Looking at Ye Huan, who was still dazed and ignorant on the green grassland above his head, Shangguan Mo finally couldn't bear it and told him the truth: "Ahem, in fact, after the boy and the girl hold hands, they will not give birth to a baby until they are pregnant for ten months, so blablabla..."

"Huh?!"

Ye Huan's eyes widened, his expression was in a trance, and it took a long time before he looked at Murong Yexi viciously and shouted: "Damn, you woman actually dare to deceive me!" ”

Crackling and moving!

After a fight, the waiter of the auction house took away Murong Yexi, who was beaten to an inhuman appearance, while Ye Huan walked in front of Shangguan Mo with tears in his eyes.

"Brother Shangguan, this time thanks to you for exposing that woman's conspiracy, otherwise my life would have been ruined! You are like a grace to me, I will never forget you in my life, and I will not let you go as a ghost! Ye Huan wiped his tears and said on his knees: "I am willing to recognize you as the boss, and I will always follow you from now on, whether I am poor or rich, whether I am sick or healthy, whether I am young or old, I am willing to follow you forever, for the rest of my life, and never give up!" ”

After Ye Huan finished speaking, he raised his head slightly, looking at Shangguan Mo's expression with a faint hint of expectation.

Ye Li and the second manager on the side looked at this scene, and they all bowed their heads silently with tacit understanding, after all, this was a matter of Shangguan Mo, and they didn't dare to interject.

Shangguan Mo blinked his big eyes and looked at his own master, asking for his master's opinion.

Night Moshu: Fog grass! Of course, it's okay if you want to be my apprentice, but why listen to what you say, that strong marriage vow must be my delusion, right?

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host apprentice for exceeding 100! Reward 1,000,000 spirit stones! ”

Just when Ye Moshu was complaining, suddenly the system bubbled, and Ye Moshu was stunned for a moment.

"Meow meow?! The number of younger brothers exceeds 100?! What's going on?! System are you sure there are no statistical errors?! ”

Obviously, there is only one Ye Huan who recognizes Shangguan Mo's boss, how can the number of fans exceed 100 in a minute? Ye Moshu was puzzled for a moment.

However, without waiting for the system to speak, Ye Huanliu answered Ye Moshu's doubts in the next second.

"Boss, let me tell you, I am a famous pirate leader in the Qingxi Secret Realm, and I have one hundred and eight subordinates under my command, all of whom are good at punching Nanshan Kindergarten and kicking Beihai Nursing Home, one meter below and over eighty years old, you can beat ten at a time!"

I saw Ye Huan's eyes wide, looking at Shangguan Mo as if he was asking for praise.

"yes, okay."

Shangguan Mo replied lightly, and then looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, not knowing what he was thinking.

Ye Huan looked at Shangguan Mo with a look of ignorance, and suddenly felt a little panicked in his heart, thinking that Shangguan Mo didn't think he was too weak and didn't want himself? No, I have to show that I am important!

Thinking of this, Ye Huan couldn't help gritting his teeth, and a look of struggle flashed in his eyes, but he finally sighed and made a decision: "Boss, I have an ancestral secret method that I want to dedicate to you!" ”

"Oh? Secret method? ”

Hearing about the secret method, Shangguan Mo suddenly became interested, after all, this is the cultivation realm, and the more secret methods or something, the more the better.

"This is a set of legendary dance techniques that can instantly awkward the atmosphere and make all enemies poke themselves in the eyes!" Ye Huan couldn't help but lower his voice, and said a little heavily, "Because of the power of this set of dance skills, it once caused a bloody storm on the Xiuzhen Continent, and I have never dared to use it after I have walked the rivers and lakes for many years." I'm afraid that everyone will come out, and I am the successor of this set of dance skills! ”

"Is it that powerful?"

Ye Moshu and Shangguan Mo, the two cultivators in the realm of cultivation, were a little unconscious.

However, Ye Li and the second manager on the side suddenly showed a panicked expression as if they had thought of something.

You must know that Ye Li, as the young master of the Hidden Sword Villa and the leader of the younger generation in the Xiuzhen Continent, even when he duel with Shangguan Mo, he is light and calm, and now he can make his face look frightened, it can be imagined.

"Could it be that legendary dance technique that has been lost for a long time and can only be performed in special women's clothing..."

The role of the second manager was miserable, and he said with some uncertainty.

"That's right, that's the dance technique!"

I saw Ye Huan nodding heavily, and said seriously: "It's the legendary awkward dance!" ”

"Awkward... Awkward dance? ”

Ye Moshu suddenly felt a little incredulous, and looked at Ye Huan dumbfounded, at this moment, he felt that this baby was stunned! , it won't be what I imagined, a certain law goddess messed in, right?

"The awkward dance you are talking about, could it be the awkward dance of the legendary goddess?!"

Ye Moshu asked in a whisper.

"Huh? Have you heard of my ancestors? Ye Huan's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said with some excitement, "That's right, my ancestors once produced three great heroes, they got some of the inheritance of the legendary pseudo-Niangzong in ancient times, and after their revision, they invented a set of women's clothes to perform, which can make any enemy poke themselves in the eyes when they see it, and no matter what the environment, they can instantly embarrassment dance!" ”

Speaking of this, Ye Huan was still faintly proud: "Because the three ancestors of my family, although they are men, but because of the cultivation of awkward dance perennial women's clothing, their combination is respected as the dancing goddess on the rivers and lakes!" ”

"Poof!"

Ye Moshu was really drunk this time.

#我中的设定才没有这么歪#

#感觉整个世界观都要被玩坏了#

#一定是我经历了一次假的穿越#

Ye Moshu watched expressionlessly as Ye Huan stretched out his hand and dug and touched the ground in his crotch for a long time, and suddenly a spirit took out a book and offered it diligently.

Originally, for this secret book called "Awkward Dance", Ye Moshu refused in his heart, but the next second Ye Moshu was not calm.

"Ding-dong! An advanced arcane trick has been detected, is the host learning? ”

Ye Moshu: "......"

Damn, do I have a brain disease, what are you doing with this embarrassing dance?!

"Ding Dong, because the host didn't say no for a second, the system agreed by default! The contents of the cheats have been scanned and sent to the host, please dance an awkward dance immediately! Although the system's voice sounded extremely cold, there was a hint of schadenfreude in Ye Moshu's ears.

"System, let me tell you, you sauce purple is not liked by boys!"

"It's okay, anyway, the host is a girl now~"

“......”

"Do you have to accept this task?" Ye Moshu still has a trace of fantasy in his heart.

The voice of the system shattered all of Ye Moshu's illusions: "The system sympathizes with the host's plight and calls on the host to give up the indifferent struggle!" ”

"Click"

System: Huh? I seem to hear the sound of heartbreak? Whatever, the purpose of this system is to break the discipline, and it has nothing to do with me whether my heart is broken or not!

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