachable talents. ”
"Uh......"
The three of them were stunned for a moment, they never expected to be praised by Tianzun, and a little doubt that had just been born disappeared in an instant, and they were overjoyed: "Junior, thank you Tianzun for your appreciation, I and the three brothers have been sincerely cultivating for many years, and now I am fortunate to see Tianzun coming, and I beg Tianzun to give me some golden elixir, I will wait for the future, and I will overhaul the three Qingguan, and come to worship day and night!" ”
"It's easy to say." Chen Li, who had been prepared, smiled slightly, and then said: "In this way, you wait and exit first, and wait for me to call you in, and then you can enter." ”
"Obey the orders of the Heavenly Venerable!"
The three great immortals bowed in unison, and then stepped back with an excited face.
When everyone left and the door was closed, the four people in the hall changed and returned to their original appearance.
"Senior brother, do you really want to give them the golden elixir?" Monk Sha asked curiously.
Zhu Bajie also said strangely: "Brother Monkey, you want to have something good for my old pig, why are you cheap for those three monsters?" ”
Chen Li saw that they were all puzzled, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but show a strange smile, and then said: "If you want a golden elixir, it will naturally belong to our three brothers, where will they give it, but since they have to give them some rewards, we might as well reward them, Sanqing Holy Water!" ”
"Sanqing Holy Water?"
Saying this, the three of them were even more puzzled.
Chen Li smiled: "What I'm talking about is the urine of our third brother, hahaha......"
"This ......"
The corners of Monk Zhu Bajiesha's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart that this monkey brother is really bad, but it seems to be quite fun.
The third brother smiled, took a bottle by himself, and ran to the corner.
The White Bone Spirit closed his eyes and waited quietly.
After sprinkling a soak of urine into the bottle, the four of them immediately returned to the high platform, transformed into four statues.
Then, Chen Li said loudly: "Wait for the juniors, come in quickly." ”
Suddenly, the door was rushed open, and Huli Daxian rushed in first, his heart was indescribably excited, and his face flushed.
And his two brothers, Luli Yangli, are also the same.
As for the juniors behind him, not to mention.
Like their little bit of Taoism, they burn high incense when they see a god on weekdays, but today they actually met the Sanqing Patriarch, and followed the three masters, not to mention that they can eat meat, and it is naturally not a problem to drink some soup.
Think about the things given by Tianzun, it must be a treasure of the sky, this is their chance to turn over and be the master!
A group of people were extremely excited, Chen Li saw this, smiled and said: "Wait and look at the three bottles of incense, this is the treasure that the deity gave you." ”
Swish......
Huli, Luli, and Yangli instantly surrounded him, each picked up a bottle, and looked in with wide eyes.
But then, a terrible smell rushed out.
That taste......
Why are you so spicy in your eyes?
"Tianzun, I don't know what it is?" Huli Daxian said curiously.
Chen Lidao: "This is the Sanqing holy water, it is the supreme medicine that the deity and the two junior disciples have refined together for thousands of years to succeed, smell it, live a long life, take a sip, and the Tao will soar!" ”
"It turned out to be such a treasure, Sanqing Holy Water, haha, Sanqing Holy Water!"
The three brothers were so excited that they couldn't close their mouths, so they lifted the bottle and poured it into their mouths.
Grunt......
Looking at the posture of the three national teachers' throats rising and falling, rushing to drink urine, the white bone spirit at the highest place couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
"My husband is really a god!"
(I was urged by you to build a group, and then you didn't come, I'm embarrassed, okay, group number: 621667913, a cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops, come and see you soon!) )
(End of chapter)