Chapter 60, Friends of the Elderly, and the fourth resident of 3602
Time back to the night of Sekiya officially moving into 3602.
Hu Yifei, a master of ancient martial arts, still pleaded with his younger brother and launched a dating battle plan of "mountain carving and catching the little white rabbit" to Lin Wanyu. Although these two sisters and brothers are not ordinary people, they are still planted in the hands of Lin Wanyu, the heir to the Lin Bank, who is innocent in appearance but invulnerable in fact. The dating battle plan failed miserably.
Radio host Zeng Xiaoxian, Teacher Zeng happened to meet Meijia when they came to find Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia helping Guan Gu tidy up the room, and perfectly misunderstood the relationship between Guan Gu and Meijia.
After Yifei failed to guide the love battle, he climbed back to the 3602 suite living room from the balcony in a hurry, gray and dirty, like a defeated rooster, but there were still words in his mouth: "I don't believe it!" My mother, I am a wise person, but I can't get this little girl's film. Impossible, impossible. β
Here, Zeng Xiaoxian was still pouting his ass and peeping in the crack of the door of Guan Gu's room. Hu Yifei saw it, walked behind him, and kicked Zeng Xiaoxian's buttocks. Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head suddenly, did not fight back, but flew down and held down Yifei's mouth as soon as possible, pulling her to the sofa. Teacher Zeng, you are so brave, don't you know that you just walked around the ghost gate?
"Shhhhh Teacher Zeng signaled that he must be quiet.
Yifei didn't care: "What are you doing!" As a host, I finally became psychopathic and started peeping? β
Teacher Zeng pulled Yifei closer and said mysteriously: "Something is wrong!" β
"What's wrong?" Yifei couldn't figure out what could be a big deal in this apartment.
Teacher Zeng said cryptically, "You know what? Now if you were to find a cartoon character to describe Zi Qiao, it would be the Hulk!! β
"Green? Stocks have fallen? "Yifei can't get around for a while.
Teacher Zeng was anxious: "Drop your head!" Cuckold! If it continues to develop like this, Ziqiao will be as green as a rape flower. β
Yifei still has the leisure to pick and choose: "You're talking about broccoli, right?" Rape flowers, that's yellow. β
"OK, I'm talking about broccoli," Mr. Zeng was anxious, "Phew! I'm talking about Zi Qiao. β
Yifei immediately started the comparison: "Impossible, Ziqiao is very cool." My brother can have half of him, and I don't have to worry about it. β
"Hmph, there are more strong hands in the strong, a red apricot comes out of the wall!" Teacher Zeng took out a bowl brush from the jar and shook it in front of Yifei's eyes.
Yifei was a little worried, and her tone became heavy: "You say-Meijia, ...... she?" β
Xiaoxian answered: "Knowing people, knowing faces, not knowing hearts, if there is love in the sky, the sky will be old!" β
"What kind of poems are you?" Yifei squinted at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was talking nonsense.
"Shhhh Come here, come here! Zeng Xiaoxian pulled Hu Yifei to the door of Guan Gu's room, and the two peeped together.
In Sekiya's room, Mika is helping to set up a new manga studio.
......
The crack in the door was so narrow that it was almost impossible to see what was going on inside, and the two of them eavesdropped with great difficulty.
Teacher Zeng guessed out of context: "That man seems to be talking about Meijia's body fragrance, which smells good." β
The deaf and clear-sighted ancient martial arts descendant could hear it clearly: "What, it is saying that a potted flower is very fragrant and can improve the air!" β
Pulling the curtains, Meijia kissing the teddy bear, and covering the sofa, Mr. Zeng couldn't see what was going on inside, and began his infinite gossip essence in front of the fragments he heard. But they were all rejected by Hu Yifei, who heard it clearly. The man's voice was characteristic, but she was sure she hadn't heard it. When Guan Gu couldn't speak fluent Mandarin, he basically didn't have any intersection with Hu Yifei. She had only heard from her brother that the nasty Japanese had aphasia.
