Chapter 18 King is so powerful (ask for collection~)
"You are?"
Wang Feng looked at the guy in front of him who destroyed his first battle, he looked young, wearing a red insulated tights all over his body, marked with the "~" thunderbolt symbol on his chest, carrying a large brand-name battery - Nanfu, wearing a red miner's lamp hat, there is a wire connected to the battery behind the miner's lamp cap, and the miner's lamp on the hat emits a faint green light, it should be a hero, however, he only knows S-class heroes, as well as a small number of ABC heroes, and the coquettish guy in front of him is obviously not in his memory.
The guy read the appearance he specially prepared: "On the night of thunder and lightning, I was born, holding thunder in my left hand and lightning in my right hand, and from then on I will be in charge of the thunder and lightning of heaven and earth, and I am ......"
"Thor?" Wang Feng interjected.
"No, I'm the 66th B-rank hero - Raiden Kid!"
The Thunderbolt Boy held his head high, trying to make himself look tall and mighty, so that he could accept Wang Feng's worship.
"Oh."
It's a pity that Wang Feng only has a faint word.
The thunderbolt boy looked at Wang Feng obliquely: "Hey, don't you have anything else to say?" For example, you are so good, you are so handsome, etc. β
"Something else?" Wang Feng blinked his eyes and pointed to the note in the palm of the thunderbolt boy's hand, "Please remember the lines next time you appear, thank you." β
"Huh?" Raiden Boy smiled embarrassedly: "Ahem, this is the appearance white that I just asked someone to rewrite, I didn't remember it for a while, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this kind of mistake will not occur next time, can you take a photo of me and send it to your circle of friends to promote it for me?" Excuse me, I've been a bit more popular lately......"
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Wang Feng was speechless, worthy of being a professional hero, and he actually wanted to promote it to increase popularity, amazing!
"Okay, you get in a pose."
For this kind of little thing of giving roses to people and leaving a lingering fragrance in his hands, he has always been happy to do it.
"Okay, thank you, thank you."
Thunderbolt Boy bowed excitedly to Wang Feng.
"I'll use my special move 'Thunderbolt Slash' to kill this panty weirdo in a while, please help me capture my handsome moves, oh, don't shoot bloody scenes, that will affect my Sunshine Boy character, thank you."
He carefully instructed Wang Feng to take some precautions for taking pictures.
"Uh......"
Have professional heroes lived so hard? There is also so much attention to taking a photo of a monster killer.
Wang Feng sighed lightly and took out his mobile phone to turn on the camera function.
Thunderbolt Boy held up his electric baton, which resembled an eyebrow stick, and said, "Sir, please get ready, I'm going to make a move." An arc of electricity flashed from his electric baton.
"Wait a minute, I have something to say."
The panty freak on the ground who twitched from time to time yelled, "Let me introduce myself......"
"I'm sorry, this article doesn't allow word dragging, so please die...... Lightning Slash! β
The thunderbolt boy's expression was cold, his eyes were sharp, the corners of his mouth hooked a perfect sneer arc, his body squatted slightly, the electric baton was held high, and the electric arc crackled and flickered, after he maintained this posture for ten seconds, he looked up and asked Wang Feng: "Have you taken a picture?" β
"OK."
Wang Feng made an OK gesture, indicating that everything was done.
"Okay, now, let me finish you off...... Panty freak! β
The thunderbolt boy finally moved seriously this time, and the electric baton in his hand was shining with thunder and lightning, looking at that appearance, it was definitely high-voltage electric intensity.
"Who ends who doesn't have to!"
"Panty punch!"
However, the panty weirdo who had been lying on the ground pretending to be a passer-by suddenly sneered, and his palms were clenched into fists and hooked upwards hard.
Bang!
The thunderbolt boy snorted, staggered back two steps, he coughed a few times, relieved himself, and looked at the panty weirdo in surprise: "Ahem, I didn't expect you to recover so quickly." β
"Hey, hey, bigger surprises are ...... later"
The panty weirdo laughed weirdly and lunged at Raiden Kid while shouting, "Briefs quick punch!" His fist whirred and slammed into the Thunderbolt Kid.
"Stupid, I can power you once, I can power you twice, and I dare to rush over directly and look for death."
The thunderbolt boy's eyes flashed with a hint of essence, he smiled coldly, clenched the electric baton in his hand, and the "Nanfu" battery behind him quickly transmitted power to the electric baton, "Ten thousand volts!" β
He jerked his electric baton at the panty freak, which shone brightly and arced.
Burst!
Unbeknownst to him, the panty freak did not dodge, and directly grabbed the electric baton with one hand.
"Look for death." A flash of joy flashed in Raiden Boy's eyes.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
A few muffled sounds sounded, and the Thunderbolt Boy's body suddenly bent like a boiled lobster, staggering backwards, his eyes widened in shock, and he shouted incredulously, "How could you be okay?" β
"Hey." The panty freak chuckled, "Idiot, which pair of panties have you ever seen that conducts electricity?" Uncle Ben was just teasing you just now, do you really think you can beat Uncle Ben? β
"I see." The thunderbolt boy exhaled a few breaths lightly, and his whole body tensed: "Since the thunder and lightning are useless to you, then see the real chapter under your hands!" β
He can rush to such a high ranking of B-level heroes, mainly relying on this sound power equipment, and the actual force is rare, I'm afraid that it is only the level of C-level heroes, so after the lightning fails, his combat effectiveness will at least drop by half.
