Chapter 17: Let's Have a Good Time
"Hey, King, we've already arranged the itinerary for the hero propaganda campaign, would it be convenient for you to come over these days?"
"Siqi, if you let me take that kind of product advertisement in the future, I will blow you to ashes, and besides, I'm upset these days and I'm not available."
In a few simple words, Wang Feng and Xiqi's phone call ended immediately.
"Well, if this hero publicity campaign is for some kind of movie promotion or company promotion, I will definitely kick Siqi's big nose."
Wang Feng two days ago shot the "Weilong" spicy strip advertisement and Ness underwear advertisement has already swept 26 cities, countless men, women and children will always carry a bag of spicy strips on the street, when the strange man appeared, they did not scream, did not run away, but calmly ate a spicy strip to suppress the shock, what is more absolutely is that some people really believe that Nice underwear is more awesome than body armor, and the whole body is wearing Nice underwear to find the strange person desperately, of course, the ending is naturally miserable.
Alas, this is the tragedy of the mismatch between advertising and products, but there is no advertising law in this world, and no one manages the nonsense advertising industry.
Faced with this situation, Wang Feng went on the M City TV station that night to tell everyone not to believe in advertisements, spicy strips actually have no function of replenishing energy, and Nice also can't resist rocket artillery, so that everyone can shop rationally.
Even so, the "Weilong" spicy strips and Nice underwear are still popular all mankind, and the sales of the two companies are rising.
The Hero Association wanted to make money, but Wang Feng had already spoken, and they didn't dare to challenge Wang Feng's bottom line, so they reluctantly rejected the merchants' offers, and at the same time actively recommended other heroes to ask the merchants for quotations.
Not to mention, there are really many businessmen who find other heroes to endorse their products, although they do not have the sensational effect of Wang Feng, but they also play a certain role and increase a lot of sales.
The professional heroes of the Hero Association have become a new profession, combining the characteristics of various traditional professions such as stars and policemen, and becoming a family of their own, that is, they have a group of fans like stars, such as Genos often receives fan letters from a cardboard box in the future, and is also as well-known as a star, and even endorses products, and at the same time has the responsibility of a police soldier - to eliminate strangers and resist disasters, and has its own characteristics: C-level heroes will actively do good deeds and get closer to the people.
In short, heroes have become a popular new profession, many young people are eager to become a hero, but unfortunately, the hero assessment of the Hero Association is becoming more and more strict, resulting in the number of heroes has not been raised, every half a month to open six examination rooms to select heroes, starting from the first hero selection examination, it has now reached the 51st session, more and more people take the exam, and the 51st session has reached more than 10,000 people, however, there are very few people who can pass, and there are basically only two or three scattered people who can become heroes in each assessment. There were even a few sessions that were all unqualified.
This kind of assessment system is already very strict, however, the Hero Association believes that it is not enough, and continues to increase the difficulty of the assessment, it is conceivable that the people who can pass the assessment in the future are definitely the elite of human force.
"Cut, I'm depressed, go out and breathe."
Wang Feng observed the vaccine human egg before going out, and found that after a few days, there was still no movement, and he didn't know if it was a dead egg.
"Supermarket sale, supermarket sale, Weilong spicy strips, everyone come and buy."
"We have a new batch of Nice underwear in our store, and everyone is welcome to come and buy."
"Buy a pair of Nice underwear, send a poster of King wearing only pants, girls, walk by, don't miss it, buy it and kneel and lick it......"
Wang Feng went out on the street, he was dumbfounded, the street was full of selling Weilong spicy strips and Nice underwear, he knew that his two advertisements had caused a sensation, and he never expected it to become popular like this, it has become a phenomenon, well, phenomenal advertisements - King hot blood spicy strips and King passion underwear.
On the street, a second-year young man chewed spicy noodles and shouted: "If the hero escapes, then who will fight?" β
Wang Feng's sentence of plagiarizing Saitama has become popular and has become a slogan that teenagers must shout before fighting.