"Wow, human see-through! Your ears are so good, you can't hear what I do in the shower every day, right? Zeng Xiaoxian's face was cold, "You are perverted!" β
Yifei glared at Teacher Zeng angrily: "How can I gossip like you." Obviously, Ziqiao and the others just found someone to share the rent. What nonsense is going on in your head! Perverted! After speaking, he just remembered that his brother was still fighting, and immediately rushed to the coffee table in the living room and picked up his walkie-talkie to continue to direct the battle. Although the dating situation is still not optimistic, Zhanbo's nonsense made Lin Wanyu more sure that his identity was probably exposed.
Except for the fact that Meijia went out on a night tour and was discovered by Guan Gu and Hu Yifei, this day has passed. Although it was an old friend reunion, the two of them didn't specifically look for a place to talk, after all, Guan Gu had already moved in. If you can run a monk, you can't run to the temple, and you will be a long time coming. Guan Gu, who returned to the room, stayed awake all night, thinking carefully about how he should deal with things tomorrow.
On the afternoon of the second day, at the Love Apartment Bar, Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhanbo, Yifei, Meijia, and Wanyu held a small party to welcome the arrival of their new roommate Guan Gu. Zi Qiao, who has the RMB in hand, of course will not attend the party at ease at this time, and he doesn't know where to go. This party is a reunion of old classmates after a long absence, and it is also a criticism meeting to expose the sinister intentions of the "spies" of the Neon Country. Hu Yifei is the chief justice, Zhanbo is the chief witness, Teacher Zeng, Lin Wanyu, and Chen Meijia are members of the jury, and Guan Gu is the defendant. Of course, except for Yifei, no one else knew that they had played such a role.
Meijia raised her glass: "Welcome to Guan Gu-kun to stay in the love apartment." Cheers! β
Everyone raised their glasses: "Cheers!" β
Sekiya raised the cup highest: "Please take care of it!" (Japanese)" still has a friendly smile on his face and faces Hu Yifei's knife-like gaze, polite and thoughtful, and his demeanor is decent, and he can't find any fault.
Zhanbo was rarely relaxed, and his speech was also clever: "By the way, Guan Gujun, are you still used to staying last night?" I don't know why, I always feel that you are quite familiar, this is probably fate. β
Guan Gu was also very happy to see his old classmate, and he said, "Oh, I'm so used to it. I ......" Before he could say anything, he was interrupted by Yifei.
"What are you? Guan Gu is magical, and he wants to get into the love apartment without even changing his name. What the hell are you doing here? Did Hu Zhuofan, that old bastard, let you come? β
"Fei Fei, you and Guan Gu knew each other before?" Lin Wanyu asked curiously. Although she didn't speak, Chen Meijia also looked at Guan Gu with a curious expression, she always felt that the fragment that was sealed in the depths of her memory was about to surface. Teacher Zeng's reaction was a little strange, first at Yifei, and then at Guan Gu, the gossip fire in his eyes had receded, and he turned to a worried look, but he didn't know what he was worried about. Jealous? Lu Zhanbo, who reacted slowly and half a beat, still looked at the two people in front of him blankly.
"Not only do I know it, but I also know it. Guan Gu is magical, he is the international student who is in the same class as you in the first and second years of high school, and transferred back to Neon in the third year of high school. β
"Oh! It turned out to be Sekiya. A few years ago, we had a high school reunion and wanted to invite you here. Is aphasia cured? Zhan Bo, who suddenly remembered, asked a nonsense sentence, thinking of Guan Gu's accent, "Ah, I'm sorry." I shouldn't have asked. β
"You already know Chinese, although now it's a problem. But there is certainly no problem in reading and writing, understanding the meaning, and speaking idioms. I've asked Ziqiao, and he fooled you in to split the rent. But with a freak like you who used classical Chinese to write exam essays in high school, how could you be fooled by the two of them so lame deception. It's been six years since Neon went back, what do you want to do this time when you're not crazy and put everything you want to do in our apartment? β
Under the guidance of Justice Hu, Mr. Zeng also entered the state: "We know everything, stop deceiving ourselves." Maybe everyone makes mistakes, and everyone has some ulterior secrets in their hearts, which is not shameful, but in the end, you still have to face the real world, face your own soul, the sea of suffering, and turn back. Why do these words sound so familiar?
