A handsome guy with small eyes in a black casual suit walked from a bedroom in Love Apartment 3602 to the living room, while still making a phone call, his voice pretending to be very calm: "Okay, okay, I am Chinese-Korean mixed race, with three master's degrees, proficient in multiple Chinese, outstanding image and extraordinary temperament, you will put a hundred hearts!" There is absolutely no problem with the quality! I am experienced and very professional! "That's right, this person is Lu Ziqiao, known as Lu Xiaobu in the rivers and lakes, "Then I'll come over immediately, OK, No problem, Thank you, BYE~~"

Ziqiao picked up his clothes and was about to go out, and a girl dressed in pink with an Egyptian civet holding an Egyptian civet on the sofa in the living room said mockingly: "Young Master Lu, when did you become a Chinese-Korean mixed-race?" I remember when you were a freshman, you introduced yourself and said that four generations of your family are from Sichuan, and you like to eat Chongqing Jiugongge hot pot the most. When did even Sichuan belong to South Korea? "This is the girl Chen Meijia who rode away on Prince Harley after the enlightenment in Guan Valley.

Ziqiao said disdainfully: "I was chasing the president of the female student union in Sichuan. You've got a lot of control! Are you really my sable? ”

Mei Jiaxing leaned on the back of the sofa excitedly: "We are both medical school graduates. As your alumnus and as a doctor, I have to warn you not to rely on this kind of 'scientific experiment' just because you are young. As the old saying goes, 'Xiao Lu is pleasant, Da Lu hurts his body, and the canopy is in ashes'! Isn't that right, midnight? As she spoke, she turned her head and asked the cat who didn't know when she had climbed on her shoulder.

Lu Ziqiao shook his hair and made a smug look, and his neck was about to cramp with his hair: "Didn't I tell you before?" It's not a job that everyone can do. Veterinarian! He deliberately accentuated the tone of the last two words and emphasized them.

"Cut, it's better than some people who go through the back door to get a veterinary license, and they don't get enough credits, and they can't even get a graduation certificate. Selling Dianabol. Meijia immediately went back.

"You say you're a turtle, but you still don't believe it. That's called a medical representative, a high-income group. ”

"High-income groups? Do you have a diploma, a third-rate medical representative, only four or five thousand a month, right? Is it enough for you to fit into high society? Young Master Lu? ”

"Of course that's enough." But that was before. Medical representatives are indeed considered a high-income group, (if the author fails the graduate school entrance examination, he will apply for a medical representative of a foreign company.) The general basic salary is 5,700, plus quarterly bonuses, and you can get an average of 13,000 a month. Non-manual labor, and professional knowledge has little to do with it, mainly relying on eloquence and connections, which is very suitable for special people like Young Master Lu who can survive just by picking up girls.

Because of some special reasons, the talented Young Master Lu used to be a live advertisement for health care drugs such as Kidney Treasure and Asian Shengong Pill, and sold gold medals. He earns a lot of money, and he regularly goes to help with scientific experiments, just to promote the good effect of his company's drugs.

It's a pity that during a review by the State Food and Drug Administration, the company's senior management did not dredge up the relationship, and the product was found to be a fake drug, and there was a suspicion of pyramid schemes. After that, he graduated with a graduation certificate, opened up the situation in more than a year, mixed with the top of the enterprise, and Lu Xiaobu, who was galloping in Shanghai, was completely down.

In order to make ends meet, before I found a company where I could work as a medical representative, the school-opening experiment, which I used to use to show off my kidney strength, became the only entry.

"And you're going to do a science experiment? I think it was two thousand at a time. How many times a week can you donate? ”

Ziqiao: "Is it okay for me to dedicate myself to the scientific research of the motherland?" After saying that, he was not without pride, and mysteriously stretched out his right hand, and after thinking about it, he also stretched out his left hand.

Meijia blushed and looked at Lu Ziqiao's hand, and moved her gaze down again. Then he panicked and covered his cat's eyes with his hand: "Don't look at indecency, don't look at indecency." The canopy was wiped out in ashes and annihilated. Let's go! I won't send it. ”

Zi Qiao's face lengthened: "Don't talk about others, care about yourself." A veterinarian with a serious diploma can't even find a pet store that asks for you. It's been more than a year since I graduated."

Mei Jia saluted: "Yes, yes, learn from Comrade Ziqiao, and move your own 'hands'," and pointed to Ziqiao's lower body, Ziqiao's face was pale, "Plenty of food and clothing!" I am experienced and very professional! Hahaha! Mika finally couldn't hold back her laughter until she almost died.