"Hey, boxers punch continuously!"
The panties weirdly fisted faster and faster, and even appeared in Wang Feng's opinion, and after a while, he even saw more than a dozen fist shadows.
Raiden Boy steadily swung his electric baton to block his fists, and fought back and forth with the panty monster, and the scene was evenly matched for a while.
After half a ring, the panty freak sneered and shouted inwardly: "Lore Original Panty!" His mouth opened, and the smell of stinky panties with a visible color instantly wafted out.
The thunderbolt boy was careless, and he took a sip and went in, ah~ The rich seafood flavor!
He suddenly stiffened, his face flushed and then turned purple, and finally turned blue, and he simply fell straight down, his eyes were blank, his mouth was foaming, he had auditory hallucinations and hallucinations, and the miner's lamp on his head turned from green to red, indicating that the battery was insufficient.
This kind of strong man's original underwear is too powerful, and at the same time too cruel.
"It's over, hero!"
The panty weirdo chattered and laughed, and the thong (river crab) pants under his feet rolled up automatically into a sharp awl, and he raised his foot back to charge up, ready to end the life of the thunderbolt boy.
"Hey, have you had enough?"
A faint voice came from behind it.
"Huh!?"
The panty weirdo was stunned, turned sideways slightly, and looked at Wang Feng obliquely, "Chatter, you haven't run yet, are you scared stupid?" β
"Huh, run? I never have that word in my dictionary. (Hmm, you mean that?) οΌ
Wang Feng sneered, he slowly took off his white sweatshirt and threw it aside, pinched the brim of the cap with his palm, slammed the cap open and threw it into the sky, pointed at the panty weirdo and shouted: "Ness, let's fight with blood and passion!" β
"Huh!? You...... Are you king!? The panty freak gasped, his eyes widened, his rugged face flushed, and excitement quickly surfaced.
βkingοΌοΌβ
This powerful name made the Thunderbolt Kid, who seemed to be poisoned, sober up.
βkingοΌkingοΌkingβ¦β¦ Ah, hoo, ah, hoo, king, you ...... You...... I...... I...... Idol...... Idol...... Uh......"
The panty weirdo's face was full of fanatical adoration, that is, excited and excited, clutching his chest as if he had a heart attack, his face was flushed, his speech was intermittent, and finally he rolled his eyes, and he was overexcited to the point of coma.
"Uh......"
Wang Feng, who finally let himself get his blood back, looked at the fainting panty weirdo blankly, depressed to death, what about the bloody battle? You're so excited that you fall into a coma because you worship me? What a shame on the face of the weirdos, phew, we weirdos don't have you as a person.
"Huh?"
The thunderbolt boy, who had barely recovered, looked at the dissatisfied Wang Feng and the fainting panty monster in shock, and muttered to himself: "King is so powerful, he scared the other party with his momentum alone, that weird man was actually scared to the point of saying 'I surrender' just now, oh my God, is this the strength of the strongest man on the surface?" Is the dissatisfaction on his face that his strength is too strong, resulting in no opponent, so he feels empty in his heart? Could it be that this is the legendary master loneliness? Me and him...... The difference in strength is 108,000 miles, he is really an unattainable peak! β
Hey, you heard me wrong, the panty weirdos are saying "I'm an idol", not "I surrender"! Do you think you can listen to people well? Also, if you wear a hard hat all day long to listen to people's speech, will it affect your hearing? That's how you ...... How do you pass CET-4?
"Hey, don't kill him, send him to the Guild Freak Prison!"
The panty freak is his fanatical fan, he can't bear to attack it because of his eagerness, not to mention that the other party is still in a coma because of his fanatical worship of himself, which can be regarded as disarming and surrendering, how can you let Wang Feng be embarrassed to take advantage of its coma to kill the killer, and simply let the Thunderbolt Kid escort it to the association freak prison, it's better than losing his life, as for taking it in? I'm sorry, he doesn't raise perverts at home, especially the pervert who likes to collect underwear, even if it's a fan.
After Wang Feng left the next sentence, he picked up the cap and sweatshirt, and walked away boringly, not knowing the messy thoughts in the thunderbolt boy's heart.
(Through this incident, it tells us a profound truth: fanatical star chasing is harmful to physical and mental health, so we must chase stars rationally.) οΌ
"By the way, King promised to help me promote it in Moments!?" The thunderbolt boy looked at Wang Feng's back as he gradually walked away, and remembered what Wang Feng helped take pictures just now, he was in good spirits, "I don't know who is in King's circle of friends?" The trembling Tatsumaki, the Child Emperor and others among the S-class heroes? Oops, I'm going to show my face in front of the major S-class heroes? Will I become an overnight hit? Become a big hero in the limelight? β
Thinking about it, he was immediately excited.
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The next day, he rummaged through all the news, and none of them were news about him being posted on Moments, and he was dumbfounded: "Why is there no news?" β
At the same time, in Wang Feng's circle of friends, there was a lonely special tweet: This is the 66th Thunderbolt Kid of B-level heroes, a good guy.
The tweet is accompanied by a photo of Thunderbolt Boy.
However, there are zero replies and zero likes and zero forwards on the special tweet, because Wang Feng is the only one in the circle of friends from beginning to end, you must know that King has no friends at all, and the circle of friends naturally has no friends, so it is whimsical that Raiden Boy wants to rely on him to post a circle of friends and become popular overnight.
Alas, this is the so-called master loneliness!