The will of the big world is a pit, and now there is no need to follow the established plot, and he doesn't care about Guan Gu at all, and the series of coincidences that eliminated the unexpected events in the past and brought things back to the original track are now gone. Why did he pretend to be deceived by Lu Ziqiao and them into the love apartment, he had to rely on himself to go back. Now that Hu Yifei has given a direction, she might as well continue to make it up according to her idea. Martial arts cheats, when I was in the top bag of the ancient martial arts world, I really read several books.
Guan Gu turned his head, smeared some saliva on the corners of his eyes, blinked the corners of his eyes, and with a crying tone, he turned his head and said to everyone in his strange Mandarin: "Sister Yifei, I was wrong T-T." Back then, Hu Zhuofan's seniors asked me to secretly bring what he had learned all his life to pass on to you. But I was fascinated at the time, so I only passed on a copy of "Playing a Flash" to you, and a copy of "Yijin Jing", which I secretly deducted and practiced by myself. I felt ashamed in my heart, and I went crazy in practice, and then I got aphasia. But I still didn't want to give up the cheats at the time, so I hid back in neon. But after that...... "turned around again, covered his face, and forced out a few more tears."
"Since then, my martial arts have not improved an inch. I'm very guilty, I came back this time just to return to Zhao and teach you the Yijin Sutra again. Sister Yifei, you give me a chance. You believe me, I can destroy my martial arts, and I will never spread it. As he spoke, he put a palm on his chest, and vomited out with a mouthful of backblood. While everyone was stunned, Guan Gu took out a fashion magazine he had prepared from the bar sofa, wiped a handful of his own blood on the back of the book, and gently placed it on the coffee table. [Author: Shameless. You don't know martial arts at all. γ
The blood-stained side of the magazine is against the tabletop and the other side is facing up. Everyone's eyes were attracted to this magazine, and they happened to see a photo of a girl they were familiar with on the page facing up. Hu Yifei, who had a knife mouth and a tofu heart, didn't pay attention to this, she saw Guan Gu's attitude so "sincere", and said angrily: "Okay, okay, I forgive you." Hu Zhuofan's old bastard's stuff, I don't want it. If you still want to practice, you can practice it yourself. β
"That's a peerless miracle, aren't you tempted at all? It is said that girls practice it, and it also has the effect of detoxifying and nourishing the skin, reshaping the curve, and eternal youth. Speaking of which, the three girls in the re-entry more or less secretly revealed, a look of action, "Eh, you're right, Sister Yifei." Impulsiveness is the devil, and all of this is just a cloud. You say yes, Wanyu. β
Faced with Guan Gu's sudden divine turn, Lin Wanyu was completely panicked, and everyone also remembered the content in the magazine just now, "Lin's International Bank's daughter has left, and there is information provided by someone in the know, and you can get ......!!!
Wan Yu paused and spoke: "I have something to say to you. I should confess to all of you. β
Yi Fei, who was still immersed in Guan Gu's "self-abandonment of martial arts" and his bastard father's shit, was inexplicable: "Confess? Confess what? β
Wan Yu said sincerely: "Guan Gu is right, you shouldn't lie to your friends. It's all floating clouds! She raised her voice, "I still have to face the real world. β
Guan Gu continued to play the strength of the actor: "Huh? My words? Then two more mouthfuls of blood were forced.
[The first rule of Guan Gu's performance: After finding a valid reason and passing the risk, you must immediately find another big news to divert everyone's attention. So as to avoid the risk of being debunked as much as possible. γ
Teacher Zeng leaned close to Yifei's ear and said, "I seem to have heard these words somewhere. β
Yifei said stupidly: "...... I still don't get it. β
Wan Yu told everyone the real situation and the situation in this magazine, and said to everyone apologetically: "I'm really sorry for everyone." Actually, my full name is Lin Wanyu, and my father is the chairman of Lin's International Bank. β
Mr. Zeng answered: "Lin's International Bank? That's what you're talking about...... Lin's International Bank!? "I pointed to the article in the magazine.
Wan Yu nodded rather depressedly: "Yes." β
"Ugh!" Hu Yifei gasped and was about to faint, Zhanbo hurriedly supported her: "Sister, what's wrong with you?" β
"Sister Yifei, hold on!" Sekigu.