Lu Ziqiao was so stimulated that his face couldn't hold back: "I warn you, don't go around telling people, you think I want to." Two people in a 4 bedroom suite, easy for me! ”

Mei Jia laughed so much that tears came out: "Young Master Lu, I'm worried about your body!" ”

"Come less! If you have the ability, you can find someone to share the rent with us. "Ziqiao also wants to stimulate and stimulate Meijia.

Meijia burst into laughter: "Where can I find it?" ”

Meijia is actually not short of money, just sell something. But her stuff didn't come from the right way.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door.

"I'll drive it." As if smelling something impressive, Mika slipped up from the couch and rushed over to open the door. The kitten called Midnight deftly flipped off the fast-moving Mika, with a steady gait and generous manners, what a spiritual cat.

When the door opened, a thin, personable man with a suitcase in his hand, black-rimmed glasses, and a trench coat appeared in the doorway. When the four eyes were intertwined, Mika's eyes were suddenly attracted. [Mika's inner activity: This person's appearance is so familiar. I can't help but think of that song, where, where I have seen you, your smile is so ......]

"Hmm-I'm sorry, hello, I~" The Chinese of the person who came was a little blunt.

"You~~Good~~" Aiya and Wu, Mika also instantly became slurred.

Ziqiao greeted him: "Hello, please come in." "The ghost idea was born again.

The man said in very stiff Chinese: "I'm not coming in, I want to borrow a phone." "It's really hard to return to Huaxia, to Shanghai, and to Guan Gu, who is back in the love apartment. The size is also the actual owner of several houses in the love apartment, how can he not know the way? It was really embarrassing to be guided all the way here by a circle of passers-by who were affected by the will of the big world. Fortunately, this kind of day of acting with the plot is over today, as long as he successfully lives in 3602 today, he will be free!

"What do you call it?" Ziqiao didn't pay attention to what the other party said at all.

"My name is Sekiya." Guan Gu bowed magically.

"Oh, Guan Yu, hello, I'm Lu Bu." Ziqiao blurted out.

Guan Gu magically adjusted his tone: "My name is Guan Gu." "The tone is not much better than before. At that moment, he almost had the urge to turn on the writing wheel and speak standard Mandarin.

"You're Uyghur?" Ziqiao also imitated the other party's tone.

"No...... Misunderstood, I'm a neon man. Sekiya explained as he bowed deeply again.

"Oh ~ Neon Man! O Yamato nation! Fortunately, I will be glad to meet you! Wait a minute," Ziqiao pulled Meijia, who was still a nymphomaniac, into the door and whispered, "Hey! What's going on, the deal is coming, normal point. ”

Meijia is still in a state of intoxication: "So handsome! Midnight, who was sitting on the top of the sofa, watched himself shoveling unhappily, and covered his little face with his paws angrily.

Ziqiao shook her head: "What kind of are you!" Get down to business, buy and sell, buy and sell! ”

Meijia is still awake: "Huh? What to buy and sell. "I don't have any plans to sell the stolen goods recently. 】

Ziqiao told Meijia the plan: "Share the rent!" It's not like sending one to the door, knocking on him, there are many, we have five or five points. ”

Ziqiao felt that he could not have said it more clearly, and pulled Meijia to start work, but Meijia grabbed him and said very seriously: "Then you have to say it first, who is the five!" "Ziqiao sweats wildly. Guan Gu heard all this clearly, although he was very unhappy that these two regarded him as Kaizi, but for the sake of freedom, in order to live in, he decisively chose what to do and did not hear it.

The two returned to the living room, and Lu Ziqiao greeted Guan Gu warmly: "Come on, come in, come in and sit, come in and sit." Don't stand! How can I help you. That kind of professional smile, those male and female doctors who have been promoted by Lu Ziqiao have seen strong pills, kidney treasures, and magic pills, with three points of teasing in mystery, two points of sincerity in teasing, and very evil in sincerity! What a pair of peach blossom eyes that kill both men and women!

"This is my roommate, Mika." Ziqiao introduced.

"Hello......" Mika's eyes lit up, and she grabbed Guan Gu's hand. One of the "kitten paws" also naughtily scratched Guan Gu's palm.

