The ancient city of Xi'an at night, a trace of heat has receded, between the lights and wine, in the streets and alleys, high heels, big white legs, black silk, and small short skirts; Bandeau dress, long yellow hair, thick makeup and the strong smell of perfume.

The deafening music in the bar stimulates the primitive instincts of human beings, and the excessive amount of alcohol stimulates human hormones, making people can't help but move and jump along, and for some people, this is the right time to make money.

My surname is Meng, my name is Haoran, I am not a traverser, I am a living good young man of the 22nd century, and my job is to solicit business in bars, selling beer for 30 yuan a bottle, and hundreds of bottles of wine. Occasionally, it also promotes cooperation between rich people and dancing girls, of course, sometimes there is cooperation between rich men and non-rich men, but it is relatively small, and it is promoted, and the commission can be a lot.

Many people ask me, how did I take the name of Meng Haoran, then I can only tell you, my father's surname is Meng, this surname has not changed, and my mother is an extreme lover of Tang poetry, according to what my father often said when he was drunk, fortunately, the surname Meng, the police station did not let Pingbai change his surname for no reason, otherwise he would be called Li Bai or Du Fu, my mother's explanation is that he is more famous.

He left home at the age of eighteen and came to the ancient city of Xi'an, and since then he has formed a deep relationship with Xi'an, and he is reluctant to leave.

In the past ten years, he has been in a detention center five times for fighting.

Caught stealing bicycles three times.

Twice detained for selling counterfeit liquor.

He won the Xi'an Mixed Martial Arts Championship twice and the provincial championship once, but because the shot was too heavy, the two were disabled, and the championship was deprived.

Once, because he was dissatisfied with the distribution of equipment in the game, he made an appointment to beat his teammates to a ninth-level disability, and was sentenced to five years.

Since then, he has been selling alcohol in the "I Fly" bar, sometimes singing a few songs to earn extra money, and working part-time as a security captain.

Sleep in the morning, work at night, and live happily. For me, there has always been a motto: ants have a day to take off, let alone a dragon in the clouds.

Every time I moved, I would write this sentence on the wall with red paint, which led to being scolded by the original landlord every time I participated, and finally had to find pine perfume to wash off the landlord.

Many friends come to my house as guests, and when they see the huge fourteen characters, they will ask me why I use the big red, isn't this red lacquer word special for debt collection? And my explanation is that the red is festive, haven't you seen that people's wedding stickers are all big red, that's the reason.

However, ten years have passed, others have been married, have children, and even the second child has fallen to the ground, and I am still alone, and the monthly income is basically spent in the middle of the month, resulting in high debts, and people will come to the door every day to ask for money, and the door at the door is full of four big red characters for debt repayment. It wasn't until this moment that I realized that sometimes red really didn't mean festivity, and since then, the fourteen big characters have been changed to black, which looks calm and low-key.

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It was another cloudy night, at twelve o'clock Tiancheng Street except for bars and KTVs were basically closed, taxis lined up at the door of the bar, and the substitute driver sat at the door and chatted with melon seeds.

Approaching two o'clock, when the door was about to close, a policewoman in uniform stumbled into the bar, shouting the word "help" weakly, and fainted after speaking, before she could ask anything, before she helped the policewoman to her seat, a group of gangsters armed with steel pipes and machetes rushed in at the door.

"Boy, hand over that little girl in your hand, or I'll do it with you!" One of the thugs, who had a scar on his face, pointed a machete at me and commanded.

"Oh, you're not a little daring, you are the first one in this Xi'an city who dares to threaten me, of course, you are also one of the few who dare to fight with the police, I don't dare to beat the police, you don't know that the crime of attacking the police is very serious!" I don't care about the threat of the scar man, don't say that a scar man and a group of milky kids, even a group of police officers don't have a panic, just like every time they were caught before, they stood in place and hung up. Squatting in a detention center is also a good way to avoid debts, but it has only been used more often.

"I don't care who you are, disturbing Lao Tzu's affairs, even if the emperor Lao Tzu Lao Tzu is still cut down!" At the sound of an order, the gangsters who were still happy to smash suddenly pointed the finger at me.

It's late, it's fast, and before the group of thugs gets close (just kidding, really fighting with a group of people with knives and steel pipes, unless the brains are funny) he punched the scar man in the stomach, grabbed his shoulders with both hands, and pressed his knees hard against his stomach, five or six times in a row, punched sideways in the face, and fell directly to the ground, without unnecessary pain, he had fainted directly.

"What? Still like your boss? Don't like to stand and like to lie down? With an evil smile, the group of thugs was scared back, and after saying that, a group of people shook the ground like rattles, and ran away with the scar man on their shoulders.

How dare you stay here, the boss who can fight the most will be killed and fainted in a second, and staying here is purely looking for abuse.

It's easy to do the gangsters, but it's difficult to deal with the policewoman lying on the ground, it's not going to go directly, it's not taking it away, and finally I can only helplessly call the director of the police station who has been dealing with me for ten years, and the first sentence on the other end of the phone is: Is it another crime, you sell alcohol, and I have turned a blind eye to being a middleman, so you can still have an accident? It's not going to cripple people again, is it?

"Have you ever seen someone who beat someone and called the head of the police station?"

"How not! Not all those who turn themselves in are like this! ”

"Okay, okay, I can't talk about you, don't force you all day long, you have the ability to fight!"

"Hit your sister, my brain will be pumped! Tell me, what the hell is going on? ”

"There's a hot-skinned policewoman who was cut by a gangster, and now the bar where I'm staying will take people away within ten minutes, or I'll stay home, anyway, there is just a lack of a daughter-in-law at home!"

"You took the best!" There was an indistinct voice on the other end of the phone, and just as I was about to ask what was coming, the voice rang again, "It's going to be in ten minutes!" ”

Ten minutes passed in a flash, a police car stopped at the door of the bar, and the director of the police station ordered two people to send the injured policewoman to the hospital, and Meng Haoran, who had been looking for half a circle, did not find it.

The employee in charge of locking the door glanced at the police station chief and asked, "This officer, are you looking for Brother Meng?" ”

"Yes!"

"Then you don't have to wait, Brother Meng is already gone!"

"Let's go, didn't that kid say wait for me for ten minutes?"

"I'm waiting for you for ten minutes!"

"How did you get back?"

"You're running out of time!"

"Didn't I just ten minutes when I ran out of time?"

"You're out of time for ten seconds!"

Hearing this explanation, there was an urge to hit the wall, the dignified police station director was actually played around by a gangster who didn't know how many times he had been caught, and there was a reason to count by the second on top of the minute.

"It's!" After squirting a mantra, he drove away.

At this time, I was already sitting at the end of the night to eat supper, still green vegetable noodles and mustard, eight yuan to get it, and packed a soup, you can drink it when you are thirsty in the middle of the night, saving the money to buy mineral water, and the source of all this is a month ago, spent all my savings and cheated a lot of money to buy a game helmet called "Heroes and Dauntless" that changed the world, tomorrow at noon at twelve o'clock is the day of the test.