"Wow, King is so cool, so cool."
A young girl came out of the underwear store with a bag in her hand with Ness's logo "βΌ", an inverted triangle, and a poster showing King standing in the ruins wearing only underwear, with a cold expression that was highly sought after by women.
Wang Feng looked at the girl with black lines on his head, staring at the honey bulge on the king's underwear in the poster with glowing eyes, little sister, where are you looking!? Uncle, I'm also a face-saving person.
"Alas, the world is going down......"
He shook his head and sighed compassionately.
"Little sister, give me your panties......"
Just as Wang Feng was about to leave, a rough voice came, he looked back, and saw an enlarged version of boxer briefs, a face printed on the underwear, thick eyebrows and big eyes, a wide nose sausage mouth, extremely rough, complete limbs, gloves on both hands, oh no, if you look closely, it is briefs, and you are wearing flip-flops under your feet, hey,, I am dazzled, it is not flip-flops, but thong (river crab) pants, with a headscarf and hat on my head, uh, it seems to be a ...... Boxers, I rub, that...... That brand symbol is an inverted triangle - Nice!?
This is...... Panty freaks?
"Huh!? Weirdo ......"
The girl who bought Nice underwear just now let out a high-pitched scream, and immediately, she unfolded the poster and shouted: "King husband, please protect me......"
Wang Feng: "......" Is there really such a naΓ―ve person in the world? Do you think that his portrait can ward off evil spirits? If so, then what else do you need a hero to do? Just put up his portrait in front of everyone's door, and then the world will be peaceful.
"Ah, idol~"
However, as soon as the panty freak saw the portrait of King, his eyes widened and he was radiant, covering his face with both hands, and screaming excitedly and shyly like a star-chasing girl.
ββ¦β¦β
There are strange things every year, especially this year, hemp eggs, oh, I still have weird fans?
Wang Feng touched the tip of his nose and couldn't laugh or cry.
"Urgent notice, urgent notice, citizens of M City please note that there is a panty freak in the shopping street, and the assessment level is a wolf, until the freak is eliminated, please do not approach, please do not approach the ......"
The Association of Gereock sirens in the city of M issued an announcement.
"Huh? The weirdo is coming, run. β
"Let's get a spicy strip to suppress the shock."
"Don't be afraid, I have Nice underwear, and his injuries won't work for me."
When the busy commercial street heard the announcement of the Hero Association, it immediately messed up and ran away screaming.
"For the sake of you being a fan of Lord King, I'll let you go."
After seeing the poster of the king character, the panty freak showed mercy and let the girl go.
"Thank you, husband, for your protection."
The girl kissed the king's portrait in surprise, it's nothing, the question is the girl, where do you put this mouth? Can you be serious? Brother is also a figure with a head and a face, if you do this, I don't want to lose face!?
"Hey, guy in a cap, hand over your panties."
The pedestrians on the street ran away, leaving only Wang Feng, who was not moving, if it was him before, it is estimated that he would have run away, but now he is holding two two-star cards and one four-star card, will he be afraid of a wolf-level monster?
He already has the capital to not have to run away, since he came to this world, every time he meets a strange person, he always runs away, runs away...... It's too shameful, he is also a hot-blooded man, and he is also looking forward to a hearty battle, this time......
"Let me have a good fight!"
The corners of Wang Feng's mouth hidden under the cap hooked, and the cells all over his body became excited, is the first battle in his life finally coming, so ...... Which card should I finish you with? Panties?
"Thunderbolt strike!"
A sudden roar rang out behind the panty freak, and an iron rod with an arc slammed into the panty freak's back.
"Huh!?"
The panty freak screamed in pain and staggered to the ground, convulsing and numb, like a Parkinson's attack.
"Hey, KO!"
The attackers smug their verdict.
Wang Feng wordlessly glanced at the attacker and the panty weirdo who had no combat effectiveness, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "I...... Grass!? The excitement in my body drifted away with the wind lonely.