[Lu Ziqiao's inner activities: What's wrong with this nymphomaniac today, hasn't the university been enthusiastic on the outside and conservative on the inside? Took the wrong medicine today? 】

[Chen Meijia's inner activity: I must have seen him somewhere. Ever since I fell into the dead pervert of Long Zaitian and worked hard for the college entrance examination, I have never been so moved by any boy. Granny Cat, is Meijia in love again? 】

[Sekigu's mental activity: I endure. It's been six years, and freedom is just around the corner. 】

Ziqiao pushed Meijia's head: "Go, pour tea for the guests." ”

"Hello!" Meijia is very engaged.

"Mr. Guan, this is your first time in China?" Lu Ziqiao began to set almost.

"I don't have a surname Guan, Guan Gu is my surname, and my name is Guan Gu Magic." For the sake of the big plan, Guan Gu was very polite every word.

Ziqiao thought about starting with further enhancing the relationship: "I know you neon very well." Meijia served the hot tea and leaned against the armrest of Guan Gu's sofa.

Guan Gu pretended to be very interested: "Really? Do you speak Japanese? ”

"It's a little bit, baa daddy, baa daddy, right." Meijia pushed Ziqiao hard.

Guan Gu finally seized the opportunity to explain his intentions: "Hehe, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just want to borrow the phone." I...... I booked room 3203 of Aisen apartment online, but it seems to be a mistake. So need to call and ask. ”

"Love apartment?" Ziqiao's mind was spinning fast.

"No, it's the Essen apartment." Guan Gu naturally knew what the hell Lu Ziqiao was up to, and continued to cooperate. [Let's play with you first, you wait, I'm in a good mood, I'm still your thirteenth uncle.] 】

"Love apartment? That's right. Ziqiao also brought it into the ditch.

"Uh-huh!" Mika helped mislead.

"Sen! Love-Sen! It is written like this. Guan Gu wrote the word "Sen" to Ziqiao.

"This word is pronounced 'love'!" Ziqiao was determined.

"In Chinese, is this word pronounced like this?"

"That's right! Chinese has many polyphonic characters. Your Chinese still needs to be improved! Ziqiao said, adding a few strokes to the paper.

"Hello! I see, that's right. Sekiya nodded in understanding.

Young Master Lu picked up a piece of paper that he had just written, and the words "Aisen Apartment" were written on it. He pointed it out word by word and read it aloud: "Love-Love-Public-Residence!" He smiled and said, "This is the Love Apartment." You're not wrong. ”

"Hello! That may be a misunderstanding," Guan Gu endured it by relying on his acting skills and professional ethics for many years, "That's right, the one I booked is a hotel-style apartment, it's not here, there is no front desk, I still want to call and ask." Please! (Japanese)" bowed again.

"No problem, I'll help you get the phone." Young Master Lu pretended to get the landline with a smile, but in fact he pulled Chen Meijia and whispered: "It seems that this set can't blind this little devil, let's change PLAN B." ”

"Good!" Mika thought for a moment, "...... How can we have a PLAN B? ”

"Meow." Midnight, who couldn't look at it, echoed.

Guan Gu quietly opened the writing wheel eye and observed secretly.

This cat is very spiritual. Chen Meijia's situation is not quite right, her limbs are slender and her skin is fair, but from the perspective of the distribution and force of muscle groups, the maximum output value must be at least at the level of Tyson, the key is that the flexibility looks particularly amazing, the pupils are extremely sensitive to light changes, and the whole looks like a big cat in human shape.

Lu Ziqiao didn't see anything, but his spirit was extremely vigorous, but he was not as aggressive as a martial arts practitioner, giving people the feeling of warm afternoon sunshine. Millennial female ghosts, foxes, demons and the like will probably like his mobile "Tang monk meat" very much.

Young Master Lu turned to Guan Gu and said, "Oh, you're talking about Aisen's apartment, I know, I know." You said it earlier! ”

“？ I said it earlier. Don't you speak polyphonic? Guan Gu raised his eyebrows, why hasn't this play been finished yet, it's much more troublesome than dealing with his father.

"Alas! This doesn't matter, Chinese characters are vast and profound, and many places vary from person to person. You'll get to that later. "Ziqiao fooling foreigners is indeed better than fooling Chinese people. It's a pity that the one he fooled can also be said to be a Chinese, or a native of Shanghai.

"Oh, just like the Chinese say, 'learn to live until you are old', right?" Guan Gu took all the orders, and also took the opportunity to say his classic quotations in the future.

"Not bad! You'll also be able to speak idioms. Ziqiao's words don't know how to listen to them, they sound so awkward. Let Guan Gu have an urge to flatten him.