Wan Yu continued, "I should be studying at the Conservatory of Music in New York now. But my dad insisted that I go on a blind date. β
Teacher Zeng interjected again: "Who are you going to go on a blind date?" Gates' son? Or Warren Buffett's nephew? β
Wan Yu shook her head: "I don't know, I only heard that their family is digging for oil in the UAE." β
"Digging for oil? Then all the money he earns in his family is 'black' money, right? Isn't there a lot of antique jewelry or something? I don't know what I thought of, Chen Meijia's kitten paws were itchy.
"Ugh!" Hu Yifei, who had just woken up, gasped again, and continued to faint, Zhanbo changed his arm to support him: "Calm, calm." β
Wan Yu frowned and said, "I don't want to go, my father wants to send someone to pick me up, I bought a plane ticket on the spur of the moment, and then got here." My dad sent a lot of people looking for me, and I can't help but tell you who I am. I didn't have freedom since I was a kid, and this was the first time I was truly independent. I don't want to marry someone I've never met. β
"No wonder, I said how do you know so much music, cigars, and dollar bills......" Yifei suddenly realized that she was exposed.
Of course, the shrewd Wan Yu immediately noticed the loophole in Yifei's words: "Hey, how do you know? β
Yifei began to make up nonsense, and the words that he hastily planned with Guan Gu all night were naturally incomparable: "I...... Zhanbo and I used to be conjoined babies, and our heads were connected until we were 2 years old. We have telepathy, huh! "Don't forget to bump into Zhanbo.
Even Wan Yu, who had revealed her biggest secret at the moment, didn't take it too seriously, and responded: "Oh. β
Teacher Zeng couldn't look at it: "Then when the doctor separated, his hands fell and his brain was left on Zhanbo's head." β
Yifei finally reacted: "Are you looking for a draw!" β
Wan Yu concluded: "I have already said what I should say, you can rest assured, I will definitely find a job by myself, pay the rent by myself, and I will not drag you down." β
Yifei immediately showed the true colors of the kind-hearted eldest sister: "What are you talking about, fool! You still have Guan Gu Now that you have arrived in this apartment, no matter what happened before, now you are our brothers and sisters, what kind of drag, Wanyu, are you mistaken! β
Teacher Zeng rarely stood on a united front with Yifei: "Yes, we will definitely help you keep it a secret." β
Zhanbo's heart was also touched, perhaps with some apologies for what he did to Wan Yu just now: "Wan Yu, I have been studying since I was a child, and I don't know anything except reading...... In fact, I am the same as you, the day I met you was also the day I was truly independent, and I can understand your feelings. Don't worry, I don't know Lin Wanyu, the daughter of a rich family, I only know Lin Wanyu who sells pirated discs. β
is also a fallen person, Wan Yu excitedly stepped forward to hug Zhanbo: "Thank you, Zhanbo." Zhanbo was so nervous that he didn't know where to put his hand. Yifei quietly gave two thumbs up and made a "love and affection" action. Guan Gu breathed a sigh of relief, and by the way, he blew out a few more blood bubbles, and finally passed the test completely.
The kind-hearted teacher Zeng was the first to notice that Guan Gu was still vomiting blood: "Guan Gu, are you okay, do you want to send you to the hospital?" β
"Ah, no, no. After dissipating the true qi of the madness, the normal reaction after that, I feel even better now than before......"
"Guan Gu, you went back to Shanghai, why didn't you notify me?" Before Guan Gu finished speaking, a pleasant female voice interjected, and before he saw him, he knew that it was a beauty when he heard his voice, "Ah, hello." My name is Nolan. It's the ...... of Sekiya."
"Senior sister, she is a good senior sister when I was learning white case Suzhou-style dim sum!" Guan Gu preemptively helped this unexpected intellectual beauty to make an introduction, as for why he introduced him as a senior sister, it is very intriguing. What does Nuo Lan want to say that he is from Guan Gu?
"It's her. Then he is ......" Maggie Chen, the former thirteenth sister of Central and now Catwoman, suddenly thought of where she had met these two people. I have to say that girls' minds are really not easy to understand, and sometimes, their impression of the beautiful and excellent same sex is even deeper than that of the handsome and excellent opposite sex. Should we say that the same sex is exclusive, or is jealousy deeper in a woman's heart than appreciation? I don't understand......
To Be Continuedγ