Chapter 168: Yuanmu is in hand
"Woo woo, system, the dance method of the heavenly girl in this world has nothing to do with the dance method of the real world, right?" Ye Moshu cried and still held on to a glimmer of hope and luck, and timidly asked the host.
"Originally, it didn't matter, but in order to take care of the host, the system has modified the setting of this world, and from now on, the awkward dance here is exactly the same as the awkward dance of the real-world dance goddess, isn't the host happy?" The system has done a good deed, you don't have to thank me, please call the tone of the red scarf of the system.
Although the system thinks that this is just a gesture, Ye Moshu is really about to collapse, the awkward dance is already miserable enough, and the result is still the awkward dance of the dancing goddess! It's embarrassing to death, okay? Is it possible to say, 'Let me have honey for you?' 'It's just... It's really hard to say this in a world of cultivation, and it's extremely confusing...
"That's right, the host has to say that!" The system seemed to hear Yan Ze's heart, and continued to mend the knife: "In order to highlight the host's protagonist aura and the aura of the king, the host must not only say the spell of the Duomi Heavenly Maiden, but also say the slogans of the Lati Heavenly Maiden and the Fasu Heavenly Maiden, and also shout the team slogan!" ”
"Poof! I choose a dog leash! ”
Ye Moshu wanted to cry without tears, but the system did not give Ye Moshu a chance to resist.
"Ding-dong! Please ask the host to complete the awkward dance within ten seconds, and the successful task will reward 1 million spirit stones, and the failure of the task will punish the host for practicing the awkward dance 100 times! ”
Once or a hundred? It's easy to choose.
So after hearing the start of the system's ten-second countdown, although Ye Moshu was extremely bitter in his heart, the movements on his body were not slow at all, and he quickly danced his limbs according to the posture that the system had teleported to his mind before, writhing to his heart's content, forming one strange posture after another.
And Ye Huan, the second manager, Ye Li and Shangguan Mo on the side, all stared at Ye Moshu dumbfounded, glanced at each other, and secretly said Ye Moshu Mo was not evil?
Ye Moshu was also embarrassed by his own embarrassing dance posture, so embarrassed that he couldn't love it, but now he just danced awkwardly, thinking about it, if he stopped, he would dance awkwardly a hundred times later, Ye Moshu had no choice but to speed up the awkward dance, one after another embarrassing dance postures, Shangguan Mo was dazzled, and he was so embarrassed that he wanted to poke his eyes.
Poof, it's really embarrassing...
Yan Ze roared angrily in his heart, you must know that when people dance on TV, there is still background music, but what about himself? Now there is no sound, only awkward dance! This is even more embarrassing than the dance of the goddess!
Although he kept cursing the affirmation system in his heart, Mo Shu still had to shout helplessly in his mouth: "Let me do you!" ”
At this moment, the entire private room was silent, and the four Shangguan Mo who watched the awkward dance all looked at each other and were silent for a long time, after all... This... It's really embarrassing.
"Ahem, Miss Night, is this dancing god?"
The second chief steward blinked his eyes and asked, he felt that he had watched Mo Shu's awkward dance, and felt that he would never be embarrassed again from now on, once the sea was difficult to water, except for Wushan, it was not a cloud.
Ye Li wanted to say "+1", but after all, Ye Moshu was the master of his boss Shangguan Mo, and he didn't want to criticize it, but the embarrassed expression on his face couldn't hide it.
And Shangguan Mo is full of black lines, although he also feels extremely embarrassed, but the person who dances awkwardly is his master! Master's embarrassing dance, I have to watch it with tears in my eyes!
And only Ye Huan had a ghost-like expression, and after watching Ye Moshu's awkward dance, he said excitedly: "This, this, this is the real awkward dance in the legend!" ”
I saw Ye Huan suddenly burst into tears, and cried excitedly: "The ancestors of the Ye family are on top, since the death of the three ancestors of the Dance Heavenly Maiden, the full version of the embarrassing dance has appeared again!" Woooooo ”
Originally, the person Ye Huan admired was Shangguan Mo, and felt that Ye Moshu was not worthy of being his boss's master, but now Ye Huan's sense of Ye Moshu has changed.
"This, this, this is a rare awkward dance wizard!"
Well, from now on, Ye Moshu will get a rare awkward dance wizard again after the rare alchemy wizard and the rare women's clothing wizard.
Just when everyone was so embarrassed that they didn't dare to move, Ye Moshu finally finished the awkward dance, and when the last sentence: "Glory your sorrow~" was finished, I saw a sweet light on Ye Moshu's body, sweeter than honey, making people so sweet that it was sad.
"Ahh My eyes! ”
"I can't see anything!"
"Help, I'm blind!"
As Ye Moshu's awkward dance was over, they were all grinding their fists and preparing to bid for the auction of Xiantian Yuanmu, but suddenly they were filled with a sense of embarrassment, and then everyone felt that their eyes were spicy, and then they were blind.
That's right, because the skill of the embarrassing dance is to make the scene embarrassing + the enemy blind.
Because Ye Moshu was ready to buy the Innate Yuan Wood, and the other players bidding in the auction were equivalent to his enemies, at this moment, except for Shangguan Mo, Ye Li, Ye Huan and other people and the staff of the auction house, all the buyers were suddenly blind.
Suddenly, the scene was chaotic, and the auction could not go on normally, although the chief manager kept shouting that the auction was starting, but no one bid, so Ye Moshu shouted a spirit stone, because no one bid, so a spirit stone can get millions of spirit stones may not be able to buy the innate yuan wood.
In the private room, Ye Li, Ye Huan, the second manager and Shangguan Mo all looked at Ye Moshu with some fear, and thought to themselves: Oh my God, I didn't expect Ye Moshu (Shizun) to be such a person! In order to get the innate Yuanmu, he actually used an awkward dance, which blinded the eyes of all the bidding opponents, good intentions, good intentions!
However, Ye Moshu said: What a fart! You're the scheming, and your whole family is a scheming! Ben Moshu is forced to dance because of the dog, do you think I am willing!
But fortunately, the innate Yuanmu was in hand, and the main purpose of this auction was completed, Ye Moshu put the box containing the innate Yuanmu sent by the maid into the space, and pulled Shangguan Mo and Ye Li and the others to say goodbye, and left the auction house and returned to the hotel after leaving each other's contact information.
When he arrived in the room, Ye Moshu carefully took out the innate yuan wood, looked at it carefully, and considered how to eat some innate yuan wood.
Looking at the appearance of the innate yuanmu, it is not black and autumn, and it does not look good at all, it is similar to the dead branches that fall off in autumn, but it is thicker, about the thickness of an adult's thumb.
Ye Moshu reached out to take the innate Yuanmu inside the box, but saw Yuanmu look awkwardly at the outside of the box and rolled onto the table.
"? Is this Yuanmu still refined? ”
Ye Moshu didn't believe it and grabbed Yuanmu on the table again, only to see Yuanmu jump again and run into Shangguan Mo's arms.
Ye Moshu: "??? ”