"A little bit, I'm learning." Guan Gu suppressed his anger and replied modestly.

"Wait a minute," Ziqiao turned around, pulled Meijia aside again, stuffed her mobile phone, and whispered, "Plan B, I will call this mobile phone in a while, you are the front desk of the Aisen Hotel, the purpose is only one word 'fool him, scare him, stun him'!" ”

"Is that a word?" Mika snapped her fingers. [I'm not good at math, but I still passed the college entrance examination!] 】

……

Seeing that the matter was about to be done, Ziqiao forced his excitement and made a last effort: "This, Brother Guan Gu~ This house is rented by me, you know I like spaciousness." ”

"I can pay the rent." Sekiya immediately took a stand. [Zuowei, you bless me and let this bastard who wants to take advantage of him finish speaking quickly. If I continue to pretend, I might as well kill myself by seppuku. 】

Ziqiao also wanted to catch a big fish: "I rented such a big house, in fact, I don't care about this money, hehe." ”

"I can give double." Sekiya held out two fingers.

"Deal!" Before the words fell, Ziqiao couldn't wait to hold Guan Gu's hand, for fear that good things would slip away, "Okay." It's also fate that we meet thousands of miles away! Well, this one is for you. But you have to pay a little deposit for the rent first, you see? ”

"Is that enough?" Guan Gu, an invisible billionaire who has invested for many years and has been in the rain in China's real estate market, took out a thick stack of money from his bag, Ziqiao's legs were weak, he fell on the door frame, and tried for a while before he barely stood up.

"Enough, enough. Wait a minute, I'll ask my roommate to help you with your luggage," Ziqiao smiled lewdly, "Mika! Mega! ”

At the moment of the man, Meijia is with the rumor: "What's the matter?" ”

"What are you doing? Help our new roommate with her luggage. Young Master Lu wanted to hug Mei Jia, celebrate the success of the plan with her, and swear sovereignty to the newcomer by the way, but he didn't think that Mei Jia was only about Guan Gu in her heart now, and she drilled under Lu Ziqiao's arm and went to shake Guan Gu's hand. Young Master Lu's face suddenly became gloomy.

"Welcome, welcome." Mika helped Sekiya pick up her luggage.

"I still have something to do, I have to go first, you can talk slowly." The pile of tickets was still in Lu Ziqiao's hand, and he heard the "pop" sound of falling money, which attracted Meijia's attention back.

"Why are you going?" Mika asked coquettishly.

Young Master Lu whispered: "If you have money, of course you will redeem yourself first!" I can finally say goodbye to scientific experimentation. After saying that, he ran away, and Mika shook her head—a personable man moved in, and a vulgar man ran out. Guan Gu took all of these into his eyes, and couldn't help but beat the drum about whether he wanted to find Tang Youyou as his girlfriend in the future, if he had such a relative, life would be too uncomfortable. Let's take a look at it first.

It was extremely difficult to deal with the clumsy deception of this pair of male and female deception. In the end, it was a smooth check-in to 3602. The moment he packed his luggage, the feeling of being entangled in shackles on Guan Gu's body was completely gone. I can finally get a good night's sleep. It was only at midnight that Guan Gu was awakened by a barely audible sound. When I came to the balcony and looked down, a masked girl in a black leather suit deftly pushed the Harley Prince who was originally parked downstairs and quietly walked away. In the back seat of the car was a rare Egyptian civet.

"Chen Meijia? Is this going out to be a thief? Sekiya said with an incredulous expression.

You stand on the bridge and look at the scenery, the people watching the scenery look at you from upstairs, the bright moon decorates your window, you decorate other people's dreams. Guan Gu, who had experienced a hundred battles in another world, immediately felt that someone was also looking at him, and raised his eyes to take a look.

"Guan Gu is magical, it's actually you!" Okay, with the help of Guan Gu Chuan Gong (play a flash), but Hu Yifei, who is basically a self-taught ancient martial arts master, is standing there quietly in a bunny pajamas, doing the same thing as himself. I have to say that from the perspective of a thief who takes hiding his identity as his first priority, Chen Meijia is too careless.

Everyone in the love apartment is not an ordinary person. Guan Gu thought so, and looked through the floor with his spiritual vision, Xiao Hei, who was sitting in front of the window drinking wine, stepped on the floor twice, which was considered to have greeted him. The night is still very long, and there are some things that I will talk about tomorrow......